Rich hobo meals

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Rich hobo meals Anonymous Sun Jan 3 02:37:53 2021 No.15333472 [Reply] [Original]

Howdy evrybody, I blew a bunch of money of ingredients. Time to cook the dinner of a retarded king.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 02:40:14 2021 No.15333486 >>15333472 chop chop, cut a chopstick because no toothpicks. oyseter sauce, garlic, onion powder chili powder on mushroom

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 02:41:19 2021 No.15333495 File: 1.10 MB, 1360x2419, 20210103_024046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15333486

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 02:46:35 2021 No.15333530 File: 3.01 MB, 4032x2268, 16096599589864130419282827758142.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15333495 mushroons cooking too quickly, sausage cars removed to drive faster

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 02:55:12 2021 No.15333576 File: 2.14 MB, 4032x2268, 16096604827805317824650116447900.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15333530 wheels have fallen, extra bacon added to aid frying

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 02:56:35 2021 No.15333582 What sausages we talkin

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 03:00:47 2021 No.15333597 File: 2.93 MB, 4032x2268, 16096608349007480823148917901777.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15333576 brie, garlic, parmesean peppers

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 03:01:51 2021 No.15333601 >>15333582 they're a local delicacy known as "market basket spicy italian"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 03:02:02 2021 No.15333602 >>15333597 Looks yummy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 03:03:25 2021 No.15333607 I don't know if this is meant to be funny, but I'm laughing. Surely, this is not how you actually chose to cook the ingredients? Please tell me this is an elaborate shitpost.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 03:04:24 2021 No.15333612 >>15333607 silence fool

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 03:05:43 2021 No.15333617 >>15333612 Ok.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 03:26:22 2021 No.15333701 >>15333602 thank you

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 03:31:36 2021 No.15333726 >>15333495 >>15333530 >>15333576 >>15333597 why do your pans look fucking ancient

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 03:33:10 2021 No.15333731 >>15333726 >t. never inherited shit Hey you shut your whore mouth. Everyone knows ancient cooking tools contain cooking magic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 03:33:11 2021 No.15333732 >>15333726 They were found in a barrow

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 03:41:07 2021 No.15333768 File: 2.90 MB, 4032x2268, 16096632513807099242292377967259.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15333731 indeed

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 03:44:18 2021 No.15333779 >>15333601 You in Texas?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 03:45:02 2021 No.15333783 >>15333779 I'm in the texas of the north

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 03:45:10 2021 No.15333784 >>15333768 Holy fuck OP. What in the absolute fuck. I tried, but my fucking sides hurt from the hunger pains you are causing me. You get an 11/10 with the +1 from the Picasso. Best thread on /ck/ in a while.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 03:46:12 2021 No.15333787 >>15333783 Montana?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 03:48:28 2021 No.15333793 >>15333787 I'll give you a hint. It's got the same first letter and its not a state it's a commonwealth

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 03:50:12 2021 No.15333799 File: 1.98 MB, 4032x2268, 16096637857406816077659483728165.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15333784 thank you, it is delicious

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 03:53:10 2021 No.15333807 File: 417 KB, 480x270, 987452045204.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15333793 >Texas of the North >Montreal

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 03:55:14 2021 No.15333814 File: 85 KB, 564x845, 1606838415490.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15333807 close but completely wrong

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 03:58:51 2021 No.15333822 >>15333814 Manitoba, last guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 03:59:56 2021 No.15333828 >>15333822 haha no, you're not even in the right country

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 04:04:41 2021 No.15333836 File: 476 KB, 1584x864, EE61AB30-BC15-43D0-AA21-E2B0CCA8CB78.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 04:05:46 2021 No.15333839 >>15333828 >not the states >starts with "M" >close to Montreal >somehow not Canada Fuck if I know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 04:05:58 2021 No.15333840 File: 174 KB, 220x165, tenor.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15333836

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 04:45:43 2021 No.15333944 File: 2.19 MB, 4032x2268, 16096671234114311627727410309873.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15333839 you guys have been great so imma introduce you to a local manitoba treat called a brown cow

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 10:46:20 2021 No.15335167 >>15333839 Its Maine you mongs. It's a commonwealth because it split off from massachusetts

