What's the most Patrician simple beer and why is it Curs?

[Anonymous No.15226908]

Pic-related.

[Anonymous No.15226911]

>>15226908
Pabst

[Anonymous No.15226912]

Girls Lite hasn't been a thing since 1985.

[Anonymous No.15227982]

>>15226908
Hi life

[Anonymous No.15228023]

>>15226908
I'd say this is my go to for cheap beer (lately)

[Anonymous No.15228029]

national bohemian. coors costs too much for what it is

[Anonymous No.15228032]

>>15226908
That theres coloraduh kool aid

[Anonymous No.15228221]

guiness you poopoo head
modelo also good

[Anonymous No.15228274]

>>15226908
The banquet beer sure is tasty but the correct answer is Narragansett.

[Anonymous No.15228301]

>>15228023
>cheap beer
>modelo

[Anonymous No.15228308]

>>15228301
It's like two fiddy for a bottle.
the perks of winco.

[Anonymous No.15228332]

>>15228308
sure but when is one bottle enough? best winco deal is roling rock 12er for $8

[Anonymous No.15228459]

>>15228029
>national bohemian

I got some nattie boh last week. I remember liking it but it was so bad. How poor are you that you can't afford coors or pic related, (my go to, highly drinkable)

[Anonymous No.15228479]

>>15228459
how the fuck could you prefer budweiser over national bohemian? budweiser is one of the lowest reviewed macros there is. also coors is too watery

[Anonymous No.15228817]

>patrician
>poor people beer with the consistency of water

[Anonymous No.15228834]

>>15226908
Between Bud, coors, mgd, and michelob, I'd go with the Coors.

[Anonymous No.15228882]

>>15226908
If I'm going to get something dirt cheap it's not gonna be beer

[Anonymous No.15229202]

>>15226908
Based. You are correct.
>>15226911
Worse than piss.
>>15227982
Worse than Pabst
>>15228221
Trash and Mexican trash
>>15228274
Also based.
>>15228332
Rolling Rock also a perfectly answer so is Bud Heavy but those are the last acceptable answers. Thread over.

[Anonymous No.15229276]

>>15229202
Bud Heavy is best of all those.

[Anonymous No.15229305]

Shiner Bock for me.

[Anonymous No.15229308]

>>15228274
>Narragansett
Only if you're drinking dollar drafts in Pawtucket.

[Anonymous No.15229318]

>>15227982
based and champagneofbeerspilled

[Anonymous No.15229352]

>>15226908
Based and colorado kool-ade pilled. You get the urge to spit a little beer you spit it in your own ear.

[Anonymous No.15229353]

postin

[Anonymous No.15229359]

>>15229202
>>15229276
Budweiser is way too sugary and rolling rock tastes like penut butter.

[Anonymous No.15229366]

>>15228459
>8 oz beers
Was this a promotional tie-in for The Hobbit or something?

[Anonymous No.15229380]

>>15229359
>rolling rock tastes like penut butter
If you strain the water out of a can of Chicken of the Sea and mixed that water with peanut butter, that's the exact flavor of Rolling Rock

[Anonymous No.15229385]

>>15229366
I think they're meant to be concealed in a pocket and drank in the bathroom at work.

[Anonymous No.15229442]

>>15229385
I guess a flask full of liquor is too spicy for some alkies.

[Anonymous No.15229451]

>>15229442
It makes too much noise. They use mini bottles of 99

[Anonymous No.15229468]

>>15229366
They have the pony bottle small ones at nursing homes for the residents.

[Anonymous No.15229486]

>>15229366
my dad told me that budweiser came in smaller cans in the south because the beer had a higher alcohol content then what is sold in the west

[Anonymous No.15229488]

For me it's Busch light, the only suitable volume beer where you can crush 10+ without feeling like ass

[Anonymous No.15229499]

>>15229488
>For me it's Busch light, the only suitable volume beer where you can crush 10+ while feeling like white trash
ftfy

[Anonymous No.15229500]

beer is not patrician

[Anonymous No.15229512]

>>15229486
That's a fucking lie. There are little to no liqour laws in the west besides in Utah. The south and east is the cuckistan of calvinistic liqour laws.

[Anonymous No.15229515]

Do you guys pronounce it "Cores" or "Cewers"?

[Anonymous No.15229519]

>>15229202
rolling rock is flavorless garbage

[Anonymous No.15229533]

>>15229515
Like "coomers" but without the M.

[Anonymous No.15229539]

>>15226908
Coons

[Anonymous No.15229546]

>>15229515
Coors

[Anonymous No.15229557]

>>15229515
https://vocaroo.com/1osPyXTRhrpu

[Anonymous No.15229570]

>>15229515
"piss water"

[Anonymous No.15229580]

>>15229570
It sure does make you go piss more than water haha set your head on fire and make your kidneys scream.

