Confess

[Anonymous No.15229960]

Tell us your food sins, anon...

[Anonymous No.15229968]

i haven’t had a solid bowel movement in over two months

[Anonymous No.15229970]

I put ketchup in my coffee by accident this morning and honestly it's good

[Anonymous No.15229971]

I cook all my own food

[Anonymous No.15229976]

I don't know how to cook anything but eggs. All I eat is eggs.

[Anonymous No.15230006]

I have a burner phone for free on my mobile plan that I constantly change the number on (also for free) in order to generate endless UberEats accounts. I order food 2-3 times from each account then complain that the food was wrong so I get a refund. Constantly recycling accounts makes it so that I don’t get banned from the platform. I also never tip.

[Anonymous No.15230009]

I don't wash my hands after handling raw meat unless I'm cooking for someone else. I also let my cat sit on the counter and smell my food as I prepare it so I can have his approval. I haven't cleaned my oven in roughly 5 years.

[Anonymous No.15230011]

>>15229968

Nikocado pls get your life straight ;_;

[Anonymous No.15230018]

I ate so much straight up rot your teeth sugar candy in quarantine that I gave myself a cavity. Haven't had a cavity since high school

[Anonymous No.15230019]

When I cook for me and my gf I always taste the food and then dip the spoon back into the pot. If she would know she would never ever eat what I cook

[Anonymous No.15230029]

>>15229960

If im cooking(browning meat in this case) the same thing a few days in a row i dont clran the pan nor the fat im cooking with because i think the flavour gets better. How bad is this?

[Anonymous No.15230036]

>>15230029

If it doesn't smell rancid you're probably fine, but it might be better to make a little "pouch" of tinfoil, pour the fat in there, and store it in the fridge before reusing it.

[Anonymous No.15230048]

I do not say grace before I eat

[Anonymous No.15230062]

>>15229960
I like pineapple in burgers it's aight

[Anonymous No.15230068]

I put ketchup in my ramen noodles

[Anonymous No.15230070]

>>15230006
That's cheap and based congratulations

[Anonymous No.15230089]

>>15229960
I use garlic out of a squeeze tube.

[Anonymous No.15230095]

>>15229960
I had Ritz cracker charcuterie this morning for breakfast

[Anonymous No.15230129]

>>15230029
this is how you should cook, as long as you use the pan every few days its fine.

[Anonymous No.15230170]

>>15230006
Fuckin based

[Anonymous No.15230198]

>>15229960
I don't really like food or cooking. I was just trying to fit in because you guys seem funny and cool.

[Anonymous No.15230222]

>>15230198
get the fuck out of here, you pretender

[Anonymous No.15230232]

>>15230198
You will start liking it, sooner or later but also >>15230222

[Anonymous No.15230233]

>>15229960
i sometimes eat fried onions with a spoon straight out the tub

[Anonymous No.15230262]

>>15230019
I don't understand this. If yall are willing to swap saliva and put each other's genitals in your mouths, why would that be a problem?

[Anonymous No.15230272]

>>15230198
I was like this on /fit/ but they kept making fun of me

[Anonymous No.15230375]

>>15230006
>never tip
you should at least do that much

[Anonymous No.15230391]

>>15230375
They charge you for the delivery why tipping?

[Anonymous No.15230417]

>>15230391
so that employees make money, but if it's delivery then that makes more sense. just if you go out to get carryout then tip.

[Anonymous No.15230437]

>>15230417
Damn you people make it look like nobody in america pay their employees and everyone depends only on tips to buy even toilet paper, the weirdest thing is that you think is normal

[Anonymous No.15230467]

>>15230437
well my friend very heavily relies on tips from bar restaurants, the owners generally don't pay much at all

[Anonymous No.15230470]

>>15230437

The thing about tipping is that most of us have the attitude that outside of actually trained hospitality workers, being a waiter/dishwasher etc is "high school" work and that if you're out of college you should have a "real job" so most of us tip because we look at older people working these jobs as unfortunate charity cases.

[Anonymous No.15230477]

>>15229960
I prefer frozen veggies

[Anonymous No.15230490]

>>15229960
I Love a salami, peanut butter, and provolone sandwich on pumpernickel bread. I eat one every day for lunch and have for 8 years.

[Anonymous No.15230516]

>>15229960
Ass has become a steady part of my diet. At least 3 times a week. I ain't talking about the donkey-type either.

