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Rate my dinner. Cooked it in an air fryer instead of a dirty microwave.

>> No.15264852

eat. a. vegetable.

>> No.15264871
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Potatoes are vegetables

>> No.15264909

eat shit

>> No.15264924

looks based, hope you've got good dippins for your chickylickies.

>> No.15264930

>chicken tendies
based sperg. What's your dipping sauce?

>> No.15264939

fatass manbaby/10. and I know that from the ham stumps you already posted, you dumpy shit.

>> No.15264946
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These ones

>> No.15264958

Is that one of those salt lamps?

>> No.15264969

>Louisiana hot sauce
>chick-fil-a sauce
>honey mustard
Based sperg; and I mean it this time. What else do you eat?

>> No.15264984

What's your preferred brand of tendie? Every store bought one I've tried has been crap.

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A meal fit for a king

>> No.15264998

Yeah it’s a salt lamp
Pizzas, hot pockets, burgers, macaroni, and ramen
These are Tyson

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Kroger makes some bomb ass tendies

>> No.15265016

this one image made me be thankful for what I have. thank you.

>> No.15265074

Are you american?

>> No.15265082
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Of course

>> No.15265088

What are you gonna do with your $600 check?

>> No.15265089

Nice shack is that a Pepsi sign?

>> No.15265090
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Amerifats are physically incapable of doing that. They literally can't.

>> No.15265098

Im not OP, but your comment made me thankful Im not an asshole

>> No.15265108

Oh was it confirmed we are getting another stimulus check? I’ll probably just save it or pay a couple car payments with it
Thanks and yes

>> No.15265119

>muh bideo gaymes!
The soy is strong with this one.

>> No.15265127

Based. I want that for my garage

>> No.15265136
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are you fucking mad

>> No.15265145

Oh boy, almost enough to pay one months rent in my 300 sqft studio apartment. Thanks Government, time to get back to eating discount rice and beans for every meal and waiting another half a year for the next check.

For real, I can't wait to stop eating rice so I can post here again. My ability to keep talking about how to spice up rice is long exhausted. I commend you on your luxury meal OP.

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You magnificent bastard

>> No.15265158

Do you live in Appalachia, Cletus?

>> No.15265161

Yeah I'm pretty mad that I have to share a board with brain damaged manbabies like you.

>> No.15265164

this image makes me feel bad for posting on this website

>> No.15265166
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Air fryers are godlike, they should make them bigger for large batches.

>> No.15265173

He said while being a passive aggressive asshole. Hmm...

>> No.15265176

Jokes on you, I’m American and eat 8 pounds of broccoli a week

>> No.15265180

Paper plates. I'm outta here.

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>> No.15265190

Its just a heating element and a fan right?

>> No.15265191
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Nigga you are on 4 chan, the lowest common demonitor of all interests. Other prominent boards on this shit site include /mlp/, /fa/, /lgbqt/, /pol/ (probably where you got the idea that video games are soy), and countless video game boards
>aka you're a gigantic faggot

>> No.15265200

based. your sauce makes me want to puke, but you alright whiteboy

>> No.15265202

No I swear it’s the truth. I’m in Virginia and broccoli is sort of our crop so I get my 8 pounds for 5 bucks

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Well I am from the south

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>> No.15265215

We went through a flood? What the heck happened to your furniture? I'm worried you live in mold or mildew anon(s). Get some upgrades at a thrift store, and clean up that air quality you live within..
The wood paneling is beautiful though, just the furniture looks damn dangerous.

>> No.15265217

Take your propaganda elsewhere

>> No.15265224

Round 2 of tendies?

>> No.15265259

>instead of a dirty microwave.
If your microwave is so dirty I won't ask too much why you're eating off paper plates in what looks like the corner of a tool shed

>> No.15265262

potatoes really aren't as nutritional as most fruits or vegetables, especially if you cook them without the skins. the flesh of a potato is mostly fibre and starch.

