/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15300618]

ITT: the absolute worst alcohol you've ever encountered

[Anonymous No.15300626]

>>15300618
Cherry Skol

[Anonymous No.15300635]

[Anonymous No.15300642]

>>15300618
Around $9.99 for 1.75L

[Anonymous No.15300644]

Gin

[Anonymous No.15300647]

>>15300618
Skol is one of the best bottom shelf vodkas out there. Come back after trying Popov or whatever $7/handle off brand stuff they carry at your local CVS.

[Anonymous No.15300687]

>>15300618
Crystal Palace vodka makes anything it touches taste like gasoline, and not the good kind.

[Anonymous No.15300711]

>>15300618
Ernest and Jullio Gallo - Anything. Including all their bum wines.

[Anonymous No.15300759]

This is the only liquor I've ever had that gave me a headache. Foul stuff

[Anonymous No.15300773]

>>15300711
>Obligatory

[Anonymous No.15300787]

>>15300647
I'd throw a bone to the two on the right, and give the curly haired one a pearl necklace.

[Anonymous No.15300809]

>>15300647
Mmmm the titters on that blue shirt slag are nice. VERY nice

[Anonymous No.15300816]

Yamazaki 18

[Anonymous No.15300815]

>>15300618

[Anonymous No.15300819]

>>15300618
never had the vodka. I'd just stick to their bandits instead

[Anonymous No.15300820]

>>15300618
Skol and Stroh's beer

[Anonymous No.15300827]

Simply the smell makes me revolt inside

[Anonymous No.15300831]

>>15300647
2134

[Anonymous No.15300843]

>>15300827
Gin smells and tastes like bug spray to me

[Anonymous No.15300922]

cheap vodka reminds me of pool water

[Anonymous No.15300940]

[Anonymous No.15300944]

>>15300618
i'm muslim so i never drank any alcohol in my entire life bros

[Anonymous No.15300945]

>>15300618
*blocks your path*
worst shit ever. it tastes like rotten bananas and dirty medical wastebaskets. doubtful its even 40% alcohol. No mixer can hide the overpowering taste of horror

[Anonymous No.15300950]

>>15300944
based and islampilled

[Anonymous No.15300961]

>>15300944
You're better off without it. I drink like a fish and usually end up regretting it from saying or doing some stupid shit while drunk.

[Anonymous No.15300975]

>>15300944
I dont get you guys. Youre promised 70 virgins for a suicide bombing, but you go to hell for having a drink

[Anonymous No.15300983]

>>15300922
Whats the context to this image?

[Anonymous No.15300984]

>>15300815
what? that's really good and not over powered like other flavored whiskeys

[Anonymous No.15300986]

>>15300975
>Youre promised 70 virgins for a suicide bombing
I don't believe this, but lets keep religion out of /ck/ nobody wants that, just act like a decent human being and I will too

[Anonymous No.15300991]

>>15300647
Popov is far better though what the FUCK did you mean by this?

[Anonymous No.15300995]

any tequila. sorry i'm just white and i don't like to pretend i'm from south of the border

[Anonymous No.15300996]

>>15300986
>lets keep religion out of /ck/ nobody wants that
You literally came into a thread you know nothing about just to tell everyone that you're muslim.

[Anonymous No.15301012]

>>15300996
Agree 100%.

[Anonymous No.15301020]

>>15300996
You're just too hung up on the word muslim like some incel. The same shit happens to women online when they reveal they're a girl and sudenly all guys are like "WHY DO U TELL US URE A GIRL WE DONT CARE!" like dude.. calm the fuck down, you wouldn't be so triggered if he said he was christian. Your brain is programmed like a sheep

[Anonymous No.15301029]

>>15301020
i would like to see more people being proud of being christian. there's 2000 years of history there, almost. that's nothing to just scoff at like so many do online. most people were atheists back in the old days and had to let everyone know about it as if that made them cool

[Anonymous No.15301031]

>>15300996
for fucks sake dude why did you have to ruin this thread?

[Anonymous No.15301043]

>>15300986
>just act like a decent human being and I will too
what if i don't, are you gonna blow yourself up?

[Anonymous No.15301066]

>>15300991
Popov is Taaka tier, and basically undrinkable even for a full blown alcoholic. The biggest problem with cheap vodka is how inconsistent it is, and Skol is actually pretty good about that, and doesn't taste like gasoline.

[Anonymous No.15301079]

[Anonymous No.15301081]

>>15301066
both are haram

[Anonymous No.15301097]

I'm a Christian, so I drink some. By the way don't talk anymore about me being Christian in this thread. I just came in here to tell you I'm Christian.

[Anonymous No.15301116]

>>15301097
How to easily trigger people on 4chan
Mention Islam or Muslims
Wait
????
PROFIT

[Anonymous No.15301125]

>>15300618
this thread is haram, close it brother or we will do it

[Anonymous No.15301175]

>>15300618
How does Tito's Vodka rate?

[Anonymous No.15301179]

>>15301116
I'm fine with Muslims. My favorite uncle is Muslim, and he's a really swell guy. I just don't like fuckheads.

[Anonymous No.15301191]

>>15301179
>My favorite uncle is Muslim
are you gonna blow up any moment now? filthy mudslime

[Anonymous No.15301204]

>>15301175
Bert Kreischer seems to love the stuff. It's his go-to vodka.

[Anonymous No.15301209]

[Anonymous No.15301214]

>>15300815

>smoked maple flavor

Easy pass on that one

[Anonymous No.15301216]

>>15301175
Drinking it now. Costs twice as much as Svedka and its not any bettrr

[Anonymous No.15301234]

>>15300983
It is a webm.

[Anonymous No.15301236]

>>15301204
Bert is retarded though and had a deal with Titos. The nigga was drinking a gallon of koolaid a day, and he runs while drinking wine. He also fucks dogs.

I prefer Reyka vodka, similar price point but it actually has flavor.

[Anonymous No.15301238]

>>15301081
all alcohol is haram habibi

[Anonymous No.15301243]

>>15301175
It's the new Grey Goose, which is to say, it's lower middle shelf quality sold at upper middle shelf prices. People just buy it for the name recognition.

