Forbidden fruit

[Anonymous No.15304012]

What's your secret /ck/ taboo food?

For me, it's swan. Delicious brown meat.

[Anonymous No.15304016]

>>15304012
where the fuck do you buy swan meat

[Anonymous No.15304017]

>>15304016
Local lakes and wetlands.

[Anonymous No.15304019]

>>15304012
pic unrelated? That's horse cured meat

[Anonymous No.15304020]

>>15304017
I want to kill one just to destroy something beautiful

[Anonymous No.15304024]

>>15304012
Remains that fell to the street on September 11th. I took it home, washed it clean and fried it. Deglaze the pan with red wine. Delicious. I got three 5lb bags of it before it became impossible to gather more. Some pieces I could identify the gender. Never waste food I say. I'm native born Chinese.

[Anonymous No.15304027]

>>15304020
1. Swans are hyper aggressive lakelife dominaters rather than dainty beautiful creaturas
2. Be sure to cook it up afterwards

[Anonymous No.15304031]

>>15304019
A taboo meat I'd like to try and think I'll like but haven't yet. Closest human horse butchery is on the other side of the country.

[Anonymous No.15304034]

>>15304016
Had it in Shanghai at a restaurant.

[Anonymous No.15304037]

>>15304027
Oh I know they are assholes, but they look majestic and pretty.

[Anonymous No.15304042]

LOOK AT THAT DELICIOUS DARK MEAT
https://nevadafoodies.com/swan-cutlets-and-gravy/

[Anonymous No.15304050]

>>15304034
It looked like this (except cooked better)
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/swan-arctic-kitchen-recipe-nunavut-hunting-1.5485349

[Anonymous No.15304108]

>>15304012
As a sorta practicing muslim, its pork belly. I go to a pretty good Japanese Ramen place that specialises using the swine in their food, and thats how I get my fix. Every thursday night right after work, I order nearly every decent main on the menu that includes pork belly. Then I go home and was my mouth with mint mouth wash so my muslim gf doesnt smell it. Any other pig product, and it would be a no. Bacon disgusts me and ham doesnt do much. Im convinced Pork belly was somewhere hanging on the forbidden tree in the Garden of Eden. Its good stuff.

[Anonymous No.15304119]

>>15304024
I can tell you're a zoomer born post-9/11 because if you were old enough to remember 9/11 you'd be a foaming at the mouth islamophobe, sinophobes are all under the age of 21

[Anonymous No.15304184]

>>15304119
>he forgot what they did to our plane
They still haven't returned it to this day the bastards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQfkP9eyAXA

[Anonymous No.15304194]

>>15304119
>Not rightfully hating them both

NGMI

[Anonymous No.15304199]

>>15304031
horse meat isn't really tabboo with anyone except for cowboys and little girls

[Anonymous No.15304202]

>>15304108
>Muslim
>Worrying about a woman's opinion

3/10 larp.

[Anonymous No.15304226]

>>15304202
Even Muhammad agreed to sleep with just one wife each night in order after they revolted at him spending time with slave girls and missing their turns. Fortunately the Archangel Gabriel appeared to him that night and said he could toss the agreement do whatever he wanted because Allah had made it lawful for him. Aisha moaned that "I feel your lord does hasten to fulfil your wishes and desires" but in the end God won and Muhammad slept with whoever he wanted whenever he wanted, the end.

[Anonymous No.15304229]

>>15304027
They are extremely aggressive and strong. They've been known to kill dogs and even humans.

I had a mute swan move into the pond in my backyard and had to carry a stout club to fend him off when cutting my grass. They have huge, strong wings that they try to beat you with. I called wildlife management and asked if I could legally kill it and they said absolutely not, it's protected under the Migratory Bird Act. Strangely enough, it mysteriously disappeared 1 night ;)

[Anonymous No.15304230]

>>15304202
Women talk too much. I dont want my family realising Im eating pig if we fight and she starts mouthing off to my mother. Then I get the "talk" at eid or whenever they visit. Id rather just keep it as my little secret habit, like drinking or smoking a joint. This is the muslim way. Muslim women arent totally powerless and Im not some domineering patriarch.

[Anonymous No.15304233]

>>15304199
Mate you underestimate how far the Anglo West has fallen. They want to ban horse sales for pet meat, and horse racing entirely.

[Anonymous No.15304239]

>>15304229
Think of those hemoglobin filled muscles

[Anonymous No.15304272]

>>15304230
>Shamed for eating pork or drinking alcohol
>Does not even get to justifiably ignore and hit women

Fuckin covert, bro

[Anonymous No.15304275]

>>15304229
>had to carry a stout club
How many gallons of renfaire mead did you drink this month, neckbeard

[Anonymous No.15304621]

>>15304272
And join you nihilistic and miserable fuks? No thanks. I enjoy having a semi traditional family and culture where degeneracy hasnt become completely normalised and seen as a good thing. I enjoy the fact that I wont have anxiety over my soon to be wife possibly introducing polyamory into the relationship when things get boring and she needs "variety" . I get to enjoy the best of both worlds. Why would I jeopardise that? I dont even believe in Allah nor am I the most controlling muslim dude out there and Im liberal, yet I can still appreciate the benefits of a patriarchial traditional culture.

[Anonymous No.15304693]

>>15304012
Doesnt seem that great

[Anonymous No.15304706]

>>15304226
God i hate muzzies

[Anonymous No.15304931]

>>15304226
God damn mohammed.

[Anonymous No.15304933]

>>15304621
>a semi traditional family
I don't even know what the fuck this means but it sounds like rightoid cope

[Anonymous No.15304940]

>>15304020
how about you kill yourself instead :)

[Anonymous No.15304953]

>>15304621
>degeneracy
Ah yes, you are one of those nihilists

[Anonymous No.15304962]

>>15304275
I make my own mead.

[Anonymous No.15305060]

>>15304940
Thanks for the compliment, but not today, fren! I encourage you to take your own advice though ;)

[Anonymous No.15305325]

>>15305060
I will hunt you down just to piss in your pudding cups.

[Anonymous No.15305541]

>>15304621
Lol shut up pussy

[Anonymous No.15305739]

>>15304230
Westerners have that mythological stereotype about Asian women being docile and submissive as well, which couldn't be further from the truth. Sure they act submissive in public, but they rule the household with an iron fist. The husband hands over his salary to her, they completely control the finances and give the husband an allowance. But tbf, asian women are extremely frugal and the men uncontrolled spendthrifts, so it makes sense.

[Anonymous No.15305918]

>>15304233
>>15304199
you don't eat dogs and you don't eat horses because you don't eat your tools. Fucking subhuman

[Anonymous No.15306400]

>>15305918
>tool gets broken/have too many tools
>recycle tool into something useful (food) rather than just let it sit around uselessly
Also nobody here is condoning eating dogs, this isn't bugland

[Anonymous No.15307578]

>>15304050
how could you overcook something like that so bad you piece of shit

[Anonymous No.15307646]

>>15304012
I really want to try swan and cassowary. Shame I can't get either in the UK unless I somehow ascend to the monarchy or join a wanky fellowship though for swans, so that has to wait until I visit somewhere with less autism.

[Anonymous No.15307678]

>>15304012
Nothing. I'll try everything at least once. Went to a hunting convention years ago that had various samples of damn near every meat you could imagine and I tried most throughout the day. Everything from raccoon, snake, alligator, camel, elephant, possum, seal. It was great. Some foods I'll struggle with if they smell particularly bad like durian, but I'll always at least try it.