/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15272521]

Trying to imress this chick I met, taking her to Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. First time eating in a nice place. How do I act like I know what im ordering etc...

[Anonymous No.15272528]

>>15272521
just don't order spaghetti whatever you do

[Anonymous No.15272529]

>>15272521
you're already fucking up.. do not do this. it creates something worse than mustard gas. would you like advice?

i'm a little bit of what you'd call a "smooth operator", so ;)

[Anonymous No.15272534]

>>15272528
na just need to know what kind of steak cut etc is fancy and a side cause they are pricey

[Anonymous No.15272576]

>>15272521
bro tell us more. im legitimately concerned about your date

[Anonymous No.15272589]

>>15272534
Just get a filet, medium rare, their sides are shareable, potatoes au gratin is a safe choice. Their lobster voodoo appetizer is fantastic. If you're worried about it being pricy maybe Ruth Chris wasn't the way to go. You're gonna spend some money, anon.

[Anonymous No.15272597]

>>15272521
Filet mignon>tenderloin>sirloin
Don't get fried cheese as a side, get something eaten with a fork that isn't disgusting.

[Anonymous No.15272603]

>going to a chain to impress your date
what shithole do you hail from?

[Anonymous No.15272609]

>>15272534
just order whatever you want, its a date dont overthink it dont get a massive meal and shove it down your gob like an orc

[Anonymous No.15272610]

KEK
give you two weeks tops and no sex in these two weeks while u unforgivably simp

[Anonymous No.15272611]

>>15272603
trust me, even coasties think ruth's chris is a flex. it's for people who have money but ZERO taste

[Anonymous No.15272635]

>>15272576
like what do u want to know

[Anonymous No.15272646]

>>15272635
i'm drunk and i really want to help you. i can post body to prove i am not larping about being quite decent at putting my penis in wet holes.

>howd you meet
>how many dates have you been on
>how hot is she out of ten
>how hot are you out of ten
>how old are you both
>where do you live (city)

i can help if you answer these questions

[Anonymous No.15272650]

>>15272646
met on fb mutual friends
No dates yet just tons of text
shes like a 5/10
im like 6/10
IM 28 shes 26
atlantic city nj

[Anonymous No.15272662]

i remember going there with my mom and stepdad in metarie LA when i was really young. i think i ordered mac and cheese and my stepdad was really mad about his mashed potatoes for some reason. after that we just went to this place called live bait bar & grill for any nice occasion. it was half a block away from deanie's seafood which is famous, don't know why we never went there but live bait had a cute patio and was probably just as good.

[Anonymous No.15272666]

>>15272529
Imagine typing that out thinking that you’re funny. The next time you think “why do people here hate reditors?”, think to yourself about how you write posts like that.

[Anonymous No.15272671]

>>15272521
Snap your fingers at the waiter to get his attention and tell him to bring you a bottle of his finest French red. When he gets back with the wine, reach inside his vest or apron (not sure what the waiters are wearing there now) both have a pocket inside you can slip a tip into. Fold the dollar bill up fairly tight so the chick you're with can't see it's a Washington, and so the waiter won't notice what a shit tip you gave until after the restaurant closes for the night.

If this chick is like most girls, she won't know shit about wine. The good thing is, you don't need to know a goddamn thing about wine either. Watch some Youtube videos where jackass wine snobs review wines and see how they do it. Use the wine aroma wheel I've attached to pick some choice words to describe the wine.

Don't even bother looking at the menu. When the waiter comes back, tell him you want a cowboy ribeye medium rare. Not using the menu projects confidence. Girls are usually too self conscious to order steaks, so she'll probably get fish, chicken, or a salad. DO NOT MAKE A JOKE ABOUT THIS. Do not say "damn girl, you're so sexy you could be eating two steaks."

I don't know what kind of girl you're taking out. If she's sort of classy, compare your steak to the steak at Le Bœuf Volant in Paris. The one at Le Bœuf Volant was better obviously, so tell her that. Haven't been to Le Bœuf Volant? Don't worry, she hasn't either. If she's a bit of a trashy chick, compare your steak to the one at PRIME Steakhouse at The Bellagio in Las Vegas. The Bellagio is the Vegas casino with the big ass fountains, tell this chick about how PRIME has great views of the fountains and the best steak you've ever eaten.

Even if this girl ordered a salad or some other girl garbagio, I guarantee this bitch wants dessert. The thing with girls is they're usually too shy to order dessert. Tell her you're ordering a dessert, and pick one off the menu that she likes. Let her eat most of it.

[Anonymous No.15272680]

>>15272650
oof.. okay bro, a formal dinner is THE LAST place you ever want to take a stranger. it's stuffy, it's expenive and you both realize it's expensive and it puts expectations on the date, if you dont get along you are stuck with her for 2 hours minimum.

for a 5/10 you aren't even sure that you like, spending $300+ on a meal is out of the question. it is inappropriate and she will feel uncomfortable because you are gonna feel entitled to her pussy after shelling out some dough.

are you near the shore? grabbing some casual food to go that you eat with your hands and going for a walk on the beach would be my move. it's casual, you're not stuck in one place, it's low expectations. if either of you aren't feeling it, it can easily be ended with a cordial hug and never speak again.

