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>World’s most famous Chef
>makes scrambled eggs completely incorrectly
What does he mean by this?
His Yellow baby vomit eggy water is an abomination

>> No.15213924

How the fuck did you manage to make this jpg a whopping 1.12Mb.

>> No.15213935

>>15213902
Gordon didn't invent this. It's the old French way of doing it.

I tried it after seeing Marco making it and didn't care for it.

>> No.15213938
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>>15213924
you are like a baby

>> No.15213950

>>15213902
They're quite tasty, I prefer them if I'm making scrambled eggs but if I'm making scrambled eggs it's because I'm doing it fast and easy, so it sort of defeats the purpose.

>> No.15213963

Ramseybros, has he lost it? I have been seeing too many negativity lately.

>> No.15214018

>>15213963
he fucked up a grilled cheese sandwich

>> No.15214078

>>15213963
We like to playfully pull his leg, but he's the one with chain restaurants and piles of money to burn. But yeah, he looks like being there for the money and not giving a fuck.
>>15214018
Anybody would have repeated that sandwich. It's not like a 15 min recipe done again would have represented such overcost in production to not do it.

>> No.15214148

>>15213902
What most Americans call 'scrambled eggs' would be called 'cooked to fuck' in Europe.

>> No.15214161

What is people's obsession with frikking scrambled eggs. They're a shit way to cook them and I'm sick of seeing so-called chefs make a thousand videos making them.

>> No.15214183

>>15213902
Ramsey's scrambled eggs unironically fucking suck, soupy mess
>>15214161
Its a quick, healthy, protein filled breakfast

>> No.15214301

>>15214161
It's a style of eggs for pansies and women, but you'll probably have to cook some for a woman someday so you better learn how.

>> No.15214306
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>>15213902
>it's the only way I'll eat them from now on

I hate these type of people.

>> No.15214331

>askinasi
why are certain groups of people over represented in rag journalism?

>> No.15214335

honestly facts, theyre way too runny and most ppl who try to make em like this make em taste like shit. they kind of suck i prefer them a decent amount harder

>> No.15214393

>>15213902
Shouldn't "insiders" be reporting information that isn't already available to the general public?

>> No.15214497

>>15213902
How to make scrambled eggs:

>crack eggs into cup
>pinch of salt
>whisk aggressively, aerate
>drop into medium-high egg pan lubed with butter
>let the bottom set
>turn a couple times
>flip
>serve

optional extras: chives, black pepper, hot sauce, salsa

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>>15214497
>hot sauce

>> No.15214530

>>15214301
>you'll probably have to cook some for a woman someday
lol

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>>15214514
putting the tabasco sauce that's at every restaurant table in America on eggs is reddit? jesus kid.

>> No.15214587

>>15214514
I bet you eat your eggs with ketchup

>> No.15214590

>>15214562
>Redditors using based tobasco instead of some faggy IPA infused Ghost pepper and bacon sriracha sauce

>> No.15214598

>>15214497
You’ve done almost every step completely wrong

>> No.15214617

I do my scrambled eggs with soy sauce, a bit of cornstarch slurry, and a dash of rice wine. High heat so it pufff up, then a couple of turns and out of the pan. Good stuff.

>> No.15214621

I prefer my scrambled eggs to not have the consistency of snot. I just cook mine with butter and take them off the heat when the eggs start to become solid.

>> No.15214626

>>15214497
Wtf is an egg plate?

>> No.15214720

>>15214598
enlighten me

>> No.15215305

Anybody else burn the absolute fuck out their eggs? I like em brown and crispy

>> No.15215359

>>15213902
If you cannot appreciate the French manner of cooking either œufs brouillés or omelette doucement then you have no soul. Eat your egg Mcmuffin tier hockey pucks.

>> No.15215365

>>15215305
I do not like the taste of burnt hair, so no.

>> No.15215389

>>15215365
Just tastes like any other protein crust plus eggs

You sayin you don’t brown your meats anon?

>> No.15215393

>>15215389
read my lips, faggot, I don't brown shit

>> No.15215409

>>15214331
Schizophrenia runs rampant among them

>> No.15215501

>>15215393
See a doctor

>> No.15215505

>>15215501
I see a faggot responding to my based posts.
Shove off.

>> No.15215515

>>15214626
I ctrl+f, and you are the only person in this thread saying "egg plate". Now I'm the second. Are you high?

>> No.15215516

>>15214148
What you consider "cooked eggs" Americans would call it Salmonella and ecoli, is that why Europeans still have hole toilets? Because you have constant liquid sprinkler diarrhea

>> No.15215840

>>15215515
Are you daft? How the fuck do you eat eggs without using an egg plate?

