/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15328308]

What do you eat in a day, /ck/?
https://youtu.be/rfG5t9EcktQ

[Anonymous No.15328311]

>>15328308
>vegan
>still finds a way to get fat
Impressive.

[Anonymous No.15328313]

>tfw no playfully kinky slut wife

[Anonymous No.15328317]

God, imagine slowly untying the bow. As it drops to the floor you turn her around and suckle her precious milkers. Turn her around again and just go to town on her musty little asshole. MMM! Bone apple tea

[Anonymous No.15328330]

>>15328311
>2021
>still thinks animal products make you fat
Impressive.

[Anonymous No.15328336]

>>15328330
Don't underestimate the propaganda.

[Anonymous No.15328341]

>>15328330
Everything makes you fat. Learn self control you mong

[Anonymous No.15328345]

>>15328311
She's not fat. I'm sorry you can't handle a REAL woman.

[Anonymous No.15328347]

>>15328330
They do. And it's not like she's a vegetarian. How is she shoveling down mountains of carbs as a vegan? Vegan carbs are probably fucking disgusting. Every vegan I've seen so far looks like an AIDS patient. Her fatass must forcefeed herself and live in a perpetual cycle of constant eating and shitting, only stopping to be a whore for pics and vids in the fleeting moments in between.

[Anonymous No.15328352]

>>15328308
Vegans look like THAT!?

[Anonymous No.15328355]

>>15328345
Lose some weight, you fat fuck. Just because you can find a guy willing to fuck doesn't make you any less of a fucking whale.

[Anonymous No.15328356]

>>15328347
>How is she shoveling down mountains of carbs as a vegan
Are you... are you serious? There's like, nothing else to eat. Vegan keto is like olive oil, macadamia and avocados.

[Anonymous No.15328357]

>>15328347
>How is she shoveling down mountains of carbs as a vegan? Vegan carbs are probably fucking disgusting.
What exactly do you think bread, pasta and rice are?

[Anonymous No.15328362]

>>15328355
Have sex, you pathetic little INCEL!

[Anonymous No.15328363]

>>15328357
Bread has yeast, you fuck.

[Anonymous No.15328373]

>>15328362
>you've never had sex if you haven't fucked Shamu
Oh, no. I'm so sad. How will my life go on without fucking a beached whale?

[Anonymous No.15328395]

I typically have cereal on most days for breakfast, don't really have time for anything else. On my days off work I usually make porridge.

For lunch, I usually have something that's not too heavy. Chicken, rice and boiled veggies I eat on a weekly basis, going for brown rice and chicken thighs typically.

For dinner, that's when I allow myself something a bit less healthy, such as pasta dishes, with plenty of meat and sometimes cheese.

In general, my daily cooking uses a lot of garlic and black pepper while using flake salt for seasoning.

[Anonymous No.15328399]

>>15328308
She's alright but she'd be legitimately hot if she lost about 15 pounds. Wonder why she felt entitled to male attention in her current state

[Anonymous No.15328416]

>>15328373
>I'm so sad.
We noticed, loser.
>calling this fat
Kid needs new eyes lmao

[Anonymous No.15328423]

>>15328373
You're a lil bitchmade incel CHUD if you wouldn't rail this buxom blonde from behind

[Anonymous No.15328426]

>>15328308

I just got a code for 50% off at uber eats, gonna buy 16 hamburgers and eat for a few days.

it's cheaper to buy them then go get the ingredients separate (meat eater) fuck vegans

[Anonymous No.15328428]

>>15328399
She probably makes a good amount of money from simptards.

[Anonymous No.15328429]

>>15328416
She is fucking huge!!! wrestler?

[Anonymous No.15328435]

>>15328416
Call a spade a spade. If I struck a nerve, you should lose some weight. Just because people are nice to you doesn't make it any less disgusting or unhealthy.
>>15328423
Would I fuck it? Probably. Would I invest time in trying to fuck it when I could fuck a nonwhale? No.

[Anonymous No.15328444]

>>15328428
Now that you mention it...

[Anonymous No.15328450]

>>15328435
Post body, chancel.

[Anonymous No.15328458]

>>15328450
>dance for me
Go fap to whatever shit you can find, faggot. I'm not here for you. And don't cry about being a fatass as though losing weight wouldn't benefit you too.

[Anonymous No.15328465]

>>15328416
Refrigerators are my fetish

[Anonymous No.15328466]

>>15328308
>Breakfast
Coffee, Black.
>Lunch
Noone
>Dinner
Mapo Tofu with rice.

