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*WASHES YOU'RE DISHES*

>> No.15258861

Really OP is this your way of having fun, thinking you're having a good time? You goddamn fool, if your grandparents would've known their grandkid would've been this much of loser they would've ended it right there.

>> No.15258875
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15258875

Based thread OP, big fan, keep up the good work

>> No.15258891

>>15258852
OP thinks he doesnt deserve to be happy. To have love in his life. He believes he is a loser. What a waste of a life.

He's going to think about this as he's going to sleep tonight, too.

>> No.15258899

Best thread on /ck/ right now.

>> No.15258918
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>>15258852
Thanks OP! I appreciate the help :D

>> No.15258921
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>>15258852
BASED

>> No.15258939

>>15258852
I think this is a good thread.

>> No.15259172
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>>15258852
*your

>> No.15259248

>>15258852
Danke, Schwamm.

>> No.15259277

>>15258852
HOLY SHIT
FUCK

>> No.15259401
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15259401

behold the ultimate lifeform

>> No.15259406

>>15258852
Having worked in restaurants and fast food dumps, or even just by being at friends' places, it's absolutely amazing how so few people actually know what the green and yellow side of a sponge are for and how to use them properly.

>> No.15259458

>>15259401
*starts leaking soap and gets your hand unreasonably sticky and slimy*

>> No.15259461

>>15258852
*wipes your counter before washing your dishes*

>> No.15259464
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15259464

*WASHES YOU'RE DISHES*

>> No.15259478

>>15259406
what are their purposes

>> No.15259480

>>15259464
Based and wholesomepilled

>> No.15259483
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>>15259406
>>15259478
You only need the green side

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>>15258852
OH DO YOU NOW?

>> No.15259493
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15259493

*blocks u*

>> No.15259498

>>15258852
when is a sponge too dirty to use & should be thrown out?

>> No.15259508

>>15258852
Also knows the difference between your and you’re unlike OP.

>> No.15259513

>>15259478
Yellow side is for wiping & scrubbing down the bulk of whatever is stuck to your dishes. Once that's done the green side is for the tiny spots of dried cheese or whatever still stuck to it. Like how sharpening stones have different levels of grit.

>>15259483
That's fine if you want bits of cheese and like ground beef stuck forever to your sponge.

>> No.15259532
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>when a miniscule piece breaks off and stabs into your finger

Gives me nightmares desu senpai

>> No.15259546
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>>15259513
>Yellow side is for wiping & scrubbing down the bulk of whatever is stuck to your dishes.
The green side scrubs. The yellow side just wipes pre-existing grease/particles all over the plate. If it doesn't need the green side it's clean.
>That's fine if you want bits of cheese and like ground beef stuck forever to your sponge.
Yes, stuck to my forever sponge which I can never replace.

Don't listen to this guy, he's a shill for the sponge companies. Yellow side = faster sponge deterioration so you buy more sponges.

>> No.15259553

>>15259513
>Once that's done the green side is for the tiny spots of dried cheese or whatever still stuck to it.
fug. I've been doing it in reverse order my whole life. should I just kms?

>> No.15259558

>>15259546
Big Sponge btfo.

>> No.15259560

>>15259546
>The yellow side just wipes pre-existing grease/particles all over the plate
You're supposed to also use soap & water, not just scrub a sponge on dirty dishes.

Also
>particles
what like neutrons?

>> No.15259570

I hate doing the dishes, that’s why I eat my food on plastic disposable plates, with plastic forks and knives, after cooking it in disposable plastic pans and pots.

>> No.15259599

Fun fact: Common kitchen sponges are basically micro-apocalypses in terms of harmful bacterial content, even after they've been soaked in hot, soapy water. Google "kitchen sponge public toilet seat".

>> No.15259610

>>15259546
Get a PHD in Spongeology *then* talk shit, LARPer. You're out of your element.

>> No.15259614

>>15259599
That\s why I nuke mine in the microwave

>> No.15259616

>>15259599
Stop using google as a verb

>> No.15259618

>>15259599
what's the best alternative?