[Anonymous No.15230552]

>>15230011
Nikocado only fans... Yim yum!

[Anonymous No.15230565]

been squirreling away the uneaten/unopened remnants of bags and multipacks of mostly chocolate products (that I randomly buy while shopping but decide to put away to finish at a later date instead of just throwing them away) in a bag in my work locker since ~summer
was semi-intending to just put it all into the annual food drive box but decided to keep them to myself and bringing them all home with me on friday to have over the christmas lol

[Anonymous No.15230572]

>>15230552
Thanks for that gift, it's awful

[Anonymous No.15230579]

>>15230572
You're welcome anon

[Anonymous No.15230599]

I dont wash my fruits or vegetables, even during this whole pandemic. Though I dont think of this as a sin.

[Anonymous No.15230600]

>>15229970
Brown sauce in tea is fucking delish

[Anonymous No.15230626]

>>15230565
Can you reasonably afford food? If not, fuck you for robbing people .

[Anonymous No.15230685]

>>15230626
I put in a few bags of rice, porridge and some deenz. povvos already have shit enough diets as it is without chocolate

[Anonymous No.15230718]

I shoved an olive up my urethra and had to go the emergency room.

[Anonymous No.15230819]

>>15230233
God, I used to love doing that. Whenever I wanted to snack on something, and had nothing in the cupboard I grab some fried onions.

[Anonymous No.15230911]

>I accidently the whole entire thing again

[Anonymous No.15230931]

>>15230262
This is exactly what I told her but it seems this is somehow different. Idk anon I just dont know

[Anonymous No.15230980]

>>15230931
Speaking of, I just got done eating my girlfriend's period pussy, fucking it, cumming in it, and then eating her cum filled, bloody pussy again. If anyone talked about doing this exact thing, I'd call them disgusting, but somehow when we have period sex, I always get way hornier and dirtier than normal.

[Anonymous No.15231102]

>>15229960
>Confess
Ok, I'll confess what my typical daily diet is.
>Skip breakfast
>Whole large pizza for lunch
>Cookies for dessert
>Pop tart for a snack
>Chicken and rice for dinner
>More cookies for dessert
I'm 6'3 250 lbs

[Anonymous No.15231111]

>>15231102
You're fat. You posted your height and weight to avoid people calling you fat, but that's fat.

[Anonymous No.15231118]

I am eternally buying fresh greens like asparagus spears or broccoli in an attempt to eat healthy, only to forget about them or decide to go out instead for a few days and letting them go bad. I have to have wasted $100 on it this year. Makes me feel like shit every time it happens but it's so hard to remember or make myself actually cook something with it

[Anonymous No.15231123]

>>15230019
your chick sounds like a dumb bitch

[Anonymous No.15231126]

>>15231111
Nice quads. Yes, I am fat

[Anonymous No.15231135]

>>15230911
its okay anon, you are growing you need to eat well

[Anonymous No.15231167]

>>15230006
Well I applaud your excessive effort to screw over UberEats, at least. Not like they don't deserve it anyways.

[Anonymous No.15231179]

>>15229970
It's just jam at it's core so no big deal

[Anonymous No.15231194]

>>15229960
i boiled a pot of ramen noodles beef flavor last night cuz i didn't feel like going to the store and mixed in ketchup, siracha, sesame seed oil, and some romaine lettuce.

[Anonymous No.15231200]

>>15230980
Based

[Anonymous No.15231252]

>>15230980
Period sex is the most animalistic and hot sex I had too, based primal instincts anon

[Anonymous No.15231277]

>>15231200
>>15231252
I can't even control myself when she's on the rag, I can almost smell it before she even says anything about being on it.

[Anonymous No.15231489]

>>15230911
ur a growing boy. we just wont talk about which direction you are growing

[Anonymous No.15231522]

I DONT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN POT STICKERS AND WONTONS

[Anonymous No.15231616]

>>15229960
I prefer to eat steak with a1 steak sauce than without anything.
I've had 100 dollar steaks to home cooked steaks by friends who are very good at cooking. Still can't enjoy without steak sauce. Sometimes I'll use ketchup like a child.

