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In public: Eww..I don't eat that.
In private: Goes 3 times a week.
Also: pretentious virtue signalling is bad for the country, plus you look like a douche.

>> No.15210018

>>15210011
I don't eat that shit in private either you sick pleb, stop projecting

>> No.15210019

>>15210018
sure you dont

>> No.15210021

I'd sooner shoot myself than go even once weekly.

>> No.15210023

Imagine getting this far into 2020 and still not being able to make a simple burger and fries for yourself at home

>> No.15210028

>>15210021
>>15210023
>i'm holier than thou
>but only in public

>> No.15210031

I haven't had mcdicks since August 8th 2011. I snuck off campus for lunch during freshman year and went because it was close. Disgusting food. Never had it again. Can't believe people put that shit in their body.

>> No.15210032

>>15210011
my god its perfect

>> No.15210035

>>15210019
correct. I do not.

>> No.15210037

>>15210028
I am holier than thou in every aspect of life. You are the lowest form of scum.

>> No.15210044

>>15210028
>anonymous image board
>public
you are a special kind of retard nigger faggot

>> No.15210045

>>15210023
not trying to defend mcdicks but you can't do it in the ninety seconds they're supposed to have it ready for you in the drive-thru for three dollars

>> No.15210054

>>15210045
no drive thru on earth is that speedy and even if it was, it's only because the food is pre-cooked and getting moldy under a heat lamp all day.

>> No.15210059

>>15210037
lol how insecure are you? i project you're some loser virgin who makes himself feel good lying online. my projections are pretty accurate since i'm a psychology major.

>> No.15210064

>>15210044
you know exactly what i meant, you fat virgin :)

>> No.15210067

>>15210031
MSG drugs man its not about the taste its the shakes man withdrawals man

>> No.15210079

>>15210054
if you hit it at the right time it will be and it will even be fresh, but that's an alignment of the stars type deal. I assure you almost every fast food restaurant's goal average drive-thru time is under two and a half minutes, I was once the window wagie and when we had our shit together we could really fucking fly people out of there, one of our best average times over 10am to 4pm was under 100 seconds a car, which is including people coming in off times and asking for shit that takes 4-5 minutes to cook/get together. following the rules, fries sit under a heat lamp for like 8 minutes tops but are garby after like 6, burger patties about the same, fried chicken including nuggies something like 30 minutes but 80% better in the first 10 minutes, etc. they never mass make a hundred burgers like you're imagining because a) they become shit very quickly and b) almost half of orders are customized so having them premade isn't even going to help you

>> No.15210090

>>15210035
I can vouch for him. He's way to busy sucking my dick all the time.

>> No.15210098

>>15210079
I don't want even one single braincell of mine to be wasted on knowing what is or is not the "right time" to get a garbage burger from a shitty chain.
A man's life does not revolve around the schedule of shitty teenagers making shitty burgers. Not even going to read the rest of your post.

>> No.15210120

>>15210044
Yeah who would do that, go into the internet just to lie. Get fucked you goddamn nu-cuck.

>> No.15210123

>>15210067
The only fast food I will eat is Chickfila and that's here and there. Most of it just makes you feel like shit after eating it.

>> No.15210133

>>15210059
I can see why you would project that.

>> No.15210137

>>15210011
2 McBurgers and one McChips is the only fast food i ate all year
and I only done to appease my schizzo brother

>> No.15210139

>>15210011
Is that a fucking mctriple?

>> No.15210155

>>15210011
>shill thread
hidden

>> No.15210176

>>15210011
Projection
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>> No.15210182

>>15210011
I must admit, I do get huge cravings for a sausage egg mcmuffin meal with OJ every now and again. It’s the only thing I just can’t seem to make to the same standard at home. What the fuck is in those mcmuffin patties?

>> No.15210195

>>15210182
Jamal's secret sauce

>> No.15210204

>>15210011
>food analogy
fuck off retard

>> No.15210762

>>15210098
Spent a long time replying to it man

>> No.15210768

>>15210011
Plebfeed for plebs like OP. I don't need to eat that shit, got a good boigah place by me

>> No.15210777

Gotta love how blatant shitpost troll threads like this get so many replies while many actual honest food and cooking threads get drowned out and 404 at 10 replies. This board has to have one of the lowest average IQs for how often you guys fall for such obvious bait.

>> No.15210778

itt autistic retards that don't understand projection and are actually projecting when they reply projection

>> No.15210792

>>15210777
you're the one getting duped the hardest and you're oblivious lol

>> No.15210798

>>15210011
Ok fatty

>> No.15211497

Oishinbo "hamberger" Engsub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zNsQB8FHbk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoywwS0EhKU

>> No.15211680

>>15210011
McDonalds is shitty, it used to be ok because it was cheap and shitty, but now it's expensive and shitty so there is no purpose.

>> No.15211692

>>15210011
I almost never eat mcD but truth be told they're tasty as fuck, too bad they would also make me fat

>> No.15211694

>>15210044
People brag all the time on 4channel, how new are you?

>> No.15211696

>>15210182
>I do get huge cravings for a sausage
heh

>> No.15211706

>>15210011
>In public: Eww..I don't eat that.
>In private: Goes 3 times a week.
>Also: pretentious virtue signalling is bad for the country, plus you look like a douche.
Going to eat fast food 3x a week, yikes! This is either someone that commutes very far from their home, or just is an early riser and likes their coffee and breakfast.
If not, it's an intellectually lazy and overall lazy person who doesn't understand their food is not only as faster, but far tastier. If you can actually afford food that isn't on a dollar menu at this time in your life, then you should make it yourself dummy. Fast food companies have spent thousands if not millions on research and tricks to make their food salty enough, tasty enough and marketed to death to be craveable, but tossing some yukon gold wedges through your fingers in some olive oil and herbs, and baking them on a cookie sheet is stupid easy, cheaper and far more golden and delicious. Throw some BBQ rubbed country style ribs or boneless chops on the sheet pan, and bam, there's your mcrib. That's baking while you're showering off your grime from your day and relaxing at home and safely eating your food, making a beverage, etc. If you aren't driving through because it's another 1.5 hours commute and no restaurants are open? Ugh. Pack an apple and try to wait til you get home, or at least have some good leftovers you can microwave to cut your prep time down.