[Anonymous No.15301271]

>>15301238

Alcohol itself is not haram, the consumption thereof is

[Anonymous No.15301298]

>>15301216
>>15301243
>>15301204
what do you recommend for someone who mixes it with some sweetened cut cranberry juice as a depressed baby with wine mom spinster tastes

[Anonymous No.15301303]

>>15301298
suicide

[Anonymous No.15301314]

>>15301298
Skol or Seagram's.

[Anonymous No.15301315]

>>15301303
damn this looks pretty good ill try it thx

[Anonymous No.15301322]

>>15301271
true

[Anonymous No.15301323]

>>15301315
yo that suicide shot looks pretty neat, thanks to the anon who recommended it!

[Anonymous No.15301327]

Not even a contest. I'll take every thick ass cloudy handle of vodka before a sip of this shit again

[Anonymous No.15301334]

>>15301204
that's called a sponsorship and regardless why in the love of god would take an endorsement from that faggot as something positive

[Anonymous No.15301346]

>>15300995
you should try Hornitos. it the only one i can drink . very smoth

[Anonymous No.15301359]

>>15300984
The scent reminds me of a diabetics stale piss. The worst aftertaste. I spilled a drop of it on the table or a napkin and the room had that awful not-quite-maple smell linger.

[Anonymous No.15301362]

>>15301066
Skol seems to give me wicked DTs that i don't get if i drink something aged like whiskey. hangover yea, some shakes but nothing like hell i experince after Skol

[Anonymous No.15301366]

>>15301204
Bert is an alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.15301377]

>>15301298
Sams club or costco brand. If you dont have acesss Svedka

[Anonymous No.15301384]

>>15301362
I go through 3 handles a week and have never experienced DTs.

[Anonymous No.15301385]

>>15301327
you gotta get the 100 proof. same with wild turkey 101 they're noticeably better

[Anonymous No.15301387]

>>15301204
>e-c*lebs

[Anonymous No.15301391]

You guys are actually posting stuff that has went through some sort of quality control. Worst thing I've ever drunk was definitely some sort śliwowica I got from my russian friends.

The taste had a hint of plum and was heavy on turbentine and higher alcohols. The stuff was almost blindingly bad, could not use it for mixing or drink neat either. I bet the distillerist was out to kill people.

[Anonymous No.15301394]

>>15301359
just reminds me of maple bacon

[Anonymous No.15301413]

>>15301391
>stuff that has went through some sort of quality control
How about pic related?

[Anonymous No.15301414]

>>15301204
i really dislike this guy

[Anonymous No.15301443]

>>15301387
He's a stand up comedian, and while he's pretty fucking cringe, don't put him on the same level as the e-celeb garbage.

[Anonymous No.15301463]

>>15301387
You know that he has multiple comedy specials, a show on Netflix with other comedians, multiple tv shows, and a movie loosely inspired by his college days at Florida State, right? The fact that podcasting has become a huge thing ever since Rogan, Burr, and Maron blew it up is secondary.

[Anonymous No.15301467]

>>15301413
I have strict no-drink policy on obvious boot-leg or home industry asian alcohols. It is only a matter of time a poisonous drink will get to you.

That said I would like to try one of those snake-in-a-bottle booze bottles one day, maybe.

[Anonymous No.15301475]

easy

[Anonymous No.15301476]

>>15300642
this is actually the worst. When I was an alcohol I sampled just about all of the $10 handles and poland spring has the weirdest taste to it that there is just no explaining.

[Anonymous No.15301490]

>>15301384
give it awhile, you'll learn. uncontrollably shaking so hard you can tear muscles as you drown in a pool of your own sweat while you phase in and out of reality not being able to tell if you dreaming or awake because you haven't sleept more then 5min in the last week , blood pressure so high that your eyeballs are pulsing and your retinas are tearing off so you start to see shadows which only adds to the terrifing paranoia and confusion and audible hallucinations, alcoholic neropty cause large part of you body to experince numbness if you ar lucky or piercing pain becaause you washed away the laying protecting you nerves and all this can go on for weeks even months and don't forget the alchol induced hepatitis

[Anonymous No.15301514]

>>15301490
Oh, I know it's not nice. I just haven't gone more than 20 hours without a drink in the past decade. I also don't really understand how different liquors are supposed to give you different withdrawals. Hangovers, sure, but not withdrawals.

[Anonymous No.15301515]

>>15301391
you got to try moonshine made with sugar water a 48 hour turbo yeast that has clay in it to help clarify it. it was so fucking bad my body oder actually changed for a few weeks after drinking it

[Anonymous No.15301531]

>>15300759
>>15300618
These images are actually making me feel ill

[Anonymous No.15301555]

>>15301514
more impurities make it harder for the body to process, age alcohol has time for the highly volatile components to gas off

[Anonymous No.15301554]

>>15301079
I remember drinking a bottle of this with my ex and she got so drunk she wanted me to eat her ass

[Anonymous No.15301569]

>>15301554
well?

[Anonymous No.15301594]

>>15301346
will do

[Anonymous No.15301595]

>>15300647
4>3>>2>>>>>>>>>>>>>1

[Anonymous No.15301616]

>>15301569
I did it but desu I'd rather she eat my ass instead. It seemed like it felt really good

[Anonymous No.15301653]

>>15301243
>vodka
>shelf
The only thing that separates vodka is marketing. As long as you aren't buying poorly filtered/distilled bottom of the barrel swill, it is all the same. You can't fuck up something that is literally tasteless by definition. It is strictly a mixture of water and ethanol, nothing else.

[Anonymous No.15301678]

>>15301020
>You're just too hung up on the word muslim like some incel.
Is being hung up on Muslims what incels are known for? Because I'm pretty sure it's not.

>The same shit happens to women online when they reveal they're a girl and sudenly all guys are like "WHY DO U TELL US URE A GIRL WE DONT CARE!"
It's a shame that you're not smart enough to realize why that's a false analogy. A more apt analogy would be a guy walking into a car dealership and telling the salesman "I don't drive. I'm legally blind. I just came inside to let you know that I'mblind and, therefore, can't drive.". A Muslim guy came into a thread about alcohol solely to comment that he's Muslim and therefore doesn't drink. He didn't come to say, "I'm Muslim and don't drink, but what am I missing?" or even "I'm Muslim and don't drink and here's why I think it's a better way to live.". He JUST came to say that he's Muslim and has nothing of value to contribute to the conversation.

