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Haven't seen a webm thread in 2 days

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>> No.15274864

This is grim

>> No.15274905

I'm hungry enough that I'd at least try this

>> No.15274944

That a good webm

>> No.15274989

6' vs 5'11"

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Cause I'm

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>> No.15275046

What in the fuck is this

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>> No.15275070

Nigger lasagna

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Keep posting boys.

>> No.15275231

That "bun" looks like it's made of crayons that were melted and swirled together. Is this what they call food gore?

>> No.15275263

German scripted reality TV

>> No.15275273

Imagine wanting to live around black people. Fucking yikes.

>> No.15275364

why do obese people have tiny teeth?

>> No.15275385

nobody wants to
the people who sing their praises on social media don't live in black areas

>> No.15275976

Fat gums crowding out teeth.

>> No.15275992

I want these people executed.

>> No.15276003

I now understand why Charles Dickens shamed his wife.

>> No.15276035


>> No.15276054

>risking your life for minimum wage
That is one crazy bitch.

>> No.15276055

wats wrong with his arm? Did he have a stroke from being a duisgusting fat fuck?

>> No.15276075

she enjoys the adrenaline rush, which i respect

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How do I get a gf like anons ?
My size and her ferocity,
our sons will conquer the world on a charriot of fire.

>> No.15276100 [DELETED] 

Respect. If more people stood up to them, maybe they'd evolve and act less like niggers

>> No.15276215

Is this an ancient celtic dance?

>> No.15276251

these ones are surprisingly tame, didn't even pull a gun

>> No.15276303

Imagine how many kids this sick fuck diddles in 3rd world countries and makes those sick faces at them the whole time. Fuckin freak!
Heh, fat retard, stroke induced through salmonella poisoning

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>> No.15276445

Its from Finland. We don't have handguns since we're not insecure retards

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I think there's another explanation...

>> No.15276510

Why is this kinda adorable

>> No.15276577

kek at the useless black friend

>> No.15276584
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Because they are almost human, and doing a good job of imitating us.

>> No.15276609

Insight into a new culture can be disarming. That same channel has one where it's Irish people trying the strongest liquor into the world (ramping up from 60% to 95%), and another where it's South Koreans trying Southern US BBQ. In the Irish one, one dude is like stone cold throughout but some Irish chick almost pukes it up after a shot. The South Koreans were mostly blown away by some much meat in the dishes, but there were a couple that didn't really jive with the flavors.

Not only do you get insight into their own culture, but you can see ours reflected in the insights they have along the way. If you've ever gone to a new country or tried to learn a new language if only to fit in with the folks around you, you probably already know the feeling. It can be tough and frustrating and completely different from the things you know, but there's also a freeing sort of feeling from temporarily letting go of the constraints of your old lifestyle or expectations.

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>it's South Koreans trying Southern US BBQ

>> No.15277120

>its big, but is it mac?

>> No.15277177

Actually some interesting opinions there.
Better than the normal, "Woooowzers, this is so amazing", fare.

>> No.15277386

>Violate the NAP
>get shit kicked in
simple as

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>> No.15277418

That's a Cat. 4 steak and eggs right there

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the power of the midwestern woman

>> No.15277549

Fuck me running, that's disgusting. Why do people down their food in condiments?

Civilized people order their condiments on the side so they can be added in measured amounts, or minimal amounts in my case.

>> No.15277560

How else has autism affected your life?

>> No.15277894

Meg's gravy is practically a food group.

>> No.15278405

Is it true what they post about him?
With a face like that it must be

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>> No.15278585

What a waste of meat. Disgusting.

>> No.15278616

Depression in human form

>> No.15278626

hearty kek

>> No.15278629

Holy shit this is the saddest and funniest thing ever

>> No.15278631

This along with acid decay from decades of heartburn and soda

>> No.15278632

the most insulting part is steaming the patties, fucking mexicans

>> No.15278636

And he starts with this

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>> No.15278648

Why the hell did she care so much?
This doesn't look like a small local store that she owns.

>> No.15278652

Other countries' minimum wages aren't slavery like it is here in the US.

>> No.15278653

those are big vegetables he's got there

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>> No.15278702

Top lad

>> No.15278716

what the fuck is wrong with americans?

>> No.15278724

This should be a norm

>> No.15278728

the're living the Leben

>> No.15278784


I know you think you're being funny, but no.

>> No.15278807


>> No.15278844

yes the condiments are the problem here

>> No.15278849

they're really cute.. fun and very cute :)

>> No.15278855

Ыsauce full

>> No.15278907

Fuck off, cunt.

