/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15210171]

Ketchup is probably the most disgusting thing ever created. How is it possible for someone to like this, and why is it a default topping for restaurant hamburgers? I specifically have to ask for no ketchup every time

[Anonymous No.15210216]

>>15210171
Its just sweet and vinegary tomato sauce, use that instead anon.

[Anonymous No.15210224]

>>15210171
I went to flyover world and IGA brand ketchup is actually fucking delicious

[Anonymous No.15210225]

>>15210171
There's really no reason for ketchup to exist when mayo does.

[Anonymous No.15210378]

'sup is dank on fries

[Anonymous No.15210392]

>>15210171
You shouldn't judge ketchup by Heinz.
That's like judging a hamburger by McDonalds.

[Anonymous No.15211749]

>>15210171
>and why is it a default topping for restaurant hamburgers?
Can't remember the last time I bought a burger and it had ketchup on it.
Always seems to be relish or some sort of burger sauce.

[Anonymous No.15212890]

>>15210171
>why do people like things I don't

[Anonymous No.15212908]

who else here mixes 'chup, 'naise, 'cue, and 'anch together to make a super sauce?

[Anonymous No.15212935]

>>15210225
You could say the same but opposite.
Mayo is a disgusting slop of spoiled eggs and oil. Why does is it exist?

[Anonymous No.15212963]

OMG!! Six Aldi's ketchups just flew aover my house! Nothing on flightaware though.

[Anonymous No.15213039]

>>15212908
me

[Anonymous No.15213699]

>>15213039
based

[54m50n !F.YLy27SEw No.15213710]

>>15210171
ketchup is better as an ingredient in other sauces than a standalone sauce by itself.

[Anonymous No.15213959]

>>15212890
Yes, Thats a valid question

[Anonymous No.15214132]

>>15210171
It's perfect for egg sandwiches. But it has no place in a hamburger or anything else if you know what you're doing

[Anonymous No.15214627]

>>15213699
y-you too...

[Anonymous No.15214638]

>>15210171

Tastes delicious on a relatively plain grilled burger, decent on fries, and makes grilled hot dogs edible.

[Anonymous No.15214991]

>>15212935
because eggs and oil taste good and are good for you, unlike red sugar paste

[Orsted !!yRxa6HE2Pao No.15215556]

Ketchup is well established around the entire world for some reason

[Anonymous No.15216041]

>>15213710
I feel like it ruins everything it touches, even lightly as an ingredient. its truly the grossest thing ever made. I really dont understand how anyone in the world can possibly like it. Its actual taste of garbage, not even in a snobby way but thats what it really taste like. Trash can Juice. I feel sick just thinking about it

[Anonymous No.15216085]

>>15210171
Ketchup is fine, not sure why it drives some people insane.

[Anonymous No.15216097]

>>15214991
t. lardass

[Anonymous No.15216118]

>>15216097
nice projecting

[Anonymous No.15216128]

>>15216118
i'm not the lardass who thinks mayo is healthier than ketchup

[Anonymous No.15216152]

>>15216128
that's because it is, less calories = healthier is the logic of someone who needs to lose weight, i.e. a lardass

[Anonymous No.15216159]

>>15216152
>m-muh carbs!
another fatty that felt for the ketomeme kek

[Anonymous No.15216165]

>>15210171
People have created things expressly for the purpose of inflicting pain and discomfort on others. A condiment is the most disgusting thing we've created? Weird.

[Anonymous No.15216171]

>>15216159
carbs are fine, the refined sugar (or corn syrup) in ketchup is not

[Anonymous No.15216178]

>carbs are fine, the refined sugar (or corn syrup) in ketchup is not

[Anonymous No.15216203]

>>15216165
If someone offered me to Drink a cup of ketchup or they would light me on fire I would choose lighting on fire because I wouldnt be able to keep the ketchup down for 1 second anyway

[Anonymous No.15216380]

>>15216178
whoa... so this is the best defense of ketchup you can mustard...

[Anonymous No.15216560]

>>15216380
why yes only lardasses satanize sugar, if you aren't a mentally ill addict you shouldn't have problem with consuming it in moderation.

[Anonymous No.15216618]

>>15216560
that applies to almost everything, shit's only unhealthy when you get too much of it. doesn't change the fact that mayo is more nutritious than ketchup, plus it tastes better, fully obsoleting the condiment.

[Anonymous No.15216639]

>>15216165
>People have created things expressly for the purpose of inflicting pain and discomfort on others

One of those people is Moot and one of those things is 4chan.

[Anonymous No.15216651]

>>15216618
>that applies to almost everything
not ketchup, 100g of it is 20g sugar and 100 calories, rarely consume more than two spoons, not to mention there are sugar free alternatives. Mayo on the other hand is like 100 calories each spoon, and fatties like you don't stop at just one, disgusting shit.
>doesn't change the fact that mayo is more nutritious than ketchup
it's just a shitton of unnecessary calories mostly from crappy vegetable oils, you are much better off with some scrambled eggs or omelette + veggies and a bit of ketchup if you care about nutrition.