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 13:00:10 2021 No.15335826 >>15333472 are you joe rogan?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 13:01:39 2021 No.15335831 >>15335167 It's still a state, you bag of piss.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 14:06:03 2021 No.15336158 >>15335167 very close but no u dumbass >>15335826 very close but no u dumbass >>15335831 very close but no you dumbass, a commonwealth is not a state

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 14:16:25 2021 No.15336219 >>15336158 >commonwealth is not a state Perfect! Now you can secede to Canada w/o repercussions and we'll all be happy!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 14:18:23 2021 No.15336232 >>15336158 >not a state! I spy with my little eye a black wigger.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 14:18:54 2021 No.15336238 >>15336219 we pay your bills out of the kindness of our coastie hearts. better watch your mouth before we leave you in a pool of pills, sewage and rusty rebar.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 14:27:49 2021 No.15336300 >>15335167 Mass is also a commonwealth you heroin addict. Also the Texas of the North is NH

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 14:30:04 2021 No.15336316 >>15336300 that doesn't start with an m

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 14:30:36 2021 No.15336319 >>15333768 wish you a good apetite - looks delicious

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 14:32:04 2021 No.15336331 >>15336316 Maine is a state. Looks like no matter what, you've backed yourself into a big ol' retarded corner like a retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 14:32:23 2021 No.15336333 >>15336238 Lol imagine acting like you’re NY or CA but you’re just Maine

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 14:34:39 2021 No.15336346 File: 589 KB, 320x444, 1607502478654.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15336331 >>15336333 I rarely go to maine so i wouldn't know it's status. Sometimes it's hard being in an almighty commonwealth but we manage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 14:40:48 2021 No.15336371 >>15333768 Did you arrange it into a face on purporse?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 14:43:00 2021 No.15336382 >>15336371 No, that's entirely coincidental, I just believed in the heart of the mushroom

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 15:14:06 2021 No.15336535 >>15333768 Well you get an 0 on presentation. The bacon around the sausages is burned. I would not have put brie on top of mushroom like that, but I guess if you like it you are allowed. Would like to try the sausages though, if cooked correctly.

Anonymous Sun Jan 3 15:24:08 2021 No.15336599

>>15336535
8/10 would make mushrooms like that again. The bacon was ok, it gained a sort of gumminess from the sausage which offset the hardness of the cooking. My oven isn't working right now so the brie and parmesan were a workaround to make stuffed mushrooms. but yeah, I'm just fucking around
stay tuned for later fuckups.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 15:27:35 2021 No.15336619 >>15336535 what do you mean 0 for presentation, can you not see the angry face you aesthetic deficient pleb

Anonymous Sun Jan 3 15:32:38 2021 No.15336652

>>15336599
>but yeah, I'm just fucking around
>stay tuned for later fuckups.
It's fun to fuck around the kitchen, keep up. Will stay tuned for more.
>>15336619
I can but didn't really take it into consideration. We're obviously using different criteria to rate it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 18:43:29 2021 No.15337580 >>15333768 what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 20:22:55 2021 No.15338128 File: 2.07 MB, 4032x2268, 16097233576933219251858280254287.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15337580 TODAY WE SHALL SLAY THE POTATO.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 20:28:59 2021 No.15338162 File: 2.65 MB, 4032x2268, 16097237212241731372884929587216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15338128 the capitalist returns and is chopped

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 20:33:30 2021 No.15338193 File: 2.60 MB, 4032x2268, 16097239876516431623760519540367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15338162 I have but one small copper pot, like in the old country

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 20:35:25 2021 No.15338204 >>15333732 fuck you got a chuckle out of my belly

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 20:40:25 2021 No.15338234 File: 3.52 MB, 4032x2268, 16097244114778673144371062001597.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15338193 sausage bits with onion bits

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 20:42:09 2021 No.15338248 File: 3.12 MB, 4032x2268, 16097245182977221955537068111598.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15338234 mutilate the potate

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 20:42:30 2021 No.15338251 >>15333768 lol put some pants on samsquanch

