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Do Amerisharts really?

>> No.15291064

>>15291056
nothing beats fresh corn on the cob in the summertime

>> No.15291080
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>>15291056
I don't even like corn on the cob

>> No.15291109

>>15291056
Really nigga? Corn?

>> No.15291128

>>15291056
Yes

look good

>> No.15291134

>>15291056
Black pepper and paprika or turmeric really elevates it, but it is still good plain old fashioned.

>> No.15291146

>>15291064
This, emphasis on fresh. Corn is one of those vegetables that starts seriously degrading as soon as you pick it. Ideally eat same day as picked.

>> No.15291171

>>15291056
I'm Canadian and we do this as well.

>> No.15291179

>>15291171
This
Tons of fond memories of stopping at a highway stand to grab fresh corn on the way to the cottage

>> No.15291186

the rest of the world has dog shit corn,so i could understand how you'd be confused...

>> No.15291190

>>15291179
Parents used to have us shuck. When I got older, Dad showed the microwave and dunk trick. They just wanted to keep us busy.

>> No.15291200

>>15291186
It's literally hog feed

>> No.15291201

>hot summer day
>spend a Saturday tending the garden, mowing the lawn, doing chores, fixing up the house
>go out around 6:00 and pick a few ears of corn
>shuck them and take off the silk
>boil a large pot of water with a couple of healthy pinches of salt and a good pinch of sugar (minus the sugar if you're raising supersweet varieties of corn)
>drop in the ears
>cook for 2-3 minutes or until mostly tender to a toothpick

Hopefully you've already prepared a butter that has salt, black pepper, and some fresh parsley. As soon as the ears are strained and steamed dry, add them to the plate and absolutely slather with your butter. Eat RIGHT THE FUCK NOW and then have a beer while you continue your BBQ and eventually chow down on burgers, dogs, chicken legs, and fresh salads and sides while you watch the sun set.

>> No.15291216
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>>15291201

>> No.15291223

>>15291200
The corn grown for animal feed isn't the same as the sweet corn that you eat on the cobb.

>> No.15291236

>>15291216
jealousy.jpg
FTFY

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>>15291201

>> No.15291241

>>15291223
Is that supposed to change things?
This is probably why Americans are so okay with high fructose corn syrup.

>> No.15291247

>>15291200
yea,the corn you guys eat....that's why it's shit

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>>15291241
>it's literally hog feed
>it's literally not
>is that supposed to change things?

>> No.15291264

>>15291241
Have you ever even been on a farm? Or to America?

>> No.15291270
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>>15291201

>> No.15291279

>>15291056
The fuck are you talking about faggot. Do Americans what? Eat corn? Yes just like the rest of the goddamn world gen z dunce.
>here it comes, he’s gonna say the line!
>wait for it
>oh shit here it comes!!!
>DO AMERICANS REA..

YOU SOUND LIKE AN ABSOLUTE FAGGOT

>> No.15291282
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>>15291216
>>15291238
>>15291270

>be 24
>get called boomer 3 posts in a row

>> No.15291292
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>>15291201
This man knows how to live

>> No.15291297

>>15291200
Lol that’s hilarious, the poor gullible little eurofag isn’t even aware that good corn exists. He’s never had good corn, he only has access to the shit-tier corn so he thinks that all corn topkek

>> No.15291302

>>15291282
Boomer is a state of mind. It is only an insult when referring to the laissez faire social mentality and hypocritical support of socialism

>> No.15291315

>>15291201
Fuckin’ based. Gotta say though I prefer grilled corn cobs though

>> No.15291318
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>>15291302
I had not considered that.

>> No.15291320

>>15291282
Remember that a boomer is the military's greatest asset. Silent and strong.

>> No.15291327

>>15291241
No fucking way lol. The product of European public education undoubtedly.

>> No.15291331

>>15291315
It's all good, my dude. Boiled and seasoned? Do it. Grilled? Hell yeah. Elotes? You bet your ass, though for me it's a little heavy and distracts from the corn so I don't have them very often.

In-season corn is like in-season tomatoes, you know? You will surprise yourself with how many creative ways you can use them because you know the out-of-season stuff really can't compare.

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You can make pipes out of them!

>> No.15291334

>>15291315
>>15291331
Try grilling fruit this summer if you never have, especially with pork or poultry. Mainly apples and peaches, but feel free to get freaky.

>> No.15291338
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>>15291200
This idiot thinks there is only one type of corn. Think on that for a moment and then we can all laugh at his ridiculously unwarranted sense of self worth and overall stupidity.

>> No.15291341

>>15291331
There are pros and cons to both boiling and grilling. But yes I agree, in season corn is next fuckin’ level, slice it off the cob and put it on/in basically anything.

>> No.15291344

>>15291334
I'm with you! I usually prefer apples done on a stovetop, but I agree with peaches. Another of my favorites is pineapple. Goes great with a large amount of grilled meats, for salsa with spicy peppers, as a topping for vanilla ice cream, and even for the occasional wacky burger.