>> No.15278962

Thanks, I now have diabeetus, high blood pressure, and congestive heart failure from viewing this webm.

>> No.15278984

i can hear this webm

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i love this channel

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>> No.15280120

You've got some delicious looking children there anon. Sure would be a shame if something happened to them

>> No.15280141

>steak has barely just started searing
>eggs already in the pan
What the fuck? So the eggs will be cooked in a few seconds and need to be taken out of the pan but they will have uncooked meat bacteria on them?

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>> No.15280905

Imagine serving that to your mice

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>my mouse's face when

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>> No.15281206

Is he cumming?

>> No.15281231

She probably got sick of the e'Ns constantly rushing in to steal shit and decided to set an example out of them. Good for her FUCK e'Ns!

>> No.15281246

in little kids? yea prolly

>> No.15281287

They have normal sized teeth but everything else expands. Have you seen an X Ray of a fat one? It's like a cartoon with small bones around decimeters of fat

>> No.15281288

The old man is playing up too much for the camera. He takes a bite of the food and then rants about some unrelated shit in his village

>> No.15281298

is the mid west really like this lads where you can go to one if your random buddies house at any time and get serve steak and eggs?

>> No.15281321

Yeah, it's called "hospitality". Something coasties know nothing about.

>> No.15281330


>> No.15281333

Yes. He's had 2 now

>> No.15281334

Here in NYC my friends have to set up dinner parties 2 weeks in advance and its always a stressful event for all parties involved.

>> No.15281359

The corn belt and the deep south are like this yes. Some parts of the southwest as well.

>> No.15281373

I had a rainbow bagel once. It's just a plain bagel with added color. It's nice. It's fun. But the things people do to it are just abominable.

>> No.15281496

At the first part of the video I thought this was the new Simply Sara, but at least Sara cooks stuff that looks like it would taste good. This is an abomination.

>> No.15281513

Why dose his right arm/hand move and grip stuff like a prosthetic?

>> No.15281515

man, he really never recovered

>> No.15281543
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He's had an accident that left him with limited control of his right hand.

>> No.15281556

thank christ covid lockdowns have likely driven scum like this into bankruptcy

>> No.15281558

its good to stand up for what is right, even more so when you are in such a position

>> No.15281565

they only do that shit because people let them get away with it

>> No.15281568

it's from a german tv program

>> No.15281593

a german woman preparing traditional american lasagna

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>> No.15281683

imagine thinking that enjoying food is a sign of homosexuality

insecure closet faggot right there

>> No.15281686

You can enjoy food without acting like a faggot about it.

>> No.15281697

gotta be one depressed, unhappy sour edgelord to be against expressing joy and excitement

>> No.15281699

why do you care so much about what other people do?

they enjoy themselves, try it sometimes

>> No.15281708

so being happy is a sign of loving cock? that logic is pretty gay :^)

>> No.15281752

how does it mean you like cock? what kind of logic is that? oh you enjoy food and show it? better start eating my fat hairy ass cause u gay haha

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>> No.15281811

Why do we hate him again, /ck/?

>> No.15281833

Being a contrarian that bottles up their own feelings and waits on the approval of others is a self destructive path.

>> No.15281899

For me anyways

>> No.15281902

I don't trust anyone that can't be critical

>> No.15281931

It wasn't an accident it was a fuckin stroke.

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Well, he didn't have it on purpose.

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True, but God gave it to him on purpose. There was a lesson there to be learned.

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Maybe one day she'll Finnish them off

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god dammit I hate america this is why al qaeda exists what the fuck is this shit what the FUCK

>> No.15282019

yeah the accident was eating twice the daily recommended amount of salt every day for like 50 years.

>> No.15282054

Absolute U N I T

>> No.15282644

never got why the rich girl is so taken aback by people just putting food on her plate and eating

>> No.15282650


>> No.15282939

Swap the potatoes for some good biscuits and pepper gravy and it'd be about perfect

>> No.15282970

That old faggot always does that. Eats a fucking donut and goes on about goats or some shit.

>> No.15283302

Finnish women are fucking based.
drink you under the table and fucking punch your lights out if you cross them.

>> No.15283304

he's not even looking at the soccer game.

>> No.15283308

>$20 of just chocolate bars
>on a fucking lasagna

>> No.15283311

>each one of those iced coffees has enough calories in it to sustain a human for 2 days

>> No.15283315

yeah in order to be eligible for Finnish citizenship you need to serve your 2 or 3 years national service in the military.
t.Aussie here, one of my classmates was half Finnish and had to go to Finland to join the army after finishing highschool.

