/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15329808
>oh no, it's been 3 days without seeing the exact same webms reposted on a loop!

>>15329808

>>15329831
why tho

>>15329833
post a youtube link and i will try to make a webm out of it

>>15329844
Is this jack?

>>15329840
The Official Sloppashit™

>>15329818
Elder abuse is real.

>>15329854
It was nice

>>15329808
That's actually crazy impressive

>>15329944
Baller as fuck. It makes your doodie sparkle.

A Goose egg.

>>15329962

they should abuse him more

>>15329863
yea

>>15329844
ive always wondered, what actually is this? what the fuck is he doing?

>>15329840
Nick Tahou's sucks ass. dogTown is better by a mile.

>>15330498
Generals chicken i believe

>>15329809
Slicing it open in the kitchen is pretty stupid.

>>15329818
Holy based

>>15329910
haahaha

>>15329910
Any know the bread pan used in that webm?

>>15330639
They're seated at a countertop so it's being served immediately.

>>15330661
WTF is that real???

>>15330652

>>15330498
He made a sauce but added too much cornmeal, resulting in a non newtonian fluid. Unlike normal fluids it becomes hard when pressure is applied, resulting in difficult times when attempting to coat the chicken pieces.

>>15329831
I love butane meat

>>15329808
Because /ck/ made a new years resolution to stop Ja/ck/ posting, and the easiest way to do that is no .Webm threads.

>>15329818
absolutely based

>>15329831
I can taste the cancer from here

>>15331777
no-kitchen embryo posting. expand your mind, your just a slave to the michellin mind

>>15331850
>>>/int/filo

>>15331783
That only happens when the small flame touches the meat and as you can see it didn’t happen

>>15332008
I hate this so much

>>15330923
look for a pullman loaf pan

>>15332003
wheres my fucking drink you slant eyed bitch

>>15332031
eat my ass thirdie

>>15331960

Seems like an ideal breakfast food. What type of batter do you suppose they use?

piggy

>>15332097
Finally, some good fucking food.

>>15332110
how much watermelon would you have to feed a pig for it live off of it for a few months

>>15332127
fowl

>>15330652
He's a disgusting creature. How did he ever procreate?

>>15329831
seared bite

>>15330079

>>15332111
>using flake salt to season fries
this is the stupidest fake bougie thing ever
anything coarser than fine will fall right off, and be a complete fucking waste

>>15329809
>makes a pretty omelette
>slices it open so it looks like cat vomit
why

>>15332008
Just how much money did that asshole waste...

>>15332070
Is it filled with spider web?

>>15330639
it's opened in front of your face and then he pours demiglace on top

>>15332008
wow i've watched hardcore gay anal fisting and this is probably the most homosexual video i've ever seen

>>15329809
>ketchup fried rice
Gotta be honest the Chinese win this one

>>15332573
naw nigga that shit is fire chink chongs be eating some rancid ass shit

>>15332791
I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE

>>15329886
>Co-founder is called Hi-RAM Mac
kek

>>15330079
>1:07
That's quite the Prison Gay attire on the vendor.

>>15332031
>implying strawberries go bad in a household with kids

>>15332969
Maybe he was named after the gay blacksmith in Oregon Trail

>>15330079
This looks like it would be really nice food if he simply left out the fucking trashbinmeat

>>15332145
He didn't waste his youth simping over women out of his league.

>>15332008
>>15332489
It gets better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-UCxBowmeo
>"If only I pulled it out that clean..."

>>15333005
This was painful to watch

>>15329944
>>15329961
some real decadent shit right here

>>15333093
I've seen this imagine god knows how many times, but this is the first time I've noticed the lid lodged in the ceiling

>>15333005
i still don't know what the fuck is this

>>15329840
>non pretentious sloppashit plates, filling, cheap
actually based

>>15332095
Why the folded over dough. What happens when it is fully baked?

>>15332233
Kosher would probably still work.

>>15332031
The companies paying for this ad waste more food in an hour than a thousand people do in a lifetime

>>15332088
It's a sweet cake batter:

>1 tablespoon unsalted butter, melted
>3 tablespoons sugar
>a pinch of salt
>1 teaspoon baking powder
>½ teaspoon vanilla extract
>½ cup all purpose flour
>½ cup milk

>>15329844
Did he fuck up and make oobleck?

>>15333228
it's putting the seam on the bottom. If you put it on the top it cracks open.

>>15332003
please, asiago, I'm so thirsty...

