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Perpetuate your lesser sauces all you want, but there always has been and always will be one king. It will always be on every table at every diner with a thousand more bottles ready to replace an empty one. It will always be the most demanded and manufactured hot sauce in the entire world. It has never considered the fact that other hot sauces even exist, it doesn't need to. All it can think about is rising to meet the sheer demand the entire world has for it. It was the first, and in 152 years there's still nobody that can do it better. It was here before you were born, it will be here after you die. This applies to no other sauce, and it doesn't matter what you say or post It is immune to attack and nothing can change these facts. It cannot be dethroned, now kneel.

>> No.15236852

>>15236836
i like tabasco on my cheese pizza

>> No.15236864

>>15236852
Based

>> No.15236889

Was watching some documentary of the first gulf war and there was some shitty grainy footage of some soldiers in the chow hall. I could spot ALL the tabasco bottles everywhere. This brand is definitely the strongest

>> No.15236920

>>15236889
Yep, it commonly comes in MREs. Tabasco is the sauce of choice for our boys overseas.

>> No.15236928

>>15236889
US MREs actually included tiny glass vials of Tabasco sauce at one point around that period. I'd have to check Steve1989MRE.

>> No.15236937

>>15236836
Tabasco is a good hot sauce. I prefer other hot sauces in certain situations though.

>> No.15236938

I're read that MRE tobasco is watered down

>> No.15236948

>>15236928
>>15236937
>>15236938
https://youtu.be/LfVexnI_LX0?t=710 Here's footage of one

>> No.15236954

>>15236852
Try it with ranch and tabasco

>> No.15236992

>>15236954
God tier combination

>> No.15236996

>>15236836
For me? It's chipotle Tabasco

>> No.15237005

for me it's eggs and ham with some bread and Tabasco. Gives me 50s diner vibes.

>> No.15237009

>>15236920
>>15236928
I know what you mean, the bottles I was talking about were full sized bottles, put on the table in the mess hall. I'm a tabasco-head myself

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>Perpetuate your lesser sauces all you want, but there always has been and always will be one king. It will always be on every table at every diner with a thousand more bottles ready to replace an empty one. It will always be the most demanded and manufactured hot sauce in the entire world. It has never considered the fact that other hot sauces even exist, it doesn't need to. All it can think about is rising to meet the sheer demand the entire world has for it. It was the first, and in 152 years there's still nobody that can do it better. It was here before you were born, it will be here after you die. This applies to no other sauce, and it doesn't matter what you say or post It is immune to attack and nothing can change these facts. It cannot be dethroned, now kneel.

>> No.15237155

>>15236836
Tabasco is THE ultimate hot sauce. you CANNOT refute this. it perfectly complements EVERY dish, from 'tle 'sars pizza to a humble 'ken 'ot 'ie

>> No.15237166

>>15236836
how can you be so reddit

tabasco is barely hot and tastes like fucking plain vinegar

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15237174

>Tabasco is THE ultimate hot sauce. you CANNOT refute this. it perfectly complements EVERY dish, from 'tle 'sars pizza to a humble 'ken 'ot 'ie

>> No.15237230

Here in California (aka the actual first world) I have not seen them. Cholula and gringo bandito are very common.

>> No.15237240

>>15236836
It's okay but a little too metal-tasting. Good all rounder though.

>> No.15237740

>>15237071
>>15237174
The soy meme is so overused it no longer has any meaning

>> No.15237959

>>15236836
Absolutely based and kingpilled

>> No.15238012

>>15236836
It's the best and only great creation in burger cuisine desu.

>> No.15238019

>>15236836
basado

>> No.15238749

>>15236836
The chipotle, habanero, and scorpion tabasco are the only ones worth getting.

>> No.15238773

>>15237740
Those faggots are worse than hot sauce collectors by far. They just reee autistically every time someone mentions hot sauce.

>> No.15238782

>>15236836
Baby’s first hot sauce

>> No.15238802

Tobasco and ham

>> No.15238818

>>15236920
They don't anymore. Haven't for a little while. It's not the choice for the boys overseas anymore either

>> No.15238835

>>15236996
best post, that shit is bomb.

Tabasco is good, but Franks Buffalo sauce is the best. Wings? Franks. Pizza? Franks. Eggs? Franks. Potatoes? You fuckin guessed it, Franks.