I haven't been to a single restaurant since March. I do miss them, but heck, not enough to risk my life or lives of people I love. You must be fatass if you can't feed yourself enough to play russian roulette with your life every time you need a bite of food. Geesh

>> No.15211719

I used to work at McDonald's, and I was surprised at the number of customers who told me---while standing in line at McDonald's---that they "never" go there, and this time was just special (lack of time, on the road, etc.)

>> No.15211727

>>15211719
who the fuck talks to mcdonalds employees, i just tell you my order and wait for it

Micky D is pretty good when youre lazy to cook

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>>15210011

>> No.15212113

>>15212049
Damn, if bear was in mcdonalds burgers I might actually eat them.

>> No.15212137

>>15210011
imagine eating mcds at all

>> No.15212276

>>15210011
triple cheeseburger is a bit much...for me, it's the double cheeseburger

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>>15212113
>>15210011

>> No.15213004

>>15210054
>>15210045
>>15210023
the thing with mcdonalds burgers is, they don't taste like burgers, they taste like mcdonalds burgers
I make burgers at home plenty of times, also had many at a whole lot of restaurants, all of which taste a bit similar, since they all use actual beef and real ingredients
mcdonalds on the other hand is impossible to replicate

>> No.15213346

>>15210011
Hahaha little food cuck’s mad that people are making fun of his favorite global brand for the shitty quality.

Awwwww.

>> No.15213354

>>15210011
I'm gonna try the breakfast options for the first time tomorrow

>> No.15213360

Humans are flawed assholes

>> No.15213373
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>>15210011
The only flavors you'll ever taste at McDonalds are
>salt
>sugar
>fat
These three things are genetically appealing to all humans, we're hardwired to crave these things. People who say McDonalds food tastes "bad" are lying, you can stick your nose up at the preservatives and low quality all you want, but you're lying if you say it TASTES "bad".

>> No.15213383

>>15213373
Why don't grab a handful of lard and throw sugar and salt on top of it and tell me that tastes like a mcgriddle to you. Fucking retard

>> No.15213388

>>15210011
I have had McDonalds exactly once in the past 18 years, and it was because I had gift cards. I went and bought a couple orders of cheesesticks as a snack and they were somehow worse than cheapshit frozen cheesesticks. That was around two years ago and I haven't gone back since.

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>>15213383
Well that does taste good soo...

>> No.15213418

>>15210011
I prefer other burgers joints : cheaper, tastier, and less of a fucking hassle with covid.
They're always a line for the click & collect in my nearest McDonald's. I'm not waiting to pick up food.
McDonald's isn't disgusting by any means, but they progressively remove the things I like and replace it with overpriced garbage (I'm in France btw)
Also I worked at this particular McDonald's joint and left without notice, so I don't really feel like going back

>> No.15213425

>>15213383
>that special ed CHUD who found 4chan
Get lost faggot

>> No.15213641

>>15210011
lol that projection OP

>> No.15213689

>>15210079
>>15210762
I appreciated the details anon :)

>> No.15213861

>OP: Im addicted to fast food so everyone else must be too, but just lying about it!

Also who publicly denounces fast food? Just say you have it every now and then.

>> No.15213867

>>15212049
It doesnt matter if hes fat though. What put us at the top was human intelligence and reason. The creation of tools and then firearms gave us dominion over the animal kingdom. At that point you didn't need to be some fit hunter gatherer.

>> No.15213894

I have no problem discussing fast food. I also cook my own meals 10-15 times a week. The only people I know who bitch about chain restaurants eat canned food, ramen and gas station shit.

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15213952

My guilty pleasure is gas station hamburgers...is that better or worse?

>> No.15213964

MOTHER FUCKERS I BOUGHT A CHEESEBURGER AND TWO HOT N SPICY WHEN I GOT HOME THERE WAS ONLY ONE HOT N SPICY FUCK YOU

>> No.15214024

>>15213004
>impossible to replicate
you need human meat to get that mcds taste

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>>15210098
McDonalds represents everything great about America. It’s iconic. It’s massively successful. It defines the industry. It transcends cultures and borders.
Eurocucks may seethe at it and make spurious claims about it’s nutritional quality but at the end of the day, when things are going bad in their lives and they find themselves weak, where do they end up?
Right there beneath the Golden Arches trying to decide whether they want ranch or sweet and sour with their McNuggets that they will eat, in shame, as they cry about their utter helplessness in the face of American excellence.

>> No.15214068

>>15210123
I like chick fil a flavor wise but no fast food makes me feel worse after eating it.

>> No.15214086

>>15211706
>tossing some yukon gold wedges through your fingers in some olive oil and herbs, and baking them on a cookie sheet
Shitty hipster potatoes with shitty hipster oil

>> No.15214104

>>15213388
>went and bought a couple orders of cheesesticks
What I the flying fuck?

>> No.15214110

>>15213952
More based but also worse

>> No.15214111

>>15214104
I like cheesesticks and McDonalds was promoting the fact that they had added cheesesticks to their sides pretty heavily, so I went "fuck it, surely nobody can fuck up cheesesticks, right?" and I was wrong.

>> No.15214125

>>15210011
I go there occasionally, I work 10 and 12 hour days after all. However, I try to avoid it because I know there are better options.