ITT: Post what you ate today

[Anonymous No.15301074]

>bun with ham
>handful of madalines
>Müllers Corner
>1 chamomile tea
>potatoes and 2 chicken breasts

[Anonymous No.15301090]

>>15301074
I want to peel off her makeup as a single sheet and wrap it around my penis.

[Anonymous No.15301104]

>>15301074
>bowl of oatmeal with chocolate protein powder
>eggs with ground turkey
>Chicken breast with black beans(one of my favorites)
>smoothie made of broccoli, spinach, blueberries, and MiO
>bowl of oatmeal with chocolate protein powder
I might make some alfredo pasta with ground beef tomorrow because I have a weird craving for it.

[Anonymous No.15301112]

About 1600 calories of spaghetti bolognese
take the OMAD/snake diet pill

[Anonymous No.15301114]

>>15301074

>activated almonds
>homemade coconut
>emu meatballs
>chai tea

[Anonymous No.15301115]

>>15301074
Can you imagine how hot she would be if she had a dick?

[Anonymous No.15301128]

>>15301115

Can you imagine how hot she would be if she sat in an oven at 350 degrees fahrenheit for two hours?

[Anonymous No.15301142]

>>15301128
Go away, cannibal.

[Anonymous No.15301144]

>dunkin donuts ham egg and cheese sandwich
>Five guys little cheeseburger
>Half stack of sour cream pringles
>About 10-12 oreos

I have a problem

[Anonymous No.15301154]

>>15301142

A cannibal walked out of the bathroom and said, "I just dumped my girlfriend"

[Anonymous No.15301160]

>>15301154

[Anonymous No.15301170]

>>15301128
yeah... 350 degrees

[Anonymous No.15301190]

>>15301170
No, she would be giving up some heat energy to the process of evaporating moisture. She wouldn't reach parity until she was burnt to pure char, which would take longer than two hours at that temperature.

[Anonymous No.15301246]

>tijuana mama sausage
>mashed potatoes with brown gravy
>cornbread

[Anonymous No.15301252]

Some corn dogs and 10 scoops of peanut butter.

[Anonymous No.15301304]

>>15301074
>Cereal
>Wendy's Bacon Jalapeno Burger with Baconator Fries

[Anonymous No.15301318]

>>15301074
>Scrambled eggs
>Piece of toast with boysenberry jam
>one piece bacon
>half a bolo with butter on it.

getting kind of hungry again. I have this leftover ham I want to eat, but im not sure what to eat with it.

[Anonymous No.15301347]

>>15301090
KEK

[Anonymous No.15301392]

>>15301074
I want to watch her suffocate half a dozen gerbils with a plastic bag. One at a time. God I wish I was a little gerbil in her bag screaming in pain.

[Anonymous No.15301488]

>>15301074
>frozen breakfast sandwich
>1 1/2 pb&js with chips n milk

[Anonymous No.15301523]

>>15301074
>mint chocolate chip Larabar
>chicken and rice w/broccoli and gravy
>rosemary potatoes w/ bell peppers and onions
Not sure what to do for dinner though.

[Anonymous No.15301696]

>>15301074
>breakfast: bluberry, blackberry banana smoothie
>lunch: bacon, cheese, lettuce sandwich
>dinner: potato soup, fried chicken gizzards

[Anonymous No.15301898]

>>15301392
you can't scream if you can't breath you weirdo

[Anonymous No.15301942]

>Can neither take a dick nor suck it
What a pathetic whore

[Anonymous No.15301950]

>>15301074
only thing that would make this more perfect was if she was holding nuggies

[Anonymous No.15301955]

>>15301074
How long til she's on blacked.com I wonder.

[Anonymous No.15301958]

For breakfast I had 5 egg scrambled eggs with bacon, mushrooms, and a jalapeno all chopped up and mixed in.