[Anonymous No.15231875]

>>15229960
Over the course of the lockdowns I became addicted to Monster energy drinks - the sugarfree white and ginger ones. I don’t even need the caffeine, it’ just the taste is so fucking good.
Also I only recently tried mustard as a sandwich and cooking condiment(19 yo) and holy fuck this shit is good. I’ve been eating sourdough bagels smeared with mustard and some duck breast with fermented gherkins. Taking the mustardpill was one of few good things this year

[Anonymous No.15232122]

>>15231522
Is there one?

[Anonymous No.15232242]

I don't like potatoes but I like mcdonald's french fries

[Anonymous No.15232274]

>>15229960
I'm a 34 year old boomer and I'm addicted to fucking Truly hard seltzer

[Anonymous No.15232296]

I'm embarrassed so..I was too down and out I literally stole PB from the work kitchen and the tortillas there too, and hid in the bathroom to eat it. I gagged from putting too much pb in my mouth felt like I suffocated a little who would've thought..it was tough and it's strange bc I make a bad image for vegetarians.. I have an irrational discomfort eating as if I'm asking for too much(which fortunately I'm realizing the conflict that mentality perpetuates )... What a world..

[Anonymous No.15232453]

I only ate kale with sausage, legumes and veggies for two days, and I just had the best poop of my life. It took two days of nasty farts, but now I feel as if I came off a vigorous fapping session.
Eat fibers, friendos.

[Anonymous No.15232478]

>making sauce or soup
>use wooden spoon I'm stirring with to taste
>continue stirring with same wooden spoon

[Anonymous No.15232538]

>>15232453
I'll do this when I notice my guts are feeling like shit. Lots of fiber filled food and loads is kefir and kimchi.
The pain starts calming down in a few hours then the horrible gas comes and then the most liberating, orgasmic shit of my life and then I'll have this walking on sunshine afterglow for a few weeks.
So that's my food sin. I abuse healthy food to blast my colon and guts so I can feel high for a few weeks.

[Anonymous No.15232539]

>>15230626
What?

[Anonymous No.15232564]

>>15230467
so why is that anybody's job but the owners?
The game IS rigged and set up so business owners can pay slave wages. Even so why is that a strangers job to cover for? No junkie faggot has ever been able to explain why a shit practice is everybody elses duty to tolerate.
Waitfags don't want the system fixed. They want you to buy into the guilt

[Anonymous No.15232591]

>>15229960
I am completely financially stable, but the amount of beans/lentils/pulses, lard and various forms of flatbreads makes me feel like a poor migrant.

[Anonymous No.15232614]

>>15229960
I'm obsessive about the quality of the dishes I prepare, so it's not like I don't know when I fuck something up, and if I do I start over, but I refuse to cook for other people.

[Anonymous No.15232673]

>>15229960
made a bone in arm roast today in my crock pot while working from home. Only had half the beef stock it called for, so I just poured in a Dr. Pepper. The vegetables are sweet and the meat is so tender it feels like it's already chewed. But it took most all the flavor from the beef itself. Any advice padre?
Also I occasionally drink 12 raw eggs at a time so because it's easier.

[Anonymous No.15232709]

First time ever cooking on my own, i tried peeling an avocado. Fucked my hand up and had to stop after like 30 minutes of looking like a complete fool. It actually put me off of cooking for a long time it was such a shitshow

[Anonymous No.15232717]

>>15230006
fucking BASED. Uber delivery cucks need to be beaten after each delivery so they don't get any wise ideas.

[Anonymous No.15232722]

>>15232709
That reminds me of the first time I tried to butcher a rabbit.
I got it done, but later I was talking about it with an old timer hillbilly, and he was like "well sounds like you got it done but ya know there's a trick to it that'll make it a lot easier".

[Anonymous No.15232723]

>>15230019
There's nothing wrong with this. The heat will kill any "germs" anyway. Having said that if I was to try it I'd want a clean spoon.

[Anonymous No.15232735]

>>15229960
i just ate 1/2 of bread loaf only to discover the last slice had mold on it
totally ruined my meal

[Anonymous No.15232737]

>>15230029
As long as it doesn't go bad you should be fine. Would probably be better to pour the contents into a small bowl and store in the fridge, then wipe the pan down with a paper towel. Keep a good film on the pan and keep the fat from going bad.