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 20:43:45 2021 No.15338260 File: 3.42 MB, 4032x2268, 16097246137975075781521950484390.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15338234 1 more decapsulated sausage

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 20:45:51 2021 No.15338273 File: 1.86 MB, 4032x2268, 16097247405445710930997694967146.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15338251 no

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 20:46:01 2021 No.15338274 >>15333793 Virginia and Pennsylvania are the only commonwealths

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 20:47:14 2021 No.15338284 File: 2.57 MB, 4032x2268, 16097248243446722955418569777594.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15338274 I think you're trying to anger me. In any case, now is the time of potato

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 20:49:34 2021 No.15338296 File: 2.73 MB, 4032x2268, 16097249637514942411155092409961.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15338284 sokn

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 20:50:56 2021 No.15338306 >>15338284 You’re right I’m retarded https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonwealth_(U.S._state) The four states – Kentucky,[2] Massachusetts,[3] Pennsylvania,[4] and Virginia

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 20:51:56 2021 No.15338312 File: 128 KB, 500x576, ughhh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw people live like this

Anonymous Sun Jan 3 20:54:09 2021 No.15338323
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>>15338312
Well, at least I'm not a sea lion. I think you probably have an inaccurately pleasant view of the world propagated by your parents and your boss. Wake up mr freeman wake up and smell the ashes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 20:59:54 2021 No.15338355 File: 143 KB, 600x660, can.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15338323 Pick up that can.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 21:05:03 2021 No.15338378 File: 3.06 MB, 4032x2268, 16097258792916414041096515100835.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15338355 cooked a bit, mashed a bit, stamped like tge proletariat under the ruling conglomerates psi heel. Notice not completely

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 21:08:15 2021 No.15338404 File: 2.72 MB, 4032x2268, 16097260765503357595536221440726.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15338378 2 cloves garlic

Anonymous Sun Jan 3 21:17:43 2021 No.15338471
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>>15338404
I just got 24 hour banned from facebook for saying british people should go outside. aint life grand. i feel simultaneously sad and embarrassed of that sadness mixed eith impotent for now rage. anyhoo heres beer

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 21:20:02 2021 No.15338489 File: 2.23 MB, 4032x2268, 16097267902798670020636952029902.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15338471 brie

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 21:21:23 2021 No.15338501 >>15338489 This is looking like some nice sloppa

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 21:21:36 2021 No.15338506 >>15338323 promulgated

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 21:22:39 2021 No.15338512 File: 2.42 MB, 4032x2268, 16097269305623476612098116519127.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15338501 Here in the grand commonwealth we call it a "soup"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 21:26:40 2021 No.15338542 what is wrong with your cookware dude get some new ones before you kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 21:28:46 2021 No.15338559 File: 2.90 MB, 4032x2268, 16097273138042862049834646329135.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15338542 it's gouda

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 21:29:52 2021 No.15338568 File: 2.70 MB, 4032x2268, 16097273694407477054941579500627.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15338559

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 21:34:04 2021 No.15338586 >>15338568 There's hair in your slop, OP

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 21:34:31 2021 No.15338592 File: 2.36 MB, 4032x2268, 16097276588611971391629041503236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15338568 more peppers more onions

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 21:35:44 2021 No.15338597 File: 2.50 MB, 4032x2268, 16097277223848026190004899859785.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15338592 more beer,more hair

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 21:38:03 2021 No.15338615 File: 2.25 MB, 4032x2268, 16097278651671935152356236922493.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15338597 one tapir skull

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 21:39:40 2021 No.15338623 This is looking less "rich hobo" and more "lazy, poor, college student, who inherited grandma's pots and pans, at the end of the month".

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 21:43:41 2021 No.15338652 File: 3.38 MB, 4032x2268, 1609728207935505243345501898984.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15338623 Wow, hurtful

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 21:44:04 2021 No.15338653 >>15333944 >hes from manitoba ahhhhhh shit this explains everything. double digit iq knuckle dragging gooftard go back into your cave

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 21:48:03 2021 No.15338679 >>15338652 No malice intended, I was there too, once upon a time. Only thing that's changed is the "poor" and "college student".

