/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15333047]

This is what America is most famous for.

[Anonymous No.15333082]

Loion look at this hot dog. Look at this hot doog look at me look into my eyes. Do you see it? Do you see the abyss in my black eyes do you understand now what i am going through these demon eyes hanlve seen more tha you would ever imagine but Oh man the ants are clinbing they're wverywhwre the birds of prey eill cinema with the seventh ring of the bells in tbe purgatoey and therevwill be no escape repent now my children and fly

[Anonymous No.15333097]

>>15333047
It's fucking "burger land", not "hot dog land" you inbred europoor

[Anonymous No.15333115]

>>15333047
I love hot dogs but they gotta have onions on top.

[Anonymous No.15333117]

>>15333115
what's the most quintessentially american topping on hot dogs?

[Anonymous No.15333121]

>>15333047
I think Americas most well known using you like a worn out sock.

[Anonymous No.15333122]

>a single line of 'tard
patrician taste

[Anonymous No.15333123]

>>15333047
If you were to analyse a hit dog in a scientific manner, you could come up with a massive list of facts. Using this list of facts, you could infer an awful lot about the society that created it.

A hot dog is a marvel compared to Haitian mud cookies.

[Anonymous No.15333176]

>>15333117
bacon

[Anonymous No.15333436]

The chili dog was a really great culinary invention

[Anonymous No.15333485]

>>15333047

[Anonymous No.15333499]

>>15333485
How can one man be so based? He was the hero we needed, but not the one we deserved.

[Anonymous No.15333623]

>>15333499
Except he didn't do shit for conserving.

[Anonymous No.15333837]

>>15333122
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.15333896]

This is what bavaria is most famous for

[Anonymous No.15334096]

>>15333097
A hotdog is a burger

[Anonymous No.15334101]

>>15333896
Is the yellow stuff their world famous Bavarian cream I've heard so much about.

[Anonymous No.15334102]

>>15333117
Ketchup and yellow mustard

[Anonymous No.15334107]

Then why are Americans called burgers as an insult?

[Anonymous No.15334119]

>>15333896
Those pretzels look interesting. I wouldn't fuck my ex fiancée's rotten cunt with those sausages though.

>>15333047
Isn't the US more famous for the "hamburger" though, which is really a cheeseburger.

[Anonymous No.15334122]

>>15334107
Insult?

[Anonymous No.15334459]

>>15333047
Iceland inbreds eat more hotdogs than mutts do.

[Anonymous No.15334869]

>>15334119
Weisswurst are a damn good sausage, mutt.

[Anonymous No.15335991]

And

[Anonymous No.15336583]

>>15333436
Bros i fuckin love chili dogs, even if I have to eat it with utensils sometimes

[Anonymous No.15336644]

>>15334459
All Europeans love being stuffed to the brim with hotdogs.

[Anonymous No.15337837]

>>15333837
>tomatoes
cringe and yuckypilled

[Anonymous No.15337888]

I am both disgusted by and in love with hotdogs. Weird.

[Anonymous No.15337911]

>>15334119
Why didn’t the engagement work out anon?

[Anonymous No.15337916]

>>15334869
That shits fucking nasty, you’d have to have the tastebuds of a dog to think that shit taste good, I’d rather eat Harvey Weinstine’s deformed penis than eat one of those white tubes of rubbery congealed jizz

[Anonymous No.15337917]

>>15333485
Based party in the back era Trump.
>>15333623
Fucking phonefags.

[Anonymous No.15337933]

>>15336644
You're thinking of kebab meat. They can't get enough of it deep, deep inside any of their holes.
Not that we aren't heading in that direction and we still have the nigs and spics to boot.

[Anonymous No.15337950]

>>15337837
Do you prefer pickles?

[Anonymous No.15338012]

>>15333436
What kind of mustard goes best with chili dogs anyway?

[Anonymous No.15338027]

Hotdogs are German

[Anonymous No.15338042]

>>15333122
always laffed when Heinz missed the opportunity to call 'mayomust' as 'mayotard'

[Anonymous No.15338084]

>>15337950
2>1>4>3

[Anonymous No.15338099]

>>15338084
Found the chronic death grip masturbator with Peyronie's.

[Anonymous No.15338111]

>>15333047
>>15333097
why not both
(yes I know the potato chips kind of sucked, I'd get it without and it was great. not my favorite Carl's Jr burger but still 8/10)

[Anonymous No.15338115]

>>15338027
Meh, this logic never sticks for me.
By that logic, hamburgers aren't American, they're German. Oh, wait they're actually Russian. Wait, that's wrong, they were actually invented by mongols putting horse meat under their saddles. Forgive me, I fucked up, some caveman ate meat once.

