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Haven't seen a webm thread in 2 days

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>> No.15274864

>>15274836
This is grim

>> No.15274905

>>15274836
I'm hungry enough that I'd at least try this

>> No.15274944

>>15274845
That a good webm

>> No.15274989

>>15274845
6' vs 5'11"

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>>15274836

>> No.15275006
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Cause I'm

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>> No.15275046

>>15275033
What in the fuck is this

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>>15275046

>> No.15275070

>>15275046
Nigger lasagna

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Keep posting boys.

>> No.15275231

>>15274836
That "bun" looks like it's made of crayons that were melted and swirled together. Is this what they call food gore?

>> No.15275263

>>15275046
German scripted reality TV

>> No.15275273

>>15275001
Imagine wanting to live around black people. Fucking yikes.

>> No.15275364

>>15275067
why do obese people have tiny teeth?

>> No.15275385

>>15275273
nobody wants to
the people who sing their praises on social media don't live in black areas

>> No.15275976

>>15275364
Fat gums crowding out teeth.

>> No.15275992

>>15274836
I want these people executed.

>> No.15276003

>>15275033
I now understand why Charles Dickens shamed his wife.

>> No.15276035

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? 2016??
WE STILL CAN'T HAVE SOUND ON OUR WEBUMS?

>> No.15276054

>>15275001
>risking your life for minimum wage
That is one crazy bitch.

>> No.15276055

wats wrong with his arm? Did he have a stroke from being a duisgusting fat fuck?

>> No.15276075

>>15276054
she enjoys the adrenaline rush, which i respect

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>>15275001
How do I get a gf like anons ?
My size and her ferocity,
our sons will conquer the world on a charriot of fire.

>> No.15276100 [DELETED] 

>>15275001
Respect. If more people stood up to them, maybe they'd evolve and act less like niggers

>> No.15276215

>>15276098
Is this an ancient celtic dance?

>> No.15276251

>>15276100
these ones are surprisingly tame, didn't even pull a gun

>> No.15276303

>>15275006
Imagine how many kids this sick fuck diddles in 3rd world countries and makes those sick faces at them the whole time. Fuckin freak!
>>15275188
Heh, fat retard, stroke induced through salmonella poisoning

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>> No.15276445

>>15276251
Its from Finland. We don't have handguns since we're not insecure retards

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>>15276445
I think there's another explanation...

>> No.15276510

>>15276330
Why is this kinda adorable

>> No.15276577

>>15275001
kek at the useless black friend

>> No.15276584
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>>15276510
Because they are almost human, and doing a good job of imitating us.

>> No.15276609

>>15276510
Insight into a new culture can be disarming. That same channel has one where it's Irish people trying the strongest liquor into the world (ramping up from 60% to 95%), and another where it's South Koreans trying Southern US BBQ. In the Irish one, one dude is like stone cold throughout but some Irish chick almost pukes it up after a shot. The South Koreans were mostly blown away by some much meat in the dishes, but there were a couple that didn't really jive with the flavors.

Not only do you get insight into their own culture, but you can see ours reflected in the insights they have along the way. If you've ever gone to a new country or tried to learn a new language if only to fit in with the folks around you, you probably already know the feeling. It can be tough and frustrating and completely different from the things you know, but there's also a freeing sort of feeling from temporarily letting go of the constraints of your old lifestyle or expectations.

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>>15276609
>it's South Koreans trying Southern US BBQ

>> No.15277120

>>15276330
>its big, but is it mac?
based

>> No.15277177

>>15276330
Actually some interesting opinions there.
Better than the normal, "Woooowzers, this is so amazing", fare.

>> No.15277386

>>15276054
>Violate the NAP
>get shit kicked in
simple as

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>> No.15277418

>>15277397
That's a Cat. 4 steak and eggs right there

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>>15277397
the power of the midwestern woman

>> No.15277549

>>15274836
Fuck me running, that's disgusting. Why do people down their food in condiments?

Civilized people order their condiments on the side so they can be added in measured amounts, or minimal amounts in my case.

>> No.15277560

>>15277549
How else has autism affected your life?

