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I love the stuff, but is it a meme

>> No.15219415

>>15219285
that is more than lunchable quality

>> No.15219425

>>15219285
If this is just like lunchables then a nice wine is just like the capri sun it came with.

>> No.15219459

>>15219425
It kind of is. Kids are literal tastelets.

>> No.15219507

>>15219285
Every tinder/hinge/bumble whore has something about charcuterie boards in their bio these days. No better than the femoid niggers that say they love to travel but would balk at the idea of going to third world shitholes like Afghanistan, Djibouti, Benin, or any other place I've been.

>> No.15219514

>>15219285
>$60 bucks
Fuck off ESL niggers

>> No.15219729

>>15219285
Fucking hell
In France it's about 15 to 20€

>> No.15219857

>>15219285
What the fuck
Here in Italy with 10-15 € per person you get a decent one

>> No.15219973

>>15219285
Fuck I hate this millennial food meme
>FOH can't use normal fucking plates
>They get thrown away so quickly because the wood has be to pressure washed and discolors

It's basically the cost of renting a table for a date at a nice place
>>15219729
This is what makes it hurt so much, instead of adopting the french food culture they just LARP and pay the LARP tax.
We don't even have real delicatessens anymore, there are douzens of places that call themselves that but they are just cafes where you can also buy a 60$ tasting board

We don't get brasseries, every tiny place insists on badly cooking their own meat, we can't buy real bread- this in itself is a terrible shame upon our country.
Everyone is fat and awful

>> No.15220029

>>15219285
What an absolutely stupid, trashy post.

>> No.15220048

>>15219425
Wine is just a fancy name for spoiled grape juice.

>> No.15220423

>>15219729
Charcuterie is a fucking joke in the US. The few companies that do any sort of salami/salumi all use the absolute garbage pork this country raises that has no fat or flavor and the resulting product tastes like eating raw spices as thats the only flavor present in the finished dish.

>> No.15220426

>>15219425
I mean wine is just juice for old women

>> No.15220434

>>15219507
>say they love to travel but would balk at the idea of going to third world shithole
lol, why is this a bad thing? you don't need to like going to shitholes to like going new places in general

>> No.15220446

>>15219857
thats the normal price in the US too

>> No.15220449

>>15220423
nah mate, there is plenty of good shit

>> No.15220495

>>15220449
Few and far between in my experience. Not to mention over priced.

>> No.15220500

>>15219285
Yeah no, the reason it costs that much is because you be eating real cheese, not the plastic you amermutts eat and enjoy.

>> No.15220505

>>15220426
Please don't asociate the ancestral drink of the egyptians with the modern karen

>> No.15220509

>>15220495
They are quite expensive, but not like the good Euro stuff isn't also

>> No.15220514

>>15220500
Real cheese is cheap as hell, dumb shit. What is this boards obsession with American cheese? Just don’t order it you dumb cunts.

>> No.15220518 [DELETED] 

>>15219285
Trst

>> No.15220519

>>15220505
Egyptians were primarily beer people. Wine is for boomer white women, its quite literally their version of Capri-sun

>> No.15220534

>>15219285
more like snackables amirirte

>> No.15220580

>>15220519
boomer white women breathe air too, you gonna stop breathing?

>> No.15220596

>>15220580
I mean I drink wine sometimes too, but that doesn't change the fact that it primarily is the old women version of juice

>> No.15221193

This guy does it at his restaurant so it must be good. https://youtu.be/apfwiUblg70

>> No.15221290
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15221290

>>15220426
kek'd and seconded
vino e il memo
while based beerposting seems to attract the soyjacks on /ck/, beer's got great history and variety.
pic related; my favourite

>> No.15221309

>>15219507
Going to shitholes doesn't make you extra cultured you sperg there's a merited reason those places aren't as popular

>> No.15221331

>>15220596
It's weird how this stereotype differs from country to country. Where I am, older women drink those cheap ciders that come in 2l pop bottles.

>> No.15221395

>>15219285
Where the fuck did his mom get his lunchables?

>> No.15221407

>>15221395
deli meats are deli meats anon.

>> No.15221435

>>15221331
>older women drink those cheap ciders that come in 2l pop bottles
Yeah we don't even have those. In the US cider is mostly younger women though its not particularly popular even amongst them

>> No.15223212

>>15219285
Shark Coochie Reaired board

>> No.15224083

>>15219729
that's what it is in decent restaurants not in the middle of urbanopolis shitholes like Seattle, NYC, and la. If I'm spending more than $30 on one its cause I'm making it myself

>> No.15224200

>>15219973
do Chinese really???

>> No.15224204

>>15220514
>300mil run the show and control the wealth of 7bil
Their humiliation has brewed resentment and hatred in the unsuccessful types of their respective country. Cute, predictable and absolutely inconsequential.