For lunch/dinner I had raviolis with sauce, bacon, and brussels sprouts. (Chopped up and mixed in)

[Anonymous No.15301965]

>>15301955
Never. South African whites despise black people with an intensity that makes /pol/ look like preschool.

[Anonymous No.15301989]

>>15301965
That'll last until the money runs out. The phrase "first interracial anal blowbang" is writ large in her future.

[Anonymous No.15301997]

>>15301074
>pancakes and bacon
>water bottle
>coffee
>pack of peanut butter crackers
>water bottle
>cheeseburger and fries
>water bottle

[Anonymous No.15302010]

>>15301965
White incel cope
>>15301989
Correct

[Anonymous No.15302111]

>>15301074
>Air and water
>i have flour and salt so will try and make flat bread
>i miss food

[Anonymous No.15302115]

>>15301074
Literally built for bbc

[Anonymous No.15302316]

>>15301074
>beef
>miscellaneous vegetables
>potatoes boiled in greasewater

[Anonymous No.15302321]

>>15301074
Chili
Braised pork with cabbage

[Anonymous No.15302477]

>>15301074
>small bag of evil eye potato chips
>two slices of avocado toast with cheesy scrambled egg
>two pots of strawberry rhubarb green tea
>weed cookie
>half a frozen pizza
>pretzels
>2 crackers
>apple
I'm so fucking full

[Anonymous No.15302560]

>>15301074
I can't believe she does porn now.

[Anonymous No.15302621]

>>15301074
>2 thc infused beers
>a bunch of these little chocolate filled empanadas
>a vegan protein bar
>homemade ravioli with homemade mushroom sauce
>like 15 sparkling waters

Overall pretty good. I always underestimate how much pasta to make so I have more of the oli’s for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.15302632]

>>15302010
If she does interracial porn I'll give my black 13 year old neighbour's kid marijuana that's been laced. She will never be the same again.

[Anonymous No.15302634]

>Scrapple, sausage and bacon with cheese on English muffin.
>Chicken, mashed potatoes and broccoli

[Anonymous No.15302677]

I had some ma po tofu and white rice, and have drank 5 gatorades.

[Anonymous No.15302698]

>>15301074
Eggs, toast, sausage, tea, Hershey's Kisses, cough drops, water and lasagna

[Anonymous No.15302700]

>>15302010
nobody likes niggers, nigger

[Anonymous No.15302721]

>>15301074
3 fudge stripes 1 cup of cardamom chai and a handful of roasted peanuts
I'm sad

[Anonymous No.15302740]

>>15301074
>piece of lasagna
>2 pieces of garlic toast
>water bottle
>Popeye's chicken sandwich with Cajun rice
>cup of Dr. Pepper
>4 Christmas cookies
>cup of Pepsi
>half a pint of unicorn swirl ice cream

[Anonymous No.15302777]

Painful diarrhea 3rd day in a row
Pray for me

[Anonymous No.15302789]

>>15301074
>Breffast burrito with leftover steak & mushrooms
>Leftover brussels sprout salad, spoonful of pb
>Leftover gingerbread pudding cake
>Meatloaf, baked potato, broccoli

[Anonymous No.15302790]

>>15301112
Unless you're fucking 6'4 and 350 that's hardly going to give you any weight loss.

[Anonymous No.15302797]

>>15301074
one of those lil meal shake things
half of a thick ribeye (rare) and some sauteed cabbage

[Anonymous No.15302803]

>>15302790
Bullshit, if he's even somewhat active and around 5'10" that's almost certainly below maintenance.

[Anonymous No.15302817]

>>15301074
>philly cheesesteak with all the fixins
>bowl of chili
>cheddar broccoli soup
>fried shrimp
>Cobb salad
>breakfast sandwich
>half a gallon of milk
>some chips

[Anonymous No.15302822]

>>15301074
chicken breast likely seasoned with mccormik chicken season and olive oil topped off with catsup

[Anonymous No.15302826]

>>15301074
Woke @ 10pm
Double cheese from local burger shop @ 11pm
Vodka + seltzer @ 11pm - 2pm
Tomatoes, peppers, kettle chips @ 1pm
Buffalo wings + beer @ 6pm - current

[Anonymous No.15302827]

>>15302803
Exercise burns an inconsequential amount of calories in most cases, diet is 90+% of weight loss.

