>and how would you like your eggs sir? How do you respond

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Anonymous Fri Dec 25 02:54:02 2020 No.15283316 [Reply] [Original]

>and how would you like your eggs sir?
How do you respond

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 02:54:54 2020 No.15283319 You too

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 02:56:01 2020 No.15283322 Inspired by you, my dear lady, simply fry and nail them to a slab of mystery meat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 02:56:08 2020 No.15283323 >>15283316 Fertile

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 02:56:08 2020 No.15283324 scrambled with green pepper and onion. Do you guys have Frank's?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 02:57:25 2020 No.15283328 >>15283316 Coddled.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 02:57:35 2020 No.15283329 Decaf

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 03:00:36 2020 No.15283336 >>15283316 Have children before you turn 35

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 03:11:07 2020 No.15283362 >>15283336 35? Jesus christ pal get a grip 25 is an old maid

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 03:12:34 2020 No.15283363 >>15283316 Eggless

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 03:18:55 2020 No.15283373 >>15283316 Over easy and on buttered toast. If your cook is unable to make proper over easy eggs, then I'll just have a cup of coffee and the toast.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 03:20:28 2020 No.15283375 >>15283319 fpbp

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 03:20:28 2020 No.15283376 >>15283316 "Uh, over easy please. Thanks."

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 03:29:53 2020 No.15283398 >>15283316 Sunny side up on avocado toasts

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 03:39:21 2020 No.15283429 two over easy eggs, side of bacon, sausage, and hashbrown fried extra crispy white toast a cup of coffee and orange juice if i'm feeling exotic, I'll skip the hashbrown and get corned beef hash instead

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 03:39:36 2020 No.15283430 >>15283316 I don't respond verbally and just glare at her until she leaves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 03:46:00 2020 No.15283457 File: 783 KB, 2250x2700, bowl of eggs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15283319 >>15283323 >>15283324 >>15283336 >>15283362 >>15283363 >>15283375 >>15283398 >>15283430 Correct answers

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 03:47:04 2020 No.15283461 >>15283316 N I G G E R N I G G E R

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 04:11:24 2020 No.15283520 I didn't order eggs you stupid bitch I ordered fucking hash browns

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 04:41:36 2020 No.15283581 >>15283316 “I want your eggs.”

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 04:45:47 2020 No.15283591 Yes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 04:48:03 2020 No.15283594 Sir is my dad's name, please call me faggot, And I'll have sunny side up with the rye toast thanks

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 05:42:46 2020 No.15283671 >>15283316 Over-easy, cause as an ESL I don't know what that means

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 05:43:14 2020 No.15283672 >>15283316 >sunny side up As I look down at the table, like an autist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 05:44:17 2020 No.15283675 >>15283457 Artiste?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 05:45:03 2020 No.15283678 >>15283316 Futa style

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 05:50:09 2020 No.15283692 >>15283319 Kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 05:57:18 2020 No.15283713 >>15283316 Over medium on buttered toast, side of jam and some black tea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 06:02:12 2020 No.15283731 >>15283316 Sunny side up If you smack your waitress on the butt you get faster service

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 06:02:42 2020 No.15283733 >>15283316 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJsYgqQ0zEk

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 06:02:56 2020 No.15283734 SUNNY SCRAMBLED

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 08:39:26 2020 No.15284033 >>15283731 Or you get arrested, depends on how handsome you are

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 09:30:23 2020 No.15284181 >>15283316 it's M'AM

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 13:15:04 2020 No.15284999 File: 5 KB, 241x209, 1607821091881.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ...cooked

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 13:20:17 2020 No.15285016 >>15283675 Dunno, I saved that from a "you have to eat ALL the eggs" YLYL thread lol.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 13:25:02 2020 No.15285033 File: 3 KB, 125x120, 1567021218492s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] raw

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 13:26:33 2020 No.15285042 https://soundcloud.com/obsequies61/lit Well done

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 13:47:13 2020 No.15285107 Lightly poached, with garlic mushrooms, raw spinach and a glass of orange juice

