/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15234188]

What is your physiological reaction to eating a whole large pizza by yourself in one sitting?

[Anonymous No.15234227]

[Anonymous No.15234230]

>>15234188
Painful constipation. So I don't do it..

[Anonymous No.15234234]

>>15234188
Feel like taking a nap. I like to eat a whole pizza, 6 to 8 eggs and wash it down with a litre of milk after I come home from work and then take a nap.

[Anonymous No.15234238]

[Anonymous No.15234246]

>>15234234
dirty faggot

[Anonymous No.15234250]

Dying

[Anonymous No.15234253]

>>15234246
is he? What's his Kik?

[Anonymous No.15234266]

>>15234246
yes.

[Anonymous No.15234319]

>>15234188
Better not have work in the morning

[Anonymous No.15234347]

>>15234188
cant do it these days. usually eat a piece then maybe half a piece later then through the rest away

[Anonymous No.15234350]

If you don't slice your pizza and instead eat it as one circular slice, you trick your body into thinking you've only eaten one slice and it doesn't know to feel too full.

[Anonymous No.15234357]

I never have and never will because im not a fat fuck.

[Anonymous No.15234561]

>>15234188
I only eat pizza with a shit ton of booze do probably inebriation

[Anonymous No.15234568]

>>15234188
none

[Anonymous No.15234570]

>>15234561
i wish i had your stomach. all the alcohol i've drank this year has hurt my eating habits

[Anonymous No.15234579]

>>15234234
What's your BMI Anon, if you don't mind me asking?

[Anonymous No.15234586]

I've done it a few times and it is either nap or feeling like shit for a few hours. Oh and I should mention the thirst, which doesn't help when you're already full.

[Anonymous No.15234587]

>>15234579
25

[Anonymous No.15234606]

>>15234188
Depression. I eat to feel something.

[Anonymous No.15234615]

>>15234188
Mostly
>Shieet
But sometimes I feel proud of what I did.
A little bit of fear can be induced too

[Anonymous No.15234622]

>>15234587
Okay, you're either full of shit or a massive hulking slab of muscle. Or both when I really think about it ...

[Anonymous No.15234654]

>>15234622
I skip breakfast and dinner every day lol. That's why I'm so hungry when I come home.

[Anonymous No.15234716]

>>15234246
me before shower

[Anonymous No.15234725]

>>15234188
big shitz

[Anonymous No.15234727]

>>15234622
I eat arguably worse than him on a daily basis and I've been 6'3" 180 lbs for 3 years now. Yesterday I had 2 mcribs, a large fry and a large soda for lunch and then for dinner I had 2 chicken breasts, an entire bag of peas and half a pot of rice.

[Anonymous No.15234748]

>>15234188
Immediate insulin spike caused by high-carbohydrate dough, causing energy spikes and subsequent fatigue. Fat oxidation is totally paused for the next 12 hours as the body burns carbs for energy instead. High salt content causes dehydration and could lead to heart arythmia; high saturated fat content could cause atherosclerosis in people with poorly functioning immune systems (as this leads to worse inflammation of the arterial lining) thus worsening heart stress. Peperoni contains nitrates that are proven to increase cellular oxidation and free radicals (ie. cause cancer) particularly when cooked crisp. Overall sudden drastic increase in calory intake speeds up metabolism temporarily (like suddenly pouring tons of coal into a furnace) which stresses the mitochondria if it happens too often, thereby increasing the rate of getting cancer as cellular oxidation causes free radical production and stress on a micro level (see: calorie restriction positive affects on life expectancy.) Store bought tomato sauce often contains added sugar, which in large amounts contributes to insulin spikes which heighten the aforementioned fatigue and fat oxidation inhibition whilst also contributing to increased risk of type 2 diabetes over time; addictive nature of such insulin-peaking foods means you're likely to kick start a serious addiction by eating 6 servings of such a high-carb food which is a one-way trip to obesity, diabetes, cancer, and an early death.