if that goes well, have a divey bar in mind where it's dark. no tv's, hole in the wall kinda bar. then you start drinking, but you always stay ONE drink behind her because if you get too drunk youre gonna fuck it up (i still fuck this up sometimes and im 31). then it either gets a little physical and she does the shoulder touch thing when you make her laugh or she awkwardly sips her drinks without any physical contact. if the former, you say yo would you like to get outta here and head back to mine for (insert bullshit reason here). she will say yes if things are going well. if things are NOT going well and she hasn't touched you once, whether it be with her legs or her hands while laughing, call it a night.

this formula is not exact but it is the culmination of my 15 years of dealing with women. goodluck, have fun, and DO NOT take her out to that steakhouse bro

[Anonymous No.15272686]

>>15272521
Filet is the boomer cut and trash at a place like this. Look over the menu together all cute and shit. But you get a ribeye or porterhouse, side of broccoli and whatever potato side to share. Get a nice scotch and whatever she wants, maybe a desert if she's fat, anything goes. When the bill comes and she pretends to want to pay, call her bluff and let her. Then tell her, I'll get the next one, wink and never talk to her again.

[Anonymous No.15272693]

>>15272671

[Anonymous No.15272701]

During dinner, you're going to need some stuff to talk about. Mentally prepare some topics ahead of time so you don't end up with long awkward pauses. Girls love to talk, so get this girl talking about herself because girls especially love talking about themselves. Hopefully this girl likes conversation or talking at least a little bit because there is nothing worse than a date that feels like an interview because the other person doesn't know how to have a conversation and you have to keep prodding them to get them to say anything.

Some people are horribly unsocialized from years of 4chan and have forgotten how to have a normal conversation. Do not under any circumstances do/discuss the following:
>Start yapping about sex
>Spew memes
>Talk about ANYTHING /pol/

[Anonymous No.15272703]

>>15272650
>shes like a 5/10
>im like 6/10

If she's really a 5, and she knows she's a 5, you're most likely overrating yourself. Women don't look for partners prettier than them.

[Anonymous No.15272704]

>>15272521
order a ribeye. give her a piece of the ribeye cap, tell her it's the best part. if she doesn't seem to enjoy it, leave with the steak.

[Anonymous No.15272708]

>>15272703
shes fatter then me though

[Anonymous No.15272714]

>>15272708
Then bail now, it's not gonna get any better

[Anonymous No.15272718]

>>15272708
Good thing about fat chicks is they don't eat as much as you'd think they do. It's the skinny girls you gotta watch out for. I took a bitch out and she ordered herself TWO entrees, multiple appetizers, and a big ass margarita. She ate about half of one entree and then said she was full. She took them both home though. She was also a stripper, not sure if that's relevant.

[Anonymous No.15272722]

>>15272718
she was prob coked out

[Anonymous No.15272724]

>>15272718
Probably bulemic.

>>15272708
Don't matter.

[Anonymous No.15272726]

>>15272722
Nah, we'd been hanging out all day. She definitely wasn't coked up. I've known some strippers who do a shitload of coke and this chick wasn't one of them. If you're at the club and they ask if you party, what they really mean is whether you want to do coke.

[Anonymous No.15272729]

>>15272708
>then

i feel retarded for typing this >>15272680 when all you are trying to do is fuck a fat chick. literally just dont care and treat her as such. she will fuck you if that's all youre looking to do

[Anonymous No.15272737]

>>15272729
depends ive had fat chicks blow me after a applebess dinner and some act like hey are too good

[Anonymous No.15272750]

>>15272737
Hair length is a big indicator. A 400lb chick with short hair thinks she's the most amazing thing in the universe and will be a fucking cunt any chance she get (internalized low self esteem) and act like shes doing you a favor.
Longer hair def will be more quiet and DTF

[Anonymous No.15272751]

>>15272737
if you've been on more than one single date to applebees under ANY circumstance, you have already lost. i'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.15272754]

>>15272751
thats my usual go to, 1 dollar drinks and 2 for 20

[Anonymous No.15272758]

>>15272750
truth. fat, desperate women always have the most immaculate makeup/hair/clothes because they know what their worth is and they're trying to bloatmaxx.

fatasses who are hairy, shit hair, poorfag style, spout feminist liberation BS.. you get up, go to the bathroom, and you leave. period. full stop.

[Anonymous No.15272761]

>>15272726
If you're ever in a new city and need a coke hookup, find out which strip club in town has the hottest girls, and go there. One of the girls will get you connected. You may have to buy a VIP dance to get a coke hookup which isn't cheap, but if you love coke it'll be damn well worth it.

[Anonymous No.15272765]

>>15272761
why would a stripper give you her hookup? think about this for more than two seconds

[Anonymous No.15272787]

>>15272765
>buy dance
>follow contact rules and chat with her
>eventually you can flat out ask if she knows anyone selling
>She'll either tell you or tell you who does
>If the latter, pay for the dance, then find who she mentioned and repeat.

[Anonymous No.15272793]

>>15272787
in my experience, YOU already having the shit.. already being the "guy".. breaking out some drugs instead of being a nigger tier mooch during the dance.. that will get you MUCH further

[Anonymous No.15272806]

>>15272793
>new in the area
>already have hookup
You really need to pick one.

[Anonymous No.15272813]

>>15272787
doesnt really make sense to me, the stripper is gonna say she can get you the coke, hit her plug and then tell u the cheapest around is $90 a g and its gas

[Anonymous No.15272885]

>>15272793
She's not going to just give you drugs for free you goof

[Anonymous No.15272931]

>>15272701
>Talk about ANYTHING /pol/

Exactly. Remain subservient and DO NOT hold your elected officials accountable for their crimes. It doesn't matter that they not only want you dead, but they've just betrayed you in a manner never before seen. Everything is okay.

