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15329808 No.15329808 [Reply] [Original]

3 days without a webm thread why ?

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>> No.15329833

>oh no, it's been 3 days without seeing the exact same webms reposted on a loop!

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>> No.15329854

why tho

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post a youtube link and i will try to make a webm out of it

>> No.15329863

Is this jack?

>> No.15329878

The Official Sloppashit™

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>> No.15329962

Elder abuse is real.

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It was nice

>> No.15330003

That's actually crazy impressive

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>> No.15330106

Baller as fuck. It makes your doodie sparkle.

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A Goose egg.

>> No.15330112


they should abuse him more

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>> No.15330498

ive always wondered, what actually is this? what the fuck is he doing?

>> No.15330557

Nick Tahou's sucks ass. dogTown is better by a mile.

>> No.15330574

Generals chicken i believe

>> No.15330639

Slicing it open in the kitchen is pretty stupid.

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>> No.15330656

Holy based

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>> No.15330923

Any know the bread pan used in that webm?

>> No.15331239

They're seated at a countertop so it's being served immediately.

>> No.15331256

WTF is that real???

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>> No.15331777

He made a sauce but added too much cornmeal, resulting in a non newtonian fluid. Unlike normal fluids it becomes hard when pressure is applied, resulting in difficult times when attempting to coat the chicken pieces.

>> No.15331783

I love butane meat

>> No.15331791

Because /ck/ made a new years resolution to stop Ja/ck/ posting, and the easiest way to do that is no .Webm threads.

>> No.15331805

absolutely based

>> No.15331850

I can taste the cancer from here

>> No.15331868

no-kitchen embryo posting. expand your mind, your just a slave to the michellin mind

>> No.15331947


That only happens when the small flame touches the meat and as you can see it didn’t happen

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I hate this so much

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>> No.15332071

look for a pullman loaf pan

>> No.15332073

wheres my fucking drink you slant eyed bitch

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>> No.15332083

eat my ass thirdie

>> No.15332088


Seems like an ideal breakfast food. What type of batter do you suppose they use?

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Finally, some good fucking food.

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>> No.15332121

how much watermelon would you have to feed a pig for it live off of it for a few months

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>> No.15332145

He's a disgusting creature. How did he ever procreate?

>> No.15332199

seared bite

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>> No.15332233

>using flake salt to season fries
this is the stupidest fake bougie thing ever
anything coarser than fine will fall right off, and be a complete fucking waste

>> No.15332367

>makes a pretty omelette
>slices it open so it looks like cat vomit

>> No.15332392

Just how much money did that asshole waste...

>> No.15332408

Is it filled with spider web?

>> No.15332464

it's opened in front of your face and then he pours demiglace on top

>> No.15332489

wow i've watched hardcore gay anal fisting and this is probably the most homosexual video i've ever seen

>> No.15332573

>ketchup fried rice
Gotta be honest the Chinese win this one

>> No.15332675

naw nigga that shit is fire chink chongs be eating some rancid ass shit

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>Co-founder is called Hi-RAM Mac

>> No.15332994

That's quite the Prison Gay attire on the vendor.

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>implying strawberries go bad in a household with kids

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Maybe he was named after the gay blacksmith in Oregon Trail

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This looks like it would be really nice food if he simply left out the fucking trashbinmeat

>> No.15333040

He didn't waste his youth simping over women out of his league.

>> No.15333041

It gets better.
>"If only I pulled it out that clean..."

>> No.15333089

This was painful to watch

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some real decadent shit right here

>> No.15333127

I've seen this imagine god knows how many times, but this is the first time I've noticed the lid lodged in the ceiling

>> No.15333187

i still don't know what the fuck is this

>> No.15333224

>non pretentious sloppashit plates, filling, cheap
actually based

>> No.15333228

Why the folded over dough. What happens when it is fully baked?

>> No.15333245

Kosher would probably still work.

>> No.15333324

The companies paying for this ad waste more food in an hour than a thousand people do in a lifetime

>> No.15333376

It's a sweet cake batter:

>1 tablespoon unsalted butter, melted
>3 tablespoons sugar
>a pinch of salt
>1 teaspoon baking powder
>½ teaspoon vanilla extract
>½ cup all purpose flour
>½ cup milk

>> No.15333379

Did he fuck up and make oobleck?