>like dude.. calm the fuck down, you wouldn't be so triggered if he said he was christian. Your brain is programmed like a sheep
Your message came across as far more triggered than the one you replied to. Also, again, that's a false analogy. Christianity, first of all, doesn't prohibit alcohol consumption (at least, most denominations don't). Second of all, if he came in and mentioned that he was Christian and it was completely irrelevant to any comments that he made, people would make fun of him (that's where the "I'm gay; not sure if that matters" meme comes from). Lastly, your entire post is just ad hominems and false analogies and, when you do that, you're the one who looks stupid.

[Anonymous No.15301728]

>>15301653
You know there are people here who actually drink, right?

[Anonymous No.15301743]

>>15300944
We don't care and go back to eating goat eyes bro

[Anonymous No.15301754]

>>15300944
Honestly you're better off without it. I've had some fun times drinking, but most of the problems in my life are a result of alcohol. It really isn't worth it.

[Anonymous No.15301759]

>>15301475
I'm told Club Havana's even worse

[Anonymous No.15301771]

>>15300996
Explosive post there Muhammed

[Anonymous No.15301967]

90% of $20 flavored vodkas are worse than your average $12 plastic handle. The vodka they use is already gross, but cutting it with corn syrup and synthetic raspberry marshmallow "extract" isn't doing it any favors.

[Anonymous No.15301977]

>>15300618
Somehow worse than Frosty Jacks.

[Anonymous No.15302086]

>>15300618
53 oz baltika no. 9. Horrific.

[Anonymous No.15302095]

>>15300944
Never too late to start, mozzie

[Anonymous No.15302098]

>>15301490

as someone who has expeienced opiate withdrawal and alcohol withdrawal I'd rather wake up dopesick every day of my life than deal with alcohol withdrawal again. The fucking anxiety, paranoia, audio and visual hallucinations, shacking, high blood pressure... jesus fuck that stuff.

[Anonymous No.15302103]

>>15301204
I used to hate this guy, then I found out he's a giant racist so he's alright with me

[Anonymous No.15302133]

You nigs have never nogged until you had this shit. Was my preferred purchase when I was really deep on a college budget

[Anonymous No.15302150]

>>15302098
same and strongly agree. Opiate withdrawal can be midagated also with a few simple tricks. DTs if you can even manage to eat it will prbably be soup but good fucking luck getting into your face because you're shaking so hard

[Anonymous No.15302157]

>>15302133
Memories~

[Anonymous No.15302232]

Went to Main Event with some co-workers, one girl kept getting shots of this and it was so foul. We ended up getting cut off, and then kicked out at 6pm on a Tuesday night, after consuming an ungodly amount of pineapple bacardi and green tea shots.

[Anonymous No.15302251]

>>15301079
I had a dream about whipped cream flavored vodka once. Very strange dream, sensual. Had no idea such a spirit existed in the material world.

[Anonymous No.15302278]

>>15302251
Do yourself a favor and just let it exist in your head as a nice dream.

[Anonymous No.15302296]

>>15300647
2 > 3 >> 1 >>> 4

[Anonymous No.15302314]

>>15301236
this is the best vodka for the money in the entire world. its better than crap goose and three olive piss.

[Anonymous No.15302320]

>>15301043
It would be extremely painful.

[Anonymous No.15302646]

>>15302133
I was going to post this too. I used to drink a lot in college, like 15-25 drinks on a Tuesday night as a warm up to the weekend style drinking. I almost actually died drinking this and 4lokos one night.

[Anonymous No.15302689]

>>15300618

[Anonymous No.15302697]

[Anonymous No.15302794]

>>15302697
Blessed cat litter bottle

[Anonymous No.15302798]

>>15300618
Waste of money and I didn't pay a whole lot for it.

[Anonymous No.15302868]

>>15300618
whipped cream flavored vodka
gin.

[Anonymous No.15302890]

>>15300944
it was the best of drugs. it was the worst of drugs.

[Anonymous No.15302903]

>>15301020
it would be like a thread about guys talking about jacking off and a girl coming into the thread and saying "im a girl and dont have a penis so i dunno what jacking off feels like, brahs"

[Anonymous No.15302914]

>>15301678
underrated and based

[Anonymous No.15302974]

>>15302697
This has been posted so many times I don't understand how anyone still finds any humor in it. You realize that most people here are posting things they've actually had, right?

[Anonymous No.15302982]

Had a chinese alcohol that was so horrible that I vomited after a single shot. Don't buy chinese alcohol.

[Anonymous No.15303015]

>>15302982
Was it this >>15301413
I enjoy a lot of bitter Italian liqueurs, and anise/wormwood stuff, and pomace brandy, and Islay whiskey that people describe as band aid flavored, but holy shit, baijiu is one of the most disgusting things I've ever tasted.

[Anonymous No.15303026]

>>15301020
nigger where the fuck do you think you are? perhaps >>>/reddit/ would be more suitable for a faggot like you

[Anonymous No.15303028]

I sucked dicks and I ain't gay

[Anonymous No.15303033]

>>15302098
>>15302150
weak little fags right here everyone

[Anonymous No.15303034]

Got a fifth of this once at Sniths when it was on sale for $3.50. Me and my gf beat the shit out of each other all night and woke up with the mother of all hangovers

[Anonymous No.15303038]

Bought some weird buffalo grass vodka from a chink in Berlin that was pretty grim...

[Anonymous No.15303040]

>>15303015
Wasn't that but it was probably similar. Fucking disgusting in a way I can't even describe.