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Nah that’s just a different picture I took the other day of some different tendies.
I cleaned my microwave recently but it used to be very nasty

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dude cmon take better care of your shit

>> No.15265295

I dont know why, but the thought of taking pictures of chicken tenders made me laugh. You do you man

>> No.15265299

and this picture is after you've cleaned it?

>> No.15265308

I get an overall feeling of sadness. Anon I'm not trying to be an asshole but all this unhealthy food and escapism through vidya and internet isn't good for the mind or spirit.
>>15265082 <---This is very comfy though. I wish I could live in a place like this, I honestly envy you for it.

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I cleaned it though
No this is after I cleaned it, ignore the vidya

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I take a lot of tendie pictures

>> No.15265325

fat fuck fatty fatty boom boom

>> No.15265335

Do you live by yourself?

>> No.15265348

It's definitely better than before but I wouldn't call it clean.

>> No.15265351

>I’ll probably just save it or pay a couple car payments with it
sigh me too.

>> No.15265356
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No I live with my mother and father.

>> No.15265357

>stop enjoying the things you like!

>> No.15265365

OP is a cool guy. People who are not frens, can fuck off & die.

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>> No.15265382

Is the dog your mother or your father?

>> No.15265387

No but mom is in the background

>> No.15265394

Love your threads but be careful not to get diabetes heartattack stroke etc, obesity is no joke, you can live longer if you take care

>> No.15265397

Frosted chocolate chip pop tarts, excellent choice sir.

>> No.15265427
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I recently got a job so I have a lot less time to pig out during the day and my body is getting stronger from the job

>> No.15265438

what do you do for a living, or are you neet

>> No.15265443

Hey, I've seen you before. Aren't you 22?

>> No.15265475
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I recently became a butcher. I’m hoping it works out.

>> No.15265476

I am also in Virginia and I are a half pound of broccoli today as well as a pound of Lima beans

>> No.15265480

bro you should try fasting and get in shape, I can tell you'd look a lot more handsome without the fat

>> No.15265483

Nice, I hope it works out for you too. Good luck.

>> No.15265484

You look like you're 50

>> No.15265491
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I used to be fit

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>> No.15265539

Good job for being a proud Virginian. Keep consuming broccoli

>> No.15265549

bro, you look like someone that does one 5k on weekends and claims to be a paragon of health. try harder.

>> No.15265553

Will do chief. Sic Semper Tyrannis

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>> No.15265590

that's a lot of salt

>> No.15265609

high sodium
high blood pressure
high quality

>> No.15265828

They do, it's called a convector oven.

single digit IQ or homeschooled ?

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>> No.15265887

then fuck off retard

>> No.15265894
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>> No.15266144

I think he means the salt in the back

>> No.15266151

guess im blind as fuck
still high sodium food

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Got him, based anon

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Anon, what do we call you? Also, do you live in the shack in the backyard or in the main house with your parents. Also, can I her an autographed trendy before you eat it? Autographed in sauce of course.

Finally, what's your favorite activity to do while consuming freezer food or instant food? I got an instant ramen recipe for you to try if you're willing.

>> No.15266362

>have an autographed tendy*
I'm not very good at phoneposting.

>> No.15266382

You're not good at anything really.

>> No.15266448

I always like your threads OP. Is it weird if I have a picture of you saved? I thought it was funny

>> No.15266455
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Cabinfag or Cabinbro is what I get called often. I don’t really care what you call me. I spend most of my free time in the Cabin which is in the backyard basically. I sleep, poop, and sometimes make food in my parents house. I’m not really sure what you mean by autographed tendie but I think you’re making a joke, someone told me recently I’m bad at knowing when people are joking or serious, so idk. I mainly play vidya when I’m waiting on my food to be done microwaving. Played a lot of Final Fantasy 7 this weekend.

I have work in the morning so I have to sleep now, but what’s the ramen recipe?