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 21:49:02 2021 No.15338686 File: 2.74 MB, 4032x2268, 16097285299593546642773453934427.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15338653 more onion

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 21:51:06 2021 No.15338696 File: 2.98 MB, 4032x2268, 16097286553142721005419351764073.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15338679 more peppers

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 21:57:18 2021 No.15338724 >>15338471 That’s what you get for using shit websites like jewbook

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 21:57:36 2021 No.15338725 File: 101 KB, 1000x700, 1508255132712.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15338696 dude why are you just adding this shit in raw and not evenly cut at all? this is the biggest sloppa i've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 21:58:29 2021 No.15338729 File: 2.34 MB, 4032x2268, 16097290970702416600077642476120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15338696 wala

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 21:59:33 2021 No.15338733 >>15338725 oh no, is it not sliced enough for your delicate sensibilities, truly i am sorry princess

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 22:02:31 2021 No.15338746 >>15338729 How does it taste

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 22:02:58 2021 No.15338750 >>15338746 eh, not great, too much beer

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 22:03:59 2021 No.15338752 >>15338746 imma let it reduce for a bit but I should have brought milk

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 22:05:59 2021 No.15338763 >>15338752 Thats a good idea, whats it called?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 22:06:49 2021 No.15338767 >>15338763 milk

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 22:08:27 2021 No.15338777 >>15338763 no, the name of your concoction. You've created something. Like hobo soup or something

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 22:10:33 2021 No.15338784 File: 2.16 MB, 4032x2268, 16097298127242229169907909469677.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15338777 I dunno, it's just sausage beer cheese. I left my mushroom caps at home which would have helped.I shall call it tlaloc. It's ok

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 22:13:10 2021 No.15338807 >>15338733 look at those huge fuckin chunks of onions just raw doggin that broth. nasty. learn to cook faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 22:13:50 2021 No.15338813 >>15338807 that is not the problem here. rawconion is awesome

Anonymous Sun Jan 3 22:43:57 2021 No.15339007

>>15338777
i'm honestly incredibly depressed. All our values were made by evolution, existing because they tend to promote their own propagation. I frequently see truth that will never be accepted because they are maladaptive in the moment. There is no inherent benefit to truth. I am alone in a world of fools.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 01:34:26 2021 No.15339841 >>15339007 >I am alone in a world of fools. That's whole lot of pretentious philosophy coming from someone using ingredients in the worst ways possible while fucking up his own riddles.

Anonymous Mon Jan 4 01:59:48 2021 No.15339955
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>>15339841
It's not the worst possible way it's experimentation. Also, fuck you I'm right. You think it's pseudophilosophy because you can understand it. Admittedly that puts it on a low rung but it's completely true.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 02:13:34 2021 No.15340014 File: 358 KB, 1199x1535, 098745324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15339955 Here, let me sum up your philosophy in one pic. You'd do better to fix your life instead of dabbling in high horsisms that are shit and get you nowhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 02:19:03 2021 No.15340035 >>15340014 nope, maybe I was reaching when I assumed you understood it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 02:20:05 2021 No.15340038 >>15340014 I sort of assumed you would have to to be able to form a sentence but i suppose this world takes all sorts of evolutionary viable paths. or mutants

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 04:01:47 2021 No.15340421 At least it’s a cooking thread. I have some questions for you OP. Did anyone teach you to cook, like a grandma or website? Do you live on your own? How often do you read fiction?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 04:17:57 2021 No.15340463 >>15340421 I live alone, my mom was a terrible cook and died early in my life, leaving me on a path of culinary revenge. I read mostly scifi and science and listen to many pdocasts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 04:18:28 2021 No.15340465 This might be the worse cook a long ever even worse than that slop by the homo with the gay cat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 04:24:08 2021 No.15340475 File: 93 KB, 1024x1024, 008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15340465 well i'm better at it than you are. The first one came out great, the second one was a discovery of how not to make potato soup

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 04:28:48 2021 No.15340490 >>15340475 I thought it was only one dish

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 04:33:41 2021 No.15340514 >>15340490 no, the mushroom face was good, the potato beer cheese soup was bad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 11:48:04 2021 No.15341981 >>15333768 My dead mother used those plates all my life.

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