[Anonymous No.15229728]

Out of the way, plebs

[Anonymous No.15229738]

>>15229728
I don't know why, but grolsch sends me loopy. I'v drank stronger beers, wine, carlsberg super....Iove whisky....but grolsch makes me do dumb things.
Last time I drank grolsch I decided 2AM was an appropriate time for a cycle. I face planted and broke my nose.
I'vebeen drinking pretty hard for 20 years, but grolsch ALWAYS makes me do dumb things

[Anonymous No.15229751]

>>15229738
Nice. For me, grolsch is one of the few beers I can drink all day and night and not feel like ass later. And it tastes better than all the other mass produced shit

[Anonymous No.15230521]

>>15228479
>giving a shit about beer reviews
shut the fuck up faggot

[Anonymous No.15230755]

>>15229751
Also if you homebrew, Grolsh in bottles tends to be about the same price as empty bottles. Essentially free beer.

[Anonymous No.15230861]

>>15230755
Nice, I'll remember that.

[Anonymous No.15230898]

Coors is so fucking bad. For sure the worst light beer of the cheap domestics.

[Anonymous No.15230973]

>>15228882
BASED

[Anonymous No.15231012]

>>15230755
I thought I was the only guy that did that.

[Anonymous No.15231996]

T. Eurofag

Heineken is decent for me, one of few commercial lagers/pilsners that don’t give me headaches after drinking(not like the hangovers, more like migraine)

[Anonymous No.15232016]

Can't go wrong with Tennants. Especially the dark lager.

[Anonymous No.15232132]

For me it's the champagne of beers

[Anonymous No.15232716]

>>15231996
Heineken in a can has always been one of my favorite beers.

[Anonymous No.15232736]

>>15232132
absolutely based

[Anonymous No.15232747]

>>15231996
einnekeke

[Anonymous No.15232755]

>>15232132
Based as fuck, by far the best pisswater money can buy, cheap as dirt and better tasting than all the other swill.

[Anonymous No.15232799]

Curse my West Coast Best Coast mentality. This shit is so good and cheap.

[Anonymous No.15232808]

>>15232799
>Literally sewage water

[Anonymous No.15232823]

>>15232808
Gets you drunk for pennies though. Even at the tourist Cheers bar in Boston these were like $1.50

[Anonymous No.15232830]

I unironically like Natty Boh, Natty Light, and PBR.

[Anonymous No.15232840]

>>15226908

[Anonymous No.15232844]

>>15232808
you shut your goddamn mouth you fucking whore
Yuengling is the uncontested GOAT of cheap beer

[Anonymous No.15232872]

>>15229738
fuck, for me that's Molson Canadian, dude
just NOTHING special about the beer at all, and yet every time I drink it the whole night goes off the rails, without fail, every time.
I'm glad I'm not the only one with one of those weird beers that inexplicably causes my brain to reset

[Anonymous No.15232894]

>>15232844
Cope some more.

[Anonymous No.15232910]

>10 dollars for an 18 pack in Oregon and it's actually good

The only con is if you collect and recycle your cans they smell like vinegar mixed with boogers after a couple weeks

[Anonymous No.15233001]

$4.47 for a six-pack of pounders, bb.

[Anonymous No.15233018]

>>15231996
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.15233021]

>>15226908
I agree OP, but I always thought I preferred it because it's what my dad drank and thus was my most experienced cheap domestic. I find it very clean in a way that Miller/Bud just don't hit.

[Anonymous No.15233024]

Natty or Narragansett

[Anonymous No.15233850]

natty light is teh best tasting cheap beer

[Anonymous No.15234040]

For me it's Hamms.
At $11.69 for 30 cans it doesn't matter what it tastes like, but it doesn't taste bad.

[Anonymous No.15234342]

>>15232844
4.4%

[Anonymous No.15234345]

>>15230898
Why are you drinking the light kind? Banquet tastes like gerolsteiner with a spicy kick. It's the most carbonated and the best tasting for hot weather.

[Anonymous No.15234376]

>>15234040
the stuff tastes like corn flakes.

i love it.

[Anonymous No.15234395]

Narragansett

[Anonymous No.15234482]

Fullers esb and weihenstephaner anything

[Anonymous No.15234696]

>>15232910
Actual patrician taste.

[Anonymous No.15234701]

Hmmm between Bud, Miller, and coors yeah coors sucks.

[Anonymous No.15234717]

>>15234701
Your moms name is Coors? Neat.

[Anonymous No.15234721]

>>15234717
Lol imagine unironically liking the k mart of beers

[Anonymous No.15234730]

>>15232844
Based and Yuengling pilled.

[Anonymous No.15234735]

>>15234701
Imagine saying Coors is bad then saying bud is better. If you put 50 people in a room and gave them two glasses, one containing Bud, and the other containing piss. 25 people would walk out giving the right answer.

[Anonymous No.15234770]

>>15234735
Only redneck blue collar people defend their shitty normie beer.

[Anonymous No.15234773]

>>15234770
Bud is the most normalfag beer you cunt. It's at every party that has 18 year olds.

[Anonymous No.15234875]

>>15234770
Budweiser tastes like corn syrup. It's waaaaay too sweet. Colorado Kool Ade tastes like a mountain stream. Fuck the East.