>> No.15238954

>>15238782
America's first.
>>15238835
I think it comes down to personal preference, as all things do. I personally enjoy something really vinegary. Personally I think you're totally right for Frank's on wings, but day-to-day I prefer something a little more vinegary and a little less salty.

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>> No.15238972

imagine the smell of your vinegary shits

>> No.15238977

>>15238972
Vinegar smells good

>> No.15238979

>>15238977
No it doesn't.

>> No.15238980

>>15238972
I’m smelling my own shit right now fag, what’re you gonna do about it? Make me smell shit?

>> No.15238987

>>15238979
It does man, It's medicinal almost. It has a bright, tart smell and taste. It's something you can ingest and it's something you can clean with. Vinegar is fucking awesome and I love it.

>> No.15239074

>>15237166
>tastes like fucking plain vinegar
I can taste the peppers. It also has a unique taste to it since the peppers are fermented in barrels for a while before bottling. It's good on fatty food when you need some acidity.

>> No.15239088

Tabasco and mac and cheese is fucking perfect no other hot sauce does it better

>> No.15239209

>>15236836
I prefer the chipotle version but Tabasco is the best brand overall. Really like the more vinegar flavored fermented sauces

>> No.15239424

I love tobasco because it's always good to buy local.

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15239442

>>15236836
Oh boy; hot sauce! I have a high tolerance for hea-

>> No.15239462

>>15239424
>tobasco
Is that a local spelling?

>> No.15239477

>>15237166
Shove your sriracha aka reddit ketchup

>> No.15239479

>>15239462
No, that was me drunk.

>> No.15239753

>>15239442
What was the warning again? Do not consume directly?

>> No.15239782

>>15236836
Wouldn't use it on anything Asian though

>> No.15239997

Ingredients:
SALT SALT SALT SALT
VINEGAR VINEGAR VINEGAR
(cayenne)

Consistency: water

OKAY!

>> No.15240156

>>15236836
Based, I always put tabasco on my spaghetti sauce when I was little.

>> No.15240161

>>15239997
>reddit spelling

>> No.15240188

>>15236836
Meh, I love vinegar based hot sauces, but tabasco is the most bland of them all. It is good but nothing to write home about. I find it too simple for my taste.

If you pick any other vinegar based sauce at random, 90% of the time it will be better than tabasco.

Tabasco is like a McDonald`s cheeseburger, it is not the best cheeseburger, not even in the slightest, but you grew accustom to it and tolerate it because it is everywhere.

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15240205

>>15240188
>i find it too simple for my taste

>> No.15240208

>>15239997
Can u film a lil dance for us anon

>> No.15240223

>>15240205
seethe harder faggote boi

>> No.15240236

>>15240188
It depends what you're using it with. It's salt, vinegar, and fermented peppers. It goes well with anything fatty that already has spices and aromatics. It's kind of like soy sauce, how it's best used as an ingredient mixed with other things rather than a sauce to be used on its own.

>> No.15240556

>>15236836
I have like five different bottles of hot sauce in my fridge, but I only eat Tabasco on some scrabbled eggs with slices of jalapenos.

Usually I like Marie Sharp's.

>> No.15240775

>>15236928
They took them out since soldiers used them & the heating tabs to make CS gas bombs. They got used in the Sandbox on civvies, and some journo complained to the World Court and wanted them brought up on war crimes charges. So you can’t find Tabasco in the field anymore.

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15240780

>>15236836
Fuck off, round-eye! We’re coming for you!

>> No.15240819

>>15239997
I don't know where you got those ingredients. That's not what's in Tabasco

>> No.15240838

>>15236836
too much vinegar for a sauce, it's awful.

>> No.15240934

>>15240838
Yeah it's awful so awful that it's the most popular hot sauce on the planet

>> No.15240942

>>15240934
Remember to hate on the stuff that’s the most popular.

>> No.15240946

>>15240942
I'm not that edgy

>> No.15241020

>>15236836
There is no king of hot sauces. There are good sauces for specific foods. Tabasco is a good style with Cajun food. Mexican style with Mexican food. Asian hot sauces with dumplings and fried rice. Etc etc

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>>15236836

>> No.15241097
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15241097

>>15238987
This

>> No.15241136

>>15239753
yeah, with any extract sauces it's pretty dangerous(as in you will be sufferings and it can burn your throat/mess up pH in stomach). as much as you want to shit on the hot ones sauces I don't think they used extracts in any of there super hot sauces, which is hard to do.