>> No.15333387

it's putting the seam on the bottom. If you put it on the top it cracks open.

>> No.15333392

please, asiago, I'm so thirsty...

>> No.15333403

So the shape is round and the joining point remains on the base and it keeps the form. It can also be done by cupping your hand and doing a circular motion over the table with the dough under the palm, shaping it in that way.
The dough is put in the trail to proof tightly so when it's baked, soft spots remain on the sides when cut. If you leave it with enough space the bread forms more crust, which is also good if you bake it with water in the oven to make steam and make it crispier.

>> No.15333406

So if he's not undercooking the chicken he's burning it

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>> No.15333428

>supermarkets & agriculture design the industry so that anything that isn't literally perfect is immediately discarded as waste
>waste even more money & labor making this fucking ad
has real "BP tells you to recycle more" energy

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let's be honest that thing is twice as big as his one and they didn't cut it for serving either.

>> No.15333442

I can tell this was posted by some americuck that's never had a chip butty before

>> No.15333451

not when it comes straight out of the oil. it'll stick to the chip.

>> No.15333506

>getting uncooked egg all over your fingers

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>> No.15333611

shame she stopped doing porn to be an egirl

>> No.15333913

>Being this much of a fag.

>> No.15333939

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.15333957

He doesn't

>> No.15333987

>using webm maker for retards

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>> No.15334042

Honestly the best-looking thing I've seen Jack cook. That arm's still a bummer, though.

>> No.15334050

>"Mmmh Hmmm. Das how we do diabeetus type II in da hood, baybee!"

>> No.15334068

It would probably have malnutrition issues.

>> No.15334072

Man I can't stand post-stroke Jack, just reminds me of when my mom had a stroke and it severely weakened her left hand. Thank god she fully recovered.

>> No.15334084

Video of an empowered FEMA camp chef preparing the FDA approved Goyim™ Cattle-feed ® for imprisoned Amerifat anti-vaxxers and Trump supporters.

>> No.15334089

Reminds me of the time in jr. high a kid did a cooking presentation for class where he squished a candy bar between two vending machine cookies and said he learned from his dad when he was in prison.

>> No.15334288

the man is defying the laws of physics. a true sorcerer.

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>> No.15334323

Food made with meat from garbage bin literally looks better than 90% of UK or US cuisine.

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/ck/ needs to have spoilers so people don't have to look at this chick or Wiens against their will.

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These pretzels are making me thirsty.

>> No.15334374

WTF if it's real, how does it get out?

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That's clearly pre-stroke, though.
I'm glad your mother is better.

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>> No.15334391

That one is fine because I know it's him from the thumbnail but that other one fucking hustled me into looking at that bigmouthed hag.

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why do gooks always do this benihana shit just pour the fucking drink

>> No.15334442

did i just get goatse'd

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>> No.15334461

i want to fuck it

>> No.15334493

Thats a basic prison spread.

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So is your mum

>> No.15334501


Okay Muhammed.

>> No.15334503

>dawa be fefty dorra an tip preez

>> No.15334546

Hang on a minute..

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I'm not a Brit. I was just taught British English in school.

>> No.15334565

He sure did

>> No.15334575

is that a Woolie's?

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>> No.15334624

These bitches each took a bite next to each other. Gross

>> No.15334698

>drew a bath
fantasy ruined. Discard disgusting bong slags

>> No.15334710

so chip butties are for homos.

>> No.15334859


God I wish that was me

>> No.15335027

Because within 5 minutes it's full of jack posters

>> No.15335086

>webm thread
>half of the replies are Jack, a webm of the most disgusting food you can find, or responding to some offtopic deleted post
Why are you fucking faggots always like this?

>> No.15335103

>cant you see theyre already dead

>> No.15335138

no its not real, ur so frickin stupid, u can see teh string

>> No.15335325

these african americans are so clever, its a shame those racist white people never give them credit for it

>> No.15335363

I thought this was a literal ketchup flood accident at first.

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>> No.15335429

Those omelets always look so disgusting when they get split open. Like a puddle of yellow worms or something.