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 14:24:36 2020 No.15285243 >>15283316 Nogged, please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 14:31:30 2020 No.15285273 >>15283316 deviled

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 14:36:13 2020 No.15285296 Fertilized.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 14:39:20 2020 No.15285314 >>15284999 Every **ing day. Every single **ing day when i come home this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 14:39:42 2020 No.15285317 >>15283316 I want my eggs nogged

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 14:40:40 2020 No.15285321 >>15283316 nested in your womb

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 15:31:20 2020 No.15285542 >>15285314 He is an American treasure. More respect there third worldy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 15:33:20 2020 No.15285549 >>15285296 ywnbaw.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 16:32:46 2020 No.15285860 >>15283316 Over easy, can i also have a bottle of heinz 57?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 16:35:39 2020 No.15285869 >>15283461 >nnigger

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 16:39:34 2020 No.15285887 >>15283316 Inseminated plz

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 18:22:53 2020 No.15286253 Fried over medium

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 21:25:05 2020 No.15286999 >>15283429 I just asked how you wanted your eggs sir.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 21:28:43 2020 No.15287013 >>15285107 What's a garlic mushroom

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 21:41:58 2020 No.15287071 >>15283316 https://voca.ro/1eDMNcSvIfAZ

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 23:19:59 2020 No.15287410 >>15283429 >exotic >corned beef hash Do Americans really?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 23:38:55 2020 No.15287466 >>15283316 I’ll pay you $3,000 to creampie you in the bathroom. Offer is good for the next five minutes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 23:40:17 2020 No.15287472 >>15283316 Rare

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 23:42:54 2020 No.15287486 >>15283316 Tumbling out of your vagina in a congealed blood slurry

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 25 23:47:12 2020 No.15287502 File: 21 KB, 443x332, A01989A3-8EDD-4023-9B7C-6E0987B19696.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Boiled

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 03:11:18 2020 No.15287999 >>15287071 Damn, I'm never gonna get those three minutes and 44 seconds back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 03:15:27 2020 No.15288002 >>15287071 You already lost all credibility when you revealed you find the use of chopsticks "fun." Wait a few months and start again with an altered voice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 05:30:37 2020 No.15288239 >>15283316 With a kiss.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 05:32:08 2020 No.15288242 >>15283316 boiled

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 06:35:25 2020 No.15288356 >>15283316 Inseminated, my little carton.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 06:43:49 2020 No.15288377 >>15283316 Bitch i will hang you naked upside down and crack raw eggs in your vagina then wait for them to pour out of your mouth.

Anonymous Sat Dec 26 06:44:47 2020 No.15288381

I have the most autistic answer to that.

Okay... have you played the game Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of The Patriots? Remember how Sunny had a really difficult time cooking eggs and Naomi Hunter showed her how to cook perfect eggs by putting the lid over the frying pan for a minute (but in my experience have found that two minutes is optimal). Yeah, do that, then fold the egg over onto itself and serve that to me.

I haven't gone into it like that before, but I have had to stumble on my words on two occasions where I'm like "folded.. omelette style, haha."

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 07:04:30 2020 No.15288429 File: 410 KB, 985x985, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15283316 hard boiled with aromic salt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 07:11:33 2020 No.15288439 >>15283316 I'll take 'up eggs and rye plz.'

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 07:12:38 2020 No.15288442 >>15284181 Fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 07:12:55 2020 No.15288443 >>15288429 holy shit based

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 09:33:12 2020 No.15288757 >>15283322 incel cringe

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 14:26:24 2020 No.15289755 >>15285314 Then watch CNN faggot

Anonymous Sat Dec 26 14:57:20 2020 No.15289864 [DELETED]

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>>15285314
>>15289755
Nah I just think this Republican party big corporate shill makes this stupid look on his face like he's bewildered by and defying the establishment and goes fishing with his family like he's this down to earth approachable guy but goes to parties full of uppercrust deep state types and globohomo bosses to get his marching orders
He's just a simp for megacorporations

