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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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15250942 No.15250942 [Reply] [Original]

You salivate, you lose. Pavlov ringing the first bell.

>> No.15250948

>>15250942
Imagine

>> No.15250961
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>>15250942

>> No.15250966

There is an entire subreddit for that, go check it out! (And don't come back)

>> No.15250986

>>15250942
>Anything else?
>Yeah, a loaf of bread and some other people.

>> No.15250988

>>15250986
Absolutely low-t, dyel, and ngmi.

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>>15250966
Who hurt you?

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>>15250966
>4channel is only for serious conversations and politics
Before you ask me who I'm quoting, it means >implying

Fuck off faggot.

>> No.15251012

>Hey, so you guys know about sandwiches, right?
>Sure, two pieces of bread, perfectly balanced ratio of filling inside. Can eat it with your hands.
>Exactly. It's a perfect food delivery system. But what if, and stay with me here, what if.....we shove 8 inches of meat in there between so you can't actually eat it like a sandwich, and don't add ANY other ingredients, so it's just a sloppy, dry piece of shit that you need to eat on a plate. Wouldn't that be fucking awesome?!?

>> No.15251033

>>15251012
See:
>>15250988
I swear, /ck/ is a bunch of noodly-armed pussies.

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Continuing with the original intent of the thread....

>> No.15251391

>>15250942
>50000000% of daily sodium intake

>> No.15251732
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This is a real burger.

>> No.15251742

>>15250942

Looks like crusty sloppa. Vile

>> No.15251754

>>15251012
Exactly. What kind of retard thinks that looks good
>THE MORE MEAT THE BETTER AMIRITE!?

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>>15250988
>>15251033
>me eat meat
>me manly

>> No.15251768

>>15251732
carrots and chocolate sauce? sure, why not.

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>>15251732

>> No.15251789

>>15250942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsg50XfOOrM

one of the best chefs in the UK has a comfy cooking channel up on youtube

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>> No.15251800

>>15251761
LOL! go drink your soylent little boy

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>>15251732

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>>15250942

>> No.15251997

>>15251791
That looks pretty good it was just filmed terribly

>> No.15252006

>>15250986
based mitch hedburg poster

>> No.15252047

>>15251012
Hows about I shove 8 inches of meat into your mom's buttcheeks? THAT SOUND GOOD YA PUNK BITCH?

>> No.15252052

>>15252006
Ducks eat for free at subway

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>>15250942

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>> No.15252173

>>15250942
Bish I'm constantly salivating and so are you, you walk around with cotton mouth 24/7 or what?

>> No.15252307

>>15252155
Damn I could go for some 'lo 'ngs

>> No.15252315

Why dont Jews use cheese on their sandwiches?

>> No.15252325

>>15252315
They're forbidden from boiling a calf in its mother's milk. This has somehow been twisted into "no cheese with meat".

>> No.15252411

>>15251801
sleep tight

>> No.15253191

>>15251791
Based Jack eating raw meat

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>>15250942
she ded now, got stuck to a revolving door and died from exhaustion from running in circles

>> No.15253385

>>15250961
Spaghetti-o's, avocado, and shrimp? Surely no one ate this.

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i can't tell if OP is being sarcastic but i do know for sure that OP is a faggot

>> No.15254479

>>15250942
I've never understood why sandwiches like that even exist. How are you even suppose to eat that?

>> No.15254491

>>15254479
Dumbass, food is for taking pictures, not eating.

>> No.15254544

>>15250961
gross fuck off

>> No.15254549

>>15251732
>Amerisharts discover hot-cross buns

>> No.15254557

>>15250942
looks dry

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>>15252170
>3.32 MB

>> No.15254568

>>15250988
>nooooooo preserved soy meat that looks like red diarrhea is just as good as a steak

>> No.15254584

>>15250942
These meat mountain sandwich’s are goddamn vile. They’re cold room temperature so the fats congeal or they’re just plain cold. Disgusting.

>> No.15254620

>>15251732
Buddy somebody shat on that

>> No.15254633

>>15251791
>raw minced meat
Basically unseasoned tartare, 2/10

>> No.15254696

>>15251732
Diarrhea on a bun

>> No.15254706 [DELETED] 

>>15251801
Kill and cook the animal before you eat it
Why are chinks like this?