[Anonymous No.15272948]

>>15272931
And back to /pol/ with you dummy

[Anonymous No.15272965]

>>15272611
>it's for people who have money but ZERO taste
This

[Anonymous No.15272980]

>>15272521
After reading the thread, DO NOT TAKE HER THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR THE LOVE GOD DONT!
Find something casual that doesn't require a real commitment from either party.
>>15272680 has some good suggestions. Keep it simple and go from there.

[Anonymous No.15272981]

>>15272948
Exactly. It's a damned shame that you've grown too weak to do anything about it.

[Anonymous No.15272986]

>>15272981
What are you doing besides ranting about it on /pol/ and shitting up threads on other boards?

[Anonymous No.15272989]

>>15272521
So much to unpack. Is this bait?

[Anonymous No.15273000]

>>15272986
How unaware are you? Shouldn't Americans be asking themselves this? It'd be more constructive.

[Anonymous No.15273012]

>>15272521
Pro-tip. No chain restauarant is a 'nice place'.

[Anonymous No.15273036]

>>15273000
Back to /pol/ you goof. Stay there this time.

[Anonymous No.15273066]

>>15273036
You sound like a faggot.

[Anonymous No.15273081]

>>15272521
Well remember your walkers and oxygen tank and hold the door for her. Remember that the plates are HOT HOT HOT.

[Anonymous No.15273084]

>>15272589
Creamed spinach is very good so are the scallops
>>15272597
Ribeye > prime rib > porterhouse > ny strip > filet
They don't even have sirloin at ruths chris

[Anonymous No.15273191]

>>15273084
imagine going out to eat and trying to impress a lass and ordering a porterhouse.. the strip steak is king amongst steaks and those who know steaks.

it honestly doesnt mattr as long as you order for BOTH of you

[Anonymous No.15273193]

Is Chris a cuck? Why does Ruth own him?

[Anonymous No.15273251]

>>15272671
I always order steak at a steakhouse unless I'm not that hungry and never I never bother with dessert but that's just me.

[Anonymous No.15273382]

>>15272521
Order the most expensive thing on the menu, then immediately complain about it once it gets to you. After you send it back 2 or 3 times, tell them you've changed your mind and all you want to eat is a Caesar salad.

[Anonymous No.15273419]

>>15272761
You are a idiot, just go ask a young waiter for free.

[Anonymous No.15273463]

>>15272521
Make sure to get her drunk OP so she enjoys it and order something the fanciest thing for yourself , run the bill up a bit to the hundreds so she associates you with wealth, honestly something with lobster still has wealth associated with it to normes try get her to smoke weed in between to keep lowering her inhibitions then insist she cover the bill because you forgot your wallet but, you will pay her back for the whole thing. But then reveal as your leaving well honestly I should pay you back now so do you mind coming by my place to get it right now I'll drive hopefully the bill is high enough she will just agree and still kinda drunk. Make sure she comes in your room tell her just a minute you left it somewhere tell her to sit on your bed. Then bring out more drinks and pot get her fucked up and she being on your bed the transition is much easier. Make sure though after she gets extra high so she passes out and forgets about the bill. Rush her out next maybe get her high again to keep her sedated drop her off.

This way you get to fuck and she pays for the date. Did this on pof and okcupid, i mean sometimes you can straight say you want to just come over to their place and skip all of this.

[Anonymous No.15273506]

>>15272708
>>15272650
save your money and buy a book on stoic philosophy you fucking degenerate.

[Anonymous No.15274038]

>>15272650
>atlantic city
I would say nix the ruth chris and walk a block up to Los Amigos and have Mexican instead. Cheaper and faster yet it still has good ambiance.

[Anonymous No.15274043]

>>15272521
Careful. Ruth's Chris is a very seductive Chris. He may steal your date.

[Anonymous No.15274059]

order raw onion and don't be greedy, share it with your date too.

[Anonymous No.15274126]

>>15272611
>it's for people who have money but ZERO taste
Fact check: TRUE

It's a gosh darn chain store. It's for people who go to Vegas for family vacation. It's for people who can't cook for themselves. It's for people who want to go to their nearest city, but don't know anything about it. It's for people who get impressed with compound butter on a steak.

[Anonymous No.15274227]

>>15274043
Htf did they come up with that name anyway? Was the founder a non-binary transitioning from his feminine side "Ruth," to his masculine side "Chris?"

[Anonymous No.15274235]

>>15274227
A person called Ruth bought the Chris Steak House business and needed to keep the name for brand recognition but was too egotistic to not add her name.

[Anonymous No.15274279]

>>15272671

[Anonymous No.15274297]

>>15272718
this is one of the funnier posts this board has seen in some time, and it is going to go unappreciated

[Anonymous No.15274300]

>>15273193
I also thought the naming was weird

[Anonymous No.15274302]

>>15274297
Maybe it just wasn't that funny, anon

[Anonymous No.15274305]

>>15272521
Watch that episode of The Wire (season 4).

[Anonymous No.15274306]

>>15274302
dude it is pretty funny unless i just read too much into it, and interpreted it as a joke about a guy who took a stripper out who proceeded to get food for her boyfriend
i think it is very fucking funny

[Anonymous No.15274308]

>>15274297
Hey chief, we do things differently in /ck/

[Anonymous No.15274316]

>>15274306
Just mildly amusing.