Anonymous Sat Dec 26 15:00:20 2020 No.15289881
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>>15285542
>>15289755
Nah I just think this Republican party big corporate shill makes this stupid look on his face like he's bewildered by and defying the establishment and goes fishing with his family like he's this down to earth approachable guy but goes to parties full of uppercrust deep state types and globohomo bosses to get his marching orders
He's just a simp for megacorporations

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 15:02:59 2020 No.15289898 >>15285542 >amerishart subhuman thinks he is first world pathetic

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 18:36:14 2020 No.15290781 >>15283316 Overly easy, same as I like my waitresses.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 18:55:26 2020 No.15290894 >>15283316 i'd uh, fertilized... YOUR eggs, fertilized. Fertilizing my... your eggs! I like my eggs how i like... women? Fertilized. Haha. B-back that ass up

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 18:57:02 2020 No.15290903 >>15283316 Raw over a bowl of rice with a dash of soy sauce and a sprinkle of furikake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 19:10:34 2020 No.15290980 >>15290781 Nice >>15290903 No one likes your company.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 19:28:44 2020 No.15291076 >>15283319 lel true as fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 19:29:46 2020 No.15291082 >>15285542 kek, the cope on this amerishart

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 19:30:47 2020 No.15291084 >>15287071 weirdo cuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 19:43:49 2020 No.15291147 File: 69 KB, 680x918, egg-in-a-hole-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15283316 In a nest

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 19:46:24 2020 No.15291160 I ordered ice cream, what do you mean how do I want my eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 20:15:35 2020 No.15291322 >>15283316 1 Scrambled and 1 medium boiled

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 20:21:37 2020 No.15291352 >>15283316 I-I dddon't know you that well yet

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 20:26:45 2020 No.15291378 >>15285542 >>15289755 not only are the both of you faggots, you're also retarded newfags who didn't catch the reference and chose to be triggered faggot snowflakes instead

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 20:29:01 2020 No.15291392 >>15291378 >my attempted shit joke fell flat >they're the ones who are wrong >I'm a tortured genius stfu loser nerd

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 20:31:26 2020 No.15291404 File: 1005 KB, 4032x2268, 20201226_175212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] With tomatoes. This was dinner. Also. She,/her thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 20:32:54 2020 No.15291410 "Scrambled"; on a feisty, adventurous day I might choose "over medium" or "over easy," depending on how much liquid I want for my wheat toast and bacon or sausage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 20:35:04 2020 No.15291416 >>15283316 Can I substitute eggs for oatmeal, please?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 20:44:50 2020 No.15291463 >>15291416 No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 23:52:35 2020 No.15292504 bump

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 26 23:59:14 2020 No.15292526 >>15283316 Sunny side up and a sniff of your asshole please

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 00:40:45 2020 No.15292692 >>15283373 >acting like making over easy eggs is even remotely difficult i can cook breakfast food on no sleep, and while drinking, fucking sleepwalk through that shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 00:41:30 2020 No.15292697 >>15283316 benedict

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 00:42:37 2020 No.15292701 >>15291392 i didn't make the joke, but Cucker Tarlson certainly is one

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 00:44:57 2020 No.15292707 >>15291322 there's a special place in hell

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 00:53:39 2020 No.15292738 >>15283316 scrambled with cheddar. then i'mma hose that fucker down with pepper and hot sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 00:55:44 2020 No.15292748 >>15292697 based

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 01:04:36 2020 No.15292772 i dont know how fucking eggs are cooked lady

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 02:56:58 2020 No.15293115 >>15286253 based

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 03:18:35 2020 No.15293171 >>15291147 Based and fucking delicious-pilled.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 04:24:59 2020 No.15293302 >>15288429 Based and MSG-pilled

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 04:35:18 2020 No.15293318 File: 155 KB, 801x814, 1609061710134.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15291404

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 05:37:25 2020 No.15293435 yes thank you, i do like my eggs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 05:39:27 2020 No.15293437 I like my eggs like I like my women over and easy

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 05:48:22 2020 No.15293449 Why does this dumbass thread have over 100 replies