[Anonymous No.15303048]

>>15300647
4 > 2 > 3 > 1 is the obvious answer here

[Anonymous No.15303050]

>>15301475
absolutely diabolical

[Anonymous No.15303054]

>>15300618
Burnett's

[Anonymous No.15303065]

>>15303054
You're talking high dollar for a hobo

[Anonymous No.15303070]

>>15302798
This shit is honestly higher grade than anything I've drank in over a year

[Anonymous No.15303076]

>>15301413
That stuff is actually at the higher end when it comes to chink booze
The cheaper ones are where it gets real bad

[Anonymous No.15303086]

Friendly reminder that vodka is not fit for human consumption.

[Anonymous No.15303096]

>>15300945
I don’t get it. How do you manage to fuck up vodka? It’s the simplest liquor in the world.

[Anonymous No.15303100]

Grappa (forgot which brand I had) is an unaged Italian brandy distilled from the crap left over from wine production. Nasty.

[Anonymous No.15303109]

Caldwells and Rubinoff Vodka aka cheap as fuck for a handle when you are underage

[Anonymous No.15303115]

not sure why this hasn't been posted.

it's actually fun to break out at parties to prove one's mettle, or an interesting challenge for a bartender/cocktail maker to make a cocktail with it that doesn't simply mask its flavor. i've actually had some pretty impressive malort cocktails

[Anonymous No.15303140]

>>15303096
skimping on filters and distillation processes

[Anonymous No.15303164]

>>15303115
>not sure why this hasn't been posted
>fun to break out at parties to prove one's mettle
Because Malort is reddit joke liquor. People only buy it to watch their friends react while pretending like is some "real Chi-town" right of passage. I don't usually call food items memes, but Malort is literally meme liquor. It's neither interesting or complex, nor overwhelmingly disgusting; it's just, "haha, wormwood and grapefruit! so bitter! amiright bro!"

[Anonymous No.15303192]

>>15301298
Sobieski or Wódka. Most Polish vodkas are very competitively priced, minus Chopin and Belvedere.

[Anonymous No.15303203]

>>15302296
This is the right answer

[Anonymous No.15303204]

>>15303164
I guess that's fair; it's totally a gimmick but it's a fun gimmick. You're right that it's a meme, but I fail to see what's wrong with that. Plus, like I said, it's a fun challenge when you have bartender friends and like to see what can be done with it.

That said, yeah, it's not the worst thing I've ever drank; it's not that bad.

[Anonymous No.15303211]

>>15300618
Not even memeing. This is the most vile alcohol

[Anonymous No.15303225]

>>15302794
looks lika a anti freeze bottle to me

[Anonymous No.15303238]

>>15303033
>t. prefers meth withdrawals

[Anonymous No.15303240]

>>15300618
window cleaner

[Anonymous No.15303273]

>>15303238
Meth withdrawals are easy. You just sleep for like 4 days straight and then you're good. It's nothing like what you get when you're trying to quit opiates or benzos

[Anonymous No.15303274]

>>15303273
Oh, and you eat voraciously and gain a ton of weight

[Anonymous No.15303732]

>>15303048
I agree

[Anonymous No.15303798]

>>15300618
This motherfucker right here. For a 1L bottle, the exchange rate from Argie pesos to US dollars is... somewhere between 1 and 2 dollars. First time drinking in general beyond parents offering to let me taste a sip of wine was with this shit, and now my body responds violently to any vodka at all.

>be 15 or 16
>fix friend's computer
>"Bruh how much I owe you?"
>nah, first time's free, just don't let it get fucked like this again, I explained how
>"Fine, if you won't take money, then I know"
>demands to take me with his family to eat pizza
>Sure, whatever, if you insist
>Go out and eat pizza with his family
>On the way back home, has his mother stop at a store, we go in
>Grabs a bottle of this fucker
>Nobody cards here so whatever, I've bought beer for my uncle before
>Get back to his place, get up on his fucking roof via his balcony
>Opens the bottle
>I remember it smelling absolutely identically to my sister's nail polish remover
>He fills two entire glasses
>"CHEERS BRO"
>Choke that shit down, it's god awful, holy shit, but I gotta because otherwise I'm a pussy, right?
>15 minutes later
>The fucking bottle is empty
>Start not feeling so hot
>15 more minutes later
>Lost my shit
>Crying for no reason
>Friend drunkenly tries to console, punch friend for no reason, loud fight, younger brother runs onto balcony and breaks the scuffle up
>Cry some more
>Laugh some more
>I'm sleepy
>Have to be helped down a flight of stairs or I'll die
>Collapse on some blankets on the floor
>Woken up at 5AM by the most god awful stomach ache I will ever experience in my life, alongside a killer headache and every muscle in my body feeling sore
>Crawl into bathroom
>Hug toilet
>Puke rapidly evacuates my body through every hole in my face
>Pick pieces of half-digested peppers out of my nostrils
>Wash my mouth out
>Leave without saying a word, catch a bus back home

If I taste vodka now I involuntarily dry heave. I'm not even joking, it's not something I can conrol.

[Anonymous No.15303828]

>>15303798
I'm like that with rum. I drank a whole fucking bottle of shitty captain morgan's at my friend's apartment once. Then I proceeded to spend the next five hours in his bathroom. Drifting in and out of consciousness, puking up black fluid while cursing God and wishing for the sweet release death. It was the sickest I've ever been in my entire life, and I honestly wouldn't wish that hell on my worst enemy. I've broken bones before, been hospitalized for intense fevers, and survived car crashes, but nothing compares to how awful I felt that night. It was like my entire being had transformed into pure sick and awfulness. It was so bad that I often wonder if I was going through severe alcohol poisoning and should have gone to the doctor's.

Anyways, I can't drink rum anymore lol

[Anonymous No.15303867]

>>15300827
Imported from the sewer

[Anonymous No.15303995]

>>15301204
bert is a fat unfunny loser. the type of faggot to lie about stories that never happened because he has nothing going on in his life.

[Anonymous No.15304003]

>>15303798
I can't drink whiskey anymore after I drank half a fifth of this and woke up in a pool of my own vomit. It tastes like liquified dirty rubber bands.

[Anonymous No.15304066]

>>15303274
the excessive eating and sleeping from amphetamine withdrawal is actually kinda fun

[Anonymous No.15304069]

>>15300647
1
2
34

[Anonymous No.15304182]

>>15301977
Only this anon has known true pain.