>> No.15283372

All faggy mannerism considered, making infused vodka on the fly is pretty nice

>> No.15283377

Had this been in North America, there would have been gunfire and that nigger would have been quite dead.

>> No.15283420

Because it's probably the family business, you retard

>> No.15283433

NYKer here that's because the party is for show, not about a wholesome gathering. If you went to a Hispanic or South Asian house, 100% expect to eat food and in some cases be served.

>> No.15283440

You probably didn't order from a good place. I've had rainbow bagels, they were sweet. Then there was a blue spectrum rainbow bagel. Tasted like berries.

>> No.15283447

Oh my fucking God her fucking hands and wrists

>> No.15283453

No they don't. At best they are 800-900 for the largest size, granted you don't customize it. These aren't milkshakes, they're Frappuccinos

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>isn't a milkshake

>> No.15283807

Kill yourself retard

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>> No.15283848

This is a food crime.
I visited many tribes in India and ate their strange food

>> No.15283882

Why not just hit her? She'd give right up

>> No.15284153

I like how he made some extra, just in case he didnt make enough.

>> No.15284173

Better have it and not need it than need it and not have it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also fuck you gook moot why won't you let me post images?

>> No.15284275

You don't know nothing, nanny-state shills. You get paid only to be raped by the fucked up tax rate.

>> No.15284309

t. doesn't actually know how the tax code works, probably said no to that extra shift because he thinks his net income will drop because fox news said so

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>And I claim that in the ranks of our Norfshirt legions, MARCH THE MIGHTY GHOSTS OF NGUBU'S PAST!

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you will never be a woman

>> No.15284364

What does that have to do with anything?
All I'm saying is acting like you have to be an unfeeling robot and judging others for not being an unfeeling robot is a shitty way to go about life.

>> No.15284379

I just vomited. Fuck you, I needed those proteins for gains.

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>> No.15284383

Everything was understandable until the pulled out the fucking sweets. I swear to god, make up your mind.

>> No.15284390

give em a call :)

>> No.15284411

I wish so bad we could still do this in America. Don't let them proliferate, Europe. They took this from us.

>> No.15284423

>Haven't seen a webm thread in 2 days
and your response to that is to post a disgusting buzzfeed esque abomination

>> No.15284518

in america someone would have shot them and that would be the end

>> No.15284522

yes, and your father will never see you as a man

>> No.15284549

What is this from?

>> No.15284573

it is though.

>> No.15284860

what is it? am i gay or do i want to be a woman?

>> No.15284910

Yeah, that's basically the thought process.

>> No.15284931

Not sure about the midwest but in the South here yeah it's a lot like that, though not necessarily steak since quality beef is too pricey to eat regularly. Burgers, fried chicken, mustard/turnip greens, mashed potatoes, black eye peas, and cornbread though, yeah. BBQ sometimes too but it's a bit more labor-intensive.

What the other guy said is pretty much spot on. Completely missing the point of a casual get-together.

>> No.15284972

This kills me

>> No.15285000

It's steak, not chicken you spaz

>> No.15285004

Lol'd hard

>> No.15285028
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Uhhh, sweetie. It's coffee.
Caffeine actually burns calories.

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I want to turn that faggot upside down and take a shit in the bucket.

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>> No.15285121

You will never be a gay

>> No.15285156

So Scots are the mexicans of Europe basically?

>> No.15285214

Fucking Savages

>> No.15285220

>go to ma's
>get some tatOs and eggs
>hang out with cousins and shoot the shit, play improvised sports or shit like ping pong or old video games.
>everyone has a good time and wonders why they don't do it more often
>Go to Skylerns loft
>get served a weird three course fusion style meal they found on YouTube
>Smoke LMAO because that's what everyone else is doing and there's always that one fag that is really pushy about it while saying that they're totally OK with you abstaining.
>leave annoyed
This world is suffering.

>> No.15285318

he had 2 strokes

>> No.15285326

That's life bro, growing up in rural America is wonderful.

>> No.15285447

What The FUCK!

>> No.15285562

cause he looks like a fukkin lemur.