>> No.15277894

>>15277397
Meg's gravy is practically a food group.

>> No.15278405

>>15275006
Is it true what they post about him?
With a face like that it must be

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>> No.15278585

>>15274836
What a waste of meat. Disgusting.

>> No.15278616

>>15275046
Depression in human form

>> No.15278626

>>15276584
hearty kek

>> No.15278629

>>15275188
Holy shit this is the saddest and funniest thing ever

>> No.15278631

>>15275976
This along with acid decay from decades of heartburn and soda

>> No.15278632

>>15274836
the most insulting part is steaming the patties, fucking mexicans

>> No.15278636

>>15274836
And he starts with this

>> No.15278637

>>15276098
>CAM ON INGERLAND

>> No.15278648

>>15275001
Why the hell did she care so much?
This doesn't look like a small local store that she owns.

>> No.15278652

>>15276054
Other countries' minimum wages aren't slavery like it is here in the US.

>> No.15278653

>>15275188
those are big vegetables he's got there

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>> No.15278670

>>15278637
Based

>> No.15278702

>>15278666
Top lad

>> No.15278716

>>15275033
what the fuck is wrong with americans?

>> No.15278724

>>15278666
This should be a norm

>> No.15278728

>>15278716
the're living the Leben

>> No.15278784

>>15278716

I know you think you're being funny, but no.

>> No.15278807

>>15278654
>SQUEEEEEE
>SQUEEEEEE
>我不知道為什麼他們會這樣扔

>> No.15278844

>>15277549
yes the condiments are the problem here

>> No.15278849

>>15276612
they're really cute.. fun and very cute :)

>> No.15278855

>>15278578
Ыsauce full

>> No.15278907

>>15276609
Fuck off, cunt.

>> No.15278962

>>15275033
Thanks, I now have diabeetus, high blood pressure, and congestive heart failure from viewing this webm.

>> No.15278984

>>15276098
i can hear this webm

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>>15276330
i love this channel

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>> No.15280120

>>15278405
You've got some delicious looking children there anon. Sure would be a shame if something happened to them

>> No.15280141

>>15277397
>steak has barely just started searing
>eggs already in the pan
What the fuck? So the eggs will be cooked in a few seconds and need to be taken out of the pan but they will have uncooked meat bacteria on them?

>> No.15280802

>>15275006
UH-MAH-MEEH

>> No.15280905

>>15279725
Imagine serving that to your mice

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>my mouse's face when

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>> No.15281206

>>15275006
Is he cumming?

>> No.15281231

>>15278648
She probably got sick of the e'Ns constantly rushing in to steal shit and decided to set an example out of them. Good for her FUCK e'Ns!

>> No.15281246

>>15281206
in little kids? yea prolly

>> No.15281287

>>15275364
They have normal sized teeth but everything else expands. Have you seen an X Ray of a fat one? It's like a cartoon with small bones around decimeters of fat

>> No.15281288

>>15276330
The old man is playing up too much for the camera. He takes a bite of the food and then rants about some unrelated shit in his village

>> No.15281298

>>15277397
is the mid west really like this lads where you can go to one if your random buddies house at any time and get serve steak and eggs?

>> No.15281321

>>15281298
Yeah, it's called "hospitality". Something coasties know nothing about.

>> No.15281330

>>15275364
Corrosion

>> No.15281333

>>15276055
Yes. He's had 2 now

>> No.15281334

>>15281321
Here in NYC my friends have to set up dinner parties 2 weeks in advance and its always a stressful event for all parties involved.

>> No.15281359

>>15281298
The corn belt and the deep south are like this yes. Some parts of the southwest as well.

>> No.15281373

>>15274836
I had a rainbow bagel once. It's just a plain bagel with added color. It's nice. It's fun. But the things people do to it are just abominable.

>> No.15281496

>>15275033
At the first part of the video I thought this was the new Simply Sara, but at least Sara cooks stuff that looks like it would taste good. This is an abomination.

>> No.15281513

>>15275188
Why dose his right arm/hand move and grip stuff like a prosthetic?

