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Should I use this microwave?

>> No.15315467

>>15315454
id advise against it

>> No.15315468

What am I looking at?

>> No.15315473

Cut the cord off a lamp, plug it into the wall then strip the two ends. Touch the two ends to the different exposed wires of the microwave until it turns on then make me trendies

>> No.15315477
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15315477

>>15315468

>> No.15315482

>>15315477
drop it off the roof of the office into the parking lot and then chase after it

>> No.15315488

>>15315454
>>15315477
"radiation"

It's harmless but probably won't heat your food very well.

>> No.15315500

>>15315488
Harmless to you, that is. Any electronics may disagree.

>> No.15315533

>Microwave from 1989
>Fire hazard
>Electrocution hazard
>Radiation

Sure, OP. Go right ahead.

>> No.15315540

I think you should go ahead and use it OP.

>>15315467
Don't listen to him, he posts on 4chan.

>> No.15316096

>>15315540
>Don't listen to him, he posts on 4chan.
this that guys obviously a moron

do it OP, use the microwave you're gonna let some piece of fuckin paper rule your life? time to take control of ur life

>> No.15316167

>>15315454
You can replace the cable

>> No.15316189

What's the worst that could happen?

>> No.15316525

>>15315454
it would be very painful

>> No.15316535 [DELETED] 

Time to cut the cord and grow a pair.

>> No.15316545

Do it OP, it creates mustard gas

>> No.15316651

>>15315477
I would laugh in that idiots face and heat my delicious chicken tenders to perfection.

>> No.15316660

>>15315488
The rays would literally fry your brain. Microwaves vibrant water so fast it generates heat, and you're 90% water.

>> No.15317919

yeah

>> No.15317925

>>15315454
Take the note off and tell a coworker something looks cool in the microwave, fry his brain

>> No.15318644
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>>15315477
This is the kind of person who still thinks that microwaves heat food from the inside out.
Imagine thinking there is radiation in a microwave

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>>15318644
There is radiation from a microwave; non-ionizing.

It is the same exact radiation given off by your wi-fi router, in fact(2.2-2.4 GHz). Non-ionizing radiation is generally harmless, but given sufficient power, it will cause burns, severe injuries, or even death.

>> No.15318659

>>15315477
Any tips for using a nuclear reactor to cook food?

>> No.15318667

>>15316660
It would burn your skin before it did anything to your brain.

>> No.15318709

>>15315454
>>15315477
Rip out the magnetron and build it into a microwave gun. The note even clearly states that it works.

>> No.15320781

time for OP to die

>> No.15320798

>>15318644
Smooth brain. Any electromagnetic energy is radiation. Light is radiation. A lightbulb is filling your room with radiation. Literally.

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15320807

the microwave in my high school art class had a dial and worked with the door wide open