[Anonymous No.15274318]

>>15272521
https://voca.ro/1fk8w7m5J0O4

[Anonymous No.15274319]

>>15274227
>>15274300
the full story is ruth bought the chris steakhouse and then bought another propety she planned on using for parties, but the original location burned down in a fire. so she decided to move the main location to this new propery however she had signed an agreement with chris that prevented her from using the name "chris's steakhouse" at any address other than the one of the original (now destroyed) location

then she added on the "ruth's" and admits she always hated the name but just went with it because as >>15274235 said brand recogniton

[Anonymous No.15274325]

>>15274306
>who proceeded to get food for her boyfriend
Oh I hadn't thought of that angle. I just know strippers tend to be both bad with money and lazy so I figured she saw the chance to get a free meal in her fridge and took it.

To be fair though I don't know a single line chef in a restaurant I've worked in who hasn't stolen food from the walk-in to pad their own fridge on the cheap.

[Anonymous No.15274327]

>>15274235
Sounds like a cover-up story for a tranny, tbqh.

[Anonymous No.15274333]

>>15272703
This is definitely why I don't have a gf anon. I'm just too attractive. Thank you for changing my entire life.

[Anonymous No.15274337]

>>15274327
Actually the real Ruth was a single mother who only hired other single mothers to cook and serve because she believed they would be hard working needing to support their kids

[Anonymous No.15274341]

>>15274318
It's heme.

[Anonymous No.15274344]

>>15272931
TRUST THE PLAN.
TRUST SESSIONS.

[Anonymous No.15274376]

>>15272671
>want a cowboy ribeye medium rare
Sir I dont know what a cowboy ribeye is, Im only paid in tips
>IM PROJECTING CONFIDENCE

[Anonymous No.15274379]

>>15274318
I would avoid asparagus so you don't stink up her bathroom with foul piss. You might want to hit it again at a later date.

[Anonymous No.15274381]

>>15274376
>Sir I dont know what a cowboy ribeye is
But if he is working at Ruth Chris then he does otherwise he would probably be fired

[Anonymous No.15274383]

>>15272521
Order the bull penis and watch her shock that you knew about it.

[Anonymous No.15274397]

>>15274381
Do not underestimate how little restaurant workers care. I was a restaurant worker, I did not care at all. Was never fired

[Anonymous No.15274405]

>>15274397
>I was a restaurant worker, I did not care at all. Was never fired
We're talking about fine dining here, not Burger King
:^)

[Anonymous No.15274415]

>>15274405
>fine dining

Do burgers really think a steak house is fine dining?

[Anonymous No.15274424]

>>15274415
A "normal" steakhouse is $15-30 steaks.

Ruth's Chris is $45-80 steaks.

One is clearly a step above the other.

[Anonymous No.15274432]

>>15274424
>If I pay more, I get what I pay for.
ngmi

[Anonymous No.15274433]

>>15274424
Do burgers really think price makes something fine dining?

[Anonymous No.15274436]

>>15274424
Nobody said they're the same, but it's not fine dining, it's just a more expensive meat restaurant.

[Anonymous No.15274441]

>>15274397
If your waiter at Ruth Chris doesn't know what a cowboy ribeye is, walk out immediately.

[Anonymous No.15274444]

>>15274376
I'm quite certain any waiter at Ruth's Chris will be familiar with "cowboy ribeyes, it is Rush Limbaugh's favorite restaurant after all ;)

[Anonymous No.15274449]

>>15274432
>has clearly never been to Ruth's Chris

>>15274433
No, but the valet parking and dress code do.
You can't walk in with shorts and a T-shirt and sandals. Except maybe if there is a separated bar area where they allow more casual dining (depends on the location)

>>15274436
kay

[Anonymous No.15274454]

>>15274397
Even waiters who don’t care will know about a relatively popular menu item

[Anonymous No.15274455]

>>15274449
>You can't walk in with shorts and a T-shirt and sandals.
Only your best cargo pants and tactical vest, right?

[Anonymous No.15274459]

>>15274449
Burger really thinks anything other than the food matters when determining whether something is fine dining.

[Anonymous No.15274460]

>>15274449
Stfu, Jamal, I've been to steakhouses and my verdict is this: I eat steak at home for better and cheaper. Not my fault you suck shit at cooking and like to spend like the latest shilled rapper. Learn to cook, you fucking gangster.

[Anonymous No.15274461]

>>15274415
>Do burgers really think a steak house is fine dining?
No but europoids do lmao

[Anonymous No.15274468]

>>15274397
>admitting to being a lazy slob with no work ethic
Pathetic, ngmi

[Anonymous No.15274470]

>>15274460
You don't have an 1800F infrared grill at home to get a good steakhouse sear.

I can make great steaks at home, but you're delusional if you think you can make a better steak at home than a good steakhouse can. Now obviously the price is vastly inflated because it's a business, but I see nothing wrong with going to a steakhouse occasionally, it's not like EVERY steak I'll ever eat in my life is a Ruth's Chris or similar.

>>15274459
Fine dining != haute cuisine.

[Anonymous No.15274473]

>>15274460
This post is reaching cringe levels previously though impossible, head back to /pol/ where you belong chud. You couldn't cook an egg.

[Anonymous No.15274476]

>>15274455
> no clothing with offensive graphics or language, midriff-baring outfits, exposed undergarments, cut-off shorts and tank tops. Hats are not allowed in the dining room and we kindly ask all guests to remove their hats when entering. Hats and team support jerseys are welcome in our bar areas.

