DEENZ

[Anonymous No.15319832]

Reminder to have yourself a can of deenz before you head out to the bar tonight.

[Anonymous No.15319873]

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[Anonymous No.15319924]

>>15319873
Wow fags on /ck/ are vocal about the new deenz thread and they are not happy. Theyre discontented with the way anon keeps eatin deenz and the whole discussion about canned fish. I guess they were holding out hope for another mcdonald's thread. There's even a petition that's garnered fifteen signatures to have the janny ban deenz posters. Obviously that wont happen but it shows how unhappy they are.

[Anonymous No.15319941]

>>15319924
KEK

[Anonymous No.15319946]

>>15319873
Imagine getting your jimmies all rustled up over some canned fish
Having some deenz with Tabasco tonight

[Anonymous No.15319951]

>>15319832
sardines are very reddit. if i had a soyjak face i would post it, and it’s literally no different than people enjoying hot sauce. except there’s a lot fewer brands, so you fags are basically reddit and gay queers

[Anonymous No.15320343]

Just avoid King Oscar, the quality has gone down since they were bought out by the asians.

[Anonymous No.15320428]

>>15319832
Have mine on rice with soy sauce and a hit of hot sauce, thinking i will add a raw egg next after i go shopping

[Anonymous No.15320444]

>>15319951
Laugh react

[Anonymous No.15320445]

>>15319951
All the hapooners from last year were crazy about deenz.

[Anonymous No.15320505]

>>15320343
Sadly this is true

[Anonymous No.15320601]

>>15319924
>muh deenz cancer isn't as bad as the McDonalds cancer and therefore it's laughable that people object to it
cancer is cancer whether it's repetitive discussion about cheeseburgers or canned fish. These "le deenz bois xD" threads are filled with the same low quality garbage that fast food threads contain

[Anonymous No.15320839]

Mackerel is good.

[Anonymous No.15320886]

New year’s deenz going in

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[Anonymous No.15321067]

>>15320839
>mackerel shill always trying to horn in
make your own thread, mackerel is better than tuna but inferior to good deenz and you know it

[Anonymous No.15321105]

>>15321067
Deenz is a general for canned fish, not just sardines. Even though OP fucked up this thread.

[Anonymous No.15321124]

>>15319924

[Anonymous No.15321159]

just had 2 cans of king oscar jalapeno deenz, lads

[Anonymous No.15321163]

Can someone re-post the fried deenz nachos/stir-fry recipe?

[Anonymous No.15321172]

Imagine sardines, but not in a tin. Whatever could we call them?

[Anonymous No.15322591]

>>15321159
Based.

[Anonymous No.15322713]

>>15321067
Mackerel is good if you need proteen in a pinch

[Anonymous No.15322720]

>>15321159
BASED I love those but they're too expensive

[Anonymous No.15324045]

>>15319924
Is this a reference to something?

[Anonymous No.15324064]

>>15319924
>>15319941
>trying to save face on an anonymous image board by pretending your not the same faggot from yesterday that tried to talk shit and got called out for his sad little sour grapes.

Dude lmao.
You're the only one I've been a douche to because you tried to do your little shit talk and got fucking outed as the pathetic sour grapes little faggot that you are.

And here we are a whole 12 hours later and you're STILL this fucking butthurt about it.

Lmfao. Literally its always the shitheap driving sour grapes poorfags that try to talk shit randomly on /o/. Every fucking time. You are a prime example.

If you don't like getting called out by internet meanies, maybe stop acting like a pathetic shit talking sour grapes faggot?

[Anonymous No.15324068]

>>15319832
so how much do they pay varg in royalties anyways?

[Anonymous No.15324085]

>>15319832
uhhhh we're in the middle of a pandemic asshole no one is going to the bar

[Anonymous No.15324496]

>>15324085
Bars are certainly shutdown in my city, but they had too, the hospitals simply don't have room or staff for additional patients at this point even filling the hallways with gurneys. Shit is getting horrendous here. Ofc it's in the braindead south where these knuckleheads are refusing to wear masks and packing their stick worshipping charnal houses.

