Persimmons

[Anonymous No.15223643]

How the FUCK do you eat these little shits? Straight up tastes like watery cum.

[Anonymous No.15223644]

How do you know what watery cum tastes like?

[Anonymous No.15223646]

>>15223644
I ate a persimmon

[Anonymous No.15223653]

>>15223646
Fair enough.

[Anonymous No.15223664]

>>15223643
They're nice, but you need to let them get pretty much nearly overripe. They've got a short window where they go from mediocre to absolutely fantastic.

[Anonymous No.15223682]

>>15223664
i believe this is the thing. my chick loves them and apparently you want them to get soft to a point where you would throw out any other fruit
they're still not very good but this is the key

[Anonymous No.15223688]

>>15223682
>my chick loves them
If the OP post is any credit youre a lucky man

[Anonymous No.15223710]

>>15223688
nope. would never subject her to that. my policy on oral is don't ask and i don't give
we have been together for like 6 years. i still have to look at her, and i don't want to look at a semen slurping cocksucker when i do
the other thing about persimmons is that you don't put them in the fridge, i guess. with other fruits this slows the ripening

[Anonymous No.15223733]

There are two common cultivars of persimmon. There's an astringent variety (hachiya) that has to be extremely ripe before it's palatable. If it ain't goo it ain't shit. There's another variety (fuyu) that's good eaten when still crisp. OP's persimmons look like fuyu. OP is probably just mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.15223840]

>>15223710
>i still have to look at her, and i don't want to look at a semen slurping cocksucker when i do
your moral high horse is nothing but aids

[Anonymous No.15223868]

>>15223840
im not on a high horse at all
drinking cum and sucking dick is extremely disgusting
and let me remind you that this thread is about PERSIMMONS

[Anonymous No.15223884]

>>15223733
fuyus are better when super gushy

[Anonymous No.15223947]

>>15223868
sounds like you're tying to make it about your girl's oral fixation, and your negative reinforcements

[Anonymous No.15223959]

>>15223947
that's not true
OP made it about drinking cum

[Anonymous No.15224011]

>>15223959
i'm confused then. is it cum, dicks, or oranges?

[Anonymous No.15224012]

>>15224011
all 3

[Anonymous No.15224025]

>>15224012
so what's the problem? you've never tried cum or dicks?how other people can and will view you after you've tried them is much worse than the taste and acts themselves.

[Anonymous No.15224086]

>>15223643
I'm sure if anyone knows what water cum tastes like, it's you.

[Anonymous No.15224317]

>>15223643
you probably didn't have persimmon to use them, always make sure you ask first

[Anonymous No.15224711]

>>15223710
>It's another "anon pretending to be a puritan with a puritan wife but is actually just a degenerate coomer" episode

[Anonymous No.15224727]

>>15223733
>There's an astringent variety (hachiya) that has to be extremely ripe before it's palatable
Holy fuck, so that astringency is normal? I thought it was a roulette kind of deal where sometimes you just get a garbage persimmon and have to deal with it.

[Anonymous No.15224740]

>>15223643
>Straight up tastes like watery cum.
It does, doesn't it? Not that I ate my cum but it smells like my fucking cum. Why though?

[Anonymous No.15224743]

>>15223710
>"I don't ask and don't give"
Dude I am a literal autist who hates the feeling of my pussy being wet, especially by another mouth. But you're just a faggot, who the fuck doesn't pleasure their partner?

[Anonymous No.15224755]

>>15224743
Can I see your pussy for proof? I think you're lying but I want proof for verification.

[Anonymous No.15225970]

>>15223643
I have a tree with about literally 200 of these on it in front of the house I just moved in to and I don't know what to do with them either. Everyone says cookies but I'm a single incel man and I don't have a gf to make cookies for so that's not going to happen.

[Anonymous No.15225993]

>>15224743
No one wants to put their mouth on your dilation hole dude

[Anonymous No.15226000]

>>15223710
I can't fault this argument.

[Anonymous No.15226005]

>>15223710
>my policy on oral is don't ask and i don't give
>we have been together for like 6 years
wtf

[Anonymous No.15226012]

Persimmon's are super sweet. Not like cum at all.

[Anonymous No.15226318]

>>15223664
Depends on the varietal. Fuyus are good at any stage desu. Hachiya persimmons are a bit more troublesome. They really don't taste very good until extremely ripe like OP says. They need to be almost gelatinous to the touch before they are any good, otherwise it dries your mouth like crazy.

[Anonymous No.15226327]

You treat them like a giant cranberry.

You chop them up and then cook them down slow and low into a syrup.
Or you let them get a little overripe and eat them with a salad. They are mainly for cooking with tho.

[Anonymous No.15226332]

>>15223710
A call came it, its for you desu

[Anonymous No.15226346]

>>15223643
Never tried one of these until last thanksgiving when my grandma gave me one she had picked. It was disgusting, I've never had something coat my mouth like that before. It was gritty and slick at the same time and kinda tasted like dirt

[Anonymous No.15226476]

There’s different varieties. I have two trees in my backyard, no clue what variety they are, but they’re pretty tasty right off the tree. Only difference that letting then ripen off the tree does is soften the texture a bit.

[Anonymous No.15226863]

>>15224711
lmao

[Anonymous No.15226872]

>>15223710
>i still have to look at her, and i don't want to look at a semen slurping cocksucker when i do
I can't tell if this cunt is based or gay

[Anonymous No.15226900]

>>15223710
based

[Anonymous No.15228836]

my name is simon and my dads name is per
persimon
:)

[Anonymous No.15229481]

>>15223643
They don't though.
t. I know the taste of both.

[Anonymous No.15229605]

>>15223643
Boil them so it tastes like regular cum

[Anonymous No.15229610]

>>15223710
lmao I hope this is bait, if only for (You)r sake

[Anonymous No.15230438]

>>15223643
>cum
cum does taste so good?