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Only butcher in 30 miles is a halal place. Kill me.

>> No.15318880

>>15318869
Not like you gotta watch them cut it's throat.

>> No.15318899

Whats wrong with that, I find halal meats pretty kosher

>> No.15318942

>>15318899
>no pork products
>proceeds fund terrorism

>> No.15318944

>>15318869
>halal bad
Grow up

>> No.15318948

>>15318942
Oh yeah the no pork thing kinda blows. Glad I don't like in bumfuck hicksville!

>> No.15318949

>>15318869
so?
>>15318942
what pork products do you want? ham hocks is basically the only thing I've ever bought from a butcher, most other shit you can find during generalized grocery shopping

>> No.15318953

>>15318880
>>15318899
>>15318944
>>15318949
the west truly is doomed

>> No.15318955

>>15318869
>halal
so what
what that fuck is a halal

>> No.15318961

>>15318869
>>15318953
>>15318949
>>15318948
>>15318944
>>15318942
I'm not from the West and I avoid halal like the plague.

>> No.15318962

>>15318953
no you're just a subhuman reactionary is all

>> No.15318969

>>15318961
What the fuck is the issue with halal? The only problem i see with a halal butchery is that they won't have pork so i'd just go to a non-terrorist store to buy pork instead.

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>>15318869

>> No.15318986
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>>15318949
Halal butchers don't know anything about different cuts. All their customers want is goat legs, mince, stew beef, skinless chicken thighs, and offal.

>> No.15318994

There's no difference. It's all meat.

>> No.15318995

>>15318869
>>15318949
Also halal is all grassfed two year old cattle so there's zero marbling and it's half the size of cornfed or older grassfed animals.

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>>15318994
No there is a difference. Try going to a halal butcher and ask for a rib roast. If he even understands what that means, it'll look like it came from a lamb, it's so much smaller.

>> No.15319008

>>15318969
Halal butchers are VERY unhygienic.

>> No.15319021

I want to give these Arabs i play soccer with some meat and tell them its halal but its really not

>> No.15319031
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>>15319021
They'll probably refuse it. They're very paranoid about it.

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>>15319031
You serious? I'm not Muslim myself but always wanted to cook the group of Arabs I play with some lamb biryani and such one day after our games. I never considered that muzzies would get all paranoid about their halal but I guess they do know im not muslim so they'd already be suspicious.

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15319042

>>15319021
Do it. I give my vegetarian friends things that have chicken or beef stock in it all the time. Fuck them.

>> No.15319051

>>15319039
Just make seafood, all seafood is halal.

>> No.15319053

>>15319042
Would your vegetarian friends even give a crud that the food they are served as chicken/beef stock?

>> No.15319062

>>15319051
I just googled that, thats really interesting. I unironically might just make some fish biryani (mackerel) for these Muzzies. Would cost a lot less than lamb anyways.

>> No.15319074

>>15319053
They would cry like effeminate pansies.

>> No.15319079

>>15319042
You're not spiting them, you're doing them a favor. You're enabling them to enjoy delicious animal products while still having a smug sense of superiority about their dietary choices.

>> No.15319102

>>15319074
Are they religious vegetarians?

>> No.15319127

>>15318869
all grocery stores have butchers

>> No.15319204

>>15319008
they have to live up to rigid hygienic standards. if you live in a third world like usa, yeah I guess you are right to worry

>> No.15319210

>>15319031
why do muslims worry about freemasons?

>> No.15319220

>>15318955
It means they killed it according to Muslim rules, slit throat and bled out basically. Which is pretty humane assuming you don’t own a pneumatic death gun

>> No.15319228
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15319228

>I'm not from the West

>> No.15319232

>>15318869
call and ask them if they can get you some ham hocks, double cut bacon and 2 racks of st louis ribs

>> No.15319238

>>15319232
t. FordMustangGuy1975

>> No.15319240

>>15319220
Yeah but Arabs cut their meat differently
Make sausages weird,....
If it s an other type of Muslim OP will have it even worse

>> No.15319257

>>15319238
how’d you know?

>> No.15319542

>>15319031
he has a pooint about usury though

>> No.15319554

>>15318869
>complaining on an asian cartoon picture forum
grow up, kiddo

>> No.15319593

>>15318869
>Only butcher in 30 miles is a halal place.
My condolences.
>Kill me.
That's the plan.

>> No.15319785

>>15318953
Always has been