>> No.15281515

>>15275188
man, he really never recovered

>> No.15281543
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>>15281513
He's had an accident that left him with limited control of his right hand.

>> No.15281556

>>15274836
thank christ covid lockdowns have likely driven scum like this into bankruptcy

>> No.15281558

>>15276054
its good to stand up for what is right, even more so when you are in such a position

>> No.15281565

>>15275001
nice
they only do that shit because people let them get away with it

>> No.15281568

>>15278716
it's from a german tv program

>> No.15281593

>>15275046
a german woman preparing traditional american lasagna

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>>15275006

>> No.15281683

>>15281610
imagine thinking that enjoying food is a sign of homosexuality

insecure closet faggot right there

>> No.15281686

>>15281683
You can enjoy food without acting like a faggot about it.

>> No.15281697

>>15281686
gotta be one depressed, unhappy sour edgelord to be against expressing joy and excitement

>> No.15281699

>>15281686
why do you care so much about what other people do?

they enjoy themselves, try it sometimes

>> No.15281708

>>15281686
so being happy is a sign of loving cock? that logic is pretty gay :^)

>> No.15281752

>>15281610
how does it mean you like cock? what kind of logic is that? oh you enjoy food and show it? better start eating my fat hairy ass cause u gay haha

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>> No.15281811

>>15275006
Why do we hate him again, /ck/?

>> No.15281833

>>15281686
Being a contrarian that bottles up their own feelings and waits on the approval of others is a self destructive path.

>> No.15281899

>>15281811
>MMMMMMMMMM OH WAOOOOW
For me anyways

>> No.15281902

>>15281811
I don't trust anyone that can't be critical

>> No.15281931

>>15281543
It wasn't an accident it was a fuckin stroke.

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>>15281931
Well, he didn't have it on purpose.

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>>15281942
True, but God gave it to him on purpose. There was a lesson there to be learned.

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>>15275001
Maybe one day she'll Finnish them off

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>>15281942
god dammit I hate america this is why al qaeda exists what the fuck is this shit what the FUCK

>> No.15282019

>>15281543
yeah the accident was eating twice the daily recommended amount of salt every day for like 50 years.

>> No.15282054

>>15275067
Absolute U N I T

>> No.15282644

>>15277397
never got why the rich girl is so taken aback by people just putting food on her plate and eating

>> No.15282650

>>15281942
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>> No.15282939

>>15277397
Swap the potatoes for some good biscuits and pepper gravy and it'd be about perfect

>> No.15282970

>>15281288
That old faggot always does that. Eats a fucking donut and goes on about goats or some shit.

>> No.15283302

>>15275001
Finnish women are fucking based.
drink you under the table and fucking punch your lights out if you cross them.

>> No.15283304

>>15276098
he's not even looking at the soccer game.

>> No.15283308

>>15275033
>$20 of just chocolate bars
>on a fucking lasagna

>> No.15283311

>>15281942
>each one of those iced coffees has enough calories in it to sustain a human for 2 days

>> No.15283315

>>15276489
yeah in order to be eligible for Finnish citizenship you need to serve your 2 or 3 years national service in the military.
t.Aussie here, one of my classmates was half Finnish and had to go to Finland to join the army after finishing highschool.

>> No.15283372

>>15281174
All faggy mannerism considered, making infused vodka on the fly is pretty nice

>> No.15283377

>>15275001
Had this been in North America, there would have been gunfire and that nigger would have been quite dead.

>> No.15283420

>>15278648
Because it's probably the family business, you retard

>> No.15283433

>>15281334
NYKer here that's because the party is for show, not about a wholesome gathering. If you went to a Hispanic or South Asian house, 100% expect to eat food and in some cases be served.

>> No.15283440

>>15281373
You probably didn't order from a good place. I've had rainbow bagels, they were sweet. Then there was a blue spectrum rainbow bagel. Tasted like berries.