[Anonymous No.15232746]

>>15230980
been there, done that
it's true but i always end up with stained sheets that i can't properly wash later on

[Anonymous No.15232756]

>>15230009
All of that was ok until you said you haven't cleaned your oven in 5 years

[Anonymous No.15232757]

>>15229960
i have cockroaches in my apartment (nyc)
this is the heaviest shit i've ever had to deal in my life, totally wrecked me emotionally to the point where i need to smoke weed every day to even fall asleep

[Anonymous No.15232762]

>>15231118
>Hard to remember
Stop being a lazy fuck and look in the fridge when you're hungry instead of looking at a menu.

[Anonymous No.15232783]

>>15232673
Use dark beer or some wine next time, or even just water.

[Anonymous No.15232788]

>>15232757
I feel your pain, I freeze with fear when I see a roach, I cant even explain why. I can't even bring myself to kill one because they are so disgusting, if there is a cockroach in a room I cant sleep.

[Anonymous No.15232793]

>>15232762
It's just hard because I work 63 hours a week, so I get off work starving and have to weigh the option of do I want to actually cook or just eat something quick when it's 9pm and I haven't had dinner. I know I can do it and I probably am just taking shortcuts, but it's just so easy to say eh I'll have it tomorrow then rinse repeat

[Anonymous No.15232919]

>>15232793
Shiieeet. May as well just buy produce on days you know you'll be cooking. Maybe just in the weekend.

[Anonymous No.15232935]

>>15232788
Lol. I stayed with my mate one weekend in this block of flats. There was a roach infestation throughout the entire place. Picked up a DVD and opened it up, no disc inside but there were hundreds of eggs and a couple roaches. I was lying in bed in the morning looking at the ceiling and roach was walking across it. Then it just gave up on life and fell on me. It was a Fear Factor amount of cockroaches.

[Anonymous No.15233188]

>>15232935
>Then it just gave up on life and fell on me
holy fucking nightmare fuel

[Anonymous No.15233207]

>>15232935
Apply fire.

[Anonymous No.15233349]

>>15229960
My sin is laughing about the hideous and disgusting food this girl I know posts very proudly on instagram picrel her jank as turkey she posted on thanksgiving

[Anonymous No.15233380]

>>15233349
Well, eh, I've seen worse.
Though if that was my turkey I'd toss it out for the vultures and cancel Thanksgiving.

[Anonymous No.15233383]

>>15232757
Bring in wolf spiders. They'll decimate the roaches to the last one, then eat each other. Problem solved.

[Anonymous No.15233395]

>>15233380
This is admittedly one of the better things she's posted but is still gross lookin

[Anonymous No.15233397]

>>15233383
This.
Watch out when you're walking though, wouldn't want to step on your little buddies.

[Anonymous No.15233409]

>>15233395
At least she's trying, though.
I can respect that a lot more than someone who's too afraid of failure to even try.
Especially with something like cooking. I mean how else is a person going to know how to do something well unless they fuck up a whole bunch and figure out the ways things can go wrong.

[Anonymous No.15233432]

>>15233409
Sure, but she's been cooking this shitty for the 5 years I've known her, so when is she supposed to get better? She cooks like the bone app the teeth meme

[Anonymous No.15233459]

>>15233432
>5 years
Oh.
I didn't know it be like that.
Fuck man.

[Anonymous No.15233465]

>>15229960
I spend all day making delicious luxury food for people then go home and eat microwaved Mac and cheese and vodka for dinner on a regular basis

[Anonymous No.15233483]

>>15233459
She reminds me of cwc I think she's got a bad case of the 'tsm but thats just my armchair diagnosis

[Anonymous No.15233491]

Potatoes and Egg and flour tortillas is my favorite meal of all time

[Anonymous No.15233496]

>>15233483
Could be worse I guess.
If she enjoys it then I can't talk too much shit.

[Anonymous No.15233663]

>>15229960
>
ate a flat iron steak completely raw yesterday. wasn't bad.

[Anonymous No.15233690]

>>15230048
But it always tastes so much better when you do. Something about being grateful for your food makes it better.

[Anonymous No.15233736]

>>15231522
Shape. Potstickers are sort of half-moon-shaped, wontons are more like drawn-up little packages.

[Anonymous No.15233744]

>>15229970
how'd you do that by accident?

[Anonymous No.15233769]

>>15233491
Your mom lets you have two carbs!?

[Anonymous No.15233979]

>>15233744
It was next to my hotsauce bottle and I wasn't paying attention.