>> No.15335484

Ur mom looks like a fuckin dick, faggot

>> No.15335493

no u

>> No.15335618
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Me flipping eggs to fold mike McDonald's. Its easier when not holding camera

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A challenger appears.

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Someone post the saltroach ones, I want to show a >friend what pure undiluted pretentiousness looks like.
Bonus for the ones mocking him. I know there's at least 2 of them.

I... have questions.

pic unrelated

>> No.15336215

Anon. If it has a benis, no matter how feminine, the proper term is "chav".

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christ I just realized in his "bean dip" he's using chili with no beans. Can't even do that right my god

>> No.15336435


that is some HR Giger shit

>> No.15336475

Me in the center

>> No.15336494

>burns your pizza
>gets ash all over it

>> No.15336515

based lynja poster

>> No.15336527

Does my local Dominos. Pizza Hut, or Papa Johns do this?

>> No.15336554

How do you even eat this, just bite into the thin layer of metal that is on your food? Remove it before going in?

>> No.15336557

>washing the meat
Fucking idiot, that's how you get germs everywhere

>> No.15336586

How does it taste?

>> No.15336592

i dont get the benefit of this, wouldnt these require specialized and expensive cups/glasses for a bar to have?

>> No.15336602

You never made any dough?

>> No.15336633

What the fuck was he doing here in the first place

>> No.15336648

how do they not get ashes in the pizza?

>> No.15336656

>letting your filthy fucking cat near food

>> No.15336659

It's called a garbage plate for a reason.

>> No.15336665

Sweet potato pie, or pumpkin?

>> No.15336678

now wait a second...

>> No.15336679

Big Papa Sloppa would approve

>> No.15336683

Is he dying? He looks like the meth is getting the best of him, and that's really weird for a guy we only ever see eating and making weird faces.

>> No.15336709

>Add $4 worth of gold leaf to food
>That'll be $1999.99 plus tip

>> No.15336710

>when cooking is just pouring out a series of cans and bowls
Jack never fails to amaze

>> No.15336717

>were just gonna lightly sauce it here

>> No.15336733

>feed maggots to chickens
>have meat slightly less often
>eat delicious vegetarian meals like poorfag neighbor india
why do the poor also have to be retarded? they're ruining my progressive narrative!

>> No.15336740

Based NYC :)

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>> No.15336802 [DELETED] 

no there are pipes in the sand

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>> No.15336929

Gold food is like peak degenerate. Does nothing for the taste and your body doesn't even do anything with it, you just end up shitting it out. It's purely to just make yourself feel superior and ripoff idiots

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superior version coming through

>> No.15337006

Drugs, faggotry or both?

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>These bitches each took a bite next to each other. Gross

>> No.15337067

how does that happen

>> No.15337079

Is the uncomfortable homoerotic stare at 0:30 included? I didn't ask for that, so I won't pay for it.

>> No.15337097

fuck where is this place? You got a link to the clip with sound?

>> No.15337102

hes getting a blowjob by his chubby femboy under the table

>> No.15337135

>watermarked meme

>> No.15337146

Nick Tahou Hots in NYC

>> No.15337169

That's extra you pay now!

>> No.15337263

let's get STARTED

>> No.15337486

it's only good if your bar has an extremely high turnover rate, like a college bar
your average neighborhood dive bar would likely not need something like this
if you push enough volume, your bar should be able to pay for a system like this in a weekend

>> No.15337513

I've seen this at ball parks with disposable cups. I guess the glass works the same. Its just a magnetic disk sticking to a metal ring around a hole in the bottom of the glass. The advantage is no waste/no foam/no mess and the bartender can walk away and come back when the glass is full.

>> No.15337516

They do.

>> No.15337519

it's a pressure cooker

>> No.15337613

perhaps, but is it wrong?

>> No.15337944

It's in Rochester, NY.

It's amazing how wrong you are.

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>> No.15337968

Eccentric Asian dads are cool.

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>> No.15338056

Candied Yams, probably

>> No.15338063

>threw away the fat
wtf that's the best part

>> No.15338133

What the fuck is that thing in the oven!!??

>> No.15338224

does he get out? and if so, how? im sure he'd break some eggs in the process, i hope he's fine.