[Anonymous No.15304211]

>>15301327
This and Canadian Club. Also, shit quality mainstream tequilas are made for hangovers from hell.

[Anonymous No.15304284]

>>15300618
This fucker right here ladies and gents.
The most vile spirit I ever had - tastes like shitty vodka but worse, vodka has a clean taste but there was something else mixed in that I can’t nail down.
I think that people buy it mostly based on looks due to the funny cap/hat - but the contents are shit.
Fuck tequilla, at least this one. Vodka and gin are just better and give less of a hangover.
Sierra tequilla manufacturer - if you’re reading this: I hope your family gets kidnapped by a mexican cartel and fucking flayed in the middle of nowhere and then thrown into agave bush to fucking die in the sun

[Anonymous No.15304285]

>>15303100
Good grappa is good

[Anonymous No.15304294]

>>15303211
not even close, nancy boy bitch

[Anonymous No.15304302]

>>15300983
Despite their outwards appearance, most powerlifters and bodybuilders are genuinely nice people. Twig guy is retarded and trying to emasculate them by provoking a violent reacting he thinks fitting of their outwards appearance, but which will never come.

[Anonymous No.15304353]

OK, /trv/ here.
I have some strong contenders.
Mongol horse milk wine (kummis), it smells like horses, tastes like horses and if you tell anyone it's shit they beat you up.
Mixed palinka, where both fruit and vegetables are used. Bonus points if you bought it on the side of the highway.
Ukrainian knock-off vodka, the shit they illegally import to the UK and 80% gets seized but they still make a profit.
The sugar syrup liqueurs they sell in America, pure ethanol, sugar and flavorings. You could just buy vodka and add skittles and it would be bother cheaper and better- capitalists desu.

But the worst liquor I ever drank was J&K "whiskey" from India.
I can't even find a photo of it on the indian internet, but basically it's a commercial mass produce spirit of some kind that is made in a shithole state to avoid tax and sold to retards from Delhi who are on holiday- nobody cares if they get poisoned.
Spent a week out there shooting air rifles with a cool dude i met, gambling with tourists and skidding around the mountain

[Anonymous No.15304360]

>>15304353
Found a photo.
I shit you not I can only find photos in the context of smuggling.
Shit gave me a splitting hangover, I swear to got it's got methanol in it

[Anonymous No.15304366]

[Anonymous No.15304374]

>>15301298
popov but gin works well too

[Anonymous No.15304376]

>>15304360
>>15304353
Real traveller here, the sketchiest stuff, there's no pictures of ,because it doesn't have a brand, and the people who drink it aren't bragging about it

[Anonymous No.15304393]

Is it ok to shoulder cheap crappy shots drunk friends buy for you?

[Re No.15304409]

>>15304284
shivering

[Anonymous No.15304411]

>>15304393
whats wrong with fireball

[Anonymous No.15304433]

>>15304376
We're not counting homebrew here because it wouldn't mean much batch the batch- would not recommend.
Most of the guys on in India started taking tramadol, opium and smack. Fuck that.
Nepal had their betel leaf three panni, Georgia has great chacha, myanmar had palm wine, everyone in the balkands has their version of arak/ouzo.
Laos homebrew was foul and so many of the villagers up north were fucked, I even tried heating a copper wire to try and spot the bad batches.

Been six months sober and proud.
Would recommend the baijou stuff they make in mannipur with the jungle root and the Georgian chacha.

[Anonymous No.15304435]

malt liquor in general

[Anonymous No.15304436]

>>15304393
I just make my own, it's not hard to infuse whiskey with cinnamon

[Anonymous No.15304442]

Smokehead scotch whiskey
Felt like drinking liquid smoke.

[Anonymous No.15304450]

>>15300922
Oddly endearing watching that video, makes me think that most of these gym rats aren't complete dickheads and they just want gains and acceptance.

[Anonymous No.15304488]

>>15303100
I concur, grappa is bad. It’s stuff you drink on a stag do and never again.

[Anonymous No.15304636]

any cheap, sickly-sweet rum or blended whisky but especially pic related

>>15300827
you must be insane

>>15301327
>>15303211
>>15304284
>>15304393
yeah these are pretty bad

>>15302798
are you underage or a woman or something?

[Anonymous No.15304637]

I generally really like scotch, but god this tasted like a fucking tire

[Anonymous No.15304688]

>>15300618
Zhenka is Satan's piss in a plastic jug.

[Anonymous No.15304694]

>>15301116
>draw a picture of the cock-sucker Mohammed

[Anonymous No.15304704]

>>15301175
These people don't know what they're talking about. Titos, being a corn vodka, is naturally milder and sweeter than a potato vodka. It's so sweet I can drink it straight and enjoy it. I think titos is delicious, and has no competition in it's price point.

[Anonymous No.15304716]

>>15301298
>one part oj
>one part vodka
Serve over ice. Bonus points for freshly squeezed juice. Add more oj if you're feeling like a pussy that day.

[Anonymous No.15304717]

Decided to do shots of this one night and ended up drinking an entire 0,5l bottle
My throat hurt for the next three days, felt like a chemical burn of some kind
It's not an issue of ABV either. I've drunk plenty of 80% vodka too and never had this problem

[Anonymous No.15304740]

>>15300618
worst ive ever had

[Anonymous No.15304751]

>>15300618
absolutely terrible

[Anonymous No.15304776]

>>15302232
I like pineapple bacardi.

[Anonymous No.15304853]

>>15304740
>Built-in pourer
Dead giveaway.

[Anonymous No.15304865]

What's your pick for worst soft drink? This shit is really bad.

>>15304751
This combination sounds absolutely abominable. Wow.

[Anonymous No.15304875]

This shit cost 8 dollars for 750ml and put me in a 2 day long barf marathon.