>>15333228
So the shape is round and the joining point remains on the base and it keeps the form. It can also be done by cupping your hand and doing a circular motion over the table with the dough under the palm, shaping it in that way.
The dough is put in the trail to proof tightly so when it's baked, soft spots remain on the sides when cut. If you leave it with enough space the bread forms more crust, which is also good if you bake it with water in the oven to make steam and make it crispier.

>>15331428
So if he's not undercooking the chicken he's burning it

>>15332031
>supermarkets & agriculture design the industry so that anything that isn't literally perfect is immediately discarded as waste
>waste even more money & labor making this fucking ad
has real "BP tells you to recycle more" energy

>>15332075
let's be honest that thing is twice as big as his one and they didn't cut it for serving either.

>>15332097
I can tell this was posted by some americuck that's never had a chip butty before

>>15332233
not when it comes straight out of the oil. it'll stick to the chip.

>>15331960
>getting uncooked egg all over your fingers

>>15331953
shame she stopped doing porn to be an egirl

>>15333506
>Being this much of a fag.

>>15333570
How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>>15333939
He doesn't

>>15329860
>using webm maker for retards
ISHYGDDT

>>15330652

>>15329818
NANI?

>>15331428
Honestly the best-looking thing I've seen Jack cook. That arm's still a bummer, though.

>>15334029
>"Mmmh Hmmm. Das how we do diabeetus type II in da hood, baybee!"

>>15332121
It would probably have malnutrition issues.

>>15333005
Man I can't stand post-stroke Jack, just reminds me of when my mom had a stroke and it severely weakened her left hand. Thank god she fully recovered.

>>15334029
Video of an empowered FEMA camp chef preparing the FDA approved Goyim™ Cattle-feed ® for imprisoned Amerifat anti-vaxxers and Trump supporters.

>>15334027
Reminds me of the time in jr. high a kid did a cooking presentation for class where he squished a candy bar between two vending machine cookies and said he learned from his dad when he was in prison.

>>15329844
the man is defying the laws of physics. a true sorcerer.

>>15330079
Damn.
Food made with meat from garbage bin literally looks better than 90% of UK or US cuisine.

>>15329944
/ck/ needs to have spoilers so people don't have to look at this chick or Wiens against their will.

>>15332791
These pretzels are making me thirsty.

>>15334311
WTF if it's real, how does it get out?

>>15334072
That's clearly pre-stroke, though.
I'm glad your mother is better.

>>15334335

>>15334378
That one is fine because I know it's him from the thumbnail but that other one fucking hustled me into looking at that bigmouthed hag.

>>15331967
perfect

>>15332003
why do gooks always do this benihana shit just pour the fucking drink

>>15332070
did i just get goatse'd

>>15333417

>>15332070
i want to fuck it

>>15334027
Thats a basic prison spread.

>>15334493
So is your mum

>>15334496
>mum

Okay Muhammed.

>>15334496
>dawa be fefty dorra an tip preez

>>15330661
Hang on a minute..

>>15334501
I'm not a Brit. I was just taught British English in school.

>>15333379
He sure did

>>15332031
is that a Woolie's?

>>15333406

>>15329961
These bitches each took a bite next to each other. Gross

>>15332091
>drew a bath
fantasy ruined. Discard disgusting bong slags

>>15332111
so chip butties are for homos.

>>15334447

God I wish that was me

>>15329808
Because within 5 minutes it's full of jack posters

>webm thread
>half of the replies are Jack, a webm of the most disgusting food you can find, or responding to some offtopic deleted post
Why are you fucking faggots always like this?

>>15334583
>cant you see theyre already dead

>>15331256
no its not real, ur so frickin stupid, u can see teh string

>>15334027
these african americans are so clever, its a shame those racist white people never give them credit for it

>>15331733
I thought this was a literal ketchup flood accident at first.

>>15332791
SOULLESS

>>15329809
Those omelets always look so disgusting when they get split open. Like a puddle of yellow worms or something.

>>15335429
Ur mom looks like a fuckin dick, faggot

>>15335484
no u

Me flipping eggs to fold mike McDonald's. Its easier when not holding camera

>>15335730
A challenger appears.

Someone post the saltroach ones, I want to show a >friend what pure undiluted pretentiousness looks like.
Bonus for the ones mocking him. I know there's at least 2 of them.

>>15329818
I... have questions.

pic unrelated

>>15334698
>slags
Anon. If it has a benis, no matter how feminine, the proper term is "chav".

>>15335913
christ I just realized in his "bean dip" he's using chili with no beans. Can't even do that right my god

>>15332070

that is some HR Giger shit

>>15334447
Me in the center

>>15329808
>burns your pizza
>gets ash all over it
Viola!