[Anonymous No.15328468]

>>15328416

[Anonymous No.15328476]

>>15328458
>projecting this hard
Speaking of struck nerves, you still haven't posted what you eat. From the way you're typing, I assume a lot of s0y-based products. Heh.

[Anonymous No.15328480]

>>15328444
26k a month? Jesus fucking christ. I really can't blame a girl for doing this shit seeing money like that

[Anonymous No.15328490]

>>15328476
>t. illiterate fat retard
How will I ever recover?

[Anonymous No.15328493]

>>15328480
Here I am with a degree and an actual career making 6k a month after taxes. Stressing from work every day. While this girl posts pics of her tits and has enough money to do whatever the fuck she wants. Someone needs to just put me out of my misery already.

[Anonymous No.15328499]

>>15328490
By putting meat back on the menu, boy.

[Anonymous No.15328506]

A god damn pigeon keeps landing on my bathroom window and shitting on my window below..................................when i catch the fuck

I'M EATTING THAT FUCKING PIGEON!!!

[Anonymous No.15328512]

>>15328499
>fagpost
Every fucking time.

[Anonymous No.15328515]

>>15328512
Just stop posting, sweetie.

[Anonymous No.15328532]

is coffee?

[Anonymous No.15328539]

>>15328532
Good for you?
Not really, but I just can't help myself when I smell freshly-brewed coffee. I take it with loads of milk and sweetness, as any right-thinking person should.

[Anonymous No.15328540]

>>15328515
Make me, queer.

[Anonymous No.15328562]

>>15328540
Okay... I didn't want to do this, but you've forced my hand...

[Anonymous No.15328567]

>>15328416
She has potential

[Anonymous No.15328570]

>>15328562
I think this is the part where you drop some mega fucking weight to stick it to me, and I don't mean plopping down in the couch or shitter like you usually do. Go for a jog.

[Anonymous No.15328576]

>>15328308
Why jannies delete my based thread about racism on ck but leave up this literal coomer bait thread

[Anonymous No.15328578]

>>15328576
You know why.

[Anonymous No.15328581]

>>15328567
based /tv/ poster

[Anonymous No.15328588]

>>15328363
Yeast is vegan

[Anonymous No.15328599]

>>15328570
I think you've got the wrong board dude, the /fit/club is three doors down.

[Anonymous No.15328603]

>>15328588
Guess it depends on the vegan, especially since those faggots operate off feelings. They also argue about honey and bugs too. In any case, there are breads and pastas with egg. Bread can also have dairy or butter too. Then you get "vegatarians" who think fish and poultry is not meat. Whole bunch of faggots.

[Anonymous No.15328629]

>>15328493
take hormones and become the tiddy poster my friend, 2021 new year new you

[Anonymous No.15328695]

>>15328395
I've heard cereal isn't really good for breakfast. Don't know why, something abour fibre and the iron I think. I don't get ir though bexause I eat cereal and I'm good fo a couple hours, couple extra on top if I add an energy drink if it's a busy day

[Anonymous No.15328704]

>>15328308
So, recently I was reading some literature about how consuming caffeine in the morning before you eat anything - especially if you go exercise afterwords - is bad for your glycemic cycle, especially for men. So, I don't think coffee is some catch all that's always good for you or always bad for you.

[Anonymous No.15328840]

>>15328704
This guy made a video on that topic.
https://youtu.be/U8CJ_DCeADY
Basically studies are nearly always bullshit.

[Anonymous No.15328887]

>>15328308
She should be fattter.

[Anonymous No.15328985]

why do women eat like children? she literally ate like 80% carbs 15% fats and 5% protein all day long

[Anonymous No.15329022]

>>15328308
look at that range, it's not fair bros

[Anonymous No.15329027]

>>15328308
wtf is she supposed to be eating the mayo with?

[Anonymous No.15329044]

>>15329027
Her mouth you fucking smegstain

[Anonymous No.15329053]

>>15328330
They do, animal products don't break the laws of thermodynamics.

[Anonymous No.15329056]

>>15328985
vegan

[Anonymous No.15329058]

>>15328395
you also have a nice snack of plebbit spacing

[Anonymous No.15329067]

>>15328435
Dude, you've only ever seen a vagina in a .jpg format. You're not fooling anyone.