[Anonymous No.15304884]

>>15300940
that aint right

[Anonymous No.15304892]

This fucking dogshit, one shot of it made me nearly vomit on the spot when I was in Prague, the shit is absolutely fucking vile
fuck tuzemak and anyone who enjoys it

>>15303028
fuck you, becherovka is lovely

[Anonymous No.15304904]

>>15301020
guys whats that ticking sound

[Anonymous No.15304975]

>>15303028
wrong

[Anonymous No.15304977]

>>15304975
Actually, according to King Missile, sucking a guy's cock can, under certain rare cirumstances, be straight. Let's say you've gotten into a betting game with a woman, and the bet is that whoever loses has to be the other's sex slave for an entire night...you know, the kind of stuff that happens in Penthouse Forum all the time. And you lose, and the woman makes you have sex with another guy. That's not gay. I don't know exactly why, but it isn't

[Anonymous No.15304988]

>>15304977
It's both gay and simping. Doublebad.

Worst I've had is pic related. A vodka purporting to taste of newly mowed grass.

[Anonymous No.15304999]

>>15301029
Are you stuck in 2005? Atheism is contrarian again you cocksucker.

[Anonymous No.15305005]

>>15304988
I don't make the rules, you're just wrong.

[Anonymous No.15305026]

>>15304988
any hipster (? i think that's what that is. whatever the use of that style is) alcohol is probably going to be shit

[Anonymous No.15305038]

>>15304988
Bro, I’m a Pole and have never seen this stuff in Poland where Wyborowa originates from. They probably launched it in the US after Pernod-Ricard acquired Wybo a few years ago. It sounds really fucking disgusting.

Generally speaking, don’t buy flavoured vodkas of any type except maybe for lemon and grapefruit. My aunt works for one of major distilleries in Poland and considering that US has worse food standards than EU does you really don’t want to be buying the coloured, flavoured alcohol. Not that they are toxic or carcinogenic, but the substances used can increase nausea and hangover.

[Anonymous No.15305427]

>>15300618
I remember mixing up the bottles and getting cheap shieldaig single malt instead of blended scotch
Drinking it was like putting pine ash in my mouth

[Anonymous No.15305479]

A friend brought a bottle of this back from China and made us try it. It tastes like poisoned grain alcohol, the smell was enough to make most people's faces sour.

[Anonymous No.15305505]

>>15303115
>>15303164
My friend's older brother went to school in Chicago and brought back one of these. It tastes kind of like grapefruit to me, definitely more palatable than a lot of bourbons I've tried. This same friend actually got drunk on it one New Years.

[Anonymous No.15305510]

>>15304999
that's exactly what i just said. you people have the reading comprehension skills of a 12 year old. you're probably sexually attracted to that type too

[Anonymous No.15305513]

>>15305479
probably was poisoned. Only buy exported chink shit, never what the locals do. They don't understand an idea of food regulations

[Anonymous No.15305515]

>>15301346
>>15300995
I like Montezuma - it's the cheapest one at wal-mart but i've yet to get a hangover from it and I now prefer drinking it straight over drinking it with margarita mix or something (I may just be an alcoholic, though.)

[Anonymous No.15305527]

don q is terrible

once I left a mix drink in the fridge and it made all the food in there taste bad as well somehow I think

[Anonymous No.15305529]

>>15301475
I buy the shooters all the time because 50% abv gives me the quick fix an alcoholic craves

[Anonymous No.15305530]

>>15300618

[Anonymous No.15305531]

>>15304865
Probably RC Cola from what I remember of the one time I tried it, granted I was a little kid. Hannaford (grocery chain in the Northeast) has this Dr. Pepper knockoff called Dr. Perky which used to taste like really bad bubblegum and cost 69 cents. It's two cents more now and much better.

[Anonymous No.15305538]

>>15305527
forgot pic related

[Anonymous No.15305540]

>>15302646
>drinks a lot
>almost succumbed to a loko

[Anonymous No.15305542]

>>15305530
The mojito version is palatable somehow

[Anonymous No.15305556]

>>15303211
Honestly, anon. You are on to something. Cheap vodka is like nothing compared to cheap tequila.

I know "lol that shit is like lighter fluid!" is a meme. But Cuervo can fairly be compared to gasoline. It stinks like fuel and has a chemical taste. It honestly is truly bad booze.

[Anonymous No.15305559]

>>15300635
Not even close. Benchmark 8 is fine, Popov and other vodkas get way worse.

[Anonymous No.15305567]

>>15303828
>It was so bad that I often wonder if I was going through severe alcohol poisoning

You were.

[Anonymous No.15305573]

>>15305556
Holy fuck, I wrote about the Sierra tequilla earlier but you're spot on - the tequilla had this shitty gasoline hint that is terrible

[Anonymous No.15305808]

>>15304751
This stuff isn't too bad, but it's impossible to drink more than a shot or too just because it's so fucking sweet and syrupy

[Anonymous No.15305812]

>>15304865
I hate most commercial soft drinks, but the worst ones have to be diet coke or orange/grape fanta

[Anonymous No.15305884]

>>15300618
Warm sparkling vodka straight out the bottle. Pic very related.

[Anonymous No.15305894]

>>15301066
??? taaka and popov are good tho? wtf

[Anonymous No.15305950]

for me it's steel reserve, I know people like it but that shit is just awful, I'll drink and enjoy other malt liquors too I'm not a snob

[Anonymous No.15305983]

>>15305884
holy shit

[Anonymous No.15305994]

>>15305038
>don’t buy flavoured vodkas of any type except maybe for lemon and grapefruit
bison grass vodka is the only flavored vodka I respect
unless we also count gin, which is also basically flavored vodka

[Anonymous No.15306019]

this shit was vile, tasted like it had 60% ABV, when in reality it's only like 20% and it looked like denatured alcohol
I was drinking it with the boys alongside my uncle's elder syrup-based moonshine which tasted milder despire being several times stronger

[Anonymous No.15306116]

This fucking shit
vomit in a can

[Anonymous No.15306141]

>>15304904
My mechanical wrist watch

[Anonymous No.15306154]

>>15300940
I've had Military Special rum before. It tasted like nail polish remover mixed with a touch of molasses.

[Anonymous No.15306197]

>>15306116
>on pije foxa

[Anonymous No.15306234]

>>15301475
At spring break one year I had a bottle of this that a girl bumped into and shattered. I wasn't even mad about losing the alcohol that it was so bad but I took the opportunity squeeze my 15 bucks back out of her.