>> No.15283447

>>15281955
Oh my fucking God her fucking hands and wrists

>> No.15283453

>>15283311
No they don't. At best they are 800-900 for the largest size, granted you don't customize it. These aren't milkshakes, they're Frappuccinos

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>>15283453
>frapuccino
>isn't a milkshake

>> No.15283807

>>15276609
Based
>>15278907
Kill yourself retard

>> No.15283825

>>15274845
>Faustão
FPBP

>> No.15283848

>>15276330
This is a food crime.
I visited many tribes in India and ate their strange food

>> No.15283882

>>15275001
Why not just hit her? She'd give right up

>> No.15284153

>>15279725
I like how he made some extra, just in case he didnt make enough.

>> No.15284173

>>15276445
Better have it and not need it than need it and not have it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also fuck you gook moot why won't you let me post images?

>> No.15284275

>>15278652
You don't know nothing, nanny-state shills. You get paid only to be raped by the fucked up tax rate.

>> No.15284309

>>15284275
t. doesn't actually know how the tax code works, probably said no to that extra shift because he thinks his net income will drop because fox news said so

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>>15276098
>And I claim that in the ranks of our Norfshirt legions, MARCH THE MIGHTY GHOSTS OF NGUBU'S PAST!

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>>15281697
>>15281708
>>15281833
you will never be a woman

>> No.15284364

>>15284356
What does that have to do with anything?
All I'm saying is acting like you have to be an unfeeling robot and judging others for not being an unfeeling robot is a shitty way to go about life.

>> No.15284379

>>15274836
I just vomited. Fuck you, I needed those proteins for gains.

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>> No.15284383

>>15275033
Everything was understandable until the pulled out the fucking sweets. I swear to god, make up your mind.

>> No.15284390

>>15278849
give em a call :)

>> No.15284411

>>15275001
I wish so bad we could still do this in America. Don't let them proliferate, Europe. They took this from us.

>> No.15284423

>>15274836
>Haven't seen a webm thread in 2 days
and your response to that is to post a disgusting buzzfeed esque abomination

>> No.15284518

>>15284411
in america someone would have shot them and that would be the end

>> No.15284522

>>15284356
yes, and your father will never see you as a man

>> No.15284549

>>15284356
What is this from?

>> No.15284573

>>15281683
it is though.
YWNBAW

>> No.15284860

>>15284573
what is it? am i gay or do i want to be a woman?

>> No.15284910

>>15276612
Yeah, that's basically the thought process.

>> No.15284931

>>15281298
Not sure about the midwest but in the South here yeah it's a lot like that, though not necessarily steak since quality beef is too pricey to eat regularly. Burgers, fried chicken, mustard/turnip greens, mashed potatoes, black eye peas, and cornbread though, yeah. BBQ sometimes too but it's a bit more labor-intensive.

>>15281334
What the other guy said is pretty much spot on. Completely missing the point of a casual get-together.

>> No.15284972

>>15274836
This kills me

>> No.15285000

>>15280141
It's steak, not chicken you spaz

>> No.15285004

>>15281942
Lol'd hard

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>>15283311
Uhhh, sweetie. It's coffee.
Caffeine actually burns calories.

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>>15284327
I want to turn that faggot upside down and take a shit in the bucket.

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>> No.15285121

>>15284860
You will never be a gay

>> No.15285156

>>15285047
So Scots are the mexicans of Europe basically?

>> No.15285214

>>15285034
Fucking Savages

>> No.15285220

>>15281321
>go to ma's
>get some tatOs and eggs
>hang out with cousins and shoot the shit, play improvised sports or shit like ping pong or old video games.
>everyone has a good time and wonders why they don't do it more often
>>15281334
>Go to Skylerns loft
>get served a weird three course fusion style meal they found on YouTube
>Smoke LMAO because that's what everyone else is doing and there's always that one fag that is really pushy about it while saying that they're totally OK with you abstaining.
>leave annoyed
This world is suffering.

>> No.15285318

>>15281513
he had 2 strokes

>> No.15285326

>>15285220
That's life bro, growing up in rural America is wonderful.

>> No.15285447

>>15276584
What The FUCK!

>> No.15285562

>>15281811
cause he looks like a fukkin lemur.