TL;DR: Not fucking good man, shouldn't be a socially acceptable thing to do

[Anonymous No.15234757]

>>15234188
Tiredness and spending the next day crapping out what looks like brown chewed up pizza.

[Anonymous No.15234812]

>>15234188

i eat pretty irregularly. if i ate a lot the day before i would be really tired. if i ate like one thing, as in a pickle the day before I would probably be fine.

[Anonymous No.15234819]

>>15234188
would have to be drunk and stoned

[Anonymous No.15234820]

>>15234654
Aaah makes sense, daily fasting is apparently a very good way to eat whatever and stay fit.

[Anonymous No.15234845]

>>15234188
feels good while your doing it feels fucking horrible for that night and next day.
It's basically hard drugs.

[Anonymous No.15234849]

>>15234748
>shouldn't be a socially acceptable thing to do
It isn't unless you're an american. and look at the board during american vs euro hours.

[Anonymous No.15234851]

>>15234188
I rarely do with chain pizzas but since most frozen pizzas have shrunk by 20% it's not that hard to do anymore.

[Anonymous No.15234855]

>>15234849
You consider 9am on the eastern coast to be American hours?

[Anonymous No.15234880]

how large is a large pizza?
in my country there's only one size pizza and it's meant to feed one person, it's about 35cm of diameter

[Anonymous No.15234891]

I really love little Caesars pretzel crust pizza

[Anonymous No.15234898]

>>15234880
>Only one pizza size
In which dystopian commie shit hole do you live Anon?

[Anonymous No.15234947]

>>15234898
italy but you do seems to live a dystopia where there is no "coerence" beetwen food and the people, portions so big that will make people become obese or feeling sick
also here we don't really have many pizza chains so there is much standardization, if you want a larger pizza you can just ask for that

[Anonymous No.15234995]

I ate 2 large dominos pizzas for lunch yesterday. I'm 183cm 80kg. I have pizza twice a week usually

[Anonymous No.15235003]

>>15234995
did you skip breakfast and dinner?

[Anonymous No.15235011]

>>15234188
Pride followed by disgust after a few hours.

[Anonymous No.15235054]

>>15234188
I've switched to medium pizzas to feel a little less shit about eating it all in a night.

[Anonymous No.15235428]

Well, if I'm eating a whole one, I'm clearly bulking.
Gotta get gains, faggots.

[Anonymous No.15235436]

>>15234188
Disgust

[Anonymous No.15235450]

>>15234234
I heard sumo wrestlers eat a ton, drink a bunch of beer, and then take a nap to put on weight. You should look into it.

[Anonymous No.15235737]

That’s a fairly small amount of pizza for an average sized person I’d say

[Anonymous No.15235889]

>>15234188
Shame

[Anonymous No.15235938]

>>15234188
fat shit

[Anonymous No.15235958]

>>15234880
normal usually 30 cm diameter and large "family size" 40 cm diameter

[Anonymous No.15235977]

>>15234188
I chug a shit ton of water, at least three bottles. I guess it's good for my hydration.

[G8rH8r No.15235999]

for me it's always
>2 slices not enough, want more
>3rd slice makes me sickly full
That's for regular large pizzas, but when it comes to things like cici's or toombstones, tiny thin things, I eat about 6 slices

[Anonymous No.15236244]

>>15234188
The Pretzel Pizza is the only item at Little Ceasers that looks appetizing. Seeing it on TV is the only time I saw an advertisement for food and immediately wanted to eat it.

[Anonymous No.15236709]

>>15234188
Feeling full.

[Anonymous No.15237976]

>>15234748
Dude I’ve been making home made ‘za on the reg and I’ve never felt better.

[Anonymous No.15237992]

>>15234188
>hee hee look what the big hungry boy did

[Anonymous No.15238039]

>>15234188
I've eaten whole medium pizzas in one sitting. Whole large, I'll leave 2 slices in the box.

But goddamn, I do love pizza.

[Anonymous No.15238043]

>>15234188
Satisfaction for a job well done.