>>15329818
based lynja poster

>>15329808
Does my local Dominos. Pizza Hut, or Papa Johns do this?

>>15329944
How do you even eat this, just bite into the thin layer of metal that is on your food? Remove it before going in?

>>15330079
>washing the meat
Fucking idiot, that's how you get germs everywhere

>>15330108
How does it taste?

>>15334564
i dont get the benefit of this, wouldnt these require specialized and expensive cups/glasses for a bar to have?

>>15332408
You never made any dough?

>>15333417
What the fuck was he doing here in the first place

>>15329808
how do they not get ashes in the pizza?

>>15334375
>letting your filthy fucking cat near food

>>15329878
It's called a garbage plate for a reason.

>>15334029
Sweet potato pie, or pumpkin?

>>15330661
now wait a second...

>>15329840
Big Papa Sloppa would approve

>>15334378
Is he dying? He looks like the meth is getting the best of him, and that's really weird for a guy we only ever see eating and making weird faces.

>>15329944
>Add $4 worth of gold leaf to food
>That'll be $1999.99 plus tip

>>15333994
>when cooking is just pouring out a series of cans and bowls
Jack never fails to amaze

>>15334583
>were just gonna lightly sauce it here

>>15330079
>feed maggots to chickens
>have meat slightly less often
>eat delicious vegetarian meals like poorfag neighbor india
why do the poor also have to be retarded? they're ruining my progressive narrative!

>>15329944
Based NYC :)

>>15336592
no there are pipes in the sand

>>15334442
Kek

>>15335730

>>15329944
Gold food is like peak degenerate. Does nothing for the taste and your body doesn't even do anything with it, you just end up shitting it out. It's purely to just make yourself feel superior and ripoff idiots

superior version coming through

>>15336951
Drugs, faggotry or both?

>>15336901
>ORAGANO

>>15334624
>These bitches each took a bite next to each other. Gross

>>15333093
how does that happen

>>15334503
Is the uncomfortable homoerotic stare at 0:30 included? I didn't ask for that, so I won't pay for it.

>>15329840
fuck where is this place? You got a link to the clip with sound?

>>15336951
hes getting a blowjob by his chubby femboy under the table

>>15337028
>watermarked meme

>>15337097
Nick Tahou Hots in NYC

>>15337079
That's extra you pay now!

>>15336873
let's get STARTED

>>15336592
it's only good if your bar has an extremely high turnover rate, like a college bar
your average neighborhood dive bar would likely not need something like this
if you push enough volume, your bar should be able to pay for a system like this in a weekend

>>15336592
I've seen this at ball parks with disposable cups. I guess the glass works the same. Its just a magnetic disk sticking to a metal ring around a hole in the bottom of the glass. The advantage is no waste/no foam/no mess and the bartender can walk away and come back when the glass is full.

>>15336648
They do.

>>15337067
it's a pressure cooker

>>15329962
perhaps, but is it wrong?

>>15337097
It's in Rochester, NY.

>>15330557
It's amazing how wrong you are.

>>15329818
kino

>>15329818
Eccentric Asian dads are cool.

>>15334496

>>15334029
>>15336665
Candied Yams, probably

>>15335730
>threw away the fat
wtf that's the best part

>>15333037
What the fuck is that thing in the oven!!??

>>15333570
does he get out? and if so, how? im sure he'd break some eggs in the process, i hope he's fine.

>>15334447
>click on webm
>wait what is going on?
>AAAAAAAHHHHHH! Why is this on /ck/?
>Oh, its not a miscarriage

>>15329808
They sort of ran their course and aren't really interesting anymore.

>>15338403
based Koreans

>>15336592
It's a trick.
The beer is already in the glasses and it just boils up from the heated table.
There are people who make coffee with hidden pipes, though, and that does require special tools. As you can see, this guy just got a few of them and then pours from those into regular vessels to save money.

>>15338579
How does the coffee get though the bottom of the kettle?

>>15337006
That's Diego Maradona, so definitely at least the former of those.

>>15338503
So...reverse apple pie.

>>15338133
She says it's a ham
https://youtu.be/i3P0f5oFRkw?t=143

[I am not responsible for any emotions you may experience during the watching of this video]

>>15338646
Based king ass ripper

>>15338622
>Touches the meat with his moustache.
It gives it the special flavor you all love.

>>15329961
gold chocolates is the only non-degen idea on this list

>>15330661
woah haha

>>15338590
Quantum entanglement.

>>15333939
he has to cook his way out

>>15333939
He just walks on eggshells.

