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what are you drinking alone this nye?

>> No.15319686
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Bosconia '07

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>>15319664
This entire bottle and hopefully building up the courage to blow my brains out. Wife I met in college and was with for 13 years now just decided to pack up all her shit and leave, block me on all social media and ride the cock carousel. This happened at the beginning of the month, but I know because I came across a couple dating app profiles that were pretty elicit in her desire to only get plowed.

>> No.15319726

>>15319664
White rum neat

>> No.15319780

>>15319720
Have some balls and shoot her instead, you milquetoast faggot.

>> No.15319819

>>15319664
Three tall boys because I have no class but also because I just want to get drunk.

>> No.15319826

Wild Turkey 101 with my family tonight. We're all doing a BYOB thing.

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>>15319819
>beer
>getting drunk
are you 17?

>> No.15319841

>>15319834
Maybe they just don't weigh 400 pounds, t. >>15319686

>> No.15319845

Drinking Glenfiddich 12 because I’m just getting into scotch. Just moved to a small Illinois town for a job, leaving all my friends behind. Listening to Pete Seeger and being a sad sack. Cheers friends.

>> No.15319856

>>15319779
I'm kind've messed up already but I'm a functional messed up so I need to hold out before drinking more but I will drink more

>> No.15319859
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Caballo loco 12.

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>>15319664
This boy I got in a French supermarket and have been taking ages to finish because I drink spirits slowly and my family keep giving me more as presents. It's Spanish, I have absolutely no point of reference to tell you if it's top-notch, but it's pretty good.

>> No.15319867

>>15319841
This. I lost all of my mass since the gyms are closed. Shit sucks. I need new pants because all of mine are too loose.

>> No.15319887

>>15319866
Looks like it's essentially a carrefour house brand. Dominican rum is never top notch, but it's usually easy drinking and decent at least.

>> No.15319889

>>15319664
I made an aperol spritz but it was fucking gross, so now I'm just drinking the remainder of the bottle of cheap prosecco and I have a bottle of Asti Spumante to follow it with. Two bottles of champagne oughta get me very drunk, as a 170 lb rare-drinker

>> No.15319897

bastardized whisky sour

>> No.15319898

>>15319664
drank aclohol for the first tiem today some shitty cheap scotch, drank more than half the 0,7l bottle, not sure if i trhow up tonight or not but it kinda feels nice, i understand you guys now. After the 5th shot or so it actually tasted good before it was disgutijng

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>>15319664
if there's one day of this shitty year that calls for a good champagne it must be the last one

>> No.15319903

>>15319898
Why are children on this board? This board is too sad for children

>> No.15319912

>>15319901
>this shitty year
Yeah! 2020 the worst! Fuck 2020 fuck Trump reparations are justice suck my girlcock shitlord

>> No.15319918

>>15319903
im 22 i just thought alcohol just like any drugs are degenerate, i will try to keep it in moderation regardless.

>> No.15319936

>>15319912
kys niggerpol not everything is about your stupid politics
if you enjoyed this year go ahead and celebrate
but for me personally it can only get better and that's what i am looking forward to

>> No.15319937

>>15319912
>suck my girlcock
Not really interested in touching your dick except incidentally as I'm not gay, I don't mind it of course, just wouldn't want to make you dysphoric, but I'd lovingly fuck you in your bussy if you have a girlcock, not because of course because I see you as a woman, just saying, if you need to feel like a woman I'm your man baby

>> No.15319939

>>15319918
Oh, so you're a no-lifer. You'll fit right in here, comment rescinded

>> No.15319943

>>15319898
>I drank bottom shelf liquor
>whoa it was gross, alcohol is gross!
Are you a girl?

>> No.15319956

>>15319943
noo i realize i drank the lowest shit you can i bought it from aldi. Ima get better stuff next time, any recommendations?

>> No.15319971

>>15319936
You sound like even more of a faggot than him. There is no “better” dumb fuck. This is life no kiddo, and it’s only going to get worse because the masses of cowards like yourselves afford totalitarian power to “trustworthy” corporatitions.

>> No.15319973

>>15319956
Anything more expensive than Dewars white label is not worth it, because you could just get Dewars white label instead

>> No.15319996

>>15319956
Yeah skip the neckbeard swill and get yourself a nice bottle of Dönnhoff Oberhäuser Leistenberg kabinett, drink it refrigerator cold out of decent stemware, thank me later.

>> No.15320019

>>15319971
maybe you should spend more time working on your own life than complaining about muh corporations and evil leaders on the internet
or it will never get any better for you

>> No.15320023

For me, it's voodoo ranger imperial ipa and a big tub of H-E-B guacamole and tortilla chips.

>> No.15320035

>>15319956
Jameson is not that bad for inexperienced drinkers it's quite smooth and cheap enough not to be a waste
bonus you can get it everywhere

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>>15319918
> alcohol just like any drugs are degenerate, i will try to keep it in moderation regardless.