[Re No.15216660]

>>15216041

lmfao get a grip of yourself retard. Ketchup comes in handy in certain dishes and other sauces. It's literally just sweet, sour vinegar with some watered down tomato paste. Who the fuck is eating spoons of that shit on it's own

[Anonymous No.15216664]

>>15216660
>Who the fuck is eating spoons of that shit on it's own
that's the lardass mayofag for you

[Anonymous No.15216685]

>>15216651
>more projection
>calories bad
again with the logic of the obese from you, unsurprisingly

[Anonymous No.15216688]

>>15212908
'e

[Anonymous No.15216692]

>>15216685
>unnecessary clalories from shitty oils good
It's a fucking condiment not a meal, and you are putting it on top of more greasy shit for sure since you are a dumbass fatass. Cope pathetic lardass.

[Anonymous No.15216719]

>>15216692
yes yes of course anon but compare that to eating cyanide capsules in a bowl of ketchup for breakfast

[Anonymous No.15216843]

>>15210224
you sound racist brah. You better apologize and get on your knees. Or ant-fag-a will find you and bash you. And they will chant bash a fash as they do.

[Anonymous No.15216846]

>>15210171
you sound like a fag. Go back to the butt sex orgy on red dit.

[Anonymous No.15216848]

>>15216178
i bet she votes libtard

[Anonymous No.15216857]

>>15216651
>calories
Thank you sugar merchant.

[Anonymous No.15216928]

>>15210171
why yes I do eat ketchup sandwiches. Does this trigger you brah?

[Anonymous No.15216934]

>>15216857
i don't even have a sweet tooth, but it baffles me how fatties always blame sugar for their overeating mental illness, it's like going on a crusade against salt just because you are a retard overdoing it to the point of kidney disease

[Anonymous No.15216950]

>Putting a liquid food on a perfectly good solid food
Keep your states of matter separate you disgusting freaks.

[Anonymous No.15216955]

>>15210171
Abandon the modernity-ketchup, return to monkey-garum

[Anonymous No.15216956]

>grabs cold ketchup out of fridge
>squirts out a giant glob
>*braaaaaap*
> “oh yeah the fart noise means it’s good ‘chup”
>covers every bit of meat in the ketchup
> “mmmm can’t enjoy beef without my artificially flavored sugary tomato paste”
>gets ketchup shits
> “hehe my butthole sounds like the ‘chup bottle. Damn I could go for some more ‘chup”

[Anonymous No.15216963]

>>15216950
>he's a dryfag
i'm so sorry

[Anonymous No.15216970]

>>15216934
sugar actually does increase your appetite and is addicting. I am not making any excuses for fatties, but eating sugar will literally make you hungry several hours later.

This is why there is that meme about still being hungry after eating "chinese" "food" because it is literally sugar sauce slop.

[Anonymous No.15217012]

>>15216970
>sugar actually does increase your appetite and is addicting
for a fatty maybe, overdoing sugar is gross in the same way greasy salty shit is, It's "extreme" flavors that are addicting to those, not just sugar.

[Anonymous No.15217019]

>>15216934
I've got bad news. The fat people you describe are smarter than you, despite obesity being correlated with lower intelligence.

Carbs cause overeating. Carbs also lower metabolism. To put it in terms a simpleton who has been brainwashed by Coca-Cola sponsored advertising may understand: carbs raise your "calories in" and lower your "calories out".

>>15217012
Alcohol may only be addictive to alcoholics but nobody goes on water binges. Carbs are an addictive drug despite some people not having problems with addiction. Fats and proteins are not comparable because they aren't addictive.

[Anonymous No.15217027]

>>15217019
>To put it in terms a simpleton

Thanks fren. I would not have understood if you hadn't done that.

Can you also put it in terms an orc would understand for all the orcs out there?

[Anonymous No.15217029]

>>15217019
>Carbs cause overeating
No, your mental illness does.
>To put it in terms a simpleton who has been brainwashed by Coca-Cola
I don't drink soda, dumb greasy lardass.
>carbs raise your "calories in" and lower your "calories out".
Yeah that'd be a problem mayybe if I was mentally ill.
>Carbs are an addictive drug
lol fatty delusion is on another level, keep projecting your mental illness into a basic macronutrient.

[Anonymous No.15217033]

>>15217029
>I don't drink soda

what do you mix your rum or bourbon with then?

[Anonymous No.15217047]

>>15217033
more of a wine/beer person desu

[Anonymous No.15217063]

>>15217029
How would you advise an alcoholic to fix their alcoholism?

>I don't drink soda
LMAO brainlet. Nobody said you did.

Retards (i.e. you) think calories exist because sugar merchants (e.g. Coca-Cola) have spent tremendous amounts of money propagandizing the public. The calorie theory of obesity is not even a legitimate scientific theory. It's literally just a sugar industry advertising campaign.

