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15206731 No.15206731 [Reply] [Original]

How can you be a fast food reviewer if you HATE mayo?
Its one of the main components of 80% of all fast food.
This little nigga dont even like salad dressing .
Not ranch, not vinaigrette, not blue cheese , not nothing.

>> No.15206757

>>15206731
Isn't he like 30 by now? He has 3 kids and a wife.

>> No.15206761

>>15206731
super cute ma

>> No.15206768
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15206768

THAT'S MA'AM TO YA

>> No.15206796

>>15206757
He's gay and is a well known twink at his local gay bar.

>> No.15206797

>>15206768
Did he really do this? They were saying something about it on /lgbt.

>> No.15206895

>>15206731

he cute

>> No.15206953

>>15206731
Did he was a virgin when this was taken?

>> No.15206994

>>15206768
Would.

>> No.15207015

>>15206731
he's a fucking child who eats nothing but fast food. I don't understand why people on 4chan like him. it's so fucking stupid that people like him. what is wrong with you people?

>> No.15207078
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15207078

>>15207015
I am allowed to like things that you hate

>> No.15207102

>>15207015
Who do you think this board consists of?

>> No.15207115

>>15207078
>I am allowed
no you will be judged and judged harshly.

>> No.15207148

>Mayonnaise bad
>Aioli goof

>> No.15207197

>>15207078
why would you make brownies in a lasagna pan?

>> No.15207603

>>15207197
How on earth could you make lasag.... dear god, thats genious

>> No.15207633

>>15207015
He only reviews fast food, it's not the only thing he eats.

>> No.15207637

I'd bang his mother

>> No.15207655

>>15206731
I love reviewbrah like a little brother, but him hating mayo is something I would relentlessly bully him about irl until he stopped being a little bitch about it if I was in his life.

>> No.15207753

>>15206731
In the old days it was cheese, mayo and salad dressing and burgers was really good back then but then i got overweight.

So around 5 years ago i skipped mayo, cheese and salad dressing and switched to ketchup/chilisauce/mustard/vinaigrette salad and now i have got used to that taste and i think burgers tastes best when leaner.

I guess if i eat mayo/cheese/salad dressing for a few months i think that will start to taste best :D

>> No.15207790

>>15206797
Join the cooking trans. We love you

>> No.15208099

>>15207753
I would much rather skip the fries than the mayo

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15208474

OP should have put this link in his post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aAAjqv4gRQ

He pretty much admits he has a lot of autistic food hangups

>> No.15208481 [DELETED] 

>>15206731
His mom is definitely autistic as well. Mannerism are telling.

>> No.15208611

>>15206731
His mom is very cute.

>> No.15208623

>>15208611
apparently she is single and likes younger men

>> No.15208706

>>15208474
who is dude in photo?

>> No.15208738

>>15206731
only fat fucks like mayo. prove me wrong. i don't mind it on sandwiches, but you morons drown it in that crap

>> No.15208741

>>15206731
>a fast food reviewer
WTF? Do Americans really?

>> No.15208746

>>15208706

Thats Chad McGrabbington

>> No.15208894

>>15206731
shit his moms hot

>> No.15208903
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15208903

>>15207015
>he's a fucking child who eats nothing but fast food. I don't understand why people on 4chan like him. it's so fucking stupid that people like him. what is wrong with you people?

>> No.15208905

>>15208706
Donald Trump Jr

>> No.15208910

>>15207655
>YOU HAVE TO LIKE WHAT I LIKR
Figures that /ck/ is full of whiny children

>> No.15208920

>>15208910
I hear what you are saying anon but its not ok to be a picky eater. If you think mayo is "gross" that is a character flaw and the people that love you need to help you correct it.

>> No.15208941

>>15208706
me

>> No.15209137

>>15208905
Like father, like son ;)

>> No.15209220

>>15208474
Look at the size of her upper arm in that photo.
She has kind of a weird shape for a movie star

>> No.15209251

>>15208474
why is her one tit completely flat?

>> No.15209277

>>15206797
you are trolling. nobody is this retarded

>> No.15209327

>>15209251
Its a sign of arousal.
She clearly wants the d

>> No.15209621
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15209621

>>15207015
I mean his autism is off the charts. Is it really surprising people of the internet identify with him?

>> No.15210071

>>15209621
I assume the only people who might identify with him are total autists. great job with the picture you chose with your post. I think you did a great job. I hope you do well in life

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>>15210071
>>15209621
Are all autists afraid of mayo?

>> No.15210627

>>15207603
reddit

>> No.15210634

>>15210627
??

>> No.15212002

>>15208894
i would treat her so good and never bees mean to her...

>> No.15212023

mayo is trash and reviewbrah is right and based

>> No.15212040

Imagine giving a shit about food reviews

>> No.15212069
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15212069

>>15212023
And if I were to punch you in the face for saying stupid shit like that, it would be ME that gets in trouble !

This fucking country has gone right down the goddamn shitpipe

>> No.15212099

>>15212040
I don't really get his appeal personally but I don't think people actually watch him for the food reviewing.

>> No.15212241

>>15212069
seethe

>> No.15212282

>>15208920
I don't understand how not liking something is a character flaw. All tongues are different in many ways. Being a picky eater could be classed as a character flaw, if said picky eater is really picky about things and refuses to try it. I don't like sprouts, they taste like shit but I'll still eat them if they're on the plate.