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>keens steak house sauces

>> No.15266467
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I don’t think it’s that weird. I see pic related get posted all the time on /v/ and it makes me chuckle

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This is the one I liked

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That was some good ass ramen

>> No.15266577

Why do you look so old? Not trying to hurt your feelings, but you need to take better care of yourself.

>> No.15266587

Do you browse /v/?

>> No.15266603

nevermind. I didn't see >>15266467

>> No.15266607

He looks 25 at most.

>> No.15266613

>He looks 25 at most.
>severe balding
>baggy eyes
>damaged skin
Are zoomers really this ugly and old looking on average?

>> No.15266616

Does your back hurt from only sitting? My everything is killing me because of this quarantine bull

>> No.15266619

He's an obese retard with a diet consisting entirely of fried chicken strips, french fries and instant ramen. Of course he's going to look like shit.

>> No.15266621

Fuck I miss the early days ofthe internet before it became normie.

>> No.15266624

literally complaining about nothing. looks like you're the only manbaby here

>> No.15266627

why do your parents enable you to live this way?

>> No.15266634

>complaining about manbabies
>posting on 4chan
Where do you think you are? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc

>> No.15266635

He has bad genes and a very inactive, unhealthy lifestyle. Give it 10 years and any glimmer of hope in the eyes, or just bothering to fake a smile, will be gone.

>> No.15266640

Nah he looks like 30 somethin.

I'm worried about myself right now, my new job requires me to be outside all day. Hopefully my previous 27 years of avoiding the day offsets it

>> No.15266642

to be fair, that's fit relative to his current state. but yea, this dude has no definition whatsoever

>> No.15266650

There's no way he's in his 30's. He may be fat, and bald, and have slight bags under his eyes, but he still looks (and acts, and dresses) like a kid.

>> No.15266664

Balding makes anyone look old.

>> No.15266725

Ulillillia ate an even worse diet, and he didn't look that bad. And he is considerably older than cabinbrah. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA

>> No.15266753

Obviously he acts his age, but look at >>15265475
id assume he was like 32 on the street

>> No.15266760

That's not exactly passive aggressive. He called you an asshole.

>> No.15266768

I would have thought 40. And not to be mean, but he looks kind of slow.

>> No.15266776

neck yourself

>> No.15266798

you're the anon that holds up in the cabin in the woods right? always enjoy your threads god speed.

>> No.15266856

Haha nice dude!

>> No.15268857


You are White trash and seemingly a mindless consumer of heavily processed foods. You don't have to radically transform into some pretentious vegan from California, but you clearly need to improve yourself.

>> No.15268861

I didn’t plan on masturbating already today

>> No.15268938
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30 is the new 50.

>> No.15268948

Hewwo cabin chan desu

>> No.15268961

Is "Angel" a nickname for female hormone therapy?

>> No.15269253

Absolute unit!

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Lunch time bros I haven’t read a lot of posts from late last night yet

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It was my ex gf’s mom’s name who gave me that shirt

>> No.15270033

Is that a salt light in the back?

>> No.15270039

Post feet pics I’m ready for round 2 based Cabinanon

>> No.15270115

What's your friend code?

>> No.15270158

Any recommendations on N64 games? Just picked one up. Also good to see you got a job, you should still eat healthier though.

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>> No.15270225

>enjoying things is reddit
kys, joyless fag

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Here you go anon
I’ll check for you after my shower.
I’d recommend Turok: Rage Wars, Rampage: World Tour, and Conker’s Bad Fur Day. Some of my favorites at least

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Fuckin nice

>> No.15270326

>I’ll check for you after my shower.
Cool. I'm black, if that matters.

>> No.15270385

Conker is a bit on the pricier side but I'll look into the others, thanks.

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My friend code is SW-2037-3385-3036
If you have an Xbone then Rare Replay has Conker and a bunch of other games for like 20 bucks. I don’t even own that game itself on the n64 I just played it a lot as a kid

>> No.15270485

Also, what games do you play? The online system on Switch is really shitty when it comes to inviting people to play stuff and it’s dumb that we can’t even message each other.