>> No.15338262

>click on webm
>wait what is going on?
>AAAAAAAHHHHHH! Why is this on /ck/?
>Oh, its not a miscarriage

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>> No.15338407

They sort of ran their course and aren't really interesting anymore.

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>> No.15338444

based Koreans

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>> No.15338528
File: 2.86 MB, 360x360, Boozy Cheese on Toast (Welsh Rarebit).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.15338540
File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, Russian Baked Beef.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.15338565
File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Day boat scallop trip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.15338569
File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, How to clean a scallop.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.15338573
File: 2.82 MB, 640x360, Spam Tater Tot Casserole.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.15338579
File: 1006 KB, 640x352, pipes under the sand.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

It's a trick.
The beer is already in the glasses and it just boils up from the heated table.
There are people who make coffee with hidden pipes, though, and that does require special tools. As you can see, this guy just got a few of them and then pours from those into regular vessels to save money.

>> No.15338587
File: 2.89 MB, 600x336, Cassoulet in Gascony.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.15338590

How does the coffee get though the bottom of the kettle?

>> No.15338609
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>> No.15338612
File: 2.94 MB, 528x422, make me one with everything.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

That's Diego Maradona, so definitely at least the former of those.

>> No.15338622
File: 2.75 MB, 480x480, Pilav.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.15338629

So...reverse apple pie.

>> No.15338635
File: 2.89 MB, 540x540, Queso Blanco.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.15338646
File: 2.21 MB, 270x360, the king.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

She says it's a ham

[I am not responsible for any emotions you may experience during the watching of this video]

>> No.15338649
File: 2.92 MB, 540x540, Mushroom Mac and Cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.15338657
File: 2.87 MB, 480x270, Cocaine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.15338666
File: 2.89 MB, 720x404, Hoppin' John.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.15338684

Based king ass ripper

>> No.15338689
File: 2.87 MB, 480x480, Leek and Pancetta Risotto.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.15338698
File: 2.80 MB, 1280x720, mom found the bamboo dumpling trampoline.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.15338760

>Touches the meat with his moustache.
It gives it the special flavor you all love.

>> No.15338820

gold chocolates is the only non-degen idea on this list

>> No.15338831

woah haha

>> No.15338833

Quantum entanglement.

>> No.15338890

he has to cook his way out

>> No.15339143

He just walks on eggshells.

>> No.15339230


>> No.15339446

Stopped watching as soon as I saw the chimp hands

>> No.15339482
File: 1.76 MB, 480x480, waifu cakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.15339652

>versus eating a pretzel made on the street by some old man running a stand
SOULLESS but it's unfortunately winning out among the tasteless

>> No.15339660

nice gunt warmer

>> No.15339680
File: 2.24 MB, 640x640, the heart of the ship.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I recognised that as Reimu before he flipped it and now I think I may have wasted my life.

>> No.15339723

Anon, black people can cook. Not all of us are great at it but when we know, we know.

>> No.15339731


Looks like Iinguica to me.

>> No.15339746


>> No.15339755

i just realized that one-pan egg sandwich that was all over ig and tiktok a couple months ago likely came from this

>> No.15339762

i can tell its featureman just by looking at those disgusting potato slices and the fact everything is in one pan

>> No.15339766

can someone put a mask on that fire? i dont want it to spread pandemic.

>> No.15339769

This is how an iron wall eats huh?

>> No.15339772

>double cream

>> No.15339786

this mangles your genitals

>> No.15339791

Because almost no one goes out to find new content. It's the same tired old jack videos, egg fort videos, and high end Japanese bar videos.

>> No.15339799
File: 2.46 MB, 480x480, champagne.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

A grown woman actually asked me the other day if cremating the bodies is safe or if the virus might come out of the chimneys.

>> No.15339817

>butcher rawdogging the meat
>not a single hand sink in sight

>> No.15339818

im gonna open a wok themed restaurant and call it wok the fut

>> No.15339924

Just a heads up, repeating stale jokes over and over should be reserved for reddit since we don't have upboats or karma around here.

>> No.15340217


>> No.15340244

get out

>> No.15340251

looks pretty nice

>> No.15340265

Right. Grandfathers

>> No.15340305

Mmm, raw egg

>> No.15340330

Well how the fuck is a cat supposed to be fed if you won't let him near his food?

