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Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:01:14 2020 No.15212522 [Reply] [Original]

>here's your molded pink slime sandwich, bro

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:02:12 2020 No.15212526 Looks good to me!! :3

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:05:17 2020 No.15212537 >>15212522 >THIS MCDONALDS SANDWICH LOOKS LIKE SHIT Wow no one expected this OP (fag).

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:24:14 2020 No.15212588 >>15212522 It's honestly not bad looking at all. Looks super juicy and meaty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:59:58 2020 No.15212724 >>15212526 liar >>15212588 liar

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:01:41 2020 No.15212730 And like a loser you still eat it

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:02:49 2020 No.15212733 Any actual ribs in a McRib? I don't usually patronize fast food joints.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:15:19 2020 No.15212785 >>15212733 I assume not, I’ve never had one either they look disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:22:01 2020 No.15212809 WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SAUCE?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 13:28:19 2020 No.15212839 >>15212522 Mythbuster proved otherwise https://youtu.be/Nzo_3V1igIo

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:25:30 2020 No.15213059 File: 311 KB, 734x449, gfdsd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15212839

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:31:24 2020 No.15213082 >>15212839 How dumb do you have to be to believe fake news fake checkers

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:36:26 2020 No.15213108 >>15212522 >Hey can I get a mcrib with no sauce and can you make it look like shit so I can post a picture and complain about it on the internet? >Not a problem, anything else?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:38:00 2020 No.15213114 >>15212733 Nah it's just pork anus and other trimmings they buy when they're cheap enough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:51:31 2020 No.15213180 >>15213108 imagine going on a lithuanian rope-twisting forum to defend a pig butthole slimewich

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 15:12:57 2020 No.15213270 >>15213180 seethe moar, troomer

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 15:14:57 2020 No.15213275 Better off getting a McDouble, no ketchup or mustard, and with BBQ sauce.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 15:19:42 2020 No.15213304
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It's the same as all this shit, it's just rib meat scraps molded into a quirky "rib shape". It's fine, it tastes fine, but the McRib is not so special, so many companies make the same exact product you can buy yourself, sauced or unsauced. Every school cafeteria served these. Every jail serves these.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 15:22:17 2020 No.15213318 >>15212839 That was the old McRib, which is only vaguely related to this new one. It’s not safe to assume anything about the new one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 15:23:14 2020 No.15213323 >>15212839 >not wearing a face mask like in any meat processing factory >totally true, am i rite

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:07:38 2020 No.15214639 >>15212839 Based liars

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:12:32 2020 No.15214663 >>15212522 Who the fuck asks for a mcrib with no sauce? The sauce iss the best part. That is like asking for a pizza with no sauce or cheese.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:27:44 2020 No.15214749 >>15214663 >Pizza with no sauce or cheese Holy based.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:48:57 2020 No.15214847 >>15212522 Thanks bro

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:43:32 2020 No.15215130 >>15212522 I think it’s pretty good

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:49:56 2020 No.15215158 >>15213082 How retarded do you have to be to think McDicks built an entire fake food processing plant to hide the secret of their McRibs which are served seasonally and are just a novelty item that has little impact on the bottom line? Take your meds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:51:45 2020 No.15215169 >>15213304 People jump through some wild hoops just to shit on what is essentially a pork burger. Same faggots saying the McRib is some nightmare monstrosity will eat hot dogs

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:52:22 2020 No.15215172 >>15212839 Woooooooooooooooooooooooow The shilling is real!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:52:46 2020 No.15215174 >>15213318 No

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:54:14 2020 No.15215179 >>15212522 I had one for the first time a year ago, and its just a plain pork flavored sandwich. I dislike the taste of pork in general so I thought it was gross. If you really love the flavor of pork then you will like the mcrib.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:56:01 2020 No.15215185 Had a mcrib combo last night. Sandwich is a 2/10 and fries were cold as always. Even the coke tasted weird, like its watered down or something. Never buying this crap again.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:02:09 2020 No.15215214