[Anonymous No.15329084]

>>15328539
You're retarded and have shit taste.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31055709/
>Coffee consumption has been associated with decreased mortality in previous studies. As aging, obesity, and lifestyle factors affect the risk of mortality, the association between coffee and mortality needs to be examined in various subpopulations by characteristics of subjects. To quantitatively assess this association, we conducted an updated meta-analysis including stratified analyses by potential modifiers. We searched in the PubMed and Web of Science databases through March 8, 2019, and conducted meta-analysis including linear and non-linear dose-response analyses. We identified 40 studies including 3,852,651 subjects and 450,256 all-cause and cause-specific deaths. Non-linear inverse associations between coffee consumption and mortality from all-causes, cardiovascular disease (CVD), and cancers were found. The lowest relative risk (RR) was at intakes of 3.5 cups/day for all-cause mortality (RR = 0.85, 95% CI 0.82-0.89), 2.5 cups/day for CVD mortality (RR = 0.83, 95% CI 0.80-0.87), and 2 cups/day for cancer mortality (RR = 0.96, 95% CI 0.94-0.99), while additional intakes were not associated with further lower mortality. An inverse association between coffee consumption and all-cause mortality was maintained irrespective of age, overweight status, alcohol drinking, smoking status, and caffeine content of coffee. By region, Europe and Asia showed stronger inverse associations than US. A non-linear inverse association was found for mortality from respiratory disease and diabetes, while linear inverse association was found for mortality from non-CVD, non-cancer causes. Moderate coffee consumption (e.g. 2-4 cups/day) was associated with reduced all-cause and cause-specific mortality, compared to no coffee consumption. The inverse association between coffee and all-cause mortality was consistent by potential modifiers except region.

[Anonymous No.15329085]

Are all vegan influencers peddling smut of themselves? Even that nigger vegan gains has an OnlyFans

[Anonymous No.15329097]

>>15329027
Her asshole.

[Anonymous No.15329114]

>>15329084
Don't reply to obvious bait.

[Anonymous No.15329146]

Mia is better but simping is for faggots.

[Anonymous No.15329157]

>the people ITT
please post your diet and a picture of your physique.

[Anonymous No.15329184]

>>15329157
I eat rocks

[Anonymous No.15329205]

>>15328695
Oh hmmmm maybe it's because most cereal is completely overloaded with sugar? No mistery man

[Anonymous No.15329285]

>>15328308
I'd eat her ass right after she took a shit.

[Anonymous No.15329367]

>>15329285
Supreme culture, a man after my own heart.

[Anonymous No.15329407]

Saturday on a three-day weekend. Just gonna eat omurice and drink sangria. But might pick up a steak for tonight, just watched Marco do pepper steak in cream, and I have a pack of Knorr stock pots just waiting to go.

[Anonymous No.15329445]

>>15329157
>everyone is fat except me
Where in the dark purple zone do you live?

[Anonymous No.15329471]

>>15329445
That's not what I said at all.
Please re-read the thread and post your body and normal daily diet.

[Anonymous No.15329486]

>>15328373
>>15328355
>>15328311
How in the fuck is OP's pic fat?
Get laid retard

[Anonymous No.15329506]

>>15329486
Many males on 4chan have complexes with women. Their expectations are entirely divorced from reality.

[Anonymous No.15329539]

>>15328603
>They also argue about honey and bugs too.
Insects are part of the animal kingdom. I'm not saying vegan diets aren't retarded but if you can't understand the difference between yeast and honeybees you're very much retarded as well.

[Anonymous No.15329570]

>>15329146
Only children have hair below their shoulders.

[Anonymous No.15329626]

>>15329067
>>15329486
You fat bitches need to lose weight and stop crying that a lot of men don't want a fucking landwhale. Just because most men would fuck any bitch for having a hole doesn't make you special. Lose weight, you disgusting shits.

[Anonymous No.15329636]

>>15329539
You're fucking retarded for bringing bread up but not knowing that this is an actual dispute amongst vegans. Go neck yourself.

[Anonymous No.15329644]

>>15328308
2 meatloafs

[Anonymous No.15329647]

>>15328493
Most girls couldn't make $260 a month posting their tits.

[Anonymous No.15329655]

>>15329471
t. fat

[Anonymous No.15329663]

>>15329570
What kind of nonsense logic is that?

[Anonymous No.15329676]

>>15328416

[Anonymous No.15329698]

>>15329626
Not those guys but you elitist virgins on this website really are a special breed

[Anonymous No.15329740]

>>15329698
What is it about you fat bitches that can't comprehend the fact that you need to lose weight? Does being a fat fuck go hand in hand with being an absolute retard too? Maybe you fat bitches are the ones who've ran out of dick.