[Anonymous No.15324566]

Based thread.

What do you guys do with your deenz? I have 3 go-to's:
1) open-faced sandwich with sriracha mayo,
2) over rice with sriracha or soy sauce
3) fishermans eggs
Looking to get some more ideas for my full cabinets worth of DEENZ

[Anonymous No.15324577]

>>15324064
Type this again without crying

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[Anonymous No.15325011]

>>15321172
they sell them everywhere, there's more jarred varities than cans at some stores

[Anonymous No.15325022]

>>15324566
deenz with saltine crackers my dude. basic bitch but gets the job dumb.

[Anonymous No.15325024]

>>15324770
>STOP LIKING THINGS I DONT LIKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.15325032]

deenz suck
i have tried adding them to every dish
and they routinely make it worse

[Anonymous No.15325040]

Yo, we need a power ranking of sardine brands and sauce.

[Anonymous No.15325489]

didnt see a thread up, got some new deenz today, excited to try the spicy pepper ones

[Anonymous No.15325556]

I love deenz, always get them for lunch. I get supermarket own brand in the UK. I've started mixing it up by substituting for smoked oysters every so often.

I like to put microwave rice and frozen veg in a microwaveable container, then nuke it at work then put deenz and oil on top. It warns the fish up without stinking the place out. Sometimes I add tabasco, Worcestershire, sriracha or a cube of frozen herbs.

I've been doing this almost daily for two years and I'm still not bored.

Has anyone ever had a herring sandwich? Sounds delicious but I can't find herring here. :(

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[Anonymous No.15325613]

>>15325574
cringe

[Anonymous No.15325670]

>>15324045
Wouldn't you like to know

[Anonymous No.15325682]

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[Anonymous No.15325683]

>>15319873
FPBP but also cringe.

>>15319832
Kippers are better.

[Anonymous No.15325711]

These threads are made by mods btw

[Anonymous No.15325720]

>dude stop talking about food on a food board lmao
talk about seething

[Anonymous No.15325733]

>>15325711
Yup every time you report them they get bumped

[Anonymous No.15325759]

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[Anonymous No.15325776]

Just tried some millionnaires for the first time; really really good

[Anonymous No.15325824]

>>15319832
I had some nuri for Christmas, good stuff

[Anonymous No.15325828]

>>15319924
topkek

[Anonymous No.15325895]

>>15325556
Can't believe I actually wanted so talk about sardines then some cunts come complain it's a thread about sardines

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[Anonymous No.15325923]

>>15325907
he mad

[Anonymous No.15325964]

>>15319924
Deenz bros...

[Anonymous No.15325980]

>>15319832
i like eating sardines im going to have a sardine sandwich now thank you

[Anonymous No.15326081]

>>15325032
just eat them as a snack with some good bread
love a can or two of deenz in olive oil, when the deenz are gone i dip bread in the oil, it's tasty

[Anonymous No.15326213]

Guy said he was mad about /deenz/ and it really made me wonder what exactly was so wrong in his life that a thread about delicious canned fish sent him over the edge. He screamed at me, "STOP MAKING THESE THREADS," to which I replied, "Looks like we've got a mad lil fishie here." I guess that really pissed him off because he threatened to doxx me if I didn't desist, and of course I didn't. Why should I care about some whiny, sniveling little pantywaist who probably can't maintain an erection due to the lack of Omega-3 in his diet? I, on the other hand, wake up every morning with an angry eight inch diamond-headed jackrod, which I use to hammer my wife's pussy into submission (after a can of delicious, nutritious King Oscar sardines in olive oil). And yes I eat ass.

[Anonymous No.15326222]

>>15319832
>try the King O in oil with lemon because I love lemon with seafood
>strong citric acid taste
I almost gave up on the Macks until I picked up a can of just EVOO.
I wish I could find a better brand in my area because these were amazing.

[Anonymous No.15326280]

about to crack open these bad boys

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[Anonymous No.15326290]

>>15326285
start eating deenz

[Anonymous No.15326295]

>>15326290
fuck off, mod.