[Anonymous No.15217065]

>>15210171
>why is it a default topping for restaurant hamburgers
Actually it was always mustard, onion, not ketcup. McDs used to have both, and phased out their mustard topping only in the early 90s.

Tastes change over time, man. I bet ketchup is on the table primarily for topping french fries. What is default on the burger might be mayo more than ketchup or mustard combined, the older you get.

[Anonymous No.15217104]

>>15217063
>How would you advise an alcoholic to fix their alcoholism?
specialized mental health, just like you.
>The calorie theory of obesity is not even a legitimate scientific theory.
said the pseudo-science keto lardass lmao
>It's literally just a sugar industry advertising campaign.
that's fine and all friend but it's time to take responsibility for your eating disorder already, coping this badly isn't good for you ok? good

[Anonymous No.15217115]

>>15217104
The correct intervention for alcoholism is to stop drinking alcohol.

Carbohydrate reduction with ad libitum (unlimited) eating is scientifically proven to be more effective than calorie reduction.

Calorie theory is dead. Its rotting corpse is kept shambling around by the processed food industry, but nothing can bring it back to life at this point.

[Anonymous No.15217131]

>>15217115
whatever you say fatass lardo, i'm not the one with the weight problem lol.

[Anonymous No.15217134]

>>15212908
One of the worst posts I've ever read

[Anonymous No.15217142]

>>15212908
I mix ketchup and mayo to make fry sauce. Barbecue sauce and mayo might be interesting, will have to try that one. Ketchup + Barbecue + Mayo would just have too much going on. Ranch tastes like ass, so it has no place in my kitchen.

[Anonymous No.15217144]

>>15217131
The organ which takes the most energy in the body is the brain. Yours doesn't seem to be functioning correctly due to your suppressed metabolism.

[Anonymous No.15217148]

>>15216857
From the advertising and lobbying arm of the sugar industry.

[Anonymous No.15217154]

This beats your crappy sugary tomatosauce.

[Anonymous No.15217158]

>>15216956
I have never seen an artificially flavored ketchup in my entire life. Most are very simple: tomato, water, sugar, vinegar, spices.

[Anonymous No.15217161]

>>15210171
Agree but tomato sauce is fine

[Anonymous No.15217166]

>>15217063
>The calorie theory of obesity is not even a legitimate scientific theory.
Damn, you’re dumb.

[Anonymous No.15217181]

>>15217166
What's your "scientific nibble"? Eating sugar is scientific because the advertisement says so.

[Anonymous No.15217187]

>>15217144
>all this material to cope on your mental derangement and avoid responibility in being a degenerate fatass with no self-control
Jesus christ this is pathetic beyond level, really you make me sick.
And yeah I highly doubt that woman is in that state because of rice or wheat, staple asian food, it was because of greasy fried shit you stupid fuck.

[Anonymous No.15217208]

>>15217187
>hey want a beer?
No thanks, I don't drink alcohol.
>OMG YOU DON'T HAVE SELF CONTROL?
>I DRINK BEER ALL THE TIME YOU SHOULD HAVE SELF CONTROL LIKE ME
>I JUST CANT IMAGINE NOT DRINKING BEER
>YOU SHOULD HAVE SELF CONTROL LIKE ME AND DRINK BEER FREQUENTLY
Lmao. Nice cope.

[Anonymous No.15217217]

>>15217208
>strawman
Sad, I don't care if you want to be a dumb lardass as a half-assed way to cope with your mental illness, just don't make others fall for your mental illness by pretending fucking rice will make you a degenerate fatass like you.

[Anonymous No.15217230]

>>15217217
Indulging in something shows a lack of self-control. Not indulging shows self-control.

Whatever excuses you make, you're still weak. You're a slave to your desires.

[Anonymous No.15217274]

>>15217181
I don’t give a shit about sugar, but you’re a dumbass who doesn’t know the meaning of “scientific theory”.

[Anonymous No.15217278]

>completely BTFOs ketchup
psh nothin personnel kid

[Anonymous No.15217279]

>>15217274
>nooo you can't just say theory when you're referring to a hypothesis
>you have to be pedantic like me!

[Anonymous No.15217284]

>>15217230
>Indulging in something shows a lack of self-control
Indeed, that's why you should go to mental health instead of indulginging in your obese delusions and fantasies, fatties like make pathetic excuses like these all the time.
>Whatever excuses you make, you're still weak.
Nice projecting.
>You're a slave to your desires.
That's fine by me my desires are pretty decent, certainly better than being a slave to mental problems that turned you into a fucking fatass to the point you didn't even realize it lol. Anyway last post, get help.

[Anonymous No.15217294]

>>15216041
you’re fucking retarded. what about bbq sauce? thousand island? sloppy joes? kys my dude

[Anonymous No.15217328]

>>15217284
Cope harder, carb addict.