[Anonymous No.15274487]

>>15272521
You're going to be mighty disappointed by the quality of steak for the price you pay. Take her somewhere that serves something you can't make just as good at home for a fraction of the cost, like a swanky French restaurant.

[Anonymous No.15274496]

>>15274476
If your steakhouse doesn't specifically prohibit trader jackets it's poverty flyover trash and you might as well just eat at McDonalds, you poorfag

[Anonymous No.15274497]

>>15274487
>implying you can make a properly seared steakhouse steak with a rare interior at home
kek, confirmed for never having been to a high end steakhouse.

You simply don't have the high temp infrared grill that a steakhouse has.

You can still make a good steak, even pretty close, but if done properly, the steakhouse steak should win every time. Obviously a shitty grill cook could fuck things up, but that's why you go to a nicer steakhouse.

[Anonymous No.15274501]

>>15274470
>you're delusional if you think you can make a better steak
Speak for yourself, dipshit.
>>15274473
Make me, tranny. Shove my foot so far up your kid diddled ass, you'll start having flashbacks like Anton Ego from Ratatouille.

[Anonymous No.15274502]

>>15274487
Too much garlic in french cooking, she will not want to kiss me after. Instead we will go to a nice British style pub for a roast.

[Anonymous No.15274504]

>>15274501
>Speak for yourself, dipshit.
I don't have to, I know for a fact you don't have the proper equipment at home.

Claim all you want your cast iron reverse sear sous vide BS is better, but you're delusional

[Anonymous No.15274508]

>>15274501
Prove it. Make a cook-along thread with you cooking a steak from start to finish and post it here. If you refuse then you admit that I am right and you are wrong, and that you are a failure in life and agree to commit sudoku at the next opportunity.

[Anonymous No.15274516]

>>15274504
>I can't cook shit, so neither can you!
You're high, Jamal. Why are you sucking Ruth's Chris's dick so hard? You know you aren't going to get a sponsorship for your mixtape, right?

[Anonymous No.15274520]

>>15274516
Post the back of your hand with timestamp.

[Anonymous No.15274521]

>>15274508
>waste more of your time for my 5 yr old demands or else nothing!
Dumbass. Learn to cook. Stop sucking steakhouse dick.

[Anonymous No.15274522]

>>15274516
It has literally nothing to do with Ruth's Chris, ANY properly equipped steakhouse can beat anything you're making at home, you simply don't have a proper 1800f+ infrared grill at home, and that's the primary reason to go to a nice steakhouse, because it's NOT something i can get at home, even if I wanted to.

Now MAYBE you're wealthy enough you CAN afford the multi-thousand dollar infrared grill in your kitchen, but if that's the case you just have to post a single image of the grill with a time-stamp and I'll stop replying

[Anonymous No.15274525]

>>15274497
>confirmed for never having been to a high end steakhouse
On the contrary, I used to hit them up pretty frequently when I was still traveling for work. I got $80/day to blow on food in my expense account, and I made sure to use it.
It's still something that you can comparably make at home and spend $8 on, rather than $50 on. Getting the sear right is not difficult either, steak is a pretty entry-level cooking skill.

[Anonymous No.15274536]

>>15274522
>m-muh 1800f+ infrared grill!
Yeah? Tell me about the knor stock pots too.

[Anonymous No.15274537]

>>15274525
No dumbass, you still don't understand.

You'll get a sear, with about a 1/8th to a 1/4 inch of transition zone.

A good steakhouse can sear with almost NO transition zone in your steak. Just pure sear straight into rare or medium-rare interior.

Not to mention the sear will generally be more consistent and done quicker (you lose less moisture)

[Anonymous No.15274539]

>>15274502
a fellow transbian, excellent choice of food, nothing makes me feel as feminine as a traditional british dinner

[Anonymous No.15274540]

>>15274521
Looks like I win and you lose :^)
Reply if you agree

[Anonymous No.15274545]

>>15274536
It's nothing to do with a particular brand you dumb cuck.

[Anonymous No.15274546]

>>15274537
You'll never notice a difference when eating it.

[Anonymous No.15274548]

>>15274539
ig/twitter of the bird on the right?

[Anonymous No.15274552]

>>15274548
F1NN5TER, enjoy

[Anonymous No.15274557]

>>15274545
You're sucking overpriced dick because you can't cook for shit, yet have the audacity to whine about what you think a cuck is. Get fucked, Jamal.

[Anonymous No.15274559]

>>15274546
You will if you're not a tastelet, especially if you're regularly eating nice high-end steakhouse steaks.


I used to go to BLT steak & BLT prime 2-3 times a month, you're delusional if you think I wouldn't notice a difference between a BLT steak/prime steak and a steak you made at a home, even if they're both USDA prime quality, you're an idiot.


I agree a normie wouldn't notice, but normies would also be ordering it medium-well or well-done with ketchup anyway.

[Anonymous No.15274564]

>>15274552
cheers up

[Anonymous No.15274567]

>>15274557
lmao okay

[Anonymous No.15274573]

Go on a long tirade about how it used to just be called "Chris' Steakhouse" but then his cunt of a wife lied about spousal abuse to get the majority shareholding of the franchise in the divorce and just to spite him changed the name to include her own. Then ask her why do women do this?
>Why do YOU do this?
>Why does YOUR PEOPLE DO THIS?

