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Do you open your yogurt toward or away from you?

>> No.15236573

>>15236564
that's some arbitrary shit to care about. Do you sit facing east when you type on a keyboard?

>> No.15236575

>>15236564
I love fag yogurt

>> No.15236577

I bite a hole in the bottom and let gravity do the spoon's work

>> No.15236579

>>15236564
to my right

>> No.15236605

>>15236573
One way blasts goop in your face, the other does not.

>> No.15236613

>>15236564
>not slamming your spoon through the foil

>> No.15236626

>>15236605
kek okay guy i eat that shit all the time never had that problem. I guess im advanced in opening yogurt.

>> No.15236638

Some high quality in this epic thread

>> No.15236659

>>15236575
It's pronounced "faggy yogurt"

>> No.15236696

>>15236605
Are you a high-altitude anon?

>> No.15236714

>>15236573
>Do you sit facing east when you type on a keyboard?
>He doesn't face east when he types on his keyboard
Even worse, I bet you eat facing west

>> No.15236720

>>15236659
Actually, it's pronounced "f-eye-ahh", you know, the sound that gay little twink Fox makes when he does his up-b in smash

>> No.15236741

>>15236714
>he doesnt sit facing straight up

>> No.15236746

>>15236696
I have never lived below 6500ft

>> No.15237149

>>15236564
I punch straight down through the lid and lick the yogurt off of my knuckles

>> No.15237523

>>15236564
What kind of question is that but come to think of it most likely away from the body (the aluminium foil would probably be placed at around 7:30-8 o'clock then opened with the right hand while holding it down with the left but haven't eaten one in many years but I'm guessing something like that) and then take care of whatever is on the lid 'cause that is literally the best part along with what is stuck on the sides

>> No.15237533

>>15236564
I hold the container on the counter with my right hand, foil tab facing me, grab it with my left hand, and peel it up and away.

>> No.15238027

>>15237533
•tab facing you
•left hand to pull
GAY

>> No.15238049

>>15236564
toward, i hate when it pops open and little fage bits spray on my shirt

>> No.15238062

>>15236573
Why would you sit facing east? You're gonna get the sun in your eyes all morning, ya big dummy

>> No.15238215

Are there really this few things to discuss on this board

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15238222

>>15238215

>> No.15239327

>>15238222
checked and based

>> No.15239340

>>15238222
tastes like plastic

>> No.15239434

>>15236564
first, I inhale, in through my nose, keeping my shoulders down and engaging my diaphragm
then I exhale, pulling myself down into a squat, anchoring my feet to the earth unyielding, thanking her for allowing me to redirect into her ground.
then I inhale once more, again engaging the lower and upper diaphragm, keeping my shoulders down, pulling myself from my squat, still anchored to Gaia's bounty, I simply place one finger upon the edge of the container.

the results were interesting.

>> No.15239535

Who cares

>> No.15239794

>>15236564
yes

>> No.15239802

>>15236564
to my left

>> No.15240247

>>15236696
Wait is this to do with high altitude? I live on the English coastline and every yogurt I open cumshots me

>> No.15240507

I've literally never thought about.

>> No.15240513
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15240513

Do you stir when there is fruit on the bottom or do you scoop some with each bite?

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15240565

>>15236573
pathetic

>> No.15240593

>>15240513
I mix it slightly, never to completion.

>> No.15241696
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15241696

>>15236564
>toward or away
i just use scissors

>> No.15241742

>>15236573
Unironically, yes.

>> No.15241754

>>15241696
but they have a tear notch wtf

>> No.15241795

>>15241754
i forgot about the tear notch, i probably haven't had a gogurt in almost a decade

>> No.15242131

Between forward and right. It is a wrist motion.

>> No.15242138

>>15240513
Scoop