>> No.15285617

>>15285034
what is the point of this assbackwards retarded bullfuck

>> No.15285961

>>15285326
Yes it can be. It can also be hell.
>little cousins trapped with their meth head mom on a farm up north
>father beats everyone
>They "hunt" with a rifle out of their basement window, often only to leave the bleeding carcass of the animal on their foyer floor.
>shit aunt finally died after years of hard drug abuse
>the three kids, all developmentally intact (somehow) all really sweet kids.
>After years of the family trying to get custody
>they disappear with the father to another town, it's very hard to track them down and open new cases to try to get custody
>they may be turning rotten as we speak
Every place has its own challenges. I just miss home sometimes.
>t. Californian resident transplanted from Minnesota.
California is the same way, you've got families who refuse to leave, even due to crushing cost of living, because it would mean that they couldn't get together on days like today. You've got child progidies from wonderful upper middle class families.
Then you've got The city, crime rates higher than ever, Can't even go without your car getting broken into. Drugs and gangs on the streets, corrupt politicians who steal our overtaxed everything to embezzle and wreck the infrastructure.
It's rough out there, but as they say - We must tend our garden.

>> No.15286398

>>15285156
They love deepfrying shit that no one else does

>> No.15286425

>>15285617
Man go back

>> No.15286427

>>15286398
Deep fried Mars bars are fucking amazing and I've tried to replicate fried pizza and can't quite get the batter right

>> No.15286436

>>15278989
Lmao I haven't seen this one yet

>> No.15286456

>>15281568
do germans really?

>> No.15286480

>>15281288
Fuck you, the old guy's curmudgeonly opinions are the best part.

>> No.15286490

>>15283308

When you are that fat, food ceases to taste good or even matter. You are addicted to fat and sugar. Without it you will go through an emotional and physical withdrawal. So the flavor combinations are irrelevant

>> No.15286491

>>15274836

It disgusts me that cattle died to make this abomination. At least make their deaths mean something.

>> No.15286523

>>15281942
all that caffine and sugar for the very busy day she is having

>> No.15286692

>>15281298
I'm in the Midwest. Nobody eats steak and eggs for breakfast anymore. Even boomers just sip a coffee and maybe nibble on a donut or some hashbrowns

>> No.15286698

>>15281942
>director of HR

>> No.15286751

>>15276609
>95%
Do people actually fucking drink that?

>> No.15286778

>>15276609
I find different cultures pretty samey. The differences are only superficial. Humans are a surprisingly boring and homogenous species for their level of technological development.

>> No.15286801

>>15281942
must exercise

>> No.15286835

>>15282644
>Patriarchy
Contrast with her boyfriend's ex-wife for that sweet sweet romantic true love plot

>> No.15286841

>>15283614
I like you anon.

>> No.15286871

>>15278632
that's just to melt the cheese, retard

>> No.15286904

>>15283315
not 100% necessary, two of my cousins got dual citizenship in finland without serving in the military, though our grandfather was from there
and we're burgers

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>>15276330
>It's big but it's not mac

>> No.15286946

>>15281800
imagine the smell

>> No.15286962

>>15281288
You obviously haven't met this kind of person

>> No.15286965

>>15281800
For what purpose?

>> No.15286967

>>15276330
I want Big But Not Mac to have his own cooking show. He's pretty much the only reason to watch this stupid ass video.

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>>15286965
The guy's entire channel is "Dropping Super Heated Steel Ball on Things".

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>>15275070
>"hurr durr racism funny"
>its literally being made by a fat white bitch

>> No.15287097

>>15284275
Is this what peak Stockholm syndrome looks like?

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OP back again. Glad you guys are posting but theres a lack of webms

>> No.15287293

>>15286490
it more so amazes me that fat people manage to still be fat when they must spend literally $200 or more a day on fucking food.
but then weed smokers are the degenerates for spending $100 a month on their habit

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>>15287293
100 a month for weed is a pretty small amount, i mean im in upside down land but i sometimes go through a 50 a week, maybe i should buy in bulk..

>> No.15287346

>>15274836
I think the singular 'tastebud' is accurate, you probably only have 1 working if this is good food to you.