[Anonymous No.15274575]

>>15273191
>imagine going out to eat and trying to impress a lass and ordering a porterhouse.. the strip steak is king amongst steaks and those who know steaks.
If you knew about steaks you'd know the porterhouse contains the strip loin.

[Anonymous No.15274581]

>>15274567
you're proud if that?

[Anonymous No.15274585]

>>15273191
Kek retard, Porterhouse is a strip steak AND the filet attached via the bone.

[Anonymous No.15274592]

>>15274581
let me guess, too "raw" for you?

[Anonymous No.15274603]

>>15274592
Jamal, that's someone else. I just didn't respond because you'd still think you're hot shit while still sucking restaurant dick. There's no point. You keep sucking that dick, and I'll keep eating real steak at home.

[Anonymous No.15274605]

>>15274585
retard

[Anonymous No.15274608]

>>15274603
you mean you'll continue to pretend your own steak is just as good. Enjoy the self-delusion anon, it sure is cheaper if nothing else.

[Anonymous No.15274620]

>>15274567
>need muh special infared radiation crypto oven that gets up to 1800 degrees
>steaks fucking raw

[Anonymous No.15274627]

>>15274620
Yep, because I like a nice good sear AND a rare interior.

[Anonymous No.15274633]

>>15274608
I post what you'll do, and you do it. Like clockwork, Jamal. Enjoy wiping your ass with money because you can't cook.

[Anonymous No.15274646]

>>15274633
i've proved I can cook more than you have, you've posted literally nothing to prove your immense cooking prowess.

Enjoy larping

[Anonymous No.15274669]

>>15274646
>your supposed to go out of your way to cook some shit up on my behalf
Unlike you, I don't go around taking pictures of food like retarded basic bitch cunt who feels special. I cook to eat, and I'm sure as shit not going to dance for you just because posted who the fuck knows what. What are you? A fucking woman? Grow some balls.

[Anonymous No.15274673]

>>15274608
>trying to flex anonymously online
Go post your steak pictures on Facebook

[Anonymous No.15274681]

>>15274669
>>15274673
>I can cook but I enjoy calling other people who do women and "basic"
sick bros, you sure got me. Now go enjoy your medium-well flyover trash steaks.

[Anonymous No.15274682]

>>15272521
Milk steak boiled over hard, with a side of your finest Jelly Beans, served raw

[Anonymous No.15274684]

>>15274681
>flyover trash steaks
Where do you think cattle are raised?

[Anonymous No.15274691]

>>15272521
>spending more than $1 on some chick who won't even put out

[Anonymous No.15274693]

>>15274681
>can't handle the concept of a properly home cooked steak
No, we didn't get you. You got yourself. Make sure you kiss Frank's dick after he cooks your steak as a compliment.

[Anonymous No.15274694]

>>15274684
Good steaks are raised on the coast. Shit frankenbeef slime pucks for highway rest stop chains are raised on GMO cancer grain in the vast cultural wasteland known as your home

[Anonymous No.15274697]

>>15274381
tell me the secrets of the crabtini

[Anonymous No.15274699]

>>15274684
Who cares? I get any good beef from japan anyway.


Not to mention, fly-overs are well known for their well-done with ketchup steaks because they can't cook for shit and are too cheap to go to a steakhouse.

>>15274693
wewlad, it's like you're an actual retard, or just pretending for (you)s.

i specifically said you CAN make a great steak at home, it simply can't compare to what you can get from a nice steakhouse. You simply don't have the equipment in your kitchen to perfectly match what a steakhouse can do. Again, it's still gonna be a great steak, but you're delusional if you're pretending you can BEAT a steakhouse steak in your home kitchen.

[Anonymous No.15274698]

>>15274694
>Good steaks are raised on the coast
Ah yes. The famed cattle ranches of New York

[Anonymous No.15274716]

>>15274699
>I'm so retarded, I can't cook steak and need to pay $80 for someone to do it for me.
>You're retarded if you don't have this same problem.
Anon, I know you think you're making some point being sucking dick, but you aren't.

[Anonymous No.15274720]

>>15274716
Lmao, again, I cook steak at home all the fucking time, it's great steak, but you're a fucking moron if you're gonna pretend it's the exact same, or better than a good quality steakhouse steak.

Just kill yourself if you're too retarded to understand this, your death will probably relieve your mother if nothing else.

[Anonymous No.15274726]

>>15274720
Why would I kill myself? So you can feel better about being shit? No thanks. Too much to live for. Great home cooked steaks being one of the many reasons.

[Anonymous No.15274734]

>>15274726
>i'll pretend to be too retarded to understand him, that'll show him I'm not retarded.
Wow

[Anonymous No.15274752]

>>15274734
You're the one trying to brag about not shit. You're trying to flex by admitting you're shit, followed posting gay ass pics you save of shitty food. I understand you just fine. You're the embodiment of the weakness and pussification of man who keeps trying to come off as misunderstood and special while simultaneously not being able to meet your own demands. What a fag.

[Anonymous No.15274764]

>>15274734
>>15274752
Quit being faggots, we're trying to help this guy get laid

[Anonymous No.15274769]

>>15274698
Not famed, but the farms upstate raise excellent beef, yes.

[Anonymous No.15274776]

>>15274752
You're the personification of all talk with no substance.

You can't or wont prove anything because you've got "nothing to prove" despite the fact you're talking pure horse shit about being able to beat a steakhouse steak from your home kitchen despite the fact even high-tier professional chefs freely admit you can't beat a proper steakhouse steak without the steakhouse equipment.

