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Anonymous Wed Dec 23 20:04:22 2020 No.15276768 [Reply] [Original]

What a shitty fortune cookie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 23 20:05:10 2020 No.15276769 >>15276768 I got one that said Better Luck Next Time

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 23 20:06:04 2020 No.15276774 >>15276768 How poetic. It reminds me of the "timshel" tirade in East of Eden.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 23 20:10:59 2020 No.15276801 >>15276768 in bed

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 23 20:46:47 2020 No.15276981 File: 293 KB, 580x548, 1598664983051.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I had one once that was pretty odd. Something along the lines of "You have done a disservice to someone without realizing. Think, what have you done?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 23 20:48:49 2020 No.15276993 >>15276981 lmfao

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 23 20:50:36 2020 No.15277011 I once got one that said "The key to happiness is low expectations.", which I agree with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 23 20:53:38 2020 No.15277029 File: 1.73 MB, 2880x2160, 20201223_195244.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I also go this one. What does it mean?

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 23 20:58:24 2020 No.15277056 >>15277029 "Faith" refers to a woman named Faith. LAW is an acronym for "Lazy Ass Whore".

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 23 21:07:45 2020 No.15277095 File: 1.87 MB, 728x408, GAnJlvK.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15277056

Anonymous Wed Dec 23 21:20:02 2020 No.15277160
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I had an interview about two weeks ago. Stressed out because I hate interviews...
Grabbed Chinese food for a quick lunch beforehand. My fortune said "you have every reason to be confident."
I felt so much better after that.
I know they just put a bunch of random "good fortune" phrases in the cookies, but the timing was just so perfect.

I got the job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 23 21:23:06 2020 No.15277171 >>15277160 I clapped

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 23 21:44:22 2020 No.15277276 >>15277160 Good job Anon! May your days be filled with wealth!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 23 22:13:28 2020 No.15277380 >>15276768 nice finger faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 23 22:46:13 2020 No.15277544 >>15277044 kek 'n checked

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 23 22:48:47 2020 No.15277558 Inb4 reply to this post or mom dies

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