[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]

2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

File: 46 KB, 550x313, blot that shit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:07:38 2020 No.15236085 [Reply] [Original]

> he doesn't degrease his pizza before eating it

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:09:13 2020 No.15236092 File: 50 KB, 644x958, NO DONT POST THIS FACE ITS TOO OFFENSIVE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15236085 Where can I buy pizza oil?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:10:51 2020 No.15236106 File: 19 KB, 500x226, 20100714-foldhold-full-lede.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he doesn't fold his slice in half to create a grease channel to funnel that hot fat straight down his throat

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:11:17 2020 No.15236109 File: 275 KB, 1200x630, B2C-BlogPost-Social-BlottingPizza-Cover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Blotchads rise up

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:12:31 2020 No.15236115 >>15236085 Stop playing with your food

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:13:22 2020 No.15236121 >>15236106 jew yorker detected

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:14:09 2020 No.15236125 >>15236085 we call it the "Ulillillia" method

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:15:08 2020 No.15236130 File: 107 KB, 888x660, 2018-07-28.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15236085 Prime za dont need no grease Pic related. Only €18 and no need to tip

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:15:55 2020 No.15236134 >>15236130 >only

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:16:54 2020 No.15236136 I want pizza, but I made like 5 lbs of beans on accident. So I need to eat the beans first before I get a pizza.

Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:26:11 2020 No.15236183

>>15236085
Pizza should be slightly greasy instead of dry plus I fold it and press out excess sauce so any non needed grease would just land on the next slice til it's all eaten.

Wouldn't it risk getting paper pieces stuck though?

>>15236130
I mean it looks okay and I would eat it but $18, it's tiny and doesn't really look finished. Is it just a tiny bit of cheese, fish (salmon?) and sprinkles of oregano?

Wouldn't it get dry or does it keep itself kind of ok due to the low cooking time and what looks like thick crust?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:28:20 2020 No.15236195 >>15236183 >$18 No, €18

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:29:22 2020 No.15236199 >>15236134 Poorfag

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:29:42 2020 No.15236202 >>15236130 i could probably make 4x the amount of pizza for half the cost at home

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:35:36 2020 No.15236231 >>15236085 >american Margherita pizza has grease Top Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:46:22 2020 No.15236282 >>15236085 The people who do this are the same soi city insects that wait in line for two hours to get in n out burgers animal style no pickles diet coke to drink

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:50:57 2020 No.15236304 File: 125 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15236085 >Postin' in a degreasin' thread! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQbI76qFU6g

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:55:45 2020 No.15236328 File: 244 KB, 1036x1154, 1561532993090.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15236199 imagine having nothing going for you so you spend 18 euro on a piece of shit extra small pizza to feel like youre fancy and special

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:58:23 2020 No.15236340 >>15236195 Even worse the euro is worth even more

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:58:32 2020 No.15236341 File: 234 KB, 1300x863, 169396536841143.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he doesn't degrease his pizza

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:59:20 2020 No.15236347 >>15236304 He has a facebook and people ask for a new degreasing video all of the time. He says that he feels like he has already thoroughly covered that concept and another video would be redundant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 14:59:25 2020 No.15236348 >>15236328 daaaw wook at da poor wittle poorfag

Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:06:00 2020 No.15236387
File: 266 KB, 1080x1080, brokeboy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>15236348
>18 euro for some bread
"guys do you believe that im not broke yet, i overpay for pizza look how special and different i am"
and you typed "daaaw" like a good little reddit fag

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:13:23 2020 No.15236420 >>15236341 nice

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:15:05 2020 No.15236429 >>15236121 all pizza is foldable. if it isn't, it's not pizza

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:15:23 2020 No.15236434 File: 71 KB, 730x487, Extra-virgin-olive-oil-standard-of-identity-needed-to-tackle-widespread-mislabeling-claims-petition.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he doesn't grease his pizza before eating it

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:16:41 2020 No.15236439 >>15236136 >I made like 5 lbs of beans on accident Hate when that happens

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:19:42 2020 No.15236455 >>15236085 >degrease the pizza >eat the paper towel afterwards anyone else does this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:22:37 2020 No.15236472 >>15236455 >good source of fiber >automatic wipe >can recycle used cum rags

Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:22:39 2020 No.15236473

>>15236130
>go to a meme restaurant like this where pizza is closer to 20€
>ask the waitress what makes this pizza so special
>"oh we put a lot of love into it"
>no no I mean what do you do with the dough
>haha that's a secret
>do you just let it rise in the fridge for 3-4 days?
>"oh wow so I guess you know how to make pizza too"
>oh no no, I just watched a youtube video I don't know anything
>eat
>tastes worse than if I had made it

I don't even want to go on dates to western restaurants anymore. I know that it's the company that should be the main focus, but my /ck/ autism just won't stop thinking "if I made this it would have been better, how the fuck dare they charge this much for shit like this goddamn it".

