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>take activated charcoal because feel bloated
>next day shit is black
Is there some food or food coloring that could make me shit in different colors?
Here's my plan
>6 small meals in one day with different coloring
>next day, shit a rainbow turd
>freeze it and offer it to gay brother for Christmas
Homemade gifts made with love are the best
Any tips?

>> No.15278443

>>15278423
Your shit is just the stuff from your food that your body can't do anything with so it has to get rid of. So really all you need to turn it different colors is food coloring.

>> No.15278451

>>15278423
>6 small meals in one day with different coloring
>next day, shit a rainbow turd
i want to know too if this is possible

>> No.15278452
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15278452

>>15278423
Fun fact: bismuth (as found in pepto bismul) can turn your shit light devouringly black. A small percentage of people that consume too much will actually end up with shit that will permanently stain porcelain jet black. Unremovable black markings of every shit they take.

>He doesn't leave his signature.

>> No.15278457

>>15278452
Bismuth one time turned my entire tongue black. it took 30 minutes of brushing to remove it.

>> No.15278464

>>15278451
Probably not in one day, it'll all just mix in the intestines. But one time I ate some red and green christmas cake and shat a turd that was half brown half reddish-green.

>> No.15278477

>>15278423
Are you sure you dont have blood in your poopoo usually thats what turns it black

>> No.15278493

>>15278452
this is good information thanks

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>>15278423
Everytime I eat a big plate of roasted beet I shit and piss red for a few days. I almost always forget and worry that I pissing red.

>> No.15278517

My little sister ate a bunch of Play Doh when she was like 3 and my mom called me into the bathroom later and was crying from laughter because her little toddler turds were all different colors and she wanted me to see.

If you dont want to eat play doh...a few years ago Burger King did a Midnight Whopper with a black bun, but it turns out it wasn't actually black, it was just dyed very, very dark green with some kind of vegetable byproduct. I heard about the side effect, so I went and tried it out, and sure enough, my next shit was neon green. Like growing green. I actually started getting worried bc it lasted for like a week.

>> No.15278519

>>15278423
not gonna shill their name but popular cookies n creme sandwich cookies make ur bms dark/black
source: me a fat person that eats 8+ at a time
always. double stuf.

>> No.15278531

>handling raw shit to dunk on fags
wow really gottem

>> No.15278532

>>15278423
Any food that's heavily dependent on dye. I like a certain house brand of grape juice that never fails to make my shit bright green.

>> No.15278555

>>15278423
Fugging kek. Godspeed, OP

>> No.15278576

>>15278423
>>15278517
Lots of spinach can also give you green.
Lots of beets can give you red.