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What is the best food for an inflamed bleeding anus?

>> No.15244155

Fast

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>>15244152
thats a tough one, on one hand soft food like apple sauce, mash potatoes and bananas would be easy on the ass but you'll need to wipe more so that defeats the purpose, maybe just bread so you can drop one big dry loaf with minimal wiping

>> No.15244235

>>15244152
Water

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>>15244152
beans

>> No.15244273

>>15244152
I've been there before, brother. Drink a shitload of water throughout the day. When I was having bad roids I would take a dry shit first thing in the morning and would blow my asshole out all over again. It got to the point where I had to lube up the hole before I took a shit so it would slide out without doing too much damage. A few weeks of that and staying hydrated made me feel like a new man.

>> No.15244437

>>15244155
This is probably the best advice for a ripped up asshole. You can also look into cabbage juice for the vitamin U which has shown potential of healing ulcers.

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DID SOMEBODY SAY HOT SAUCE???

>> No.15244490

extra spicy chili with plenty of beans.

>> No.15244669

>>15244152
plain rice bro...

>> No.15244677

>>15244152
An onion applied to the prostate.

>> No.15244790

>>15244152
Take some dietary fiber and drink lots of water. It will help.

>> No.15244876

get a bidet so you dont have to wipe your ass as much

>> No.15244887

>>15244152
Chili milkshake.

>> No.15245158

>>15244152
Got fucked in the ass too much OP?? That's the price u pay for degeneracy.

>> No.15245262

>>15244876
This. Take the bidet pill anon. It saved my asshole

t. Chronic hemorrhoid sufferer

>> No.15245403

bidet
drink 1/2 your weight in ounces of water (unless fat, then just aim for about 70 ounces. balance your trace minerals so you don't die or whatever)
use meal replacent shakes until you stop needing to shit
figure out if you have IBS or any food intolerances
up your fiber intake (use presoaked fiber like acacia powder or soaked chia seeds to prevent dry shits)
consult your doctor to have the inflamed flesh button removed (some doctors use a staple method, do not get that)

>> No.15245471

>>15244152
Fiber cereal.

>> No.15245483

>>15244152
Just get a colostomy and move on

>> No.15245508

What about the best food for liquid shits? Comes out easy and requires minimal wiping.