>> No.15270536

Thanks Anon, I'm fasting right now and you're keeping me motivated

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>this thread

>> No.15270582

>Also, what games do you play?
Mostly smash ultimate, botw, and snes online. My internet connection is not very good, though.
>he online system on Switch is really shitty when it comes to inviting people to play stuff and it’s dumb that we can’t even message each other.
Yeah. I would have been more upset if it wasn't cheap.

>> No.15270584

Take your manchild video game cringe to a different board you fucking faggots.

>> No.15270606

take your autism to /pol/ or reddit

>> No.15270618

t. tried a few vidya games and was too spastic to ever get past level 1

>> No.15270652
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>Smash Ultimate

Ah hell yeah we need to go a few rounds anon, my internet connection is also shitty so it should be interesting
Here’s some terrible Ramen I made a few weeks ago faggot

>> No.15270675

Just sent a friend request. Please don't post my name or friend code.

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I gotcha bro

>> No.15270709

Cabinanon you are the hero /ck/ needs

>> No.15270727

were you crying?

>> No.15270734

Yeah that shit was sad

>> No.15270739
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Fucking kek

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Eating a sandwich while my pizza cools off

>> No.15270795

No one cares about how fat and disgusting you are you retarded fat fuck.

>> No.15270810
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Hey, I've enjoyed your thread. You've been really nice and calm, so ignore all the rude people. At the end of the day it's your life and you're not hurting anyone else, so idk why they all being so mean. How's work?

>> No.15270821

Bro, I know you eat like shit, and this may signify you are not the brightest, but be careful you aren't posting addresses and shit unintentionally like on your fridge.

That being said, I'm the anon with the instant ramen recipe from last night. Make it if you dare.

1 oriental flavored instant ramen pack
1 beef flavored instant ramen pack
3 x thick bologna diced into bite size chunks
1 half tsp Italian seasoning
1 sprinkling of garlic powder
1 sliced pickled jalapeno flavored egg
1 tsp soy sauce
1 half tsp curry powder
1 quarter tsp gram masala
Enough water to boil ramen and serve with water without needing to drain.

Boil the ramen with the garlic powder and bologna and the beef flavor packet. Sometime close to finishing boiling, add all other ingredients and the oriental flavor packet. Slice the jalapeno pickled egg and put on top. Let me know what you think.

>> No.15270824

what did you watch?

>> No.15270832

Whos your favorite char in rage wars? Mine is a toss up between the raptor and kill bot

>> No.15270835

Would be based except I know frozen tendies and fries are made with canola or soy oil
Nice salt lamp ambiance tho

>> No.15270836

This thread is giving me a good chuckle. Like you I am also an fat American living in crippling poverty. But unlike you I'm eating a salad right now. Anyways, enjoy your meal anon.

>> No.15270851

Dude get on aromasin 5mg 3x a week

>> No.15270861

Yeah, cabinbrah should make his own tendies and fries. Cutting fries and making tendie strips isn't hard.
Stop hating on cabinbrah

>> No.15270876

>8 pounds of broccoli a week
I bet you fart like a horse

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Thanks. Work is alright. The guy who got me hired there is the assistant manager and he’s always been a close family friend. He helps me a lot. My feet hurt like hell and my back feels warped when I get off work but that’s just my arthritis fucking me up. The pay is pretty bad, 8 bucks an hour.
I’m not even gonna lie dude I’m probably not gonna make that. Like I’m sorry I even asked for the recipe because I kinda thought “yeah I probably won’t actually make it but I’ll ask” and I gotta quit doing that. I always drain my noodles too because I just want the ramen and not soup. That recipe sounds like a lot of work man and I just wanna eat and get back to vidya I guess. I’m sorry.