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>>15320023
Guacamole is so easy to make and so much better fresh. Shame.

>> No.15320051

>>15319841
if you're "drinking just to get drunk" on shitty beer, you will end up weighing 400 pounds.

>> No.15320071

Drinking vodka and eating pork lo mein. Love you all. Might live to see 2022. Stay strong, brothers.

>> No.15320075

>>15320051
Maybe try not weighing 400 pounds first before telling normal weight people what it's like to be them?

>> No.15320081

>>15320037
We already made fun of him, this gross shit is unnecessary and excessive
>>15320071
Lo mein sounds good

>> No.15320100

>>15320075
I don't get where you got the idea that you need to weigh 400 pounds to have an irish tier drinking tolerance.
t. 6.3 ft, 220 pounds

>> No.15320109

I finished my first bottle of champagne and now I can't open the second one until midnight. What do I drink until then? Tea? Bourbon?

>> No.15320112

>>15320100
>6.3 ft, 220 pounds
You're obese dude

>> No.15320128

>>15319973
>>15320035
thanks i'll see what i can get here
>>15319996
not sure about wine but thanks regardless

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>>15319912

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>>15320038
I just moved in to a new place and don't have any furniture or kitchenware besides this chair and a mattress. I love making guac though, can't wait to do it again.

Happy new year anon

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Combo of beer and rum n' cokes atm, gonna pop a bottle of cheap prosecco a few hours from now closer to midnight.

>> No.15320158

>>15320148
You can find good furniture on sidewalks around this time and any other major lease-ending periods, that's how I've always stocked my apartments. Found a sick armoire once, that kind of thing.

>> No.15320181

>>15320158
Enjoy your bedbugs

>> No.15320190

>>15320181
Lmao, obviously don't take anything cloth off the sidewalk, even without bedbugs it could have been rained on

>> No.15320196

>>15320158
Enjoy smelling like a nigger.

>> No.15320198

>>15320190
It's common to throw out all kinds of furniture when you have an infestation, and those fuckers can hide in anything with the smallest crack or seam or joint

>> No.15320203

>>15320196
ha! he said nigger.
nigger
nigger
nigger

>> No.15320205

>>15320203
ha! he is triggered by a word.
cracker
cracker
cracker

>> No.15320208

>>15320203
Ah, nigger... Man's first word. All I can say? Lol.

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>>15320205
a cracker can be several things. a nigger is always a nigger.

>> No.15320217

>>15320203
shut up you sympathising fuck

>> No.15320297

>>15320109
how about a nice cup of tea with a generous shot of bourbon added?

>> No.15320307

>>15320297
ok grandpa

>> No.15320351

I drank a dozen beers, couple glasses of Prosecco, a bottle of Shiraz, and most of a bottle of Merlot and sat in the lounge listening to The Doors.

>> No.15320357

>>15320351
>sat in the lounge
explain

>> No.15320364

>>15320357
I was in the lounge and I was sitting.

>> No.15320369

>>15320364
Lounge where fuckface? A whorehouse? Your third world meeting place? I don't speak 3rd worlder.

>> No.15320371

>>15320158
I have furniture, it's just in transit. I lived in Amsterdam for a few years and am just now moving back to my homestate of Texas. But I must live in squalor for 10 days until it gets here.

>> No.15320378

>>15320371
>I must live in squalor
>from TX
yup

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>> No.15320385

>>15320369
Laugh react

>> No.15320429

>>15320384
Is that the labyrinth muppet?
Also I've had that sake, it's good

>> No.15320435

>>15320429
>Also I've had that sake, it's good
don't you dare judge my choices dad

>> No.15320437

>>15320369
My house you absolute brain dead fucking moron.

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>>15320435
>dad
An age gap fetish is fine too

>> No.15320454

>>15320429
Its from star wars, The thing that jaba hangs with. And the sake is pretty good

>> No.15320459

>>15320437
Do your parents care if you post pictures of their home?

>> No.15320462

>>15319834
You have a small penis

>> No.15320474

>>15320378
I've lived a lot of places, and I think TX is the best place on earth. Where do you live that's so great?

>> No.15320486

>>15320462
You would know penis inspector.

>> No.15320542

>>15320486
Penis Inspector is a distinguished career you caveman.

>> No.15320552

I have to work tonight, do you think someone could smell alcohol on my breath if I'm chewing gum wearing a mask?

>> No.15320556

>>15320542
For the British. Show your flag fag.

>> No.15320559

>>15320552
nah, you'll be fine

>> No.15320561

>>15320552
I hope that someone reports you and gets you fired retard.

>> No.15320674

>>15320559
Thanks
>>15320561
Lol would never happen at my job, my boss really wouldn't even care, I just don't wanna be "that guy"

>> No.15320818

>>15320462
'tis the irish curse

>> No.15320865

>>15320459
Do you want to see said lounge?

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Get it?