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[Anonymous No.15259043]

i turn 21 tomorrow, recommend me some booze

[Anonymous No.15259056]

it better be an IPA, noob

[Anonymous No.15259065]

>>15259043
try beer

[Anonymous No.15259305]

First time drinker?

[Anonymous No.15259321]

Irish Car Bombs and Jaegerbombs

[Anonymous No.15259340]

If you're on your own, I'd recommend a nice vodka.
With friends, Jager all the way. Get some cigarettes or dip to go with it. Happy birthday btw.

[Anonymous No.15259343]

Just don't, drink water. The other losers in this thread have already fallen for the alcohol jew. It is early enough for you to continue living a fruitful life, unlike them

[Anonymous No.15259349]

>>15259043
Mojitos sprayed directly into your mouth from the anus of a mature blonde transwoman

[Anonymous No.15259357]

>>15259043
you turn 21 get a nice bottle of champagne to celebrate

i recommend pol roger rich, its a demi-sec so slightly sweet and absolutely deliciously smashable

[Anonymous No.15259359]

>>15259043
mojito or gin and tonic

[Anonymous No.15259411]

>>15259043
Gin and tonic

[Anonymous No.15259419]

>>15259056
not this
>>15259043
amber ales are dark beer in general is best

[Anonymous No.15259428]

>>15259043
Alcohol's rough to get into if you've never had it before. I usually recommend Seagrams Escapes to dip you into it since they're like a fruity soda almost, and maybe some Angry Orchards afterwards since it's a little more obviously filled with alcohol but still can have a fruity taste. Happy birthday bro, cheers.

[Anonymous No.15259435]

>>15259043
As someone on their way out of their 20's, don't bother drinking. It's just gonna get you fucking fat and develop dadbod before 30.

[Anonymous No.15259487]

>>15259043
For me, it's warm bud light

[Anonymous No.15259494]

>>15259043
miller high life.

[Anonymous No.15259501]

>>15259043
Try a pale ale or a cider

[Anonymous No.15259509]

don't make alcohol a habit desu

[Anonymous No.15259576]

Pruno

[Anonymous No.15259581]

>>15259043
white russian

[Anonymous No.15259629]

>>15259056
>this
git gud n00bsauce. l2p. gghf

[Anonymous No.15259638]

>>15259043
>letting beer commercials convince you into starting an expensive habit with no positives

What other parts of your life do you let marketing departments decide?
Did you hear a Country music song and go buy a pickup truck too?

[Anonymous No.15259827]

Gordon's vodka is pretty good and cheap and J&B scotch makes anything better. Vodka red bulls are a great mixed drink if you're suicidal, and I usually just drink whiskey straight but sometimes I'll pour a shot of whiskey into a monster. It tastes like Hell and it will kill you before youre 30 but oh sweet Jesus Christ up on an iron Cross, it will get you more fucked up Bill Hick's pancreas. Don't drink them (or any alcoholic beverage) often and don't drink more than one or two in a day because you'll get fucked up quick and you really don't want a heart attack.

[Anonymous No.15259836]

>>15259043
>his parents never let him drink underage
I’d drink wine and beer at family dinners when I was 16. My parents okayed it.

All these nerds who have their first drink at 21 are dweebs and nerds and should be ashamed of themselves.

[Anonymous No.15260047]

>>15259836
Maybe it'll be his first time going to a bar or something, and he just wants some sweet reccomendations for his first time out. He never said it was his first time drinking, de dummer Jude.

[Anonymous No.15260142]

Jim beam whiskey. Not very offensive and can be mixed with coke or ice tea. Cheap too

[Anonymous No.15260221]

>>15259428
Seagrams Escapes are retarded
3.2% lol
I have no idea how anyone can catch a buzz from those things

[Anonymous No.15261563]

Get yourself a couple Steel Reserves.

[Anonymous No.15261859]

>>15259043
Mike's hard lemonade if you just want the effects of alcohol, but dont want to have to deal with the nasty taste of liquor or beer.

[Anonymous No.15261869]

>>15259043
Just drink water

[Anonymous No.15261871]

>>15259043
5 shots of Three Wisemen and throwing up at a McDonald's later

[Anonymous No.15261878]

>>15259043
Don't do it anon, we love you.

[Anonymous No.15261922]

>>15259043
Any cheap burben

[Anonymous No.15261927]

>>15259043
Eight fuckin whiskey sours, every single night

[Anonymous No.15261933]

>>15261922
I censored this pic 4 you kid OP

[Anonymous No.15261985]

>>15259043
You old enough to drink,smoke but on this forum kid yo better never ever see a coxk

[Anonymous No.15261996]

Live a sober life like our blessed president. It may sound gay but he seems to do pretty well for himself.

[Anonymous No.15262350]

>>15259056
When are hipster yanks going to get over IPA's? I know they're still new and exciting in your backwards country but try and keep up with the rest of the world and try some other beer styles.

[Anonymous No.15262360]

>>15259043
Fifth of jaegar if you're a white boy
4 bottles of mickeys if you a brotha
Fifth of cazadores tequila if youre an amigo
Repent and pray if you're an arab
1 beer if you're asian because they have poor alcohol tolerence
No alcohol if native american

[Anonymous No.15262365]

>>15260221
Well they're for jr. high children.