[Anonymous No.15306391]

>>15304294
no paco, you are the nancy boy for cucking to disgusting alcohol

[Anonymous No.15306396]

>>15305556
>gasoline
exactly friend. it's fucking disgusting and Mezcal takes it to an even worse level

[Anonymous No.15306397]

>>15306019
>15% ABV

wtf

[Anonymous No.15306461]

>>15304393
Fireball is god tier with mixed drinks. Fireball whisky and cokes are pure kino.

[Anonymous No.15306821]

>>15305531
Haven't been to Hannaford's in a hot second. Used to go often when I lived in VT.

[Anonymous No.15307420]

>>15304411
It's just taaka vodka with redhots mixed in

[Anonymous No.15307478]

>>15300944
it's not that great desu. Stick to tea, coffee and cigarettes like I, kaffir, do

[Anonymous No.15307521]

>>15300618
Fleichman's vodka, it's just rubbing alcohol.

[Anonymous No.15307549]

I like Denaka, it's cheap as fuck and nasty warm but mostly bearable when ice cold.

[Anonymous No.15307625]

I can't smell this shit without throwing up.

[Anonymous No.15307879]

>>15302689
ya

[Anonymous No.15307903]

>>15301066
Anon, your post confused me so much. So much in fact that I found this video of an alcohol expert venerating the quality of popov

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCrKjZrg-eA

[Anonymous No.15307915]

>>15307903
>alcohol expert
I am an alcohol expert and trust my own experience and judgment more than some clickbait shit.

[Anonymous No.15307966]

[Anonymous No.15307978]

Oh look another alcohol thread :/

[Anonymous No.15308063]

>>15300711
Bullshit. Erk and Jerk is downright delightful compared to any other domestic brandy.

[Anonymous No.15308080]

>>15307978
Oh look a masive faggot

[Anonymous No.15308088]

>>15307978
oh look another tranny

[Anonymous No.15308110]

>>15300618
Without a doubt, MAUI BLUE. This GodAwful concoction is little more than Berry-Blue Kool-aid mixed with enough sugar to make it a syrup, then the cheapest grade, rotgut vodka added to it.
It is a 180° difference from Midori, which was an Ambrosia.

[Anonymous No.15308121]

>>15300642
Fun Fact: run ANY of these cheap handles through a Brita filter pitcher 4 X and you have...
KETTLE ONE.

[Anonymous No.15308139]

>>15301678
>got'em this hard
fuck dude, you didn't have to set the corpse on fire afterwards...

[Anonymous No.15308191]

>>15302133
This shit is fucking heinous. I'd dilute it down 1:1 with water, and it had the worst taste of grain alcohol I've seen.
>>15303100
Absolutely fucking disgusting, worst alcohol I've had. Including Everclear and Stillhouse.

[Anonymous No.15308199]

>>15307978
Booze is a food

[Anonymous No.15308646]

>>15300940
How is there no pee in ant of those, yet they aren't in the trash?

[Anonymous No.15308773]

>>15308121
that is just not true. it wont pull out the nasty shit like acetone

[Anonymous No.15308783]

>>15308773
sweaty there's no acetone in vodka

[Anonymous No.15308821]

>>15301236
basrd reyka enjoyer. best vodka available for cocktails and for drinking straight. love a martini with this

[Anonymous No.15308834]

>>15304393
This was all I drank freshman year in college. I literally cannot drink it anymore. Fuck, I get disgusted just looking at this image.

[Anonymous No.15308865]

>>15300618
>>15303798
Also Argie
2 years ago a friend brought this bottle, nobody even tried to touch it so I kept it because why not. Pretty sure it tastes like absolute dogshit.
Do you recognize it? I literally can't find it on the internet

[Anonymous No.15309255]

hard alcohol: jager (wow, people drink this)
others: american lager (esp. PBR, thats vile)

to measure me against:
best: germain robin alembic brandy
others: red rock ale, triple rock brewery, Berkeley.

[Anonymous No.15309262]

gin. any gin. tastes like your drinking pine cones.

[Anonymous No.15309337]

>>15307966
Came here to post this. used to date a fat czech girl and this is all she ever wanted to drink. It was physically painful.

[Anonymous No.15309486]

>>15301678
>>15308139
lol

[Anonymous No.15309548]

>>15309262
that's true. except pic related is fucking delicious. It's more like drinking a bouquet of flowers. I drink it on the rocks or maybe with some fresh fruit in it, like Kiwi is really nice or a slice of overripe, very juicy pear.

[bruce3434 fan !STALLMANtk No.15309568]

for me it's four loko, retard state edition. Doesn't get you as drunk as the stuff you get up in Kentucky but still makes you a piece of shit for buying it

[Anonymous No.15309628]

>>15304069
good reference to that one ragebait screencap

[Anonymous No.15309651]

>>15304450
>>15304302
You're both wrong. No one thought the gym rats were aggressive guys in the first place; anyone who has been near a gym knows that. The joke is that the skinny guy understands this and is aggro-ing them, which is very funny.

[Anonymous No.15309672]

>>15301020
you're absolutely right; we'll all be having a nice thread and then some woman will show up and be like "I'M A WOMAN" and the whole thread goes to shit because she needs attention because she just couldn't be anon like everyone else. I guess some muslims are like this too. anyway, good post.

[bruce3434 fan !STALLMANtk No.15309675]

>>15309672
are you a woman

[Anonymous No.15309682]

>>15309675
i mean... biologically or? ...

[bruce3434 fan !STALLMANtk No.15309693]

>>15309682
normal lookin' woman style boobs?
Like I got man boobs but I want to see some normal titties from a person I can talk to

[Anonymous No.15309718]

>>15309693
>I want to see some normal titties from a person I can talk to
those are pretty widely available outdoors

[bruce3434 fan !STALLMANtk No.15309720]

>>15309718
I don't mean talk to in person, too risky.
Those people can see my ogrish appearance and won't be willing to show me those boobs.

[Anonymous No.15309748]

>>15309720
well judging by your tripcode, you're a fan of free software and the .tk TLD
women do appreciate a man who is thrifty??