>> No.15241195

>>15241136
Da Bomb is an extract sauce isn't it?

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>Perpetuate your lesser sauces all you want, but there always has been and always will be one king. It will always be on every table at every diner with a thousand more bottles ready to replace an empty one. It will always be the most demanded and manufactured hot sauce in the entire world. It has never considered the fact that other hot sauces even exist, it doesn't need to. All it can think about is rising to meet the sheer demand the entire world has for it. It was the first, and in 152 years there's still nobody that can do it better. It was here before you were born, it will be here after you die. This applies to no other sauce, and it doesn't matter what you say or post It is immune to attack and nothing can change these facts. It cannot be dethroned, now kneel.

>> No.15241263

>>15241253
Lowest effort meme. That's why the jannies deleted it the first time

>> No.15241268

Check out Google trends for Sriracha VS Tabasco. Your days are numbered.

>> No.15241450

>>15237166
>how can you be so reddit
>tabasco is barely hot

nigger you for real?

>> No.15241498

>>15236836

>best American style, vinegar hot sauce
yes
>world's best sauce that is hot
you are high on crack

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15241844

>tfw you make your own hot sauce out of frank's, pepper extract, and sugar and liken yourself to a chef for the feat

>> No.15241854

>>15241844
nobody cares

>> No.15241901
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15241901

>>15241854
are you sure you don't care at least a little bit
it would make up for hurting my feelings if you said yes

>> No.15242011

>>15236836
Tobasco is vinegar and vinegar is life. All hail the king, Tobasco. I legit take half ounce shots of this stuff. Like to swish it around all over my tongue to ensure complete saturation of my taste buds. The heat I get from this ritual, perks me the fuck up better than coffee. Its sodium content is very reasonable too, still good for older folks with aging organs and blood vessels.

>> No.15242019

>>15242011
Take a shower and clean your room. You’re revolting.

>> No.15242031

>>15242011
Absolutely based

>> No.15242048

>>15242019
I have a tint home converted high roof and extended 2020 for transit with 3500 dollars worth of solar panels and batteries installed. I have a 1000 dollar composting toilet and I shower at either Planet Fitness because theyre everywhere and the membership is cheap. Other wise I wash at Loves truck stops when I'm on the go because I'm retired at 31. Plan to install a shower later on but it ain't a problem. Why dont you grow up and accept that people enjoy certain things, baby nigger.

>> No.15242061

>>15242031
stop samefagging your posts

>> No.15242063

>>15242048
>baby nigger
Why did this make me laugh

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15242066

>>15242061
Don't you look stupid

>> No.15242071

>>15242066
Yes, I also have a cell phone. Lose weight.

>> No.15242082

>>15242071
I do need to lose a few lbs desu

>> No.15242086

>>15242048
You really thought you did something here.

>> No.15242121

>>15242086
By establishing your status for all to see as a bitter little niglet that got hot and bothered by other people's palate? Yup. Go be a tyrant somewhere else faggot and work on developing your own "manhood" as you ooze estrogen.

>> No.15242432

the complete lack of self-awareness in this threads is always entertaining

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15243016

>>15242048
>baby nigger

>> No.15243314

>>15236836

To be honest, this was a beautiful post.

>> No.15243486

>>15243314
because you posted it

>> No.15243527

>>15238972
kys

>> No.15243532

>>15236836
Fucking based. Louisiana is good too. Can't go wrong with a good pepper sauce.

>> No.15243584

>>15236836
It is objectively the worst hot sauce in existence. I fucking hate it.

>> No.15243585

>>15243527
imagine the smell of your vinegary shits

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15243774

>>15236836
lmao Santa Maria hot souce is better then Tbasco prove me wrong - you cant

>> No.15243818

>>15243774
*braaaap*

>> No.15243831

>>15243818
>dethroned
easily

>> No.15245039

>>15243774
Waaaay too salty tho

>> No.15246289

>>15243774
Its so good I've never even heard of it

>> No.15246385

>>15238818
tide pods more their speed now?