[Anonymous No.15338401]

>>15337950
actually those look a lot better yeah

[Anonymous No.15339124]

>get all beef hot dog
>cook in frying pan
>lightly butter outside of a potato bun, fill inside of bun with thin sliced Monterey Jack and lay in pan with dog, toasting each side golden brown while the cheese melts
>microwave a little Mexican style beef chili, best if homemade but canned is okay
>when done cooking, lay dog inside cheese bed in bun
>generously dribble chili over length of the dog
>add a line of ketchup and brown mustard on top of the chili, fuck what gourmets say
>pour a nice tall glass of milk and dig in
>if still hungry, add some baked beans and brown bread as side dishes with next dog
You're welcome rest of the world

[Anonymous No.15339353]

>>15334107
For the same reason that the frogs call the british "roast beefs".

[Anonymous No.15339529]

[Anonymous No.15339545]

>>15333117
I grew up with plain mustard. I enjoy nacho cheese as an adult.

[Anonymous No.15339559]

>>15338111
wow if the potato chips are the worst part of that burger I don't want to know how the hot dogs tasted

[Anonymous No.15339573]

>>15333082
Look at the hotdog on the attached photo. Can you imagine how this hotdog cries and dials some thick thot to tell her his feelings? Can you imagine him letting another fat Karen with black kid pass him in the store line? Can you imagine him flipping burgers for half a year to buy the latest apple product? Do you see in him a hotdog that is too ashamed to tell his parents that he wants to spend his twenty-fourth birthday drinking with his friends?

Now look at him again. Do you see any trendy brand clothing on him? Maybe he is covered in bulging muscles and thick veins? He looks like a movie actor or male model? Is there a sports car behind him?

Look again at this hotdog and ask yourself what's wrong with him? Why his glare is made of iron, his posture is made of steel, his skin is lead?

[Anonymous No.15339594]

>>15339529
thats a lot of glizzies

[Anonymous No.15339632]

>>15333117
Chili

[Anonymous No.15341908]

>>15333047
>be me
>go to gas station with stapdad to buy cheap cigars
>see hotdogs on rollers
>see sign, 2 for $1.59
>ask stepdad if he wants hotdogs
>yeah, he does
>I grab a bun, put a hotdog on it
>my stepdad grabs a hotdog, the hotdog slips out of the tongs and falls on the floor
>my stepdad asks where a sink is so he can rinse it off
>cashier just tells him to throw it away and grab another
>he grabs another
>we load our hotdogs with ketchup and relish
>go to cashier
>2 hotdogs please
>"those arent hotdogs those are cheddarwurst"
>I am baffled
>ask how much
>$2 each
>tell her she can either sell us 'two hotdogs for $1.59' or her 'cheddarwurst' can go in the trash
>she chooses trash
>tfw we just wasted $6 worth of some shitty bloated hotdog
>tfw its all that chubby slampig of a highschool student cashier's fault
>I go to the grocery store down the road and buy 8 hotdogs and 8 buns for a total of $4
Legit, fuck that bitch

[Anonymous No.15341915]

>>15333047

[Anonymous No.15341952]

>>15333117
Chili
Cheese
Onions
Mustard

[Anonymous No.15341958]

>>15338012
French's original yellow

[Anonymous No.15341970]

>>15339124
Tell me more of this Mexican style beef chili. Can you recommend some brands?

We usually use Castleberry's hot dog chili sauce

[Anonymous No.15341976]

>>15341908
What a dumb count. Wasting food makes me rage

[Anonymous No.15342003]

>>15341970
I don't know I always just make my own, it's just black or red beans, corn, some green chili peppers from can if you like them, and some roast beef or hamburger. I think Hormel might make something similar but it's not quite as good
Throw in some cumin and garlic powder

[Anonymous No.15342338]

>>15341976
>.t poorfag freeloader
Cuntstomers should learn not to pull whiny peasant scams on me

[Anonymous No.15343852]

>>15341908
You're the idiot whole didn't read the signs.

[Anonymous No.15345182]

>>15334102
>and

Tell me how I know you’re white trash

[Anonymous No.15345197]

>>15338012
Spicy brown or stone ground.
>>15341958
Not even mustard, it's emulsified piss.

[Anonymous No.15345207]

>>15341908
it's literally your fault for picking the wrong dogs
it wasn't up to her to choose how to charge you for them