[bruce3434 fan !STALLMANtk No.15309750]

>>15309748
oy vey!

[Anonymous No.15309755]

>>15300773
Shit does the trick.

[Anonymous No.15309786]

>>15302133
Due to insane liquor laws in place here in Minnesota this shit can't actually be sold in stores. Never had this one but I have had the 151 proof version and that was already disgusting enough. Can't imagine what the genuine article is like.

[Anonymous No.15309820]

the liver metabolizes 1 alcoholic drink in 1 hour.

you can drink as much as you can handle within 1 hour with no significant liver damage.

[bruce3434 fan !STALLMANtk No.15309827]

>>15309820
what if I drink 8 drinks in 1 hour

[Anonymous No.15309835]

>>15309827
your liver still only processes 1 drink. think about it.

[Anonymous No.15309837]

>>15300827
Yep

[bruce3434 fan !STALLMANtk No.15309843]

>>15309835
Yeah my peabrain is catching up. So if I chug a big ass drink I'm good if I wait an hour before another?

[Anonymous No.15309866]

>>15309843
no, you only have an hour. your liver processes 1 drink per hour.

[bruce3434 fan !STALLMANtk No.15309874]

>>15309866
Yeah so like I make a fuckin huge drink and take 55 minutes to drink it, I'm ok to get a new one after 5 mins (or after 1 hour)?
I drank my couple of four lokos and now I stole the bottle of Malibu rum my mom keeps (and I replace after I drink it)
If I can drink the whole bottle in 1 hour I'm golden yeah?

[Anonymous No.15309880]

>>15300618

[Anonymous No.15309904]

>>15309866
yea but like what if my liver is like 3 times the size of any tiny baby doctor liver?

[Anonymous No.15309906]

>>15309874
you took too long.. 1 hour.

[Anonymous No.15309917]

>>15309904
three times the liver processing power.. that is quite a liver.

[bruce3434 fan !STALLMANtk No.15309923]

>>15309917
average humans are fuckin pathetic, lmao

[Anonymous No.15309960]

>>15308865
I have no clue where the fuck you got that from, never heard of it, much less seen it on a store shelf. Also, two things;
>Elaborado por: [...] 9 de Abril - Prov. de Bs. As.
That's more or less La Matanza. I wouldn't touch that shit with Peron's bony hands on the end of a 20 foot pole.
>Ingredientes: agua, alcohol de cerales
>cerales
Never the literal typo on the ingredients list, that's not really vodka. It's barely-food-grade ethanol of the most economically cut-throat provenance diluted with whatever tap water the bottling plant has, which given it's geographical location, probably doesn't qualify as potable in most of the developed world. Good thing all the alcohol kills the germs, shame that the same can't be said of the taste. If you bought a bottle of Purocol from the corner store and mixed it with the shit from your sink, in roughly 1 part and 2 parts respectively, you have the contents of that bottle.

[Anonymous No.15309995]

>>15303115
Malort's honestly not that bad as a shot; it's certainly not a sipping liquor but it's eminently manageable if you're accustomed to bitter flavors.

[Anonymous No.15310008]

>>15304393
Had a friend in college for whom this was the drink of choice; tried some at one point and vowed never to drink it again. It's like if the worst cinnamon candy you've ever eaten also had a horrible alcohol burn and left its taste in your mouth for three hours.

[Anonymous No.15310019]

I hope everyone ITT learned their lesson drinking the cheapest possible garbage

[Anonymous No.15310027]

>>15309337
Did she give sloppy bj?

[Anonymous No.15310133]

>>15300922
tfw ur so autistic u wud freeze up n just stare vacantly n everyone calls u a serial killer after that

[Anonymous No.15310193]

>>15300944
beer tastes great
try some zero alcohol beers if you can

[Anonymous No.15310454]

[Anonymous No.15310459]

>>15300983
Autism

[Anonymous No.15310473]

this shit is fucking evil
>>15309337
>>15307966
fucking fags
slivovice is nectar

[Anonymous No.15310495]

This garbage. I drink about maybe four to six shots of this junk and not feel even tipsy. I'm not an alcoholic. I hate the taste of alcohol.

[Anonymous No.15310501]

This fucking shit. No longer manufactured, for a very good reason, tasted like rank vermouth and sour berries. On the label it said:
>to be consumed in with people better than yourself. In an emergency you yourself will do fine.

[Anonymous No.15310547]

>>15300986
Reddit post
Nigger

[Anonymous No.15310681]

>>15300618
Known colloquially as Hood Rat Drink

[Anonymous No.15310762]

I almost died drinking this once, maybe there was something wrong with the bottle or it is just weird trash.

[Anonymous No.15310979]

>>15310495
>I hate the taste of alcohol.
it could have something to do with the fact that you drink vile shit like this
just mix some decent midshelf vodka like Sobieski with orange juice or drink some nice white wine, there's no need to punish yourself

[Anonymous No.15311459]

>>15310681
>hood rat drink
>has a nazi reichsadler eagle on it

uh based?

[Anonymous No.15311579]

smirnoff
do i even need to explain

[Anonymous No.15311663]

>>15300618
This shit. I can't find any images of it online. I can't find any information about where it's made on the bottle.

[Anonymous No.15311761]

>>15311663
wait, it does say County Line Distillers, Louisville Kentucky on the back of the neck. I still can't find any pictures of it though.

[Anonymous No.15311812]

>>15305994
i'm genuinely curious: have you ever tasted cannabis buds and did you enjoy the taste or not?

[Anonymous No.15312588]

>>15303038
Are you talking about Żubrówka you fucking retard? That shit is nice, you know.

[Anonymous No.15312666]

>>15308834
For me it was captain Morgan.

[sochu No.15312933]

Bacardi select was absolutely vile

[Anonymous No.15313379]

>>15308110
That color... It looks like windshield wiper fluid.

[Anonymous No.15313451]

>>15300618
Can't find any pictures but if you're in the New England area keep an eye out for Jenkins brand liquors, guaranteed bottom shelf goodness at bargain prices.

[Anonymous No.15313556]

What are the best things to mix vodka with? Proportions?