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I like op.
I think he's better than pro-gun and his fat cat.
I think you should show more respect to op.
He has a nice dog and makes oc.

yea suck my dirty, nasty, unwashed, uncircumcised penis....nigga

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perfectly crafted bait, sir. well done, easily 9/10. almost ideal, lacks of shitstains on the carpet but since photos arent yours, anyway. bravo!

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I read the visual novel Clannad. The VN was much better than the anime in my opinion besides a couple arcs.
I forgot most of their names but I liked the guy two spots down from the random square, I think his name was Bastille but I’m not sure. He’s one of the first bosses

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>Playstation Classic in the background

>> No.15270912

I like you. I'd buy you dinner and let you fuck my sister

>> No.15270917
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Oh that's nice, keep close to him. Over time, your pay will get better, as well as your job position. You'll get used to working and your body will learn to adjust.
I'm going to bed soon (England), never seen you here before but will frequent this board more to keep an eye out for you.
Pizza looks great.
I liked your dog btw.

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My dinner tonight

>> No.15270920

I want this man to run his own /gen/ here on /ck/
what a legend. tendies cabin man /gen/

>> No.15270921

That's because you also have brain damage.

>> No.15270927
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Thanks anon! Glad you liked the thread.

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agree. OP is a cool guy with a good vibe. we gotta elect him the King of /ck/

>> No.15270930

Added you on Switch btw

>> No.15270935

thx. I'm on smash right now.

>> No.15270940

That dog likes you and is relaxing. Dogs are good judges of character. Yoiu're a good man op. I like your oc.
Stay well

>> No.15270941

>I used to be fit
bro you can get back to that. not easily but you can, believe me. I have a friend who went from what you are now to this pic for nearly two years (could've make it faster but hes kinda lazy arse)

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Very much enjoyed it, thank you for taking this pic for me, such a cute doggo.
I bid you and all the other nice souls in this thread well.
Hopefully see you around soon.

>> No.15270950

Oh nice after I get done eating pizza you wanna play? I can go a few matches

>> No.15270956

night night fren (one day you will have your own special dog)

>> No.15270963

Maybe. I'll probably be on for an hour max.

>> No.15270964

Nice pupper dude. I started off despising you, but I'll trust that puppers judgement more - you can tell he's devoted to you. Changed my mind. Stay safe.

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>Crafted the perfect recipe for cabinbrah
>Made extra sure to make a low effort dish based on all the examples provided
>The spices and ingredients were all easily accessed at a local Walmart
>Even the flavor profile was a good match for the ingredients, with the noodles absorbing the beef and garlic flavor prior to basking in the delicious broth created moments before serving
>I even garnished it with a jalapeno flavored pickled egg, something a little extra and fancy.
>my hands are trembling as I read the words "I always drain my noodles", thoughts racing through my mind.
>The words "sounds like a lot of work man" are an ensemble of loud reports that leave my ears ringing as if in the dead of night, battle erupted around me as I was drifting to sleep in a cot in some god forsaken ass end of the earth
>I realize I am now perspirating, as a bead of sweat hastily cascades down my back and into my asscrack
O-ok cabinbrah. Yeah, no worries!

>> No.15270970

get yourself better amerbro. you're going the right way. lets this bring you some energy and extra motivation.

>> No.15270980

Bastille is a pretty cool char. His model always reminded me of a Terran Marine from starcraft. Kill bot is one of the skins for Elite, the character highlighted in your image.

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Well I’m getting on Smash if you wanna play. I guess we make an arena? I’ve really only ever played with randoms.
Thanks fellas. Glad you like my dog too.

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pardonne moi, sir. anyway, thank you very much, this thread is brilliant, I've read all the comments here and would like to see more of similar ones from time to time. greetings from Russia and have a nice day, cabinbrah.

>> No.15270987

I'm on qp rn

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good night, Eddie. have a cookie and a good dream.