>>15331733
Dickheads

>>15338453
Stopped watching as soon as I saw the chimp hands

>>15332791
>versus eating a pretzel made on the street by some old man running a stand
SOULLESS but it's unfortunately winning out among the tasteless

>>15333037
nice gunt warmer

>>15339482
I recognised that as Reimu before he flipped it and now I think I may have wasted my life.

>>15339446
Anon, black people can cook. Not all of us are great at it but when we know, we know.

>>15338482
>chorizo

Looks like Iinguica to me.

>>15339723

i just realized that one-pan egg sandwich that was all over ig and tiktok a couple months ago likely came from this

>>15336873
i can tell its featureman just by looking at those disgusting potato slices and the fact everything is in one pan

>>15329808
can someone put a mask on that fire? i dont want it to spread pandemic.

>>15338609
This is how an iron wall eats huh?

>>15338540
>russian
>double cream

>>15338698
this mangles your genitals

>>15329808
Because almost no one goes out to find new content. It's the same tired old jack videos, egg fort videos, and high end Japanese bar videos.

>>15339766
A grown woman actually asked me the other day if cremating the bodies is safe or if the virus might come out of the chimneys.

>>15338587
>butcher rawdogging the meat
>not a single hand sink in sight

>>15334335
im gonna open a wok themed restaurant and call it wok the fut

>>15331256
Just a heads up, repeating stale jokes over and over should be reserved for reddit since we don't have upboats or karma around here.

>>15337968
>dads

>>15339723
>we
get out

>>15338540
looks pretty nice

>>15340217
Right. Grandfathers

>>15329809
Mmm, raw egg

>>15336656
Well how the fuck is a cat supposed to be fed if you won't let him near his food?

>>15336586
like egg, really not much different than any other egg

>>15339680
Hell is just a word. The reality is much worse.

>>15336951
was it rape?

>>15329961
>rare cheese

>>15340367
I hadn't seen it in years so I put it on recently while I was in lockdown and almost did a spit take when the name Paul Anderson came up.
Even a broken clock etc. etc. I guess.

>>15329854
Put a crust on steak after hours in a sous vide.

>>15338609
what a fucking unit

>>15340850
At some point in the design process, an engineer saw the mess and waste of ingredients and thought "yep, that's an acceptable loss: ship it".
Engineers: no sense of right or wrong.

>>15340954
>You call it a "design flaw", but I call it an "end-user calibration issue".

>>15340954
I did some factory work while I was in nursing school and we used machines designed and built by lowest-bidder Chinamen.
The ones in that webm put the shit we were working with to shame.

>>15340966

>>15339446
Give it a rest already. Don't you get sick of yourself?

>>15341019
This is a GDI board, anon.

>>15338657
Since that's Ramsey, I refuse to believe that's not a meme caption. What's it really about?

>>15341182
It's real.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt7440620/

>>15341182
No, that's actually cocaine production. I'm sure you can Bing it.

>>15340330
Joke's on you. Kimchi is not food and even the cat knows it. Notice the cats scraping motion at the end? The cat thinks someone shat in the bowl and is reflexively trying to cover it with dirt.

>>15341195
>Bing

>>15341216
I always say Bing instead of Google because it never fails to get a reaction from some retard who cheers for a fucking search engine like it's his local football team.
Good job, retard.

>>15341237
not all search engines are created equal, tech illiterate old man

>>15334378
CAN HE STOP PLEASE

>>15329961
Why not use tinfoil? does gold even taste good?

>>15332573
ate there, this dude use demi-glace not ketchup

>>15341281
>Why not use tinfoil
What the actual fuck am I reading.

>>15341206
Kimchi's just spicy sauerkraut. Have you ever smelled cat food and cat treats? What they think is good isn't palatable to humans, either.

>>15341206
thanks for explainig the video that everyone understood. dummkopf

>>15338646
Is this a fetish or something?

>>15338540
it's barely cooking desu

>>15339817
you're a baby

>>15341237
Good job on making that faggot seethe anon

>>15341237
I use Bing because they give away free points than can be turned in for amazon gift cards and shit

>>15332791
>this kills the pretzel

>>15338386
that's a fucking stew. What retard makes these recepies?

>>15341885
Yup

>>15342816
anglos

>>15341105
>Look at my nigger hand

>>15329818
NARUTO CANT USE FUCKING FIRE YOU OLD FUCKING CUNT

>>15334367
>Curry
>There is no curry in it at all

>>15338453
even though shaquanda makes a few simple mistakes this is most likely pretty good

>>15329944
>Buy 100 bucks worth of gold leaf on amazon
>charge 2k for it