[Anonymous No.15302844]

>>15301074
>protein shake (organic)
>1 can of sardines
>Lentil dal with cauliflower.
>3 tbsp flax
>2 cups peppermint tea
>2 oranges

[Anonymous No.15302852]

i made a spicy cheese burger kebab, naan bread turned out good for my first try.

[Anonymous No.15302864]

>>15302844
What in the fuck

[Anonymous No.15302899]

>>15302864
What? How is this worse than eating copious amounts of grease and toxins?

[Anonymous No.15303024]

>>15302899
Nigga stop eating from the compost pile

[Anonymous No.15303215]

>3 hard boiled eggs
>Potato, prawn, and lamb curry

[Anonymous No.15303255]

>eggs and bacon for breakfast
>steak and greens sandwich with coleslaw for dinner
>~half a gallon of coffee throughout the day
>multi, arginine, soy lecithin and zinc supplements

[Anonymous No.15303277]

>granola cereal with soy milk
>a soy hamburg steak bento with pickled radish, spinach stem salad, potato and rice
>two mandarins

Gonna make mac and cheese with spinach tonight for dinner.

[Anonymous No.15303279]

one small can of tuna in oil
8 sweet potato wheat cracker
chicken breast and rice
6 small chocolate balls
one small red bull
1165 calories, within my 1000-1200 cal/day range

[Anonymous No.15303284]

>>15301074
2 bread rolls with boiled egg + mayo
some strawberry licorice
will have a few sausages for dinner.

[Anonymous No.15303316]

>>15301074
>2 uncooked tacos
>2 bananas
>pack of cookies
I ordered a burguer but they cancelled it because of covid safety measures. I hate this world.

[Anonymous No.15304191]

>>15301074
>homemade peanut butter cup
>nougat chocolate
>a couple kernels of caramel popcorn
>chicken tamale with beans, chile sauce, cheese, spanish rice, lettuce, onion, and grape tomato
>dry aged ribeye cheeseburger
>most of a 9oz dry aged ribeye steak
>a couple cheetos

[Anonymous No.15304195]

>>15302827
ask me how I know you don't exercise, fatty

[Anonymous No.15304248]

some porkchops I left in the brine for too long and came out a bit too salty.

[Anonymous No.15304251]

>Brekky
30 grams of Cashews and 250ml sugar free energy drink

>lunch
Meat pie

>dinner
Chicken, rice, veggies (Corn pea carrots) and a glass of Shiraz

[Anonymous No.15304400]

>>15303255
This guy fucks

[Anonymous No.15304428]

>Hot mocha with some Rtiz crackers
>A fire engine
I really need to start making some different foods

[Anonymous No.15304459]

>>15301989
>That'll last until the money runs out
She earned 1 mln a months, i doubt she will be run out of many any time soon

[Anonymous No.15304462]

>>15304459
listen to her talk some time and then ask yourself if this is a person who can do basic arithmetic or plan more than a few days out at a time

[Anonymous No.15304516]

>breakfast
Yogurt, ½ cup milk
>lunch
Deenz with garlic/onion,
>dinner
Left over turkey with a fuck ton of spinach and some broccoli
Imagine

[Anonymous No.15304536]

>>15303255
I fucking knew I recognized those supplements somewhere

[Anonymous No.15304591]

>>15301128
I'd just turn 350° and walk away

[Anonymous No.15305575]

>>15304536
>Some retard actually fell for the meme

[Anonymous No.15305577]

meatloaf and mashed potatoes

[Anonymous No.15305592]