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maaaan I’m really sorry haha if it makes you feel any better your post made me laugh a lot. Have a Truffle Shuffle on me I guess, the recipe sounds tasty.

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Oh nice, I’ve never talked to anyone else who likes that game. It’s been a very long time since I’ve played it but my older bro and I used to love it as kids. I remember a game mode where one player is a little monkey and it was really fun.

>> No.15271021

also sorry anon but im gonna hit up some more FF7 if you’re doing quickplay right now, maybe we can play some other time

>> No.15271040

no problem

>> No.15271050

why did u get fat. What happen?

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Hell yeah, I got that shit too. I'm ramen recipe anon btw.

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I don’t really know, I’ve always been fat. In those old pics I had just lost a lot of weight. After I starting dating this girl I quit going to the gym and slowly gained it all back and way more over the years.
Fucking BASED. I have that same controller and Goldeneye also. Haven’t played JFG but I’ve heard it’s good.

>> No.15271099

How did u lose weight

>> No.15271103

I ran on the treadmill at the gym a lot and still ate shitty foods but just not quite as much of it.

>> No.15271104

8 an hour? Is this some local podunk grocery store market you're working at? Because that's pathetic pay for a job that can be fairly strenuous.

>> No.15271140

>local podunk grocery store

Pretty much yeah

>> No.15271151

That’s a sharp lookin dapple dachshund cabrinbrah, I have a Red Dapple myself

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Have any pics? I love dachshunds

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honestly I thought about leaving a snarky comment but I kinda respect someone having the balls to post themselves online and not give a fuck. I like you cabinbro

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Just who are you trying to impress here?

>> No.15271314

Cabinbro, do you have Pokemon lets go Pikachu or Eevee? I was wondering if you had a Haunter you could trade me so it could evolve into Gengar.

>> No.15271330

I'd gladly follow him into battle when the tendie wars begin

>> No.15271333

I have Lets Go Eevee but I haven’t played it yet. A friend gave it to me a while back. I could probably give you a Hauntet through Pokémon Home though

>> No.15271358

Based trips. My friend code on Pokemon Home is W T N W K K U R S T C S

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I just realized haunter wont evolve if traded through the app.

>> No.15271371

I have this for lunch every day since February.
My work did a full facility lock down with Covid-19 so we can't go home anymore, but they now give out one free cafeteria meal per 8 hours. So the chicken tenders and fries have become my daily lunch, been saving some money since no food bills. At this rate this meal may just let me move out of company housing, so it stands to really change my life.

>> No.15271379


What the fuck dude do you live in 1998? Your shit looks MAD comfy.

>> No.15271394

Do you have Sw/Sh? I didn’t have a Haunter in Home anyway

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I was born in 98

>> No.15271411

ur cringe and third world

>> No.15271436

The edges and the sides look nasty.

>> No.15271446

Interesting thread OP.

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Nah he cool

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what a based lad

>> No.15271487


Your living situation looks like it exists outside of space and time. Jealous of your dinner AND your life.

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itt- anon discovers that the american south exists.

>> No.15271505

Lift with your knees and try to not stand in one spot very long. Hard floors are rough on your lower back. Stretch it out once an hour and you'll be a bit better off until you can build those back muscles up.

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Sometimes it feels like it really does anon

>> No.15271511

Do you live in a theme restaurant?

>> No.15271513

This is a horrifyingly bleak thread, but I guess this fat retard is better than the one that had godzilla stuff and ate taco bell every day.

>> No.15271514

if you have a dirty microwave, that's your own damn fault now, isn't it?

>> No.15271523
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Yeah but I didn’t blame anyone else

>> No.15271527

Oh yeah I try to lift heavy stuff with my knees ever since I tore a muscle in my back at my old job. I stretch a lot but the other guys who are three times my age look at me funny and ask if I’m ok and I just brush it off to not look like a pussy kid

>> No.15271533

get a black microwave. makes it look less digusting

>> No.15271534
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this thread is the best thing the internet ever produced

>> No.15271537

What, actually, is happening in this thread?