>> No.15215950

You niggers havent lives if you have never eaten scrambled eggs with some diced onions and ham or bacon lightly browneed in butter in the pan and some diced tomatoes mixed into the beaten egg. Much more juicy and delicious than just plain scrambled eggs.

>> No.15215970

>>15215840
With a straw.

>> No.15215991

>>15215516
>What you consider "cooked eggs" Americans would call it Salmonella and ecoli
How do americans accept such unsafe food that it needs to be cooked a lot to be safe?

>> No.15216293

>>15215950
>diced onions
> ham or bacon
> diced tomatoes
If your eggs were good you wouldn't need these crutches

>> No.15216605

>>15215516
>muh salmonella

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>>15215840
What the fuck is an egg plate?

>> No.15217429

Daily reminder that Gordon lost to James May in cook-off (or a cock-off, whichever you prefer).

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>>15216700
a plate for eggs
...you DO have an egg plate, right?

>> No.15218117

I like mine runny, but not so mixed that everything is off yellow like that. I like some white and some yellow-orange in there.

>> No.15218121

>>15218083
As well as an egg cup. A household is not a household without an egg plate and an egg cup.

>> No.15218123

>>15215515
I meant egg pan.

>> No.15218162

>>15214626
Tiny pan/skillet.

>> No.15218168

>>15213902
I cook my scrambled eggs with garlic and marmite
Uma delicia

>> No.15218220

>>15213902
>proud of your scrambled eggs.
Scramble eggs is only a quick fix to a broken yolk.

>> No.15218231

>>15213935
>It's the old French way of doing it.
Yup, my grand-mère used to do this shit everytime I went to her home. This and banana milkshake.

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>>15213902
I prefer buttery eggs.

>> No.15218279

ITT: american manchildren reeing at perfectly cooked eggs because mommy overcooked the shit out of their eggs their whole life

>> No.15218314

>>15214497
>>15214497
>cup
No
>salt first
No
>aerate
Fake and gay. No
>egg pan
No
>let the bottom set
You may be thinking of an omelette. No
>flip
? No
>serve
Ok sure

>> No.15218341

I crack my eggs into a deep bowl, put another bowl over it, then microwave it at max blast for like a minute.

Yeah, you can hate on me if you like.

>> No.15218648

>>15214497
Never add salt into the eggs before cooking, otherwise you end up with excess water in the pan and it makes the texture gross
The secret to fluffy scrambled eggs and omelettes is making large curds and not using too much heat so the eggs don’t dry out
No browning either

>> No.15218683

Instead of milk, add semen to scrambled eggs in the cup before you whisk. It will still make them light and fluffy. I used this trick for a late night order at Ihop when the supply truck was caught in traffic on the highway and corporate told them to arrive in the morning.

>> No.15218715

>>15218648
You got any reasoning behind this? I know salt breaks down some of the proteins in the egg loosening the structure a bit but whats with the "excess water"?

>> No.15218741

Stand aside plebians
https://youtu.be/bqKq0bQHnZU

>> No.15219114

>>15218715
Do you not know the basics of cooking (or biology) to some degree? Google "salt osmosis"

>> No.15219129

>>15214497
>how to make a shit omelette
FTFY

never cook again retard

>> No.15219187
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>>15215991
The US has a lower rate of foodborne illness than Europe.

>> No.15219835

>>15215505
You sound like a chud man baby

>> No.15219868

>>15218231
>banana milkshake
heh, i see what u did there ;)

>> No.15219958

>>15213963
>>15214018
the grilled cheese and the towering burgers were the final confirmation that gordon has officially lost the plot

>> No.15219974

>>15214497
>let the bottom set
>turn a couple times

lmao, this is coping a failed omelette flip

>> No.15219985

Am I doing something wrong or does everyone end up with left over papery egg scraps after a good scramble?

>> No.15219989

>>15218270
gordon's eggs are almost as much butter as egg, I'm not shitting you watch the videos. It's like a massive cube for each egg

>> No.15220019

>>15218741
There's no lift to that and it's literally soup. I'm thinking these french style eggs need to be more like slick mashed potatoes and stand up a bit on a plate

>> No.15220054

>>15214183
>Healthy
Literally the unhealthiest way to eat eggs.

>> No.15220350

>>15214497
If you mix up your eggs in a separate cup, you might as well add your extras in there at the same time. I don’t know why people add it all afterwards. Imagine every bite of your scrambled eggs salted, peppered, or hot-sauced to taste instead of just the top layer you put it on.