Christmas Eve, 2013.
I was alone as usual.
I was hungry after getting off work. I had three options: pick up a shitty pizza, eat some cold cereal at home, or swing through the Golden Arches. You all know what I had to do.
It was a holiday after all, so I decided I'd treat myself. No Dollar Menu shit this time (sorry Buffalo Ranch McChicken).
I decide to go inside for some reason, place is empty. The young hispanic girl at the register is pretty cute, nice change of pace. Merry Christmas to me, I thought.
Behind her, the menu caught my eye. Double Quarter Pounder had just gone out the window because there sat the BBQ-drenched sandwich of a better time.
"Welcome to McDonald's, what can I get for you sir?"
I look around, there's no other customers. The based black man is putting fries down. I am a king, this Christmas.
"Yes, hi, I'd like three McRib sandwiches, a large order of French Fries, a large eggnog shake, a bottled water, and four apple pies, please."
"Anything else?"
"Yes, actually. Add on your favorite items, money is no object. Tonight is Christmas Eve, and a meal with you is my present."
She laughs, such a bright smile, I can feel the snow melting off my duster.
"That's romantic, but I'm just 16, and don't have a break coming up anyway."
Ah, another time then, my dear. I wave it off, ask her to make it to-go with the excuse that I don't want to mess up the clean dining room, and wish her a Merry Christmas.
The black man hands me my items as they come up, freshly-made. I thank him in turn and wish him a happy holiday. I tell him to protect little Rosalita there with everything he's got, and he laughs and promises to do so.
I leave $300 on the counter, as a gift.

I made my way through the blizzard then, my mind fixated on that holiday treat. '96 Explorer. Control-Trac. Heater on full blast, but before the heat is up again, I have that tangy sauce all over my face. There are onions on my collar. Salt and grease stains my face as tears fall. Sadness, and joy.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:03:35 2020 No.15215224

>>15215214
This McRib is so fleeting, I think as I unwrap the second one. Like Christmas joy, or Rosalita's smile, they will be gone again soon. We don't know when they will be back if ever, but we keep hoping.
Eggnog imitation and pickles is a better combination than you'd think. I toss back the fries, filling my empty Christmas with the salty goodness, but I still am empty.
As I dunk my apple pies into the shake, the heat kicks on. The shake becomes nice and soupy. Just my style.
I flip the headlights on, and peer through the frosted window. The hispanic chick and black man are just hanging out, but I can see the joy of receiving a gift in their faces.
I could wipe my face before heading out, but to do so would be to wipe my memories of the McRib and thus my memories of the best Christmas ever.
As I toss my garbage out the window into the snowdrift, Feliz Navidad comes on the radio. This is a scene out of a holiday classic, I can feel it.
Prospero año y felizidad, huh? Rosalita loves this song I bet.
I shout out the open window at all who can hear "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a Goodnight!" as I speed away from the BP and feel my AWD engage.
Whatever happens, I'm better prepared for it now.
That, my friends, is what the McRib means to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:19:10 2020 No.15215303 >>15215224 >>15215214 nice

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:26:57 2020 No.15215336 >>15212733 It’s mostly pork shoulder

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:46:26 2020 No.15215424 >>15212588 This is not the first time a 4Chan user was deceived in this manner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:12:21 2020 No.15215534 >>15212522 Literally the only thing good about the McRib is the sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:53:46 2020 No.15215695 >>15212522 It's a mcheart, mctripe, mcscaldedstomach sandwich...and this abomination of a food product has ingredients that are also found in yoga mats and shoe soles. YUMMO!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:01:53 2020 No.15215931 Cumberland farms rib b que is far better

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:15:14 2020 No.15215975 >>15212839 pretty fucked up grant is dead now. brain hemmorhages are the most terrifying things

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 08:49:08 2020 No.15216998

>>15212839
Hmmm.... The company guy didn't mention spices, particularly rosemary, as an ingredient, yet the McDonald's website lists rosemary as an ingredient.

>>15215695
Muh chemicals. Oy very... evil corporation sandwich has carbon atoms in it. Do you know what else has carbon atoms? That's right, poison has carbon atoms! So if you eat carbon atoms, then you're eating poison!

Fuck you, commie!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:39:41 2020 No.15217788 >>15215214 >>15215224 nice pasta

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:41:18 2020 No.15217799 File: 924 KB, 595x630, bigfloyd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You ordered it with no sauce. Once again OP is a faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:43:26 2020 No.15217803 >>15212522 OH NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY MCBROS!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:07:00 2020 No.15217903 >>15215214 >>15215224 Made me smile, thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:43:34 2020 No.15218293 >>15212809 McDonald's, the McRib sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:47:02 2020 No.15218309 Welfare food stamps got me a 9lb ribeye roast on Friday. I dont need this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 14:48:43 2020 No.15218319 >>15212522 tv dinner salisbury steak in sweet sauce

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