[Anonymous No.15329746]

>>15329740
Im not fat. 6' 190# and I lift 4 days a week.

[Anonymous No.15329760]

>>15329746
That's probably bullshit, but let's run with it. Why are you so fucking retarded that you can't handle the thought of another man not fucking a hambeast? What part of that shit heap in your skull is telling you that every man wants their dick where you want yours, you faggot?

[Anonymous No.15329773]

>>15329740
>>15329760
Why are you still here?

[Anonymous No.15329780]

>>15329773
Aren't you ironic, dipshit. Tongue my anus.

[Anonymous No.15329792]

>>15329760
I dont give a shit who or what youbwant to fuck. The thing is that girl is not a hambeast or a landwhale. There are guys like you that act like these girls weigh 500#s

[Anonymous No.15329807]

>>15329792
Why are you pretending that bitch isn't a fat fuck? Your retard faggot brain is telling you that I must what? Simp for this fat shit? You're gay as fuck.

[Anonymous No.15329814]

>>15329655

[Anonymous No.15329827]

>>15329792
Salty incels pretend to have high standards to cope.
>I can't get laid with any girl so why not just pretend I don't get laid because I'm too good for them?
They just lack the social awareness to realize nobody falls for this shit.

[Anonymous No.15329851]

>>15329827
The irony here is that you faggots and fat bitches are so out of touch with reality, that you would rather imagine that most men can't get laid rather than accept that no one gives a fuck about "fat bitch onlyfans whore #68701." Here's your reality check, you delusional sack of shit.

[Anonymous No.15329883]

>>15329827
I've fucked several attractive women and it's always been fun. I also fucked (tried to fuck) a fat chick once. I couldn't get it up. It was unpleasant for everyone. Never doing that again.

Try to get it through your head that some people are just not into hamplanets.

[Anonymous No.15329966]

>>15329948
>you're a virgin if you don't pay a bitch for nudes
A. you're a hambeast whore
B. you're a faggot who wants indirect penis contact
C. this whole thread is strictly for advertising this fat bitch in OP

Pick one or more options, cunt.

[Anonymous No.15329971]

>>15329948
Nah it's everywhere, not just /ck/ you melon

[Anonymous No.15329991]

I fucking hate this place

[Anonymous No.15330001]

>>15329979
Dicklets cannot even berry their dicks so far inside that ass, carry on!

[Anonymous No.15330012]

>>15329827
I think you nailed it.

[Anonymous No.15330030]

>>15330001
>berry their dicks so far inside that ass,
Is this where they get crowned Henry the 8th?

[Anonymous No.15330045]

I'd give up meat just to sniff her gym gear.

[Anonymous No.15330047]

So much fatty cope ITT

[Anonymous No.15330442]

>>15329948
>>15329979
>people really paying for her nudes
Why?

[Anonymous No.15330490]

>>15330442
I dunno man. I think simps should be executed but It's tempting with an ass like that.

[Anonymous No.15330519]

>>15329979
Man oh man I'd rapidly hump that ass like a horny rabbit during breeding season

[Anonymous No.15330795]

>>15328308

[Anonymous No.15330953]

>>15329486
She’s obviously overweight, simp.

[Anonymous No.15330966]

>>15329486
she's not fat enough

[Anonymous No.15331183]

>>15330966
Three more big meals and she'll be right in Slampig territory.

[Anonymous No.15331215]

>>15329636
I have never heard this debate ever. Yeast is a fungus.

[Anonymous No.15331218]

>>15328317
I want those braps in my mouth now!

[Anonymous No.15331235]

>>15329948
this bitch up bright and early to be a whore

[Anonymous No.15331307]

>>15329948
>>15329979
Eh.
I've fucked better asses

[Anonymous No.15331317]

>>15328416
she looks like our national shotput Olympic gold medal champion

[Anonymous No.15331382]

>>15331365
Name?

[Anonymous No.15331407]

>>15331294
>Try to make it your new year's resolution to become more keyed, simps.
Eating ass is based as fuck, go back to /tv/, we don't want your forced memes here.

[Anonymous No.15331441]

>>15331382
Fatass whore

[Anonymous No.15331479]

>>15328308
>british
FUCK

[Anonymous No.15331907]

>>15331855
She looks like the fat enby caricature except fatter

[Anonymous No.15332582]

>>15328308
I like to start my day with two glasses of alkalised water with apple cider vinegar, then a smoothie of blended alkalised water, organic spirulina, activated almonds, maca, blueberries, stevia, coconut kefir and two organic, free range eggs.