[Anonymous No.15326316]

>>15322713
But not better than deenz.

[Anonymous No.15326324]

>>15324566
One tin deenz, five crackers with slices of cheese on each, and some antipasto for me. It's my go to lunch.

[Anonymous No.15326478]

>>15319924

[Anonymous No.15326482]

Oh look another sardine thread :/

[Anonymous No.15326491]

>>15326482
crying about food discussion on a food board? it's more likely than you think.

[Anonymous No.15326497]

>>15319924
This is the third time I've seen this. Stop.

[Anonymous No.15326501]

>>15326491
Ask me how I know you’re a newfag

[Anonymous No.15326505]

>>15326501
No.

[Anonymous No.15326508]

>>15326505
Back to Red it you go shill

[Anonymous No.15326514]

>>15326508
deenz make ya seethe

[Anonymous No.15326518]

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[Anonymous No.15326526]

>>15325489
>blue matiz were good, deenz were a bit more firm that king oscar but same brisling size. my farts smell rancid now though

[Anonymous No.15326527]

>>15326514
No t. Rannys like you that don’t know where the exit are do

[Anonymous No.15326539]

>>15326527
You will never be a woman. Dilate

[Anonymous No.15326545]

>>15326539
If I wanted my come back I’d kiss your mom

[Anonymous No.15326550]

>>15326545
u mad

[Anonymous No.15326585]

GET A ROOM YOU TWO

[Anonymous No.15326588]

>>15326550
and ur a faggot

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[Anonymous No.15326845]

>STOP

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[Anonymous No.15327378]

fuck sardines i only eat based anchovies

[Anonymous No.15327392]

>>15326585
>tastes like the old man's tool
there's zero chance they didn't know what they were doing

[Anonymous No.15328189]

What’s your favorite brand of deenz, deenzbros?

[Anonymous No.15328194]

>>15319924
E-Eren bros....

[Anonymous No.15328196]

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[Anonymous No.15328235]

What the fuck happened to these threads?

[Anonymous No.15328249]

>>15328235
Underage retards, and shitposters. Mods don’t do shit as per usual.

[Anonymous No.15328257]

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[Anonymous No.15328263]

>>15328257
Beach cliff are probably the only good cheap sardines.

[Anonymous No.15328631]

Bump

[Anonymous No.15328644]

>>15319832
Did you know deenz is sneed backwards?

[Anonymous No.15328675]

>>15328644
holy shit what the fuck
Also checked

[Anonymous No.15328684]

>>15328644
no, its zneed. and its very reddit

[Anonymous No.15328697]

>>15324566
I do toasted buttered bagel open faced with cream cheese l, deenz and el yuacata for breakfast moat days

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>>15328753
bump ;^)

[Anonymous No.15329884]

>>15324045
It's a copypasta from /a/ about the new season of Attack on Titan (reworked fo a /ck/ theme).

[Anonymous No.15329897]

sardines

[Anonymous No.15330128]

>>15328684
Did you know that deens is sneed backwards?

[Anonymous No.15330149]

Start eating sardines

[Anonymous No.15330186]

finna do some bumps!

>>15328257
I like the ones hot sauce.

[Anonymous No.15330357]

>>15328257
>soybean oil
ugh

[Anonymous No.15330422]

this is the real shit

[Anonymous No.15330429]

How does he get crowned?

[Anonymous No.15330433]

I generally eat mackerel but I respect my deenz brothers.

[Anonymous No.15330806]

>>15330422
>mystery chink fish from sludge water
You're pretty fucking brave if you eat that, probably why you used a stock image.

[Anonymous No.15332308]

YO MY DEENZ BROS WADDUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[Anonymous No.15333072]

>>15332308
bumperino! ;^}

[Anonymous No.15333084]

>>15328235
Everything tends to go to shit when threads become generals. That's the whole reason for the /vg/ split. I enjoy sardine threads but sardines are hardly the best kept secret in the canned food aisle if there's a thread up 24/7.

[Anonymous No.15333101]

>>15324566
I like them over rice with garlic ginger and soy sauce. Top with green onions at the end. It's probably the fastest/laziest rice bowl you can make.