>> No.15285617

what is the point of this assbackwards retarded bullfuck

>> No.15285961

Yes it can be. It can also be hell.
>little cousins trapped with their meth head mom on a farm up north
>father beats everyone
>They "hunt" with a rifle out of their basement window, often only to leave the bleeding carcass of the animal on their foyer floor.
>shit aunt finally died after years of hard drug abuse
>the three kids, all developmentally intact (somehow) all really sweet kids.
>After years of the family trying to get custody
>they disappear with the father to another town, it's very hard to track them down and open new cases to try to get custody
>they may be turning rotten as we speak
Every place has its own challenges. I just miss home sometimes.
>t. Californian resident transplanted from Minnesota.
California is the same way, you've got families who refuse to leave, even due to crushing cost of living, because it would mean that they couldn't get together on days like today. You've got child progidies from wonderful upper middle class families.
Then you've got The city, crime rates higher than ever, Can't even go without your car getting broken into. Drugs and gangs on the streets, corrupt politicians who steal our overtaxed everything to embezzle and wreck the infrastructure.
It's rough out there, but as they say - We must tend our garden.

>> No.15286398

They love deepfrying shit that no one else does

>> No.15286425

Man go back

>> No.15286427

Deep fried Mars bars are fucking amazing and I've tried to replicate fried pizza and can't quite get the batter right

>> No.15286436

Lmao I haven't seen this one yet

>> No.15286456

do germans really?

>> No.15286480

Fuck you, the old guy's curmudgeonly opinions are the best part.

>> No.15286490


When you are that fat, food ceases to taste good or even matter. You are addicted to fat and sugar. Without it you will go through an emotional and physical withdrawal. So the flavor combinations are irrelevant

>> No.15286491


It disgusts me that cattle died to make this abomination. At least make their deaths mean something.

>> No.15286523

all that caffine and sugar for the very busy day she is having

>> No.15286692

I'm in the Midwest. Nobody eats steak and eggs for breakfast anymore. Even boomers just sip a coffee and maybe nibble on a donut or some hashbrowns

>> No.15286698

>director of HR

>> No.15286751

Do people actually fucking drink that?

>> No.15286778

I find different cultures pretty samey. The differences are only superficial. Humans are a surprisingly boring and homogenous species for their level of technological development.

>> No.15286801

must exercise

>> No.15286835

Contrast with her boyfriend's ex-wife for that sweet sweet romantic true love plot

>> No.15286841

I like you anon.

>> No.15286871

that's just to melt the cheese, retard

>> No.15286904

not 100% necessary, two of my cousins got dual citizenship in finland without serving in the military, though our grandfather was from there
and we're burgers

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>It's big but it's not mac

>> No.15286946

imagine the smell

>> No.15286962

You obviously haven't met this kind of person

>> No.15286965

For what purpose?

>> No.15286967

I want Big But Not Mac to have his own cooking show. He's pretty much the only reason to watch this stupid ass video.

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The guy's entire channel is "Dropping Super Heated Steel Ball on Things".

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>"hurr durr racism funny"
>its literally being made by a fat white bitch

>> No.15287097

Is this what peak Stockholm syndrome looks like?

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OP back again. Glad you guys are posting but theres a lack of webms

>> No.15287293

it more so amazes me that fat people manage to still be fat when they must spend literally $200 or more a day on fucking food.
but then weed smokers are the degenerates for spending $100 a month on their habit

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100 a month for weed is a pretty small amount, i mean im in upside down land but i sometimes go through a 50 a week, maybe i should buy in bulk..

>> No.15287346

I think the singular 'tastebud' is accurate, you probably only have 1 working if this is good food to you.

>> No.15287389

>german labeled products
>Meica Bockwurst
>german tv progamme
>Pures Leben - Mitten in Deutschland - Kochkünste
>Pure life - in the middle of Germany - culinary arts
>cheese is white
Can't get less american than this.
>troll screams "americans!"
Desperate to force a false narrative.

>> No.15287399

>Family Stories _ Eileen's leckere Pizza - YouTube [360p]
p-p-p-pizza? how is that p... never mind, crazy germans.

>> No.15287418

Nigger lasagna

>> No.15287488

they have whole "contests" which encourage this kind of "flair". the contests are split between flair and non-flair, so you have to forgive them for being so faggy because they're literally taught that it's expected at this level/price-point. sometimes they make some fun drinks, though.

i dated a girl in Aomori who was a big part of the NBA, which is their national bartenders association which has a lot of contests and meetups and stuff. it's kind of fun to be served by these kinds of bartenders if you just go with it and pretend to be royalty, as opposed to thinking of them as "showing off" for you

>> No.15287552

thanks bro

>> No.15287688

Nick Avocado

>> No.15287692

Is he having a stroke? Does he know what vegetables are?