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15224224

Meanwhile, in my french appartment

>> No.15224348

God I love cheese. Doesn't it just get you going? The excitement of picking out a Gruyere, bickering with yourself over the price difference between one brand or the next. Not really knowing what's so different after all, but imagining that the $2 price per pound difference WILL satisfy you in a new and novel way. Waltzing past the bleus, pretending like you won't come back after you swing over to the wheat section and snagging a typical Cracked Black Pepper Water Cracker box. Pulling the clingwrapped and slightly offputting blocks of salty, wonderous spoilt milk out of the frigid confines of the cheese fridge and whisking them away to the checkout line. AVAST, EGADS! You almost forgot the prosciutto.... And the uncured salami.... and the summer sausage........ Christ, what a foible that would be! You hustle and bustle, mildly flustered to the meat fridge and snag a few choice meatums. You breathe a sigh of relief, your goods loaded into the basket, your spot in the checkout line secured, and your cozy spinny chair at home waiting.

God, I LOVE cheese

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15224352

>>15224348
>someone typed this

>> No.15224383

>>15224352
I just love it! What's wrong, anon? Don't you?

>> No.15224418

>>15224224
based

>> No.15224426

>>15224224
For years I just kinda chalked up the frogs' obsession with bread as some silly meme and didn't think much of it but when I finally had a freshly baked baguette in Lyon for the first time I realized what it was all about, it was incredible how superior it was to baguette attempts in burgerland

>> No.15224434

>>15224426
i had the same experience but in paris, feels bad man

>> No.15224450

>>15224434
In Paris I had mulled wine for the first time in the winter, that shit was perfect for walking in the cold

>> No.15224602

>>15219285
Not a burger so IDK that feel, but if you're doing a charcuterie board, for the love of god please put at least 50% of meat on the thing

>> No.15224698

>>15224352
wait is this an actual brain condition

>> No.15225409

>>15224224
what in gods name is the thing wrapped in foil

>> No.15225417

>>15224698
Yeah it happens to people who visit 4chan every day.

>> No.15225452

>>15224698
toxoplasmosis endstage. No cure

>> No.15225488

wtf is shart cutterknee

>> No.15225519

>>15220423
Just kys.

>> No.15225524

>>15224426
>>15224434
>>15224450
It's just crusty yeast bread don't jerk off the French too hard.

>> No.15225601

>>15225524
I like the body odor of the french though, since they only shower like once/week. Can't help it if I have that fetish. Their bread is just the icing on the cake.

>> No.15225627

>>15224224
Is that fucking raw chicken?

>> No.15225629

>>15219973
>>15219729
Try tipping your waiter in France. Maybe that will increase the cost for no reason.

>> No.15225829

>>15220434
>>15221309
I hope you boomers realize that not every part of a Third World country is a shithole, just like how not every part of the United States is Camden. Just read a tour guide and stay in the designated high-security tourism-friendly locales for a fraction of a cost of visiting overrated countries like France or Japan.

>> No.15226031

>>15225829
I do realize this, but there are a fucking lot of places to go, not having explored every fucking shithole in the world doesn't mean you don't like traveling. Most of us have jobs with a limited number of vacation days and intercontinental flights are expensive. I am probably going on at most one big international trip per year so sorry I haven't had time to put Afghanistan on the list yet

>> No.15227742

That meme is fucking retarded, op.

>> No.15227769

>>15225409
This, looks slimy and fucking gross. Also never would have charcuterie in a restaurant but make that shit at home. Just get a nice baguette cheese and meats. It is a grown up lunchable and is fucking dope.

>> No.15227878

>bread with cheese and deli meat
is this really a fancy meal for burgers? In Germany you eat this everyday for breakfast

>> No.15227954

>>15224224
>>15224426
The one French food I legitimately don’t understand is pâté. This stuff I get at local bistros for $30 tastes exactly the same as the shit they put in surplus Russian rations.

>> No.15228284

>>15224348
>completely omitting the applewood smoked cheddar, the jalapeno colby jack, and the aged parmesan
it's almost like you want to die unfulfilled

>> No.15228551

>>15227954
Nobody said it was fancy stuff. But it's good with a piece of bread. I think you Americans always think that French food is fancy just because it's French.
Maybe because you need to import it across an ocean and always end up paying the premium price for what is essentially regular common food.

>> No.15228563

>>15227878
To Americans anything that doesn't come out of a factory is fancy.

>> No.15228570

>>15224348
This bit unironically

>> No.15228577

>>15225627
>>15225409
>>15227769
>t. plebs

>> No.15228601

I just like cheese and crackers
when did people start considering it fancy

>> No.15228624

>>15228601
>when did people start considering it fancy
We're talking about Americans here... They think pizza and burger is fancy so...

>> No.15228634

>>15228577
who are you quoting?

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15229393

>>15224224
Is that some motherfucking munster cheese? My nigga

>> No.15229627

>>15219415
Quality is entirely subjective.

>> No.15229725

>>15219285
>tastelet manchild shares his opinion

>> No.15230141

>>15219729

10 Euros in downtown Florence. America is such an absurd place.