>> No.15287389

>>15278716
>german labeled products
>Meica Bockwurst
>german tv progamme
>Pures Leben - Mitten in Deutschland - Kochkünste
>Pure life - in the middle of Germany - culinary arts
>cheese is white
Can't get less american than this.
>troll screams "americans!"
Desperate to force a false narrative.

>> No.15287399

>>15275033
>Family Stories _ Eileen's leckere Pizza - YouTube [360p]
p-p-p-pizza? how is that p... never mind, crazy germans.

>> No.15287418

>>15287054
Nigger lasagna

>> No.15287488

>>15283372
they have whole "contests" which encourage this kind of "flair". the contests are split between flair and non-flair, so you have to forgive them for being so faggy because they're literally taught that it's expected at this level/price-point. sometimes they make some fun drinks, though.

i dated a girl in Aomori who was a big part of the NBA, which is their national bartenders association which has a lot of contests and meetups and stuff. it's kind of fun to be served by these kinds of bartenders if you just go with it and pretend to be royalty, as opposed to thinking of them as "showing off" for you

>> No.15287552

>>15285121
thanks bro

>> No.15287688

>>15281683
AHEM
Nick Avocado

>> No.15287692

>>15275188
Is he having a stroke? Does he know what vegetables are?

>> No.15287697

>>15281942
Those drinks are the only reason she's able to walk inside.

>> No.15287755

>>15285961
California's crime rate is at a historic low right now but ok dude. Feels over reals.

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>>15281942
two sips at the same time, man

>> No.15287765

>>15283447
lel jesus christ

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>>15285961
>We must tend our garden.

>>15287755
not surprising when you legalize crime

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>> No.15287792

>>15287779
>not surprising when you legalize crime
For example?

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>>15287796

>> No.15287815

>>15287806
Soon to be outlawed in China.

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>> No.15287820

>>15282644
That's probably breakfast.

>> No.15287825

>>15284327
Isn't the point of an air fryer so you don't have or not supposed to add coating?

>> No.15287833

>>15287389
Even germans have better cheese than americans.

>> No.15287836

>>15287808
the forbidden sip

>> No.15287838

>>15276612
I don't really want to see asians

>> No.15287846

>>15277397
I always conflate this lady with the lady from Michael and I think she dies making them breakfast.

>> No.15287853

>>15275188
>>>/wsg/3732493

>> No.15287858

>>15284382
I was expecting a lot more sugar in the recipe

>> No.15287873

>>15285038
Why is this man so entranced by his sloppa?

>> No.15287874

>>15276584
I know Nikocado Avocado can do some extreme things for clickbait, but getting surgery to make his eyes Asian is going too far.

>> No.15287875

>>15287792
Misdemeanor for theft under $1,000 and no cash bail are a few examples.

>> No.15287877

>>15286692
Steak and eggs has always been a meme. For most people it's too expensive or heavy for anything but special occasions, and only has the cultural cache that it does because of NASA.

>> No.15287885

>>15276330
red hat knows whats up. the middle bun is unnecessary.

>> No.15287888

>>15275188
sometimes i'll fall asleep on my arm a weird way and when i wake up it will be totally asleep. I bet that feels exactly the same except it never goes away.

>> No.15287892

>>15287801
>adding MSG to a mcgangbang
for what purpose?

>> No.15287893

>>15286490
I dont understand how someone can get that fucking obese. I will admit I'm a big boy, but even at my worse, when I ate pretty much whatever, I wasn't a third of what these planets weigh. Do they do nothing but eat all day long?

>> No.15287903

>>15287339
I spend about 150 a year on it. But one plant grow outside can get bigger than a morbidly obese man. So I only need to buy seeds once a year.

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>>15287808
>Hey man can I get a little squirt?

>> No.15287930

>>15276445
In other words you are low T faggots who cry at the sound of a car backfiring

>> No.15287937

>>15287930
The finnish? They will fucking stab you.

>> No.15287940

>>15286692

When I was a kid my grandfather made us steak and eggs all the time.