>> No.15287697

Those drinks are the only reason she's able to walk inside.

>> No.15287755

California's crime rate is at a historic low right now but ok dude. Feels over reals.

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two sips at the same time, man

>> No.15287765

lel jesus christ

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>We must tend our garden.

not surprising when you legalize crime

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>> No.15287792

>not surprising when you legalize crime
For example?

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>> No.15287815

Soon to be outlawed in China.

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>> No.15287820

That's probably breakfast.

>> No.15287825

Isn't the point of an air fryer so you don't have or not supposed to add coating?

>> No.15287833

Even germans have better cheese than americans.

>> No.15287836

the forbidden sip

>> No.15287838

I don't really want to see asians

>> No.15287846

I always conflate this lady with the lady from Michael and I think she dies making them breakfast.

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>> No.15287858

I was expecting a lot more sugar in the recipe

>> No.15287873

Why is this man so entranced by his sloppa?

>> No.15287874

I know Nikocado Avocado can do some extreme things for clickbait, but getting surgery to make his eyes Asian is going too far.

>> No.15287875

Misdemeanor for theft under $1,000 and no cash bail are a few examples.

>> No.15287877

Steak and eggs has always been a meme. For most people it's too expensive or heavy for anything but special occasions, and only has the cultural cache that it does because of NASA.

>> No.15287885

red hat knows whats up. the middle bun is unnecessary.

>> No.15287888

sometimes i'll fall asleep on my arm a weird way and when i wake up it will be totally asleep. I bet that feels exactly the same except it never goes away.

>> No.15287892

>adding MSG to a mcgangbang
for what purpose?

>> No.15287893

I dont understand how someone can get that fucking obese. I will admit I'm a big boy, but even at my worse, when I ate pretty much whatever, I wasn't a third of what these planets weigh. Do they do nothing but eat all day long?

>> No.15287903

I spend about 150 a year on it. But one plant grow outside can get bigger than a morbidly obese man. So I only need to buy seeds once a year.

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>Hey man can I get a little squirt?

>> No.15287930

In other words you are low T faggots who cry at the sound of a car backfiring

>> No.15287937

The finnish? They will fucking stab you.

>> No.15287940


When I was a kid my grandfather made us steak and eggs all the time.

>> No.15287942

>$100 a month is an expensive habit
>he doesn’t know alcoholics spend $20 a night minimum while simultaneously racking up future medical bills
That sounds cheap as fuck from some perspectives

>> No.15287948


I found it hilarious

>> No.15287956

And it was not Mac. Big, yes. But no Mac.

>> No.15287994

this is true. obviously the nigger isn't saying that enjoying food makes you a faggot. He's saying that making a huge show about how good it is makes you a faggot. Looking at people like Mark Weins and people that make s0y faces over cheese burgers and shit

>> No.15288049

>hot dog juice

Gag me

>> No.15288053

I thought Abos were bad huffing it

>> No.15288064

I've heard about junkies that pass out sitting or leaning on their limbs for 4+ hours, cutting off blood and losing all function in them

>> No.15288073

yes, moonshine is that strong. It will get you drunk, yes.

>> No.15288091

That's pretty amazing desu, if one day I end up in Japan I'll go to a classy bar and see one of those clowns serve me a ridiculously complicated cocktail like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxRzzm-mjCE
Will be good fun

>> No.15288097

So is owning handguns sign of high t? Lmaoing @ your life

>> No.15288098

local city had problems with blacks being disproportionately cited for not paying for mass transit
their solution to address this is to no longer hand out citations for non payment
police don't even bother responding to property crimes anymore

>> No.15288116

it's red hot nickel ball, you swine

>> No.15288159

Everyone knows the rich city girl was better looking than Helen Hunt

>> No.15288163

More a comfy S>>15281298
outhern thing desu

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I miss his original eyes

>> No.15288208

That game is a cheap rip off of an ancient game from their village

>> No.15288244

I had 60% Everclear in a mixed drink, you couldn't smell the alcohol but it still had a strong taste.

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Me either.

>> No.15288258

>here i'll use my strong hand

>> No.15288285

why not both?

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>> No.15288496

Where are children's bodies mark?!!!!

>> No.15288520

>a quick sieg heil before the panzer delivers the fuhrers bier

>> No.15288531

>delicious looking burger patties
>but we MUST continue on our waddle towards the beetus

>> No.15288563

What the fuck

>> No.15288685

now post his redemption run

>> No.15288790

two nukes weren't enough

>> No.15288830

Racism is funny and nothing you or your tranny friends do will change that.