Then I have some sprouted millet, sorghum, chia and buckwheat bread, with liver pate, avocado, cultured vegetables, plus ginger and liquorice root tea for breakfast.

For lunch, I'll have some fresh fish, sautéed kale and broccoli, spinach and avocado salad, cultured vegies.

Then I'll have some activated almonds, coconut chips, cacao nibs, plus green tea for afternoon snack.

By dinnertime, I'll have some emu meatballs, sauteed vegies, cultured vegetables, plus a cup of ginger and liquorice root tea.

Later in the evening, I'll have a homemade coconut, carob, blueberry, goji and stevia muffin, and a chamomile tea.

[Anonymous No.15332643]

>>15332582
>stevia
Worst thing on here, pic related
>coconut kefir
Lactlet confirmed

[Anonymous No.15332752]

That smile and those honey-brown eyes are killing me what a knockout.

[Anonymous No.15332823]

>>15328311
It is really gross
>>15329486
You are the one who needs to get laid. But you are probably not a male and are in fact, a fat woman

[Anonymous No.15333144]

>>15331365
amazing this is better than the op

[Anonymous No.15333343]

>>15328308
Breasts are ok, ass is too fat. Would not bang.

[Anonymous No.15333398]

>>15328308
That's a dude, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.15333410]

>>15328423
Christian
Hero
Undermining
Diversity
>>15329146
Who has the links of her sucking dick?

[Anonymous No.15333415]

>>15329445
>No scale for what colors correspond to
>No sauce

Fucking kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.15333441]

>>15331294
You are pathetic

[Anonymous No.15333457]

>>15333441
Take a look at yourself, dipshit.

[Anonymous No.15333480]

>>15328308

[Anonymous No.15333487]

>>15329979

[Anonymous No.15333488]

>>15333457
I do, constantly. I am wanting, but far better than you or him.

[Anonymous No.15333501]

>>15333488
>t. loser
You aren't shit, and you will never amount to anything.

[Anonymous No.15333511]

>>15328426
I do this but with vegan burgers (fuck vegans:^)

[Anonymous No.15333523]

>>15328570
>>15328599

[Anonymous No.15333528]

>>15328311
>still finds a way to get fat
I would assume that it's actually the most easiest to become fat as a vegan. All they eat is processed fortified foods, and the body is freaking out starving of nutrients wondering where the fuck the nutrients are so any bit of food consumed is stored as fat due to the stress of starvation. I prefer my milk with 1 ingredient not several (nutmilks)

[Anonymous No.15333531]

>>15329636
never heard of this either, are you just making shit up?

[Anonymous No.15333542]

>>15333531
Imagine there was something you could do like open another tab, you worthless fat retard fuck.

[Anonymous No.15333556]

3 20 oz bottles of water, 8 oz bag of spicy peanuts, 2 slices of cheese, 8 oz of snacky foods like pop corn or chips, beans on toast, a fruit of some kind, and 3 pints of ale

[Anonymous No.15333563]

>>15333528
this reads like a latvian childstabber wrote it

[Anonymous No.15333567]

>>15333542
yeast is a fungus, retard

[Anonymous No.15333571]

>>15333563
That's some wild ass mental gymnastics leap there, bud. No wonder you tards chug happy pills.

[Anonymous No.15333573]

>>15333563
this reads like an angry ugly wrote it

[Anonymous No.15333578]

>>15333567
>does a half assed search for the wrong thing
>calls someone else a retard
>searching is hard
You really are worthless.

[Anonymous No.15333626]

>>15329663
It's true.
You'll notice it now and will never be able to un-see it.

[Anonymous No.15333665]

>>15333578

[Anonymous No.15334449]

The whole vegan/bread thing is because some commercially sold bread contains whey, so they're not vegan.
No one is arguing that yeast is non-vegan

[Anonymous No.15334470]

>>15334449
>Yes, Yeast is vegan as it basically belongs from the fungi family and it is not derived from animals. Consuming yeast does not involve animal exploitation and therefore, it is commonly considered vegan. Yet, strict vegans may still avoid eating this living organism.
From some shit I just searched. Long story short about the confusion is vegans can't make up their minds on the rules they follow. Good post, though.

[Anonymous No.15334489]

>>15334470
>Yet, strict vegans may still avoid eating this living organism
That's really retarded. What's next, only consuming fruit that has fallen off the tree on its own?