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:25:01 2020 No.15236483 >>15236304 That dude dropped like, 80 pounds body fat by merely degreasing his daily pizza. Pretty impressive desu

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:26:35 2020 No.15236490 >>15236483 Retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:28:28 2020 No.15236499 >>15236490 Baby nigger.

>>	REAL Venom Snake Wed Dec 16 15:34:06 2020 No.15236518 >>15236499 Is that what your wife screamed during labor you fat fucking loser?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:38:20 2020 No.15236532 >>15236130 >€18 American education

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:40:24 2020 No.15236544 >>15236483 More like he made his pizza so unpalatable he ate less of it but didn't realize it so he lost weight.

>>	REAL Venom Snake Wed Dec 16 15:40:50 2020 No.15236548 that's right get FUCKED racist dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:42:02 2020 No.15236555 >>15236085 >not using a wet vac

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:50:15 2020 No.15236597 >>15236544 Could be, dude is definitely on the higher functioning of the spectrum. I wonder if we will ever see his game released...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:51:54 2020 No.15236604 File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, 1503188214206.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 15:54:34 2020 No.15236621 >>15236597 He's confirmed to not have 'tism, but does have extreme OCD. It explains a lot, like his meticulous fascination with numbers and, you know, degreasing his pizza. OCD isn't always neat/clean freaks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:03:18 2020 No.15236667 >>15236304 miss this lil cracker like you wouldn't believe

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:06:51 2020 No.15236686 >>15236604 NOOOOO YOU CAN'T BE CLEAN WHILE EATING PIZZAAAAAA AAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:09:56 2020 No.15236699 >>15236621 His dad said he was diagnosed with autism. I mean, what non giga sperg makes videos like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09MzaJVH5b4&t=371s

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:12:43 2020 No.15236710 >>15236699 When did his dad say he has autism? I watched the documentary and I didn't catch that part.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:13:23 2020 No.15236713 >>15236705 whynotboth.gif

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:18:36 2020 No.15236734 File: 2.91 MB, 900x506, The Duality of Man.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15236604

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:25:09 2020 No.15236773 File: 44 KB, 600x420, Disdain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15236109 >that bright red salami

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:25:29 2020 No.15236776 >>15236773 it's pepperoni, not salami

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:32:13 2020 No.15236806 >>15236734 the virgin pizza utensil eater vs. the CHAD burgers in soda dipper

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:35:30 2020 No.15236823 >removing the most nutritious part of the pizza Do americans really?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:37:13 2020 No.15236829 >>15236734 I will never not get a chuckle out of this webm

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:37:31 2020 No.15236832 >>15236532 We use € in Europe

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:38:33 2020 No.15236838 >>15236604 The Gaying Mantis

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:38:57 2020 No.15236841 >>15236823 >protein rich cheese >not the most nutritious part of the pizza fucking europoors

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:39:02 2020 No.15236842 >>15236823 What's so nutritious about pizza grease?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:39:41 2020 No.15236846 File: 236 KB, 568x504, 1418412264535.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15236832

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 16:40:02 2020 No.15236849 >>15236483 not so weird when you consider pizza was like the only thing he ate

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 17:16:42 2020 No.15237029 >>15236842 Helps sustain our country's 40% morbid obesity rate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 17:44:02 2020 No.15237161 >>15236429 >all pizza is foldable. if it isn't, it's not pizza Spotted the mutt

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 17:45:54 2020 No.15237173 >>15236085 If the pizza has grease like that, it wasn't cooked properly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 17:47:30 2020 No.15237178 >>15236838 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 17:51:12 2020 No.15237201 >>15236710 I could have sword his dad said that. I'll have to re-watch the documentary.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 17:56:05 2020 No.15237223 >>15236125 Braised and remouladed.

Anonymous Wed Dec 16 18:56:41 2020 No.15237501

>>15236341
Wait, adding WD40 would just add an extra layer of grease which would be good if you need to grease something but well I just don't get it and wouldn't 5-56 be cheaper and make more sense if there aren't risk of cables or electric components getting much on them

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 19:42:55 2020 No.15237704 >>15236710 >I watched the documentary and I didn't catch that part. It's actually from the producer's cut at 25:25-25:49; his parents are talking about his mental evaluations: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgh4vmzhNMI

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 16 19:50:42 2020 No.15237733 This thread leads me to believe Hitler had the right idea, just the wrong demographic.

Advanced search
Text to find
Subject [?]Search by post subject. Leave empty for any.
Username [?]Search for user name. Leave empty for any user name.
Tripcode [?]Search for tripcode. Leave empty for any.
Email [?]Search by email. Leave empty for any.
Filename [?]Search by image filename. Leave empty for any.
From Date [?]Enter what date to start searching from. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
To Date [?]Enter what date to start searching until. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
Image hash
Search in	All Posts OPs Only
Deleted posts	Show all posts Show only deleted posts Only show non-deleted posts
Internal posts	Show all posts Show only internal posts Show only archived posts
Order	New posts first Old posts first
Capcode	All Posts Only by Users Only by Mods Only by Admins Only by Developers
Results	Posts Threads
Action	[ Simple ]