>>15301128
Fucking idiot if she turned 359 degrees she'd walk into the oven

[Anonymous No.15305602]

>oatmeal
>coffee
>piece of peppermint chocolate
probably have some almonds and a slice of pizza next

[Anonymous No.15305667]

>>15302844
Fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.15305670]

>>15305575
>Meme
If ~$20 a month is worth it to you that list really will give you the big cummies. If you spring for some pygeum on top of it youll be shooting loads like a shotgun blast

[Anonymous No.15306110]

>>15301074
I'm so fucking tired of seeing this uncanny valley-ass cunt I could fucking scream

[Anonymous No.15306115]

>>15301190
Agreed. My great grandfather had experience with ovens

[Anonymous No.15306138]

11am
>4 low fat sausages and some of my made brown bread
>banana
4pm
>protein shake
7:30 pm
>1 slice of toast and a crisp bread
8pm
>potato balls, 6 of the same sausages, spinach
>probably some more veggies
11:30pm
>protein shake before bed

[Anonymous No.15306143]

2 oranges
4 slices of pickled oranges
warm milk with vanilla

[Anonymous No.15306169]

Ham sandwich and plate of Shepherd's pie

[Anonymous No.15306225]

>>15301074
My idea of personal heaven. Every single shit she takes for the rest of her life goes directly from her anus to my mouth. My lips puckered around her slightly stained adorable little butthole patiently awaiting the treat to issue forth and slide into my mouth. The first couple appetizers are just farts that echo in my mouth and come out my nose which serve just to tease me. The moment then arrives and the first hint of my delectable treat slowly emerges with a nice shiny slime of fecal matter from her innermost bowels. It slides into my mouth and I cry tears of joy as it plays its delicious symphony across my taste buds. She giggles as it fully emerges and pushes down my throat and into my tummy. I have got my reward and while she wipes her fragile hole I lay back and weep in ecstasy. She leads me to my cage where I patiently await my next treat. Please eat and become full I whisper, I need my treats.

[Anonymous No.15306415]

Idlis and chapatis with chutney and sambar

[Anonymous No.15307142]

>>15304459
It's not about the money now, it's about the thrill.

[Anonymous No.15307235]

>>15301074
I had chicken liver pate on toast with poached eggs for breakfast. Was really good

[Anonymous No.15307985]

beef stroganoff for breakfast
cape cod brand salt and vinegar chips for lunch.

[Anonymous No.15308130]

one small bag of cheeto
8 liters of instant coffee with a shit ton of milk and sugar

gonna eat 15 sausages at exactly 4AM

[Anonymous No.15308169]

been too depressed to eat past couple weeks

[Anonymous No.15308213]

>>15301090
Or hers

[Anonymous No.15308220]

>>15301115
He used to

[Anonymous No.15308342]

>>15306225
Brilliant

[Anonymous No.15308864]

>>15301074
i ate pic related

[Anonymous No.15308932]

had this tasty cake

[Anonymous No.15308989]

>>15301115

[Anonymous No.15309015]

>>15301074
Breakfast Burrito w/ Coffee (black)
Peanut Butter sandwich
Meatballs
Water x 2 gallons
Wild Turkey 101 x 24 oz

[Anonymous No.15309061]

Entire 18 inch pepperoni pizza and half a box of wine

[Anonymous No.15309386]

Black coffee
Coke Zero
OMAD

[Anonymous No.15309406]

>>15304195
Most people don't work hard enough to burn 1k calories a day. It usually is 100-300 on average, which is why it is important to stay active and on your feet throughout the day, instead of sitting down.

>>15302790
You need to burn 3500 calories to lose 1 pound. As long as he's burning at least 500 calories a day that is 1 pound a week.

[Anonymous No.15309412]

>>15309015
>Update
>peanut butter
are you bulking?

[Anonymous No.15309465]

>>15301074
Pic related and some pancakes later

[Anonymous No.15309722]

>>15302111
checked hoping for better times, anon