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 06:03:51 2020 No.15293460 >>15283429 Why not also ask them to pump your stomach after you fat hopeless fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 06:06:20 2020 No.15293466 >>15285542 >Newfag >Mutt >Watches TV >Religiously defends celebs that think their audience is subhuman retards You'll be the first one to go when the eugenics program hits

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 06:08:25 2020 No.15293467 >>15283671 Well what are you expecting? English is my first (AND ONLY LANGUAGE I WILL SPEAK) and I love having 3 eggs over easy every morning.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 06:09:00 2020 No.15293469 >>15289881 Double based. Fuck mutts, fuck people who Stan for billionaires and fuck joe biden.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 06:14:25 2020 No.15293477 >>15293467 You shouldn’t be so boastful about knowing only one language. Didn’t you at least take another language in school?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 06:17:26 2020 No.15293486 File: 98 KB, 1920x1080, bond.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15283316 I want my eggs shaken, not stirred.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 06:18:08 2020 No.15293490 >>15283316 To be not to be served by a jewess. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 07:45:52 2020 No.15293692 >>15291463 >Leave the restaurant because Burger King is looking good right now and they listen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 07:50:42 2020 No.15293704 >>15283316 Fertialilalizyzed

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 08:11:04 2020 No.15293761 >>15293318 i bet you its the huge tranny with that ugly gremlin lover derrick

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 09:12:57 2020 No.15293902 >>15285107 i love this on toast

>>	G8rH8r Sun Dec 27 09:15:47 2020 No.15293913 File: 1.37 MB, 4032x3024, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15283316 cheesed

Anonymous Sun Dec 27 12:07:03 2020 No.15294353

>>15283316
>"How many ways can you personally think of to make eggs, and how many ways does this establishment prepare them?"
>"You can pick for me, but if anyone is going to spit in it, please make sure it's your spit."
or
>"Depends, what's your name?"
then follow suit for the rest of the courses to come. Dessert finishes with her phone number at least.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 12:10:38 2020 No.15294369 File: 14 KB, 141x214, 1600463497496.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15283316 Fried hard

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 12:12:44 2020 No.15294379 Teased and matriculated please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 12:13:45 2020 No.15294386 >>15293913 What the fucking fuck, american cheese is disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 12:21:49 2020 No.15294424 >>15293913 what do you call eggs done like this, they look good as fuck. I would like to master this style.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 12:44:03 2020 No.15294533 anyone that answered anything that doesnt actually involve the preparation of the eggs themself, is retarded. that includes drink orders, sides etc.

Anonymous Sun Dec 27 12:56:14 2020 No.15294576
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>>15283316
>Look me in the eyes bitch. If I order over medium does your pothead line cook ACTUALLY know what that is? Because if you bring me eggs with runny whites or cooked yolk you'll be wearing them.

>>	G8rH8r Sun Dec 27 13:54:44 2020 No.15294809 File: 151 KB, 1024x1024, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15294424 Waffle House cheese n eggs basically like ramsay were you scramble them really hot really fast but you melt a slice of cheese in the pan first

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 14:00:39 2020 No.15294843 >>15294809 Ramsay's eggs are done neither really hot nor really fast. That's how you end up with rubbery large curd.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 14:02:01 2020 No.15294849 >>15294424 What "scrambled"?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 14:48:14 2020 No.15295066 >>15294386 Wisconsin has decent cheese

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 14:50:29 2020 No.15295078 >>15283316 Overeasy... and without watermarks, please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 14:58:22 2020 No.15295125 >>15295066 >Wisconsin >decent cheese >pasteurized Pretty tough to have good anything when your 3rd world nanny govt. won't allow you to use proper ingredients like 1st world countries.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 15:19:21 2020 No.15295214 >>15295125 >rogue river blue wins #1 in cheese competition >made in washington state >france doesn't even place in the top 5 >beat out by english cheese >frogs go reeee

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 15:28:58 2020 No.15295256 >>15295214 Les grenouilles "RIEEEEEEEEEEEENT"