[Anonymous No.15234075]

>>15231179
Period blood jam? Interesting idea

[Anonymous No.15234113]

>>15233207
>>15233188
He lived with his brother and we were going to a mates wedding and they just didn't bother cleaning. Suggested it and came back and his brother cleaned the shit out the place and there were 70% less roaches. I think vaccumed them all up.

[Anonymous No.15234130]

>>15233383
>Eat all the roaches
>Eat each other
>Only the strongest most alpha spider survives
>He now rules the apartment

[Anonymous No.15234152]

>>15232788
I am the same, I have a terrible deep rooted fear of them. One time there was one in my shower and it horrified me so much I couldn't shower without my gf in the room for about a month. That became to unsustainable, so I now have a method where I kick the tub several times, look under every bottle of product, check all the nooks, and finally I taught my cats to look out for me when I shower. I have showered on my own since August, every day!

[Anonymous No.15234159]

>>15232296
>t. Tistic schizo

[Anonymous No.15234184]

I love Tabasco sauce. Friends and coworkers like to shame me for it while they use chink cocktail sauce or faggot anteater habanero and yeah sometimes those thicker and more heavily flavored sauces are warranted with the right food but Tabasco works on everything because it’s just a little bit of acidity and heat and sometimes that’s all I fucking want. Tabasco on pizza or scrambled eggs or fried potatoes or sliced tomato with a bit of salt. Hell I’ll eat a bowl of white rice with just a sprinkle of Tabasco.

[Anonymous No.15234198]

>>15234152
I'm not saying they're likable, but to keep things in perspective, a person is like a kaiju to them.
All I'm saying is if you wanted to fight a roach and be like "fuck you this is MY bathroom", you'd win. Like there's not even a question about that. You'd win.

[Anonymous No.15234244]

>>15234198
Oh for sure, I know my phobia is entirely irrational I just haven't been able to defeat it.

[Anonymous No.15234252]

>>15234244
Oh yea, I'm not saying I have no sympathy for an irrational phobia. I get it.
I just wanted to make the point that if the object of the phobia is in that ratio then maybe the thought is too.
I'm kind of getting into more of an /x/ themed thing here so I'll cool it.

[Anonymous No.15234281]

>>15231194
Better than most peoples lazy meals, not terribly unhealthy and fairly cheap I should think. Dont be too hard on yourself babe

[Anonymous No.15235507]

>>15230626
>buying his own food
>not giving it away for free
>robbing

you’re an idiot

[Anonymous No.15235548]

>>15232274
>34y/o
>Boomer
Nah buddy you are a millennial/gen x, at best, it's okay, you are pathetic anyways

[Anonymous No.15235705]

>>15232756
I also haven't cleaned my oven in 5 years

[Anonymous No.15235709]

>>15235705
Is this code talk for butt stuff? I am not gay btw

[Anonymous No.15236118]

i sucked cock for a mcrib

[Anonymous No.15236146]

>>15229960
I use instant mash

[Anonymous No.15236165]

>>15229960
i made ramen once with basil pesto and i liked it

[Anonymous No.15236210]

>>15233395
Theres nothing like inherently gross about this, but the way it’s presented is so offputting.

>shitty lighting
>still in the baking pan/uncarved
>awkward angle
>staring into the gaping hole

Like is she autistic or something? Or just really not understand photo composition.

[Anonymous No.15236247]

>>15236210
Everything about her screams autistic to me so yeah probably

[Anonymous No.15236264]

>>15236247
Nice, would you fuck her?

[Anonymous No.15236286]

>>15236247
Yeah that makes sense. In that case I think shes doing a bang up job. Go ahead and like one of her photos anon. It’ll probably make her week and she’s trying

[Anonymous No.15236362]

>>15232564
There's two main reasons why tipping has stayed around as the primary means of paying servers, bartenders, and delivery drivers: it makes the menu seem cheaper and helps the restaurants not pay much for their employees.

Also no (smart) server wants to keep tipping around. It would be better if there was a mandatory 20% on all tickets. Don't go out to eat if you're poor. Just good advice in general.

As for tipping carry out that shit's retarded, but delivery drivers make bunk and still have to pay for gas so throwing a couple bucks their way is just a decent thing to do for a service that is entirely unncessary in your life.

[Anonymous No.15236392]

>>15229960
I didn't have any real parmesan cheese to use in my carbonara, so I had to use the granulated shit in a plastic tube instead, ended up having to use twice as much egg because it was so fucking dry. It still turned out okay, though.