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anyone else cream their corn?
corn + table cream in a blender then brought to simmer

>> No.15291382

>>15291332
>tried to make bowl out of dried corn cob when i was 13

>Drill right through the side and wrapped the skin between my thumb and forefinger up in the drill

holy fuck,that hurt so bad

>> No.15291385

>>15291344
Haven't done pineapple yet, but intend to. Probably char some bell peppers and do chicken with it. Got an electric cabinet smoker last Xmas, so the grill was underused this year.
Thanks for the ice cream suggestion.

>> No.15291390

>>15291334
I have grilled lemons before, idk why but I just cut one in half and tossed it on to see what would happen. It actually browned/blackened quite nicely, and after I got done eating my chicken I poured maybe 1/2 tbsp honey in the lemon halves and kinda turned them inside out and just took a big bite of the meatiest parts. Sounds retarded(it is), but it tastes pretty nice.

>> No.15291394

>>15291374
I'm not sure why, but I've never been a fan. Even when it's out a season, if I dump a whole can of decent canned corn into a microwavable dish, bring it up to a hot temperature, strain off the water, add butter and seasoning. I know I have a good side. Green beans are stupid versatile, sprouts have a lot of uses, broccoli has more dishes that it's familiar with than corn, etc. It's almost like we expect corn to be more solo, but at the same time it's one of the most satisfying sides with just a few added flavors. Tabbouleh, an addition to chili or a salad, whatever, you can definitely do more with it. But there's rarely a simpler and more satisfying side than buttered corn with some salt and a good amount of black pepper.

>> No.15291395

>>15291382
Should’ve just used a pop can. Alzheimer’s couldn’t be that bad

>> No.15291427

>>15291134
This guy knows what's up. I put the spices in a plate and rub it on with half a lime.

>> No.15291437
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>>15291394
>canned corn into a microwavable dish

>> No.15291442

>>15291109
>>15291279
Corn is terrible for you, no better than junk food. And Americans not only eat this trash on a daily basis, but douse it in butter. Gross.

>> No.15291444

>>15291437
>durr get fresh corn in january
yikes.jpg

>> No.15291445

sour grapes

>> No.15291451

>>15291442
Shut up shit-bird. High fructose corn syrup is bad for you.

>> No.15291471

>>15291334
Grilled limes are the shit for fajitas and margaritas.

>> No.15291484

>>15291442
>Thinks we eat CotC daily
How many days have you spent here, and how many states did you visit?

>> No.15291515

>>15291444
you buy frozen corn in January

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>Brits have a literal wall made of corn
LMAO

>> No.15291582

>>15291374
No but I do cut mine off the cob instead of eating it directly on it.

>> No.15291585

>>15291442
Corn just isn’t really anything retard. You are shamelessly retarded, huh?

>> No.15291618

>>15291171
Do Americans really not understand continents?

>> No.15291621

>eurocucks can't enjoy corn
LMFAO

>> No.15291633

>>15291146
I just froze the sweet corn I grew. I ate some of the ears fresh but you really can only eat so much of it at once.

>> No.15291648
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Is it weird I like canned corn more than frozen?

>> No.15291661

>>15291648
>Americans at it again
Lmao this is why I made this thread, Americans reveal even more insane stuff as time goes on.

>> No.15291677

>>15291661
It's not peas boiled to mush but I like it.

>> No.15291691

>>15291056
This is poor people food. You need to sell it to a corporation for them to process into other foodstuffs which they’ll sell back to you to get fat upon.

>> No.15291692

Do americans really put butter on chicken?

>> No.15291707
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Now Mexico...Mexico knows how to make corn really bad for you. And fucking delicious.

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>>15291692
You're absolutely right we do. Just like in the authentic American dish, кoтлeтa пo-київcьки

>> No.15291728

>>15291648
Kinda, you are paying forr moisture and packaging, and consuming BPA.
Frozen veg and fruit is the best choice unless you buy direct

>> No.15291734

>>15291691
You are definitely and insufferable faggot who has never grown or harvested their own food.

>> No.15291743

>>15291721
Reminder that literally all dishes are American since we own the entire globe.
>InB4, N-Nooo you don't!
America could bomb any nation on Earth, unprovoked, and no-one would do shit

>> No.15291746

>>15291648
no,canned is way better...frozen fucking sucks

>> No.15291933

>>15291707
came here to post this. Elote is the shit. but nothing beats fresh peaches and cream corn on the cob bought straight from the back of a pickup truck manned by a bored 14 year old in early august at like 8 am when it's already muggy and hot as fuck. bonus points if they're selling melons and/or heirloom tomatoes.

I will eat it raw. i will eat 6 ears in a row as a meal. i love corn.

t. born and raised Iowan.

and if any Illinoisers or Hoosiers come in here starting shit trying to say your corn is better I will request that you post your location and drive through the night to come defend my state's honor

>its all we've got