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 15:31:10 2020 No.15295265 >>15295214 So they made one batch of stunt cheese. The stuff you buy at the grocery store has artificial food coloring in it. That's now award winning.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 15:34:58 2020 No.15295292 >>15295265 Maybe if you charged it rent for the time it spends in your brain, it wouldn't have so much free time to win awards.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 15:57:05 2020 No.15295366 >>15283316 None with half beef

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 16:08:21 2020 No.15295411 >>15283316 >throw my napkin off my lap and onto my plate >grunt as i get up and roll my sleeves >"nevermind, ill do it myself"

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 17:25:40 2020 No.15295666 >>15283429 >coffee and orange juice they don't go well together fyi

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 17:53:41 2020 No.15295756 >>15295666 You don't drink them at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 17:59:31 2020 No.15295780 >>15283316 Shaken, not stirred.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 18:00:29 2020 No.15295784 >>15283316 I fucking hate eggs with every ounce of my being. How do people unironically eat them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 18:12:22 2020 No.15295822 >>15295784 I don't know. I eat them ironically as a joke to myself. It always makes me laugh. It's very meta and ironic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 18:28:14 2020 No.15295885 >>15283316 Scattered and smothered

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 18:43:23 2020 No.15295950 >>15295784 I enjoy them. How does someone ironically eat something?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 18:45:52 2020 No.15295965 >>15295950 With lots of smirks and eye rolls. "mmm.... YUM!" you say in exaggerated fashion, broadly slapping your belly to emphasise your words.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 18:47:34 2020 No.15295974 >>15295965 Sounds like a waste of effort and food

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 18:51:25 2020 No.15296002 Pip pop tiddlio, I would like me eggy weggs slimy and soup like, just completely underdone! Proper British style innit luv?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 18:52:48 2020 No.15296010 runny so I can dip the toast in yolk and also mix it in with the hashbrowns DESU

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 18:56:18 2020 No.15296030 File: 213 KB, 520x359, 1521588_2012-07-31-vegetable-fried-rice-3-580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >go to restaurant >order scrambled eggs >they come out overdone to shit every FUCKING time

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 18:56:36 2020 No.15296032 >>15283316 Raw, extracted directly from your ovaries with my tongue.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 19:03:23 2020 No.15296073 >>15295784 Holy shit it’s Guy Fieri! AHA

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 19:04:59 2020 No.15296083 Give me all the bacon and eggs you have

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 19:06:01 2020 No.15296091 >>15296030 How about you tell them how much you want them cooked, you fucking autist?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 19:10:38 2020 No.15296111 >>15283336 The real answer is have children before you and the woman are 30 if you are going to do it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 19:39:34 2020 No.15296266 >>15293460 Ask me how I I know you have never exercised or done real work in your entire pathetic life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 20:35:31 2020 No.15296540 >>15283316 >deme unos huevos pericos por favor any other response is indicative of plebs and fags

Anonymous Sun Dec 27 20:37:32 2020 No.15296547

>>15283316
you fucking plebs dont know huevos pericos, Scrambled eggs with little chunks of tomato and onion, they are heaven and the patrician choice, stop eating that shit just boiled or fried like a retard, eat huevos pericos from now on and join this patrician level.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 20:38:53 2020 No.15296551 >>15283316 “Scrambled, just like your brains after I beat you over the head five or six times with a dumbbell before raping your inanimate corpse.”

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 20:39:19 2020 No.15296554 >>15296540 >>15296547 Samefag, go back to your shit hole.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 20:48:40 2020 No.15296592 >>15283316 "SCARMBELED!" And punch her full force in her prego belly