>> No.15287942

>>15287293
>>15287339
>$100 a month is an expensive habit
>he doesn’t know alcoholics spend $20 a night minimum while simultaneously racking up future medical bills
That sounds cheap as fuck from some perspectives

>> No.15287948

>>15285617

I found it hilarious

>> No.15287956

>>15277120
And it was not Mac. Big, yes. But no Mac.

>> No.15287994

>>15281610
this is true. obviously the nigger isn't saying that enjoying food makes you a faggot. He's saying that making a huge show about how good it is makes you a faggot. Looking at people like Mark Weins and people that make s0y faces over cheese burgers and shit

>> No.15288049

>>15287796
>hot dog juice

Gag me

>> No.15288053

>>15287808
I thought Abos were bad huffing it

>> No.15288064

>>15287888
I've heard about junkies that pass out sitting or leaning on their limbs for 4+ hours, cutting off blood and losing all function in them

>> No.15288073

>>15286751
yes, moonshine is that strong. It will get you drunk, yes.

>> No.15288091

>>15287488
That's pretty amazing desu, if one day I end up in Japan I'll go to a classy bar and see one of those clowns serve me a ridiculously complicated cocktail like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxRzzm-mjCE
Will be good fun

>> No.15288097

>>15287930
So is owning handguns sign of high t? Lmaoing @ your life

>> No.15288098

>>15287792
local city had problems with blacks being disproportionately cited for not paying for mass transit
their solution to address this is to no longer hand out citations for non payment
police don't even bother responding to property crimes anymore

>> No.15288116

>>15286971
it's red hot nickel ball, you swine

>> No.15288159

>>15277397
Everyone knows the rich city girl was better looking than Helen Hunt

>> No.15288163

>>15281298
More a comfy S>>15281298
outhern thing desu

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>>15287874
I miss his original eyes

>> No.15288208

>>15278989
That game is a cheap rip off of an ancient game from their village

>> No.15288244

>>15288073
>>15286751
I had 60% Everclear in a mixed drink, you couldn't smell the alcohol but it still had a strong taste.

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>>15287838
Me either.

>> No.15288258

>>15275188
>here i'll use my strong hand

>> No.15288285

>>15282939
why not both?

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>> No.15288496

>>15275006
Where are children's bodies mark?!!!!

>> No.15288520

>>15285028
>a quick sieg heil before the panzer delivers the fuhrers bier

>> No.15288531

>>15274836
>delicious looking burger patties
>but we MUST continue on our waddle towards the beetus
why

>> No.15288563

>>15288490
What the fuck

>> No.15288685

>>15276584
now post his redemption run

>> No.15288790

>>15284327
two nukes weren't enough

>> No.15288830

>>15287054
Racism is funny and nothing you or your tranny friends do will change that.

>> No.15288839

>>15287418
Based n-word poster

>> No.15288846

>>15275033
Goddamn I hate Americans

>> No.15288849

>>15287792
>>15288116
>>15288098
Yeah there's a really strong push that if there's not an even spread of representation of race demographics then racism must be at work. The solutions proposed most of the time are to lighten charges, make exceptions or just change laws outright. It's not fixing anything unfortunately.

>> No.15288859

>>15287783
I envy how perfect his teeth are desu

>> No.15288873

>>15288490
Guarantee you he died shortly after

>> No.15288963

>>15288563
Don't worry, he died from that

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>>15288490
Imagine how festive your shits would look. Maybe get some gold leaf in there too.
Also, I don't think drinking mercury is actually bad for you. It's only the fumes that are actually absorbed?

>> No.15289190

>>15287838
exactly the opposite of my problem

>> No.15289205

>>15281298
if it weren't expensive asf.

>> No.15289208

>>15285617
it highlights the effects the Trump administration has had on this country, were hibachi operators can't even afford grills anymore.

>> No.15289245

>>15278907
Awesome Sauce
>>15283807
Epic Fail

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>>15284327
>all those hand gestures

>> No.15289320

>>15285617
Man is a Benihana chef, he's practicing his skills for when he goes back to work after the 'rona is over.

