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15303527 No.15303527 [Reply] [Original]

Why do people eat food off of each other?
Like that weird trope of eating sushi off of a naked woman?
whats up with that

>> No.15303536

>tfw no passing tranny gf to eat sausages off of

>> No.15303557

>>15303527
Food is sensual and naked is erotic. It's not my thing, but I will definitely do it.
I've done the body shot thing and used whip cream, chocolate sauce, honey etc. Actually used a popsicle to fuck a girl once. Surprised she did not get a yeast infection.

>> No.15303658

I don't remember this bitch's name but I do know that troll Johnny Neptune fucked her throat a couple months before she OD'd.
To your point though I think it's mostly about killing two birds with one stone. It's just more efficient.

>> No.15303661

>>15303658
What two birds are killed with eating off of a naked girls body?
Hunger and sex?
You're retarded.

>> No.15303850

>>15303527
Sweat salts food perfectly,
also If you take food from certain place of womans body it can have very mild fishy taste if you know what im saying ;)

>> No.15303875

>>15303850
heh... vagine

>> No.15303876

>>15303527
I have photos of her tits, pussy and ass.

>> No.15303882

>>15303876
not feet?

>> No.15303892

>>15303876
not pits?

>> No.15303898
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>>15303882
>>15303892

>> No.15303919

>>15303876
Link to fileshare, faggot.

>> No.15303947

>>15303661
You wouldn't understand but studs like me actually fuck the women we use as plates.

>> No.15303955

I like to eat a big honkin' hoagie while I fuck my wife. I place the hoagie on her belly when I need to take a sip of coke.

>> No.15303960

>>15303955
Based big honkin' hoagie poster

>> No.15303963

>>15303876
You seen her balls, batty and dick?

>> No.15303971

they're retarded. also why they eat raw fish.

>> No.15303975

>>15303947
The only thing you use as a plate is the extra napkins the drive-thru worker gave you because of the multiple mustard stains on your double chin you six piece chicken mcnobody.

>> No.15303981

they're weeding out who thinks it's creepy so they can invite the ones who are into it to the real cannibalism ritual

>> No.15304011

>>15303975
That's not mustard it's female jizz which I refuse to wash out until xey get xiir deserved legal right to use the girls' washroom at the cinema.

>> No.15304030

>>15303527
Her naked tits are literally perfect. Amazing. Ciara Horan.

>> No.15304106

>>15304030
That's a dead junky child, you sick fuck

>> No.15304114

>>15303963
Offica

>> No.15304213

>>15304106
So you are saying use DDG image search and not Google. Thanks.

>> No.15304227

>>15303876
is she dead

>> No.15304253

>>15304227
I used to PayPal her 200 an hour to watch me self mutilate and encourage me to kill myself. We almost succeeded then she disappeared.

>> No.15304259

>>15304253
where did you hide the body

>> No.15304350

>>15303975
>Everyone must be as pathetic as me!

>> No.15305106

>>15303527
Japos are freaks. Oddly, the hentai tentacle stuff is mainly a response to Americans. They used to have the same erotica as anyone else, but Christian missionaries made them embarrassed about it. That's where the pixelation and tentacles came from.

>> No.15305138

>>15303975
And I fuck it.

>> No.15305426

>>15304227

No. She fakes her death every other year. Her rich connected parents sent her to rehab then to Ireland to live with family. She’s a legit despicable psychopath.

>> No.15305942

>>15303527
have sex

>> No.15306682

>>15303527
hi

>> No.15306702

>>15305426
Sounds about right lmao

>> No.15306722

>>15305426
>Her rich connected parents sent her to rehab then to Ireland to live with family.

How do you know this?

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15306822

>>15303527
i ate a girls socks once
had to get them removed in hospital
will do it again once i get the chance

>> No.15306886

Holy SHIT go back to >>>/r9k/ stop ruining this board

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>>15306886
mistress eliza is here to stay

>> No.15307451

>>15303536
are you just one of those weirdos who me mentions tranny gf every thread or is OP's pic a tranny.?

>> No.15307477

>>15307451
yes

>> No.15307482

>>15305106
No, that’s post-WW2 laws, not really Christian missionary influenced.

>> No.15307487

>>15306822
Based pica poster. This guy’s gonna die sucking big black sock.

>> No.15308694

>>15303527
Its a pure power move. Having a woman who exists to simply lay there as we enjoy eating off of her nude body, displayed for everyone present? Massive flex.

>> No.15308720

>>15307451
Jack off to her first then I’ll tell you.

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>>15308720
are you asking someone on here to fap to an underage girl? is this even legal?

>> No.15310030

>>15303527
I like food and nekkid women, only seems fair they pair well together but with a couple bottles of wine too.

>> No.15311301

>>15303527
Eat shit, Juan. You tamale sucking faggot.