/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15273792]

>A chemical compound used in vanilla flavouring and scents comes from the anal glands of beavers.

So, who was the first person to discover that a beavers ass tastes like vanilla?

[Anonymous No.15273797]

your mum

[Anonymous No.15274025]

>>15273792
Probably someone that killed and ate a beaver

[Anonymous No.15274051]

>>15273792
me

[Anonymous No.15274092]

>>15273792
I dunno but I’ve used real vanilla and it’s miles better than beaver butthole extract, I think this is just one of those things where they try to convince you it’s just as good but it never will be and never was. If you notice, there’s rarely ever real vanilla extract anymore. Pretty soon they’ll gaze out the real meat for bug and plant based substitutes.

[Anonymous No.15274105]

someone explain this to me. How common is this? i thought vanilla flavour came from wood

[Anonymous No.15274115]

>>15274105
Vanilla flavor naturally comes from the vanilla flower you sped, but it’s incredibly common for the USDA to approve “extracts” from sources such as beavers assholes, bugs assholes (look up the pink coloring in McDonald’s milkshakes), and many other creatures assholes because the demand is sufficiently way too fucking high for supply to be met.

[Anonymous No.15274121]

>>15274115
Just wait until you find out about that crunchy coating on M&Ms.

[Anonymous No.15274130]

>>15274121
Kek, technically there’s a certain amount of “crunch” in everything you buy, as the USDA allows a certain amount of particulate insect matter in literally everything. Grow your own food people. Sustainable home growing is the way of the future, believe me the whole world is gonna tell you that you’re retarded until the supply chain inevitably collapses under the duress of WWIII

[Anonymous No.15274138]

>>15273792
Lies

[Anonymous No.15274144]

>>15274105
Not common anymore. There are cheaper ways to make imitation vanilla.

[Anonymous No.15274267]

>>15274130
I'm just fucking around.
While actual shellac is an ingredient that a person can buy, and small amounts were used in some candies in the past, M&Ms are really just a sugar coating that's highly polished so it sort of looks like shellac.

[Anonymous No.15274396]

>>15274025
Why would he be sucking its ass though?

[Anonymous No.15274846]

>>15274396
Why would you ever need to ask this question? Are you gay or something?

[Anonymous No.15274873]

>>15273792
>>15274025
>>15274396
Beavers scent mark their territory in a musky sweet odor using their butts. Since it's meant to smell, you probably don't have to rim a beaver to discover it.

[Anonymous No.15274939]

the beaver juice was use in perfumes. Then chemists found the formula, then made the association with vanilla's own formulas. Fuck off furry

[Anonymous No.15274958]

>>15273792
me

[Anonymous No.15274982]

>>15273792
French fur traders

[Anonymous No.15275007]

>>15274873
>you probably don't have to rim a beaver to discover it.
>Canada's face when pausing during a good old fashioned beaver rimming
Who invited this guy?

[Anonymous No.15275009]

Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.15275022]

>>15275007
>nobody
>not even Keanu Reeves
>you: comes here from reddit

[Anonymous No.15275023]

Probably some weird Indian autistic who got caught licking beaver arse in his teepee

[Anonymous No.15275031]

>>15275022
Nice filename faggot, what cringe ass normie website did you get it from?

[Anonymous No.15275201]

>>15274130
I grew my own food and there are still worms + insects in the fruits and veg.

[Anonymous No.15275394]

>>15275022
Found the Canadian, kek

[Anonymous No.15275625]

>>15275009
I imagine it smells like vanilla

[Anonymous No.15277323]

>>15274121
Or calamari

[Anonymous No.15277360]

>>15274115
Castoreum and cochineal are used far less than you think.

[Anonymous No.15277416]

>It's another bait /ck/ thread