>> No.15271539

This is art. This should be framed in a museum.

>> No.15271542

This feels like Michigan

>> No.15271543


>> No.15271559

You definitely have a face for butchering

>> No.15271560

microphallus detected

>> No.15271562

Your cranial structure demands that you be overweight. You just look better overweight. Sorry, this is just the honest truth.

>> No.15271567

dont talk shit about Alabama faggot....this state is more comfy than whatever tranny blue state you are from

>> No.15271568

you mean morbidly obese

>> No.15271569

This is America

>> No.15271570

I am a closet homosexual and do not know how to come out to my family...I am worried they are going to disown me

>> No.15271578

Alabama sux

>> No.15271581

It's like you took the word right out of my mouth

>> No.15271582

literally go kill yourself...you don't even know how to trip properly

>> No.15271583

Thanks for your input Cletus.

>> No.15271587

I have a PhD in chemical engineering from Auburn and make more money than you will probably ever even sniff at in your entire life you worthless loser

>> No.15271591

Gotcha Cletus.

>> No.15271593

I ain't trippin brah

>> No.15271597

Birmingham is max comfy and our state parks and wildlife are beautiful from north to south, don't knock it till you come visit kid

>> No.15271599

>every namefag is a tripfag
youre worse

>> No.15271605

Hey brah, watch your mouth

>> No.15271607

Why do you have a space heater? Can you not afford heating? The only people who ever have space heaters are people who can't afford heating.

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>> No.15271617

>faggot keeps responding to himself
jesus get a life pal

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OP have you ever brought a woman back to the 'bin and if so what was her reaction? Not hating just curious.

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>> No.15271642

shut up you poverty stricken hick

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>Birmingham is max comfy
Was pretty good bait until this
I took the girl I was dating in high school into the cabin a few times when I was younger. She seemed to like it but then again she wasn’t exactly a high class broad herself.

>> No.15271727

Dude, get in shape and join the army to get your life in order. You aren't gonna be happy pursuing vidya as a neet. The great thing is, you'll still have a shit ton of time to game if you really want to, but you'll probably be too busy hanging out with your new ride or die bros and getting the shenanigans of your young 20s out of your system. When you're done, you can get out with GI Bill and go to college and score a hot ass nerdy chick that will game with you and start a family with you. It's your choice, but I did this and it was ultimately more fulfilling than the uncertainty of neet life. Stay in your shack and fantasize about adventures in your games or go on one IRL. Follow your heart cabinbrah

>> No.15271759

>Air fryer

You know, the oven works better for volume and efficiency.
I bet some of that chicken has the texture of chalk with few juicy bits going from previous air fryer experience.

>> No.15271778

They make those without holes?

Also anon, please... get a hold of yourself.

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I have a job now as a meat cutter though. All of that stuff sounds exciting I guess.. but it’s not my style really. I don’t wanna start a family anytime soon, and I love living with my parents unironically. They are my best pals even though we fight sometimes. I just enjoy a slow chill life doing the same thing every day. Will my mind change one day? Perhaps it will, but for now this is how I feel.

>> No.15271788

Are you autistic by any chance?

>> No.15271789

>only 22

God hasn't been kind to your body, anon.

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Why would my pizza have holes in it? Or my sandwich?

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I’m not sure. When I was 10-12 years old I thought literally everyone wanted to rape me. It started off as just my dad, then my mom, then I thought my friends dad was gonna rape me, then my grandma, then my actual friends from school and my parents took me to a lot of therapy and even to this day I still have a lot of bad paranoia and I’m overly cautious about a lot of things. When I was around 18 I went to therapy again but the woman told me there was nothing wrong with me and she didn’t get why I was there. She made me feel like shit I remember

>> No.15271816

Loose some weight

>> No.15271823

I'm sure anon meant the pizza warming tray.