[Anonymous No.15262885]

>>15262350
For me it's coors banquet. You can keep your gay belgian shit.

[Anonymous No.15262908]

Denki bran if you want to be real cool

[Anonymous No.15262917]

>>15262885
Yeah man, we all saw Cobra Kai.

[Anonymous No.15262919]

>>15262917
Anon you better have a knife proof ear muff.

[Anonymous No.15262940]

>>15259357
white foil isn't demi sec but I highly rate the demi sec pol roger. You have class anon

[Anonymous No.15263013]

>>15262919
Based
https://youtu.be/Fof0FeJgjnY

[Anonymous No.15263329]

If you're willing to cook make yourself some nice fatty pork steaks, mashed potatoes with lots of butter and a sour-sweet cabbage tomato mix. Now, take a bottle of wodka, and drink a shot before every (big) bite.

This is basically the best first experience you can make, the fatty meat will make the alcohol high better, and since wodka doesn't have any additives you literally can't fuck it up. Unless you're a retarded 16-year-old who doesn't know his limits.

Alternatively amaretto sour is also pretty nice

[Anonymous No.15263333]

>>15259043
Alcohol makes people sad and/or pathetic. Try it by all means, but don't fall into the trap of thinking it's cool.

[Anonymous No.15263646]

Stick to liquor if you want to stay in shape and it gets the job done fast. All my friends that drank beer all the time are far fucks now, beer can also give you ED. Wild turkey, buffalo trace are good bourbons. For irish whiskey redbreast, green spot, and teeling are great. Scotch is overrated. Cheap bourbon can be great, cheap blended scotch is always shit. It's better to be sober than drink that shit. I like brandy/cognac but not sure if you like it. I don't drink vodka or gin enough to have any good recommendations.

[Anonymous No.15263655]

>>15263646
Moderately based

[Anonymous No.15263659]

>>15263333
>Alcohol makes people sad and/or pathetic
lol no cletus, it only makes extremely fucked up people sad. It makes most people more fun, happier and more social
Stop listening to your local mega-church pastor and live your own life

[Anonymous No.15264393]

>>15259043
yes, exactly

I'd recommend 'some' booze

[Anonymous No.15264415]

>>15259043
For you? White claw or maybe pic related

[Anonymous No.15264427]

>>15259357
Why do so many anons on this board have the same tastes as alcoholic trophy wives?

[Anonymous No.15264429]

>>15263659
Your idea of being "more fun" is being pathetic.

[Anonymous No.15264431]

>>15259638
Pickups are far more valuable than a drinking habit

[Anonymous No.15264445]

>>15263659
You sound like a coping alcoholic

[Anonymous No.15264451]

>>15264429
>>15264445

Most people do not become sad or assholes when they drink dude. The vast majority of people are not genetically prone to alcoholism, and most moderate drinkers would be genuinely shocked if they saw how much actual alcoholics drink. Something like the top 5% of drinkers drink over 90% of all alcohol sold

[Anonymous No.15264463]

>>15264451
Ok buddy. Most people don’t go on diatribes to defend their shitty habits.
The reason the top drinker drink most of the alcohol is because half the country either never drinks or only drinks like once a year. It only takes 1 drink a day to put you into the top 80th percentile of drinkers.

[Anonymous No.15264507]

>>15264463
what I am saying is the difference between a 90th percentile drinker, a completely normal person, and an alcoholic is fucking massive, and underappreciated by southern teetotalers with your insane religious superstitions about moderate drinking

[Anonymous No.15264564]

>>15264507
Don't bother. Arguing with a Southern Evangelical is just talking to an inert wall of stone sculpted by his pedo preacher.

[Anonymous No.15264702]

>>15259043

Old Rasputin Imperial Russian Stout
Myers's Rum
Mount Gay Rum
Bombay Sapphire Gin
Johnny Walker Black Label

if that's too expensive maybe just get some Bacardi 151, Jameson, and Guinness

if that's too expensive maybe just get some Pinnacle Vodka and some Lone Star, PBR, or Miller High Life

if that's too expensive maybe just get some Popov Vodka a couple 40s of King Cobra and maybe even a bottle of Franzia

if all that is too cheap then you need to ask someone richer than me.

[Anonymous No.15264729]

>>15259340
>vodka
>Jager
underage confirmed

[Anonymous No.15264734]

>>15259043
get a needle and live a boring life afterwards

[Anonymous No.15264738]

>>15259043
Beer but go easy, after 3-4 5.3% you get really drunk :D

[Anonymous No.15264739]

Be a man.

[Anonymous No.15264741]

>>15264564
*tips fedora*

[Anonymous No.15265390]

>>15259043
>i turn 21 tomorrow, recommend me some booze

Go to local brew pub with some friends and get a couple of beer planks, several kinds of beer in small glasses served on a wooden platter, so you can get an idea of what you like (take notes so you’ll remember what you liked the next time you go there).

[Anonymous No.15265396]

>>15265390

Also, save this infographic on your phone so you know what’s what;