That doesn't mean you can't make a good steak, you keep implying that I'm calling anything but a steakhouse steak shit, despite me saying the exact opposite several times, your entire argument hinges on you refusing to actually process and read what I'm writing and just ignoring it with your own head-canon as "fact" with zero basis in reality.

Hey, if you can manage to convince yourself that reality is true with zero evidence, more power to you, but don't get shocked when people call you out for being retarded for doing so. That's what you deserve for making shit up and pretending it's the truth.

[Anonymous No.15274791]

>>15274776
I've said what I have to say, Jamal. I'm not reading whatever whiny shit you have there. Make sure to put out for Frank every once in a while too, or else he might not cook your steaks for $80 anymore.

[Anonymous No.15274803]

>>15274776
Imagine malding this hard on 4chan

[Anonymous No.15274804]

>>15274791
> still nothing but attempts to use race to imply something negative and further attempts to call me gay
Honestly, at this point, i'd have to be retarded to believe you can actually cook a decent steak. You've only made it clear you've got little to no actual cooking ability.

[Anonymous No.15274821]

>>15274804
>I literally am incapable of believing that someone can cook because I can't.
stfu and crawl back to whatever shit hole group rejected you

[Anonymous No.15274831]

>>15274821
>still trying to imply i can't cook despite picture proof and still wants me to believe he CAN cook despite zero evidence

sorry bud, you're the one that's "too manly" to be taking pictures of your food, that's the price you pay. I'm not gonna believe some dumb nigger faggot who has no evidence.

[Anonymous No.15274833]

>>15272758
Lol damn ain't that thr truth

[Anonymous No.15274850]

>>15274831
>can't cope with his own failures
Being a man is not too much to ask for, you prissy little faggot who can't cook. All you had to do was admit you were shit, but you tried to brag about being shitty and then turned out to also be gay.

[Anonymous No.15274862]

If it's a first date, then go for lunch at somewhere casual. You can both relax, and you won't have to spend a fortune for potentially no return.

[Anonymous No.15274867]

>>15272680
Goat Album by baroness

[Anonymous No.15274894]

>>15274297
It is funny assuming he actually didn't know the girl was using him to buy her and whatever guy she was banging at home several entrees of food.

[Anonymous No.15274898]

>>15274850
admit i'm shit when i'm objectively not?

Sorry, I don't appreciate your well-done ketchup steaks.

[Anonymous No.15274910]

>>15272680
All men are entitled to women’s pussies go back

[Anonymous No.15274912]

>>15272521
she just wants a free meal

go somewhere cheap and don't pick her up, drive separate so you can bail first chance

[Anonymous No.15274923]

>>15272718
I think I know you IRL

[Anonymous No.15274936]

>>15274923
What's the first letter of my first name?

[Anonymous No.15275004]

>>15274697
1 pound lump or white crabmeat
1/2 cup capers, drained
1/4 cup red onion, minced
2 tablespoons parsley, chopped
Optional: 1/2 teaspoon Creole seasoning
Salt and pepper to taste
Herb vinaigrette
Romaine
Garnish: salmon caviar, red tobiko or tiny dice of red bell pepper; lemon or lime wedges

Wa LA

[Anonymous No.15275013]

>>15274936
The answer is: your nickname or your legal name?

I know it's you.

[Anonymous No.15275015]

I've been to ruth's chris OP, and it's not very good honestly, filet minon is boring - besides the point

Why are you acting out a scene from something retarded like Agent Cody Banks - this is all mid2000s 15 year old bullshit. Please tell me you're not like a 22 year old manchild.

[Anonymous No.15275082]

>>15274764
Woah there, nobody said anything about sex before marriage. You're not a degenerate are you, OP?

[Anonymous No.15275094]

>>15275013
Who is he

[Anonymous No.15275110]

>>15272671
>Dusty mushroom

[Anonymous No.15275225]

>>15275082
Christ kikes are subhuman.

[Anonymous No.15275236]

>>15275225
Damn, Frenchie, sure am glad we get to do paternity tests here.

[Anonymous No.15275248]

>>15272521
Nothing dries up the female pussy like acting like a know-it-all at a steakhouse.
Stay in and cook her something yourself.

[Anonymous No.15275281]

>>15274867
For me, it’s “red”. Id do a lot of things for any of the limited prints of any of their album art, though. Too bad silver/gold is a trash record cause the art is great

[Anonymous No.15275307]

Trump lost.

[Anonymous No.15275314]

>>15275004
honestly a little disappointed that it's not an actual drink, like a crab smoothie with vodka in it

[Anonymous No.15275350]

>>15272931
This guy knows he's talking about Trump, right?

[Anonymous No.15275353]

>>15275307
>lost

Hmm. Go away, we are arguing about different things

[Anonymous No.15275362]

>>15272666
Eat my asshole you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.15275375]

>>15272680
This man fucks

EVERYTHING he said is 100% true, listen to him OP

[G8rH8r No.15275403]

>>15272589
this, the lobster appetizer is definitely the best thing on the menu. It's essential what a lot of places call "bang bang" or "boom boom" shrimp but it's done with fried lobster bites

[Anonymous No.15275442]

>>15275225
Christianity doesn't have a monopoly on values. You only have to look at the language you sluts use to describe sexual activity to see the mental devolution you are partaking of.

[Anonymous No.15275447]

>>15275442
Why are you here you fucking loser?