>> No.15220352

>>15215516
>Has to refrigerate his eggs because food standards are so poor in America that salmonella is rampant and eggs have to be chemically washed to be safe, removing their natural hermetic seal against bacteria

>> No.15220366

>>15219187
Try that again without shithole EU countries bringing it down. US is near the bottom of the pile if you compared countries individually

>> No.15220511

>>15214497
how to make scrambled eggs:

>fuck up an omelette

>> No.15220522

Does food not come down to personal preference anymore?
Why does everyone act like opinions don’t exist anymore. I hate this

>> No.15220557

>>15220522
no everyone started going insane about 10 years ago and it's only gotten worse since then

>> No.15220565

>>15213902
>scrambled eggs
>looks like a toast with yellow frosting
???

>> No.15221401

>>15219989
An obscene amount of butter is the 'secret' to 9/10 restaurants.

>> No.15221523

>>15214514
ignore the ketchup poster

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>>15213938

>> No.15222517
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>Askenasi

>> No.15222538

>>15220366
Uh no. The US is ranked about 4th or 5th on food standards, tied with the UK with the only EU nation beating it out being Ireland.

>> No.15222560

Loving these https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX-Y513ohbc

>> No.15222722

>>15220350
I do this for the cheese/milk/seasoning

>> No.15223439
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>>15219187
Listeria is the wordt, and it dies more slowly while cooking too.

>> No.15223489

>>15218715
When scrambled eggs shed water they are overcooked. Has something to do with the protein structures getting so curled up and contracted that they cant hold the water anymore.

>> No.15223539

>Cooking on a budget its not hard
>Now on your fucking 3 pound well marbled fresh from the butcher cover it in saffron q spice more expensive than fucking heroin

>> No.15224253

>>15218648
>>15218715
nice try cooklet, but you have it backwards. giving the beaten eggs at least 15 minutes of time with the salt actually increases their moisture retention and prevents the eggs from leaking on the plate, look it up

>> No.15224283

>>15224253
>>15223489
exactly, if you break the proteins down before cooking them they can't tighten and squeeze out as much water, leaving you with better eggs

>> No.15224559

>>15213902
gordon puts creme fraîche in the eggs, like wtf why would you do that.

>> No.15224581

>>15220352
>egg shells covered in chicken shit so every time you got a piece of shell in your batter there's shit in there

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>>15214617
>scrambled eggs
>cornstarch

>> No.15226021

>>15220522
Because opinions are now immoral and Personal tastes leave lasting legacies of oppression on others.

>5 Ways The Way You Cook Scrambled Eggs Are a Stigma if Lasting Colonial Patriarchal Oppression
>Vice News / Huff Post / the Guardian
>written by someone who is female, should be counted as female, a person of color, or (((fellow white)))

>> No.15226281
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>>15213902
>rachel askenasi

>> No.15226433

>>15214497
No.

>> No.15226535

>>15218648
>>15224253
>>15224283
what the fuck am i supposed to do?
salt before or not??

>> No.15226636

>>15226535

you salt before, during and after

>> No.15226808

>>15226281
please tell me she does porn.

>> No.15227001

>>15226808
ok she does porn
she doesn't though

>> No.15227012

they look like they were made properly using the french method wtf is the problem op? are you retarded perhaps?

>> No.15227032

>>15227001
she does?

>> No.15227161

>>15227032
no
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIojBPZBfU7AWx-HoVG-N3g

>> No.15227174

>>15213902
>(((askenasi)))

>> No.15227235
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>>15220366
Cope

>> No.15227327

>>15214161
They're something that's possible to cook for yourself and to eat and possibly not vomit when you wake up and you're still drunk from last night.

>> No.15227343

>>15213902
>the phenotype on this fucking bird lookin ass bitch
>that fucking last name
every. fucking. time.

>> No.15227349

>>15214306
Just another reason to hate (((them)))

>> No.15227414

>>15214587
Eggs are actually one of 4 things I will occasionally enjoy with ketchup. Burgers, hot dogs, fries and scrambled eggs.

>> No.15228529

>>15224581
maximum cope from the septic tank. if i wanted i could just wash my own eggs just like i could get circumsized if so so choose. i am not going to be doing either because i don't want to, you however have no say in the matter and are stuck with what someone else has chosen for you. land of the free

>> No.15228533

some people think scrambled eggs are supposed to be like runny fever snot and i have absolutely no idea what brain damage causes this preference. it's fucking horrid

>> No.15228554

>>15228533

because it tastes better creamy than it does having burnt dry husks of dried bogeys.

>> No.15228561

>>15228554
shut the fuck up i bet you're french

>> No.15228990

>>15214562
>tabasco
Is that a regional spelling?

>> No.15229066

>>15214598
>>15218314
>>15218648
>>15219129
>>15219974
>>15220511
>>15226433
He's right though you stupid NIGGERS. Get ownt: https://youtu.be/16adnCof_xA