>> No.15271832

The tray is what I meant. Could make a helluva pan pizza with that.

>> No.15271840

They usually have holes? Ours have never had holes. I don’t think I’ve seen one with holes

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dominos uses them

>> No.15271949

You are. Probably lots of other brain damage too.

>> No.15271973

What a wonderful thread

>> No.15272517

fat fingers

>> No.15272527

I love how much attention someone can get solely by posting the same inane bullshit everyday. We truly are the most bored website on the internet.

>> No.15272569

You are a god damn liar. There is no way you are younger than me, I refuse to believe that.

>> No.15272625

Bros... we may need to lose some weight....

>> No.15272628

i feel genuine happiness when i see you post. god bless. never change, king

>> No.15272691

I'll call you Taco Bell fag 2

>> No.15272972

He lives in a fuckin shack

>> No.15273033

this is really gross, it makes my stomach uneasy just looking at this shit.

>> No.15273035

This dude is so much more chill than tacobell anon, what a nice suprise

Just sent you a Switch friend request as well, I love Smash Ultimate

>> No.15273055


>> No.15273229

normally i dislike and have disdain for americans but the OP to this thread is genuinely incredibly based

chad thread chad op

>> No.15273236

op is a quintessential american
god damn i wish i could be that comfy

>> No.15273275

OP, are you by any chance from Louisiana?

>> No.15273282

is this a deer camp

>> No.15273444

That's way too much salt.

>> No.15273503

Posting in baste thread

>> No.15273510

Oh MOTHERFUCKER it’s you that attention whore who puts shirtless photos of yourself on here and /v/. Fuck off and don’t come back

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I’ll probably come back. I’m about to head to work now though

>> No.15273593

cute dog, based cabinbrah.

>> No.15273597

nah, you leave

>> No.15273695

You and Taco Bell Seagram's guy should get together

>> No.15273766

fuck off

>> No.15273775

Homey mustard on tortilla sounds pretty good ngl

>> No.15273788

....in the the same vehicle plunging down a cliff.

>> No.15273796

Tell me about work!
Do you break down whole pigs?

>> No.15273825

Would you have preferred $0?

>> No.15273875

Man can literally live on potatoes and butter and water alone. Define “nutritious.”

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I would like to talk to him sometime. I’ve heard about him but don’t browse /ck/ enough to have met him I guess
Well I’m there right now and I’ve mostly been making hamburger steaks, sirloins, and ground beef today. We don’t break down whole pigs or cows, there’s big pieces of meat with names like “eye rounds” or “chuck insides” or flats that we take and make into steaks and stuff. We kinda just do the exact same thing every day but it’s kinda cool.

>> No.15274091


No, they are a starch.

>> No.15274097

No, Vaush, we're not.

>> No.15274106

Vegans belong in hell.

>> No.15274207

Michael? I can't remember your last name but I fucked your sister Lexi. never had the chance to tell you ur annoying and fat

>> No.15274249

You're so fat that even your face is fat. Your forehead is fat. You are not healthy.

>> No.15274271

Didn't know my wife's bull posted on /ck/.

>> No.15274400

>I can eat broccoli and bacon and call myself a vegan!
Based retard. But if you're cabinbrah, I'm sorry.

>> No.15274404

That's harsh. Why would you want to subject the Devil to vegans?

>> No.15274469

We shootin for 2 grand now thanks to good ol DJT!!

>> No.15274578

Based big boy, i would hug you, you look a lot huggable

>> No.15274785

Not me
Thank you fren

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Cabinbrah, have you ever considered melting single serving velveeta cheese slices on your tendies? I feel obligated by the universe to get you to try at least one of my ideas, whether it be instant ramen hax or putting a simple slice of cheese on your nugs.

>> No.15274959

I feel like this needs additional details

>> No.15275126

Microwaves suck yes. But air fryers are a Meme.

Get a deep fat fryer and some paper towel.

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