/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15245828]

hand over your BEST fucking waffle recipe right fucking now /ck/

[Anonymous No.15245835]

>>15245828
Can I make waffles without a waffle iron? Like, what if I pour the batter into a frying pan? Wouldn't that create a reeeeing black hole or something?

[Anonymous No.15245838]

>>15245835
no you would make a big retarded pancake instead

[Anonymous No.15245847]

>>15245838
So you're telling me that waffles is just the shape and not the actual food?

[Anonymous No.15245851]

>>15245847
Are you really this fucking stupid?

[Anonymous No.15245882]

>>15245851
Probably... I mean, yes.

[Anonymous No.15246669]

>still no waffle recipes

[Anonymous No.15246676]

>>15245828
>Roughly 1/4 cup brown sugar
>1/2 tsp each of nutmeg and cinnamon
>1/2 of a honeycrisp apple
>throw that shit in your usual pancake mix
>coom from pleasure
Enjoy.

[Anonymous No.15246700]

>>15245882
I didn't mean that anon sorry. I masturbated furiously for the last 48 hours

[Anonymous No.15248232]

bump

I need waffle's

[Anonymous No.15248256]

>>15245828
Nope. That guy is clearly white, therefore I'm entitled to self defense.

Thank God he isn't black. I'd have a duty to retreat, and would be charged with a hate crime. Then the Marxist subversive Zionist controlled media would incite their violent brainwashed far left mob to attack my family.

Whew! What a relief.

[Anonymous No.15248279]

>>15248256
huh?

[Anonymous No.15248408]

>>15245828
Use pancake batter, done.

[Anonymous No.15248447]

>>15248279
Lost bot.

[Anonymous No.15248453]

>>15248447
huh?

[Anonymous No.15248456]

>>15248453
What?

[Anonymous No.15250124]

is there really a secret to a good waffle

[Anonymous No.15250135]

>>15250124
Yes, the blue waffle is the optimum waffle but those of us in the know are sworn to secrecy.

[Anonymous No.15250142]

https://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/true-belgian-waffles/
if a waffle isnt belgian it can get fucked

my pro tips
be generous with the grease
be stingy with the batter on the iron, at least until you know how the iron is gonna spread it (a smaller waffle is a much better outcome than getting batter fucking everywhere)
aim on the lower side of doneness. burning a waffle is the worst. if it turns out a little too underdone, you can throw it in the toaster/toaster oven for a minute or two to get it perfect

yes you need an iron to make waffles. if you dont have an iron make dutch babies instead

[Anonymous No.15250166]

>>15245828
You have to take it from my cold dead hands.

[Anonymous No.15251735]

>>15250166
Why do I have to wait for your corpse to cool?

[Anonymous No.15251961]

>>15250124
Yeah, sprite

[Anonymous No.15251984]

>>15245828
>>15250142
Proper belgian/liege waffles are yeast risen and have pearl sugar in them. Yeast waffles are infinitely superior. They're fucking delicious and I highly recommend you find a recipe for them, OP. Bruno Albouze has a great one but it's a bit cpmplex.

[Anonymous No.15252004]

1. Take out of the freezer, and then pen up the box of Meijer Buttermilk Waffles
2. Take 2-3 waffles out and place them on plate to dethaw.
3. Pre-heat the toaster oven till the little heating elements just start to glow
4. Put the waffles in the toaster oven.
5. Pro-tip: you can change your toastiness levels via the toast done-ness knob. The numbers are minutes of toast, so adjust accodingly.
6. Once the timer dings, scoop up some I Can't Believe it's Not Butter with a fork and put a dollop in between the waffles to melt.
7. Top off with Mrs. Butterworths' Sugar Free Syrup and enjoy!

[Anonymous No.15252579]

Hehe, I use that image as a thread starter sometimes too.