[Anonymous No.15238176]

>>15234727
You're 6'3" that's not a ridiculous amount for you. I'm sure you also have days where you eat less than usual.

[Anonymous No.15238314]

>>15234188
Depends if it's large pizza 300g or large pizza 900g

[Anonymous No.15238332]

>>15234347
>through

[Anonymous No.15238358]

>>15234748
you're a little fag you know that?

[Anonymous No.15238562]

>>15238176
Nope, I work 5 days a week and 99.9% of the time my lunch is either
>Large McDonald's meal
>$6 Little Caesar's Pizza
>Chinese takeout
And I go pretty hard on dinner too.

[Anonymous No.15238650]

>>15237976
I'm sure they mean a fast food or frozen pizza.
Looks good man, do you have a pizza stone? I can't do it right without one it seems.

[Anonymous No.15238663]

>>15234748
You sound like a fun person. I bet you have tons of friends huh?

[Anonymous No.15238686]

>>15234188
I don't know
I've never done this because i'm not a fatass like you

[Anonymous No.15238697]

>>15234350

[Anonymous No.15238701]

>>15234188
Fear of the explosive diarrhea I’ll get in 8 hours.

[Anonymous No.15238702]

>>15236244
It's good but they only do LTO with it. Fucking pizza jews

[Anonymous No.15238703]

>>15234622
A massive hulking slab of shit

[Anonymous No.15238704]

I move a little slower for like a hour

I weigh 170lb at 6 foot also I'm not fat

[Anonymous No.15238705]

>>15234748
somehow i feel like sincere posting on 4chan is worse

[Anonymous No.15238736]

>>15234234
>>15234654
you're straight minmaxing eating lmao. although the amount of calories you're eating isn't that much if you are doing physical activity all day. You probably consume 400-600 calories extra than what you need.

[Anonymous No.15238844]

>>15238358
No I'm not you whole-pizza eating pig, have fun riding the insulin wave and feeling like shit all the time, lardass
>>15238663
What a reddit thing to say. Somehow being fun equates to being an undisciplined self-destructive child who gorges himself on pizza? ok bro lmao
>>15238705
im not american so sincerity is my go-to way of communicating; resorting to snide snappy comments and gay 12-year old 'irony' bullshit isn't how the rest of the world communicates

[Anonymous No.15238858]

>>15238650
Cast iron works pretty well

[Anonymous No.15238898]

>>15234188
Is it Tuesday again, already?

Also, anyone else disappointed by this new pizza from Lil Ceasars?

[Anonymous No.15238931]

>>15238898
Mine didn't look that bad. It was fine.

[Anonymous No.15238958]

>>15238931
Went into it blind, and not really a fan of how much crust there was. Not like lil ceasars has the most flavorful pizza dough.

[Anonymous No.15238959]

>>15238958
You're supposed to buy some zap packs and dump it on the pizza and crust to enhance the flavor.

[Anonymous No.15238988]

>>15238958
The Little Caesar's crust is 90% air. It shrivels up to nothing in your mouth. The crust amount is ok for that reason.

[Anonymous No.15238992]

>>15238959
This pizza is actually herb'd up really good. They came thru really well. I'm talking about the pizza bones, and larger proportions of them from this pie

[Anonymous No.15240313]

>>15234188
Depending on the pizza... if it's good, usually the physiological reaction is a large, but not toilet clogging poop.

[Anonymous No.15240330]

thirst, food coma, heartburn

[Anonymous No.15240342]

>>15234188
My bumhole knows

[Anonymous No.15240684]

Surprise and confidence. It means I've held off on enough food until the point I'm actually hungry and I usually can put down 5-6 slices before I start to feel lethargic while fucking sitting. It's a very complex feeling, I'll admit that.

[Anonymous No.15241327]

Pain and dispare, though LC pizzas aren't that filling, I can down a good pizza and a half before I start feeling full. Either way I don't try to finish pizzas anymore.