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>> No.15251499
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>>15251490
It's permanent

>> No.15251501
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>>15251490
Mortadella.

>> No.15251502

>>15251490
Japanese flag

>> No.15251503
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mortadella > olive loaf > bolonga

i still think bologna is underrated. it's not great but †bh hits the spot sometimes

>> No.15251518

>>15251499
kek
>>15251490
I want to try fried bologna after watching reviewbrah mk. 1 make the fried bologna sandwich

>> No.15251524

>>15251518
>fried bologna
it shrinks like crazy and it's salty af, but it is pretty good if you use it right

https://youtu.be/k7dPKffbczw

>> No.15251526

>>15251490
Love it. You can get all you can eat at the local county jail.

>> No.15251529

>>15251490
BALOOGNA

>> No.15251531

>>15251526
>all you can eat
lolno

>> No.15251539

>>15251503
make sure you give it a little slice so when you fry it up it can maintain a more appropriate shape. Bologna is almost entirely only worth eating when fried because of that fat content.

>> No.15251552
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>>15251539
or roasting!

>> No.15251582

>>15251526
Are you from my county in the whitr trash south? Every county jail lunch is a plain bologna sandwich, a small package of white label "chips," one piece of rotting fruit. Breakfast is watery oatmeal and instant coffee. Dinner is a bowl of white beans boiled with pigs feet, cornbread, and a piece of rotten fruit. It never, ever varies.
>Have special dietary needs? Fuck off, don't eat scumbag!

>> No.15251593

pork roll

>> No.15251607
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>>15251490
If it doesn't have a funny face in it not interested.

>> No.15251609

>>15251490
cheapest shit only construction workers make their sandwiches with

>> No.15251611

>>15251609
>imblyin struction workers aren't pulling $85k a year

>> No.15251618
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>>15251611
I think "construction worker" maybe means something different where you're from.

>> No.15251663

>Plain white bread
>Butter
>Mustard
>Slab of bologna

Gentlemen, the perfect sandwich.

>> No.15251667

>>15251618
construction worker vs. laborer tho

>> No.15251718

>>15251524
If you can think it you can shrink it was the superior shrinky dinks slogan

>> No.15251731

>>15251490
Love me a nice ‘loney sammy

>> No.15251736

>>15251526
>all you can eat
more like a slice of green bologna witha roll half that size with a bag of carrots and a stick of celery.

>> No.15251737

>>15251490
I don't like it- but it's a cheap meat.
Unfortunately people seem to pay far too much for it and eat far too much of it.

Also bone meal has no place in food, period

>> No.15251739

>>15251607
how do they get out?

>> No.15251744

>>15251490
My father always says it's a load of bologna.

>> No.15251773

american bologna is disgusting
proper mortadella is fucking fantastic

>> No.15251782

>>15251718
you're probably right but i still prefer the cheap pee-wee herman knockoff doling-out literal instruction mid-commercial, because it's so pathetic but also so memorable

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>>15251502

>> No.15251993

>>15251663
>no sliced cheese
shit sandwich

>> No.15252923

>>15251503
Why is your t not curvy

>> No.15252928

Would only hear tall tales of my mom frying balonga on a stove and throw it in between a hotdog bun. Sounds like poverty food

>> No.15253079

>>15252928
it's better than you think

>> No.15253612

I had mortadella sandwiches in a covered market place in Bologna. That stuff is fantastic

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who here /newfie steaks/

>> No.15253660

>>15251490
It's garbage. No, really it's made of leftovers from other cuts, mixed with brisket and fats.
Pure garbage.

>> No.15253689
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Mortadella sandwiches are kinda of a specialty of the italian community in Brazil and they're fucking fantastic.

>> No.15253700

Why the fuck is it pronounced as baloney?

>> No.15253701

>>15253700
Google it, shitbird.

>> No.15253702

>>15253700
because it's italian.

>> No.15253715

>>15253700
americans can't into romance phonetics

>> No.15253750

>>15253715
i'm gonna romance your dads anus hole if you catch my drift

>> No.15253822

>>15253689
That looks really good. Wish I knew what else was on it so I could copy it.

Btw, the clientele looks whiter than any public place in the US. What up with dat?

>> No.15253871

I prefer mortadella

>> No.15253875

>>15253822
The picture was taken at the Municipal Market of São Paulo.

Here are the most probable motives for the whiteness of the crowd:
1. The market is a popular tourist attraction, so there could be some foreigners in the crowd.
2. The people mostly look to 50 or older, mostly middle or upper class judging from their clothes. That demographic is considerably whiter than the rest of the population.

Also 60% of the population of São Paulo identifies as white (which in Brazil means you look white, your ancestry being irrelevant), so there's that.

>> No.15253881

I enjoy bologna, but eat it infrequently.
The chunks of fat in mortadella can make it a bit greasy, but it still tastes pretty good.

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>>15253871

>> No.15253952

>>15251501
Slapstick baloney knockoff? No thanks I'll stick to my original Amish Lebanon baloney

>> No.15254374

I have anal sex with goats

>> No.15254920

>>15251993
Why the FUCK would any sane individual put fucking CHEESE on a goddamn BOLOGNA sandwich? Do you worship no God?

>> No.15254956

>>15254920
bologna and swiss on rye is my go-to sandwich

>> No.15254961

>>15254956
>good bread, good cheese, garbage meat
What did he mean by this?

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>>15251499
Based

>> No.15254999

>>15254961
Are you not making homemade pork and venison bologna?

>> No.15255760

>>15251663
>slice of square white bread
>mayo
>slice of meat bologna
>mayo
>slice of square white bread
>mayo
perfection

>> No.15256849

>>15255760
>>15255760
So what you say is that your mayo is on the top bread.
That's fuckin weird

>> No.15256886

>>15252923
i have no idea

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>>15251490
>>15251501
THIS

With olive

>> No.15256974

>>15251490
Grill it, throw it on white bread with some yellow mustard
Your average white trash meal, not bad my friend.

>> No.15256978

>>15251490
Taste delicious fried with an egg

>> No.15256980

>>15251490
Am I the only one who thinks it taste like pastrami

>> No.15256985

>>15255760
>no kraft single

>> No.15256986

>>15254920
>Do you worship no God?
If a god existed, he wouldnt have created the abomination that is Bologna

>> No.15257246

>>15251539
>little slice so when you fry it up it can maintain a more appropriate shape
Enjoy your hot Pac-Man

>> No.15257316

>>15256980
Probably since there's absolutely no similarity between the spices and methods used to create them.

https://www.meatsandsausages.com/sausage-recipes/cooked/american/bologna-american

https://www.meatsandsausages.com/hams-other-meats/pastrami

>> No.15257321

>>15251611
Think of the guys you can hire in the Home Depot parking lot for day labor.
"Construction worker" is another case of two peoples separated by a common language.

Also, they all eat tacos and burritos over here. Bologna is either children's lunches, or fried for breakfast.