>> No.15340351

like egg, really not much different than any other egg

>> No.15340367

Hell is just a word. The reality is much worse.

>> No.15340523

was it rape?

>> No.15340838

>rare cheese

>> No.15340850
File: 1.56 MB, 576x720, chinese stealth suit.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I hadn't seen it in years so I put it on recently while I was in lockdown and almost did a spit take when the name Paul Anderson came up.
Even a broken clock etc. etc. I guess.

>> No.15340897

Put a crust on steak after hours in a sous vide.

>> No.15340917

what a fucking unit

>> No.15340954

At some point in the design process, an engineer saw the mess and waste of ingredients and thought "yep, that's an acceptable loss: ship it".
Engineers: no sense of right or wrong.

>> No.15340959

>You call it a "design flaw", but I call it an "end-user calibration issue".

>> No.15340966
File: 2.99 MB, 610x776, announcing you don't intend to tip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I did some factory work while I was in nursing school and we used machines designed and built by lowest-bidder Chinamen.
The ones in that webm put the shit we were working with to shame.

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>> No.15341019
File: 2.91 MB, 854x480, Fettuccine Alfredo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Give it a rest already. Don't you get sick of yourself?

>> No.15341025
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This is a GDI board, anon.

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File: 2.81 MB, 518x518, Chicken Cordon Bleu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>> No.15341176
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>> No.15341182

Since that's Ramsey, I refuse to believe that's not a meme caption. What's it really about?

>> No.15341193
File: 2.88 MB, 710x400, Martha's mac and cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

It's real.


>> No.15341195

No, that's actually cocaine production. I'm sure you can Bing it.

>> No.15341206

Joke's on you. Kimchi is not food and even the cat knows it. Notice the cats scraping motion at the end? The cat thinks someone shat in the bowl and is reflexively trying to cover it with dirt.

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>> No.15341218
File: 2.83 MB, 540x540, Beef and Brocolli Stir-Fry.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.15341234
File: 2.92 MB, 426x426, weird desserts.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.15341237
File: 1.03 MB, 640x360, fight for fifteen.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I always say Bing instead of Google because it never fails to get a reaction from some retard who cheers for a fucking search engine like it's his local football team.
Good job, retard.

>> No.15341240
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>> No.15341249
File: 2.86 MB, 600x600, Bacon Beer Cheese Bread Boat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.15341252

not all search engines are created equal, tech illiterate old man

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>> No.15341270
File: 2.59 MB, 640x640, 23 Layer Chocolate Cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.15341281

Why not use tinfoil? does gold even taste good?

>> No.15341298
File: 2.51 MB, 480x480, baking timelapse 1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.15341304
File: 2.85 MB, 426x240, baking timelapse 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.15341309
File: 2.89 MB, 720x400, Black & Blue Steak Burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.15341317
File: 2.93 MB, 854x480, Beer and Cheddar Soup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.15341326
File: 2.83 MB, 360x360, BBQ Rib Sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.15341334
File: 2.89 MB, 712x400, Chicken Cacciatore.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.15341340

ate there, this dude use demi-glace not ketchup

>> No.15341347
File: 2.96 MB, 1154x632, Braised Beef.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.15341360
File: 2.92 MB, 700x392, Chicken Francaise.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.15341369

>Why not use tinfoil
What the actual fuck am I reading.

>> No.15341384

Kimchi's just spicy sauerkraut. Have you ever smelled cat food and cat treats? What they think is good isn't palatable to humans, either.

>> No.15341467

thanks for explainig the video that everyone understood. dummkopf

>> No.15341885

Is this a fetish or something?

>> No.15342018

it's barely cooking desu

>> No.15342032

you're a baby

>> No.15342133

Good job on making that faggot seethe anon

>> No.15342460

I use Bing because they give away free points than can be turned in for amazon gift cards and shit

>> No.15342672

>this kills the pretzel

>> No.15342816

that's a fucking stew. What retard makes these recepies?

>> No.15342856


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>> No.15342926

>Look at my nigger hand

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>> No.15343264

>There is no curry in it at all

>> No.15343268

even though shaquanda makes a few simple mistakes this is most likely pretty good

>> No.15343533

>Buy 100 bucks worth of gold leaf on amazon
>charge 2k for it

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