[Anonymous No.15234929]

>>15234875
If all the Bud Light cans strewn along every southern road (littered by mouthbreathing knuckledragging magas) is any indication, it's a southern, not eastern thing.

[Anonymous No.15234942]

>>15234929
Speaking of knuckle dragging retards...

[Anonymous No.15234944]

test

[Anonymous No.15234955]

>>15234040
You are a man of integrity, anon

[Anonymous No.15235189]

>>15226908
>coors banquet
jesus christ did it hurt when you lost all of your tastebuds?

[Anonymous No.15235523]

>>15234929
The south and the east are one and the same to a Westerner. You all live in a shit to drive in nothing to see tinytown.

[Anonymous No.15235609]

for me, it's rolling rock

$8 for an 18 pack at my local grocery store

[Anonymous No.15235771]

>>15226908
Reg coors lite is better

[Anonymous No.15235825]

>>15235771
Ops pic is regular coors. Coor lite is coors lite.

[Anonymous No.15236300]

>>15229353
Laker Ice is hobo beer.

[Anonymous No.15236397]

>>15236300
you say that like it's a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.15236481]

>>15229580
>tfw forgot the knife-proof earmuffs

[Anonymous No.15236489]

>>15232910
wtf I thought they just made root beer

[Anonymous No.15237680]

>>15232132
gonna clear a sixer of this stuff tonight, god bless high life

[Anonymous No.15237699]

>>15229305
My dude. This is the best domestic priced beer for all occasions.

[Anonymous No.15237710]

>>15233001
Great, great shit. They raised the price by me - also the new can design is fucking garbage. The old can was perfect.

[Anonymous No.15237734]

>>15232132
30 packs are $13.99 right now.

[Anonymous No.15237758]

[Anonymous No.15237774]

>>15226908
Michelob Ultra Pure Gold is the top choice.

[Anonymous No.15237789]

>>15228029

i live in maryland and natty bo is more expensive than any macro beer in the usa

[Anonymous No.15237902]

Here champ, pass me a coors too. Let’s enjoy it, king.

[Anonymous No.15237918]

>>15229515
Cores

[Anonymous No.15237929]

>>15229515
Its pronounced Curs.

[Anonymous No.15238088]

>>15229515
I have so much fun calling it cewers idk why

[Anonymous No.15238564]

Hamm's is okay, but has too little "oomph" and not considered the best.

[Anonymous No.15238575]

alexander keith's

[Anonymous No.15238606]

>>15238575
The fuck is that anon?

[Anonymous No.15238965]

>>15232799
This is the best cheap beer in the US.

[Anonymous No.15238970]

Id rather a bottle of the cheapest wine in the store. Why is wine drunk so much better than any other kind of drunk lads

[Anonymous No.15239064]

>>15238564
It's 40 cents a can. I'm not looking for "oomph", just something drinkable.

[Anonymous No.15239143]

This is all me and my rural Canadian friends drink

[Anonymous No.15241042]

>>15239143
Lies. Rural Canadians I've met drink either Molson or Laker Ice with a small outlier drinking Creemore and Labatts.

[Anonymous No.15241401]

>>15234342
>he doesn't pregame with a steelie

[Anonymous No.15241408]

>>15226908
I dont drink

[Anonymous No.15241415]

>>15226908
It's rolling rock, natty bo, yeungling, hamms, or pabst, depending on where you live.

What's important about beer, all beer, is that it travels poorly. microbrew isn't popular for no reason, getting beer close to the source is important. Same applies to "cheap" beers which is why the region-specific macrobrew lagers are always way better then the national chains. I'd set PBR as an exception here, since I think you can get it basically anywhere.

[Anonymous No.15241449]

>>15241415
Yeah this is pretty much true I'd say, I love pabst and yuengling but I've had some pretty fucking nasty cans of both, which probably has to do with what you're saying. Never had a skunked can of some local lager.

[Anonymous No.15241488]

>>15227982
High life is the worst fucking shit to ever be bottled

[Anonymous No.15241494]

>>15228459
Bud has this disgusting sugar syrup flavor that is invasive as FUCK and just takes like you're eating out a peep's asshole.

[Anonymous No.15241560]

>>15234929
Bud? Strown on the side of the road in the south? Naw, it is camo and hunter orange Busch cans or natty ice.

[Anonymous No.15241615]

>>15232799
based

[Anonymous No.15241616]

>>15232132
every third bottle of high life has no alcohol in it

[Anonymous No.15241661]

>>15238970
>get cheap wine drunk
>get cheap wine hangover
Tannins dawg

[Anonymous No.15241728]

>>15226908
Pilsner Urquell
Smithwick's
Guinness
Bass Pale Ale
Yuengling
Newcastle Brown Ale
Negra Modelo
Harp Lager
Narragansett

[Anonymous No.15243070]

Bump

[Anonymous No.15243697]

CHOOHRS

[Anonymous No.15243794]

>>15229515

Colorado native checking in. Its "COOERS"
like that other anon said. Like "coomers" without the M.

[Anonymous No.15243861]

>>15234040
Hammsbro

[Anonymous No.15243906]

>>15228882
>>15230973
>2.4% abv