>> No.15254719

>>15252155
Lost

>> No.15254724

>>15250942
What is the point of the slices of bread at that point. Just so they can technically still call it a sandwich when its really just a pile of meat on a plate

>> No.15254760

>>15253385
Drunk me would eat the whole thing

>> No.15254766

>>15252170
Looks proper joocy
-1 point for poor photo in massive scale
-1 point for using a Santoku on Roast Beef

>> No.15254773

>>15251732
>I took a shit on your burger that will be $21.99 plus taxes plus tip

>> No.15254877

>>15254568
>soy meat
do you even know what you're looking at

>> No.15254881

>>15250942
that's retarded

>> No.15255386

>>15252155
Not misssing the wings per se, I am more missing that I could go to any fucking shitty dive bar, eat wings and drink beer without a care in the world for washing or sanitizing everything

FUCK

>> No.15256133

>>15251732
... and it is beautiful

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>>15250942

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>> No.15258187

>>15251006
The concept for this thread is dumb.

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>> No.15258351

>>15250942
>$3 for a 1/2 pound of pastrami
>bagged bread, untoasted
>the most Jewish cole slaw I ever saw (no mayo? at a deli?)
>a half squirt of mustard in a plastic thing
That'll be $42 please, enjoy your authentic experience!

>> No.15258554

what is it about an array of food on a giant platter that makes it look so much more appetizing? i know most of the pics in this thread are probably sloppa tier in terms of taste but something about the presentation is so alluring

>> No.15258572

>>15252047
Btfo

>> No.15258587

>>15251761
>Me eat veggies
>me am prey

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Nothing like 'rilled 'eese on holey 'ourdough bread.

>> No.15258626

>>15251061
finally some decent fucking food

>> No.15258708

>>15250988
That's way too much meat, it wouldn't even be pleasant to eat and it's not healthy.

>> No.15258712

>>15251033
Projection.

>> No.15258735

>>15251800
>Me insecure about masculinity, me must act macho at all times.

>> No.15258760

>>15250961
Lost

>> No.15258765

>>15254877
Yeah, a pile of processed waste parts preserved with enough nitrates to give everyone on this board intestinal cancer.

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>>15251801
Yum!

>> No.15258905

>>15251791
Jacks hands are always the best part of these videos. His stupid meaty hands and his stupid ass ring. I love it when it's just his hands in the shot and you can see his confusion and incompetence and hesitation all through his hand movement

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>>15255386
>tfw only went to two bars since covid took off
>tfw Governor shut all the bars down despite being one of the lowest chance places to get it at
I hate this shit

>> No.15258959

>>15258905
It's not as fun since he lost the use of 1 arm from his stroke.

>> No.15259145

>>15250961
I need new glasses; at first I thought that the avocado was Brussels sprouts.

>> No.15259266

>>15255386
Eat wings at home, better yet, make them yourself.

>> No.15259283

>>15256146
>>15256444
>>15256447
>>15257436
>>15257438
please be my housewife

>> No.15259816

>>15251061
I stuffed the last wheel of brie i baked. Roasted garlic and rosemary mmmmmm. Chef jon does one with dried cranberries and toasted walnuts

>> No.15259833

>>15250948
Centipede ariel

>> No.15259870

>>15251732
That's an abomination

>> No.15259934

>>15253376
I hope that is the desc for this photo

>> No.15260254
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stupid fucking nigger modern males only think meat is good, meat is shit its total shit you dont need meat to have a meal you fat fucks

>> No.15261540

>>15260254
That's not a sandwich.
Add ham then it'll be a sandwich.

>> No.15261632

>>15260254
Stfu you fucking twink. Go back to eating your prey food you silly fucking cow.

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>>15250942

>> No.15261669

>>15251791
that's how he got aids and his arm went limp

>> No.15262230

>>15251801
excuse me, waiter..?

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>>15250942

>> No.15262293

>>15251732
Wet diherrea burger?
Deeeeeeeelish!!!

>> No.15262301

>>15258787
I fucking hate this photoshopped picture and I hate you for posting it

>> No.15262305

>>15257973
> salad
That is what? A visual garnish?

>> No.15263205

>>15252155
i lost

>> No.15263242

>>15262305
It's for the gyro, the whole top right is gyro ingredients.

>> No.15263260

>>15250942
https://voca.ro/1bOGJbUJwSdu

>> No.15263269

>>15263260
What is the point of this? You sound normal, you sound like you're a normal human being just being sarcastic. I bet you're pretty cool to hang out with too. I can't make fun of you for this, it's not food or cooking, this might be the most inert post of all time.

>> No.15263330

>>15254766
That's a Wal-Mart knife, I have one too.

>> No.15263356

>>15263269
>this might be the most inert post of all time
No that's exactly the type of posts you should expect around here. You asking about the point of his post on the other hand, that's inert

>> No.15263395

>>15257967
>>15257973
This is a blue board, asshole. Thanks a lot, I just got fired.

>> No.15264514

>>15250961
OP said FoodPORN not Food NIGHTMARE

>> No.15264592

>>15262230
Nah dat a ratatouille

>> No.15265223

>>15254562
have sex