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Merry Christmas Anons.
Lets put it to rest once and for all, Americans suck at making anything approximating to the classic Bong dishes like roasts.
Ergo, their festive dinners are always shit tier trash.
How and why have America failed to adopt the British standard roast?

>> No.15283783
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15283783

I used cake flower in my Yorkshire it didn't rise how I like

>> No.15283789

>>15283778
>Oy why don't you boil your meats to a nice, rubbery grey like we do?

>> No.15283796

They are made to be roasted

>> No.15283797

Lmao you can't even buy beef in your shithole without a licensed

>> No.15283801

In America, I believe ham is the Christman meat. Sliced ham.

>> No.15283811
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>>15283783
Doesn't look too bad tbf Anon. Have a great day.

>>15283801
>In America, I believe ham is the Christman meat. Sliced ham.

I can well believe this, slices of processed, wafer thin ham with extra added water.
The only form of hydration currently available to the residents of Flint Michigan.

>> No.15283835

>>15283811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8mk-XepWR4

>> No.15283837

>>15283801
Baked ziti on christmas eve; Baked ham on christmas day.
That's the tradition with my family, coming from my father's side. Paternal grandmother was 100% Sicilian.

>> No.15283850

>>15283837
>Baked ziti on christmas eve
That sounds bloody lovely.
Never heard of it before (am Bong).
Will give that a go.

>>15283835
Enjoyed this.

>> No.15283856

>>15283837
Sounds nice, my immediate family are joyless tards so there are no such traditions, not even a meal really on the holidays, today I cooked myself eggs for breakfast and will eat a sandwich later. Only time there is special food is if my mom goes over to my cousins, who just have their holiday parties catered with all sorts of shit. I'm starting to understand why holidays are depressing to some as I grow in age, I wish I could meet a cute dickgirl to make new traditions with maybe and have our own place, but I'm just stuck here with my joyless folks as a dumb neet with no money making skills eating luncheon meat.

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>>15283856
Anon, as someone who was brought up with the full traditional thing, sometimes its nice, sometimes its fucking torturous.
This year im tier 4 in the UK, cant go anywhere, really loving having Christmas to myself for a change.
Hold your head up high bro, get some beers in and just have a good day of doing what you want.

Happy Christmas.

>> No.15283939

>>15283850
We make the sauce from scratch as well, which I feel is a big part of it. Typically 1 pot of meat sauce and 1 zucchini. Meat sauce uses meatballs (ground beef, ground pork, minced garlic, seasoned italian breadcrumbs, egg, ???) from scratch and italian sweet sausages.
Eggplant rollitini is also a christmas eve standard. Trick is to slice 'em real thin, salt 'em and let sit for a while, wash 'em off and let dry, then flour -> egg -> breadcrumb and pan fry. Spread a layer of sauce and some ricotta on each one, roll it up, and bake in a small tray with a little more sauce and a little bit of mozzarella on top.

Only made the meat sauce this year. No point making the whole shebang when it's only me and my father because of covid. Although we did also make the roasted red peppers in garlic/oil and mushrooms in vinegar, etc.
I need to take a larger part in the cooking next year. I can't remember how to make everything by heart anymore.

>> No.15284040

>>15283939
This sounds like some amazing Christmas food anon.
Have a good one, bless to yourself and your family.

>> No.15284043

>UK Inbreed clown toothed retard pretending their food is good

lmfao!!!

>> No.15284077
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Ha
Hahahaha

>> No.15284320

>>15284043
Its alright Anon, seethe all you like bro.
We got your back as always.
When China invade we will obviously do the golden and win another world war for you.

>> No.15284588

>>15284320
The UK doesn't have a military anymore, and Brexit means the EU likely will ally with China before they ever ally with the UK again. Maybe if your leaders get on their hands and knees and beg for Merkel to forgive them and accept them back into the union.

>> No.15286070

based burgerbros livin in ya head rent free

>> No.15286082

>>15284588
Beg Merkel? That would be hilarious and tragic at the same time. That bitch has done more to destroy the fabric of Europe than all the politicians of WWI and the Nazis of WWII ever managed to do. Not even Stalin was as destructive as she has been.

>> No.15286105

>>15283789
So the answer is that you think making a roast involves boiling meat? Interdasting.

>> No.15286622

>>15283783
>cake flower

>> No.15286991

>>15283801
Only for pleb families.

>> No.15286998

>>15283778
Americans suck at anything culinary-related. Roasts are just the tip of the iceberg.

>> No.15287009

>>15283783
>>15284077
>eating raw meat
Do Brits really??

>> No.15287031

>>15283835

Is that the dead sea flick? It fucking kills me every time.