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Anonymous Mon Dec 28 21:34:07 2020 No.15302055 [Reply] [Original]

Am I supposed to heat this up or something? It's revolting

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 21:35:30 2020 No.15302067 File: 212 KB, 632x760, 1519357112958.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15302055 Treat is like mayonnaise, since it's just spicy mayo to begin with. My suggestion? Cheese fries work well with ranch

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 21:38:18 2020 No.15302084 >>15302055 Use it as lubricant for an onahole

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 21:40:29 2020 No.15302101 >>15302067 >spicy mayo what

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 21:41:16 2020 No.15302106 >>15302055 You are supposed to not eat it t. Midwesterner who hates ranch dressing and judges anyone who uses it

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 21:47:37 2020 No.15302137 >>15302101 It's a mayonnaise-based sauce with spices

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 21:47:48 2020 No.15302141 >>15302055 You're supposed to buy the dried seasoning and mix it with buttermilk and mayo. Nobody likes the nasty shit in the bottle; it doesn't taste anything like the real thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 21:49:14 2020 No.15302148 >>15302106 This is why you “people” can’t appreciate a good pizza, pizza must be eaten with marinara sauce or ranch or both to be truly excellent

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 21:50:49 2020 No.15302153 >>15302141 based, there is no comparison

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 21:51:43 2020 No.15302158 >>15302148 1/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 21:53:36 2020 No.15302165 >>15302137 hidden valley ranch is made out of HFCS and soy bean oil

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 21:56:18 2020 No.15302184 >>15302158 >t. Saucelet

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 21:57:21 2020 No.15302188 >>15302184 >Compounding your mistake

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 21:58:55 2020 No.15302196 >>15302055 best steak sauce we've invented so far.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 22:03:37 2020 No.15302225 Try using less of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 22:08:32 2020 No.15302245 it's decent ranch. bad bait. you could do worse

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 22:08:35 2020 No.15302246 File: 57 KB, 473x587, 1607376048286.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >introduce German friend to pizza with ranch >he uses up half a bottle

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 22:08:56 2020 No.15302250 >>15302148 i agree but not with that rancid hidden valley concoction

>>	G8rH8r Mon Dec 28 22:11:18 2020 No.15302271 >>15302055 bottled "ranch" is to real ranch dressing as sweet baby rays is to real barbecue sauce

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 22:11:58 2020 No.15302276 >>15302271 still better than nothing. the cheaper stuff is way worse

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 22:12:46 2020 No.15302284 >>15302271 >namefagging >Expecting anyone to take you seriously Pick one.