>> No.15288839

Based n-word poster

>> No.15288846

Goddamn I hate Americans

>> No.15288849

Yeah there's a really strong push that if there's not an even spread of representation of race demographics then racism must be at work. The solutions proposed most of the time are to lighten charges, make exceptions or just change laws outright. It's not fixing anything unfortunately.

>> No.15288859

I envy how perfect his teeth are desu

>> No.15288873

Guarantee you he died shortly after

>> No.15288963

Don't worry, he died from that

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Imagine how festive your shits would look. Maybe get some gold leaf in there too.
Also, I don't think drinking mercury is actually bad for you. It's only the fumes that are actually absorbed?

>> No.15289190

exactly the opposite of my problem

>> No.15289205

if it weren't expensive asf.

>> No.15289208

it highlights the effects the Trump administration has had on this country, were hibachi operators can't even afford grills anymore.

>> No.15289245

Awesome Sauce
Epic Fail

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>all those hand gestures

>> No.15289320

Man is a Benihana chef, he's practicing his skills for when he goes back to work after the 'rona is over.

>> No.15289335

Liquid mercury is actually used to treat some stomach disorders.

>> No.15289382

>sloppa with roast squirrel
now THIS is cottagecore

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>> No.15289425

I hate this fat cunt so much

>> No.15289550

drink the bugs?

>> No.15289716

>i dont like something so it must be gay/feminime

>> No.15289724

you need to go back

>> No.15289734

yeah i buy in bulk and sell like half of it
profits cover the habbit and then some

>> No.15289736

man, her genetics must be awful to end up like that.

>> No.15289738

he didnt you fucking retard. its retarded to drink mercury but it goes right trough you. youre thinking of organic mercury.

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Do you have to shit in some special receptacle?
I don't think it's legal to flush mercury.
I bet taking a fat mercury shit feels amazing, though.

>> No.15290019

is this a chicken gyro? those greeks sure are crafty.

>> No.15290072

The thing is all this shit being labelled 'female trait' is just shit no one should do. People used to have etiquette and not do faggy shit, but what happened is women started getting a pass because men are simps then s0y men started doing it to, it's all just bad manners. I don't want to hear you 'oooing' and 'aaahing' when we're eating steak, just say 'this steak is good' and be done with it.

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>> No.15290119

metaphor for race mixing

>> No.15290217

Nobody that’s normal does anything like this, the entire topic of people acting that way is clearly because of e-celebs. Go outside.

>> No.15290240

>cheese is white
We don't just put cheddar on everything you know.

>> No.15290339

>All these fags that don't realise it's gallium, not Mercury.

>> No.15290347

Who cares?

>> No.15290348

Here $100 only buys an eighth.
Feels bad man.

>> No.15290365

prove it.

>> No.15290370

wtf I get a quad for $80 in minecraft

>> No.15290407

That's not Japan.

>> No.15290413

This literally popped into my youtube recommended this morning and now I'm watching it here. wtf am i being truman showed?

>> No.15290416

Why does performative cooking not impress you, /ck/?

>> No.15290431

Processed snack culture is the poison of my generation because palates are so bored they have to crank up the sodium levels.

>> No.15290522

Well, that's just disrespectful.

>> No.15290524

Not just our generation, ever since WW2, American and British tastes were largely influenced by military rations, as that's what most people ate since food was so hard to come by. It pretty much stuck through the 50s with the "kitchen of the future" stuff and went from there.

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>> No.15291049

I got 3/8ths for $65. There was a buy one get one for $0.01

>> No.15291106

Anon... He had a stroke a long time ago.

>> No.15291873

gallium is much stickier than mercury, thats guaranteed mercury

>> No.15292168

go back

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I am generally opposed authoretarian measures, but this person needs a reprogramming camp.

>> No.15292336

What movie is this?

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>Seasons the eggs before cooking.
Why do people do this?
I thought.most developed countries required their kids to learn about osmosis in their basic education??

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My favorite anon of the day.

>> No.15292445

its baby eels

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>> No.15292479

If it's meecury he's dead. If it's gallium, he's worse off than before but alive.

>> No.15292487

Mercury will.kill you if you get too.much on your skin. Mercury will also kill you if ingested. What is your "thought" based on?

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>> No.15292515
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I'm going to need a source on that.
Liquid mercury kills, very easily.

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