>> No.15289335

>>15288980
Liquid mercury is actually used to treat some stomach disorders.

>> No.15289382

>>15285038
>sloppa with roast squirrel
now THIS is cottagecore

>> No.15289400

>>15287994
>>15281610
these

>> No.15289425

>>15287818
>>15287817
I hate this fat cunt so much

>> No.15289550

>>15287806
drink the bugs?

>> No.15289716

>>15281610
>>15287994
>>15289400
>i dont like something so it must be gay/feminime
manchildren

>> No.15289724

>>15284356
you need to go back

>> No.15289734

>>15287339
yeah i buy in bulk and sell like half of it
profits cover the habbit and then some

>> No.15289736

>>15281942
man, her genetics must be awful to end up like that.

>> No.15289738

>>15288963
>>15288873
he didnt you fucking retard. its retarded to drink mercury but it goes right trough you. youre thinking of organic mercury.

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>>15289335
Do you have to shit in some special receptacle?
I don't think it's legal to flush mercury.
I bet taking a fat mercury shit feels amazing, though.

>> No.15290019

>>15289748
is this a chicken gyro? those greeks sure are crafty.

>> No.15290072

>>15287994
The thing is all this shit being labelled 'female trait' is just shit no one should do. People used to have etiquette and not do faggy shit, but what happened is women started getting a pass because men are simps then s0y men started doing it to, it's all just bad manners. I don't want to hear you 'oooing' and 'aaahing' when we're eating steak, just say 'this steak is good' and be done with it.

>> No.15290101

>>15290019
kek

>> No.15290119

>>15281800
metaphor for race mixing

>> No.15290217

>>15290072
Nobody that’s normal does anything like this, the entire topic of people acting that way is clearly because of e-celebs. Go outside.

>> No.15290240

>>15287389
>cheese is white
We don't just put cheddar on everything you know.

>> No.15290339

>>15288490
>All these fags that don't realise it's gallium, not Mercury.

>> No.15290347

>>15274836
Who cares?

>> No.15290348

>>15287339
Here $100 only buys an eighth.
Feels bad man.

>> No.15290365

>>15290339
prove it.

>> No.15290370

>>15290348
wtf I get a quad for $80 in minecraft

>> No.15290407

>>15288790
That's not Japan.

>> No.15290413

>>15277397
This literally popped into my youtube recommended this morning and now I'm watching it here. wtf am i being truman showed?

>> No.15290416

>>15284327
>>15285034
Why does performative cooking not impress you, /ck/?

>> No.15290431

>>15287787
Processed snack culture is the poison of my generation because palates are so bored they have to crank up the sodium levels.

>> No.15290522

>>15274836
Well, that's just disrespectful.

>> No.15290524

>>15290431
Not just our generation, ever since WW2, American and British tastes were largely influenced by military rations, as that's what most people ate since food was so hard to come by. It pretty much stuck through the 50s with the "kitchen of the future" stuff and went from there.

>> No.15290593

>>15284549
/pol/.

>> No.15291049

>>15287339
>>15290348
I got 3/8ths for $65. There was a buy one get one for $0.01

>> No.15291106

>>15287692
Anon... He had a stroke a long time ago.

>> No.15291873

>>15290339
gallium is much stickier than mercury, thats guaranteed mercury

>> No.15292168

>>15287838
go back

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>>15275033
I am generally opposed authoretarian measures, but this person needs a reprogramming camp.

>> No.15292336

>>15277397
What movie is this?

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>>15279725
>Seasons the eggs before cooking.
Why do people do this?
I thought.most developed countries required their kids to learn about osmosis in their basic education??

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>>15285038
My favorite anon of the day.

>> No.15292445

>>15289550
its baby eels

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>>15287817

>> No.15292479

>>15288490
If it's meecury he's dead. If it's gallium, he's worse off than before but alive.

>> No.15292487

>>15288980
Mercury will.kill you if you get too.much on your skin. Mercury will also kill you if ingested. What is your "thought" based on?

>> No.15292498

>>15289748
>filename
kek

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>>15289335
I'm going to need a source on that.
Liquid mercury kills, very easily.

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