>> No.15259624

>>15259618
nothing, buy paper plates and plastic forks and throw them away

>> No.15259625

>>15259616
mad spongeoid detected

>> No.15259627

>>15259599
Should I boil mine in water
>>15259614
People will fall for this

>> No.15259639

>>15259627
Fall for what? I'm not putting a dry sponge in the microwave for 5 minutes. I stick in there soaking wet still for like 30 seconds.

>> No.15259648

>>15259560
>what like neutrons?
You haven't lived until you've scrubbed a Higgs Boson off a dinner plate.

>> No.15259650

>>15258852
Hey you stole my thread, I made this first one like a month ago but with the blue sponge

>> No.15259662

>>15259616
I Bing'd it and your face came up.

>> No.15259665

>>15259627
We boil ours every morning after heating up coffee and tea water. Would recommend.

>> No.15259668

>>15259624
im all for disposable plates, but plastic silverware is for cucks

>> No.15259715

>>15259650
Yes, Anon. As you can see I've slightly modified it, but the idea is yours. That was one of the best and most memorable concepts of this year and beyond, I believe.

>> No.15259736

>>15259406
Anon are you gonna tell us your dirty sponge secrets. I need to know the sauce.

>> No.15259738

You can also put damp sponge in microwave to zap bacteria.

>> No.15259761

>>15259715
Thanks anon, godspeed to you

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>> No.15259787

>>15258852
That's not a woman. Pretty sure at least.

>> No.15260123

>>15259783
Ah yes, nature's fleshlight.

>> No.15260136

>>15260123
If you have three tiny dicks, maybe.

>> No.15260140

>>15259498
I just replace them on every 1st day of the month (I also replace my sheets and pillow cases on the same day)

>> No.15260159

>>15259464
We know you'll never leave your mothers house anon.

>> No.15260168

>>15260136
Anon, I...

>> No.15260169

>>15258875

Never use anything other than this. Use it once, you'll learn.

>> No.15260195

>>15259616
stop being a pretentious faggot.

>> No.15260256

>>15259616
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/google

>> No.15260315

>>15258875
love steel wool me

>> No.15260375

>>15260169
Can I use that on Teflon?

>> No.15260387

>>15260375

On PTFE? Never. Only use it on ceramic, or glass. Never PTFE.

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What a great thread, thanks for the tips frens

>> No.15260483

>>15260136
Enough room for me and my two closest friends.

>> No.15260559

>>15258852
I fucking hate sponges. Brushes are infinitely superior.

>> No.15260579

>>15258918
love this little guy
like to stick my index finger through his mouth hole and pretend i'm blowing a raspberry!

>> No.15261668

>>15260159
Atleast I can inherit my parents house, can't say the same for your section 8 "house"

>> No.15261681

>>15259172
I'm not, sorry but you are wrong on this one.

>> No.15261725

>>15259513
That's comment knowledge though. Or at least, I hope it is.

>> No.15261782
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>>15258852
fuck these cheap ass disintegrating pieces of shit

>> No.15261828

>>15261782
Eh, just buy a 10-pack, and replace every couple weeks. Treat as disposable / consummable, like dishwasher liquid.

>> No.15261903

>>15261828
why would i buy more of a shitty inferior product when i could just buy some that don't fall apart?

>> No.15261907

>>15258875
this is the real champ. max respect for being the only way to clean my shitty linoleum counters

>> No.15262071

>>15258875
>mauls your teflon pan
no thanks senpai

>> No.15262874

>>15259464
they stopped making these thirty years ago, the rare offbrand import doesnt count.

>> No.15262901

>>15262071
You deserved it for using teflon pan

>> No.15263130

>>15260375
dont use teflon

>> No.15263171
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>vanilla dish soap

>> No.15263337

>>15259532
soap pads suck. leaking blue slime everywhere. no thanks

>> No.15263381

>>15259648
>not rubbing your big hard sponge all over the vastly more erotic Higgs Bosom
Gaaaaaaay.

>> No.15264903

>>15259493
I use these exclusively

>> No.15264912

what's the best way to clean yellow hard water stains in your shower and tile grout?

>> No.15265034

>>15264912
Don't piss in your shower if the water isn't running, anon.

>> No.15265220

>>15264912
your tongue

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>>15258852
best dish soap

>> No.15265413

>>15258852
remember to boil you're sponge when it starts to get dirty to prolong it's life