Lmao get laid

[Anonymous No.15275573]

>>15272521
You better get your dick wet after or a hooker would be a much better investment. Shit for what you are spending you could get a few.

[Anonymous No.15275574]

>>15272703
>Women don't look for partners prettier than them.
Go outside sometime and you will see uneven pairings where the girl is more attractive than the guy. I have seen it especially around college towns that have a heavy gay population.

[Anonymous No.15276041]

>>15275403
sloppa shit

[Anonymous No.15276062]

>>15275574
That's literally what they said you illiterate moron.

[Anonymous No.15276088]

>>15276062
Lmao rekt

[Anonymous No.15276095]

I’d get a filet with a baked potato although mashed is fine as well. I’d also get the crab cakes to show her you want it to be special. But yeah bro don’t think about money too much on this one unless you’ll have to eat rice & beans for the next two weeks.

[Anonymous No.15276139]

>>15276041
Personally, I'm a big fan of SLOPPAS

[Anonymous No.15276153]

>>15274592
I love rare steak but you didn't even "sear" it

[Anonymous No.15276211]

>>15273066
based

[Anonymous No.15276224]

>>15276153
it was seared, though not super heavily.

[Anonymous No.15276226]

>>15272611
>>15272965
>>15274126
Honestly, the only thing worse than someone who thinks Ruth's Chris is amazing is someone who thinks it's shit. I've been twice due to my job, and it's been a great experience both times. Sure, not as special as plenty of other restaurants I've been to, but it's a nice place to eat.

Would I go there considering all of the other options in my city? No. But it's pretty damn good.

[Anonymous No.15276229]

>>15272521
take her to Ted's of Beverly Hills. they'll put their meat in her mouth.
youtu.be/YPmnh8k-v8o

[Anonymous No.15276239]

>>15276226
Paying a premium price for “fine” doesnt work for me.. ill gladly eat if somebody else is paying but id never spend my own money there

[Anonymous No.15276246]

>>15276224
This looks absolutely repulsive wtf bro

[Anonymous No.15276296]

>>15276246
it's a roast covered in herb butter in a bed of shallots

[Anonymous No.15276374]

>>15276296
>internal temperature of 100 degrees

Pass

[Anonymous No.15276382]

>>15276374
> he doesn't like rare tenderloin
ngmi

[Anonymous No.15276386]

>>15276382
I enjoy it at 130-135 because im not stupid and gay

[Anonymous No.15276425]

>>15276386
> implying you can tell the temp based on a picture

Kek

Also, people eat this stuff rare in tartar, it's not exactly anything new

[Anonymous No.15276436]

>>15276425
If i wanted tartare id eat tartare. Raw meat is fine but thats not even blue rare my guy

>not eating heart tartare
NGMI

[Anonymous No.15276870]

>>15272666
satan trips wasted on a rentfree son of a bitch

[Anonymous No.15276948]

>>15272521
>Taking your date to a steakhouse
She must be a real ham galaxy

[Anonymous No.15276955]

>>15276948
As opposed to?

[Anonymous No.15276968]

>>15272666
God's work Anon

[Anonymous No.15276984]

>>15276968
im the anon he quoted with his NASTY little diatribe and YOU need to stop encouraging it RIGHT NOW >:////

and i mean business!!

[Anonymous No.15276987]

>>15272680
>baroness
nice, also solid advice

[Anonymous No.15277242]

>>15276955
A french/Italian joint. Ruth Chris's is also a chain.

[Anonymous No.15277284]

>>15272521
well what happened, you cocksucker??

[Anonymous No.15277361]

I want to go to a fancy steak place like this or mortons but I'm too autistic to get a date to take and too pleb to have a job that will take me on a business dinner. what are my options besides hiring an escort to eat with me?

[Anonymous No.15277371]

>>15277361
Shave. Put on a suit and tie. Spend all day in suit and tie. Take off tie and unbutton top button. Your shirt gets a certain look from this.

Go to the steak house without the tie. You'll look like a tired business traveler. Enjoy.

[Anonymous No.15277379]

>>15276984
hitler in the middle is unpleasnt to look at but the twinkie on the right and the roastbeef on the left are both cute

[Anonymous No.15277576]

holy s
>>15272965
holy shit I've eaten at fancy places in several continents and ruth's chris is fine
imagine being so broke you think sneering at ruth's chris makes you seem sophisticated

[Anonymous No.15277603]

>>15277576
>found the richfag with zero taste

lmao. like i said, the food is fine.. there are any number of steakhouses that are a better value, perhaps one that is not a chain and is found locally in the city in which you live

[Anonymous No.15278708]

>>15272521
>ruth's chris for a first date
bad idea friendo. you go to a steakhouse like that for an anniversary although even in that case I'd opt for a non-chain. Do this
>go to a cool village area
>hit up a bar for a pre-dinner drink / early convo
>grab light dinner at a place with drinks: mexican, thai, etc
>afterwards walk around the village, chat about things and start going for kino
At this point, if she's receptive you're set. Bed her or set up another date (not dinner) if she's a serious candidate

[Anonymous No.15278755]

>>15272521
Don't act.
Just be clear with servers about what you like and ask them, based on your preferences, what they would recommend. Confidence is not about having done everything and knowing everything - it's knowing what you're about and what you want.
Also, showing trust in others' recommendations shows you are not afraid of new experiences and that you are confident in your ability to "overcome" a sub-optimal dining experience.

Good luck.

[Anonymous No.15279500]

>>15277603
well I never
I may have shit taste but I am not rich