[Anonymous No.15333247]

>>15333084
>thinking we're trying to keep it a secret
we're evangelists

[Anonymous No.15333439]

blessed thread

[Anonymous No.15333564]

>>15327392
It’s fake. Here’s the real:

[Anonymous No.15333569]

>>15328263
They have them at the 99c store near me. All flavors.

[Anonymous No.15333637]

>>15328644
checked and keked my mind desu

[Anonymous No.15333694]

A feral cat wandered into my house and I had to bait it out with my only can of sardines. Godspeed

[Anonymous No.15333805]

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[Anonymous No.15333875]

>>15325489
the spicy Matiz were really, really good. Very spicy too, hotter than a jalepeno (gave me hiccups but i'm a girl who can barely handle anything hotter than a banana pepper), probably the best sardines i've ever had but they were $3 a can

if you like king oscar jalepeno youll love these

[Anonymous No.15334778]

>>15333875
That gif is fucking cursed lol

[Anonymous No.15334971]

>Paying 3 dollars for some sardines.

[Anonymous No.15335530]

>>15333247
revered brother, reject the infidel

[Anonymous No.15335545]

Quick note for all the newfrens here, remember to never reply to shitposters trying to derail the thread.

[Anonymous No.15335571]

>>15335545
This. Zoomers are fucking braindead.

[Anonymous No.15336614]

>>15333805
where'd you get the $3.85 coupon savings from???

[Anonymous No.15336811]

>>15336614
You have to check the box "save 15% with subscribe and save"

[Anonymous No.15336825]

>>15336811
Hmm I take that back, I don't remember where but there was a little box you could check to save 15% I think. It's not there now damn, hope one of you got it last night I got 24 on the way I love this flavor, make some pasta with it

[Anonymous No.15336829]

>>15319924
you motherfucker

[Anonymous No.15336868]

Your top Breakfast/Lunch/Dinner deenz meals?

I'll start:

>Breakfast:
Fisherman's eggs with pepper, tabasco, tomato chunks and feta
>Lunch:
Deen sandwich with lettuce/spinach, coarse mustard, tomatoes, mayo, pepper
>Dinner:
Pan fried deenz with brown rice, steamed broccoli or asparagus
>Dessert:
Faggot janny tears and McDonalds manchild poster seething served on a bed of (you)'s

[Anonymous No.15336934]

>>15333247
>>15335530
You do you but more people knowing about a thing tends to make that thing worse in some way. Not that threads on /ck/ are likely to do much damage, sardines were already the subject of a wave of normie interest some time ago and I haven't seen a can of Bela or Nuri since. Then C19 came along. I can still get King Oscar because some saint at the grocery store put the
>only X amount of Y
sign right in front of the KO display.

[Anonymous No.15337611]

>>15336934
>more people knowing about a thing tends to make that thing worse in some way
That's nonsense.

[Anonymous No.15337636]

>Try to heat them up on a pan with my eggs
>pan is too hot, exploding deenz oil everywhere
>whole kitchen smells of deenz
>even wiping it up doesn't eliminate the smell
FUCK

[Anonymous No.15337869]

>>15337636
Scrambled eggs and then chop the deenz on top. Don't put them in direct contact with the fucking pan.

[Anonymous No.15337889]

>>15337636
Deenz are ALREADY FUCKING COOKED you idiot.

[Anonymous No.15337977]

>>15337636
if you're gonna fry them best use a lower heat and put parchment paper in the frying pan.

[Anonymous No.15338169]

>>15336934
>not just buying them by the case and saving 50% or more
lol ok you enjoy scrounging around for deenz at retail, sounds like a great way to pass the time

[Anonymous No.15340142]

>>15319832
bump

[Anonymous No.15340153]

Does anyone like sprats?
I love smoked sprats a lot, either on toasted bread or put on top of rice and drizzled with oil

[Anonymous No.15342139]

>>15337611
I can't imagine that you actually think this.

>>15338169
I don't have much need for that, I just pick up a few tins when I go to the store.