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 20:50:16 2020 No.15296600 >>15296547 How does it compare to huevos rancheros? I like those.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 22:07:39 2020 No.15296859 >>15296600 huevos rancheros have more ingredientes, like chile and other stuff and they serve it in tortilla, huevos pericos only have onion and tomato in little chunks, they are more soft.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 22:08:52 2020 No.15296863 >>15296554 how about you fuck yourself? stupid fag, cant stand a non murrican in your chinese forum? fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 22:14:26 2020 No.15296876 >>15296863 >cry that people eat other food >cry that people aren't only eating your food >cry that other cultures are shit >cry about minority oppression No one likes you IRL, famalam. Go die in your shit hole, brownie.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 22:18:49 2020 No.15296891 File: 1.14 MB, 2560x1440, 20200427_160130.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15295214 It's made in Central Point Oregon you incredible faggot also it's delicious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 02:45:48 2020 No.15297738 >>15296891 >putting cheese in plastic Do Americans really?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 10:07:33 2020 No.15298794 >>15296030 >1521588_2012-07-31-vegetable-fried-rice-3-580.jpg >scrambled eggs ???

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 10:10:41 2020 No.15298805 Poached in nigger semen

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 14:28:20 2020 No.15299618 File: 1.18 MB, 2560x1440, 20200427_160200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15297738 >his nation doesn't produce the world's best cheese Do yuros seriously?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 14:47:07 2020 No.15299690 >>15299618 >2003 I was literally 1 years old lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 15:15:48 2020 No.15299804 >>15299690 You literally have to be 18 to use this webzone zoomer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 15:25:59 2020 No.15299844 >>15299804 I'm not a zoomer. I'm 18 years old. I'm an adult and so old now lol.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 15:32:17 2020 No.15299863 >>15299844 You're a zoomer and should die. No one should be alive that doesn't remember the OJ chase.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 15:41:25 2020 No.15299910 >>15299863 The fuck does oj have to do with cheese? Who eats cheese with oj? That's gross.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 15:56:08 2020 No.15300002 >>15283316 Like I like my women, broken and scrambled up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 16:37:04 2020 No.15300196 >>15299863 Christ, was it that long ago? Seems like only a few years ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 16:43:12 2020 No.15300221 >>15283316 "I'd like to pound your eggs if you know what I mean"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 17:38:22 2020 No.15300463 >>15292701 Being resentful of those more successful than you is the sign of a true loser.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 18:29:03 2020 No.15300821 >>15289898 >>15291082 >>15293466 >eurocucks

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 21:48:42 2020 No.15302145 >>15283675 https://twitter.com/satoumakura/status/1252982769623285763 they make her shove the eggs up her ass, shit it out then fuck her

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 21:59:36 2020 No.15302202 Over medium

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 01:39:31 2020 No.15303197 >>15283316 p-please, s-it on my face

Anonymous Tue Dec 29 01:44:25 2020 No.15303223
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unrelated kinda but this happened today
>get steering fluid
>find some generic one
>go to register
>girl with lesbian hair and 5'1
>lady asks me what the steering fluid is for
>"... for my car?"
>asks me what type of car
>"does it matter"
>her face goes red and she shuts up
>pay and leave
i literally did nothing wrong, what was her problem?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 01:52:10 2020 No.15303248 >>15303223 >Autism - A National Concern

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 01:57:41 2020 No.15303275 File: 884 KB, 733x691, 1608602294052.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15303248 cool but my car doesn't matter 99 camry btw, if it drives it drives

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 02:00:05 2020 No.15303283 >>15303275 So was probably trying to flirt with you. >Oh what car do you drive? >(Literally any answer) >Oh, nice. Maybe you can take me for a drive some time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 02:00:33 2020 No.15303288 >>15303275 Yeah, that's why you were too embarrassed to let her know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 02:07:05 2020 No.15303313 >>15303288 nothing wrong with a camry, they're one of the best casual cars >>15303283 yeah but she was ugly

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 02:09:34 2020 No.15303327 >>15303313 Pussy is pussy

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 02:11:42 2020 No.15303340 >>15303313 Yeah, that's why you were too embarrassed to let her know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 02:12:19 2020 No.15303345 >>15303327 i'm not that desperate

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 02:12:37 2020 No.15303347 >>15303345 I am

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 02:14:24 2020 No.15303361 >>15303347 cool i can give you an address to the avanced auto parts store

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