>> No.15212343

>>15212282
>All tongues are different in many ways
false.
The only exception is for chemical perception .
You get to not like cilantro and thats not your fault.
If you are grossed out by certain textures, thats a character flaw and you need to harden the fuck up

>> No.15212349

>>15206731
his mom is so cute

>> No.15212353

>>15208099
Good point, i will look into that :D

Yepp fries have a lot of calories, you think you know what you are doing but just one comment tips it all over, thanks again :D

>> No.15212390

>>15210634
I think he was referring to your typing style and phrasing. It sounded like a typical reddit response, I agree.

>> No.15212622

>>15212390
it was a joke anon

>> No.15212672

>>15207078
just use a muffin/cupcake pan

>> No.15212759

his ma looks exactly like him LMAO
so all u saying cute ma, you also think reviewbrah is cute

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>>15212759
Nobody here is going to deny that, faggot

>> No.15212784

>>15212774
haha but arent most of you boys haha

>> No.15212843

>>15212784
Would you kiss your stepbro lol

>> No.15212925

>>15212343
>The only exception is for chemical perception
That's sort of what I was trying to say. You can't taste something then be at fault for not liking it. It's brain and chemical stuff that isn't fully in our control that makes decisions over food. Some things you don't like because evolution may have decided it over years, like a certain berry that is god awful and also poisons you.
>If you are grossed out by certain textures, thats a character flaw
I was talking more about taste than texture, but texture could also play a part. I love peanut butter, but I hate the texture. It gets stuck all in your mouth and on your teeth and it's annoying. I wouldn't call that a flaw because it's more just a nuisance.

>> No.15212941

Like a poor version of Jodie Foster.

>> No.15212942

>>15206768
Delet

>> No.15213102

>>15212925
>but I hate the texture
You need to work on yourself

>> No.15213189

>>15206731
Nice smile really can work wonders.

>> No.15213249

>>15213189
She need to work those wonder on my knob

>> No.15213293

>>15213102
You're not making sense, how can not liking a texture define that as a flaw? When I said hate did you think I meant hate like hating niggers? Or hate as another word for dislike? Do you expect everyone to eat all food and enjoy it without complaining?

>> No.15213349

>>15213293
>without complaining?
You are goddamn right.
Faggots complaining aboot texture should get the rope

>> No.15213369

>>15206731
His mom is very pretty. Like the ideal older woman you want to seduce you in your late teens/early 20s

>> No.15213387

>>15206731
>How can you be a fast food reviewer if you HATE mayo?
>Its one of the main components of 80% of all fast food.

Not really, Wendy's puts mayo on all of their burgers, McDonalds doesn't put mayo on any of their burgers, only the McChicken has mayo. And Burger King is split down the middle, Whopper and Whopper Jrs have mayo but their other burgers have mustard and ketchup,

>> No.15213405

>>15213349
>Faggots complaining aboot texture should get the rope
That sounds like a character flaw itself to me. And you're a faggot for complaining about peoples tastes. You still aren't making sense

>> No.15213455

>>15206731
>that cheeky lipbite from mommy
HNNG

>> No.15213563

>>15206731
That white chemical slop they put on fast food in the US bears no resemblance to mayonnaise whatsoever.

>> No.15213575

>>15213387
Special Sauce is 90% mayo.

>> No.15213577

>>15213563
Yeah it does, faggot small dick.

>> No.15213832

>>15207015
CAUSE HES A HECKIN BASEDARINO REVIEWBRAH!

>> No.15213937

>>15207015

I remember finding him waaay back in the day before he blew up for some reason. And it was just really funny to see some weird kid reviewing pizza in a suit.

He use to have videos up where he talked about getting bullied at school. But those are gone now.

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>>15207015
W-w-what the fuck did you just say about review brah

>> No.15214837

SEAT SNIFFING CREW REPRESENT

>> No.15214881

>>15206731
>vinaigrette
>mayo

>> No.15215451

>>15210071
thanks mate same to you

>> No.15215471

>>15206731
Do you think he was abused by his parents? I don't think he lives with them. Gimme the lore.

>> No.15215514

>>15206731
I knew a dude in hs who was deathly afraid of/disgusted by mustard. we'd fuck with him by putting packets of mustard from lunch in his seats n shit. Threw a dozen in his backpack one time, when he got to his next class and saw the dude legit screamed and threw his backpack across the room.

apparently he got hazed on the wrestling team and they held him down and squirted an entire bottle of french's yellow mustard up his asshole.

>> No.15215528

>>15206731
Daym Drops doesn't like lettuce and tomato.

>> No.15215542

>>15215514
Lmao the same thing happened to me except they put this sticky mayo stuff up my asshole.

>> No.15215564

>>15215542
I don't think that was mayo anon...

>> No.15215632

>>15206731
I wonder if he is related to Featureman.

>> No.15215646

>>15206731
his mom is pretty :DDD

>> No.15215690

>>15206731
based raw vegetables

>> No.15215730

>>15206731
I love mayo but I scrape that shit off when it's served to me. If I didn't put the mayo on the burger/sandwich then I don't want it

>> No.15217138

>>15215730
Weirdo

>> No.15217172

>>15207078
This is kinda genius

>> No.15217295

>>15217172
No it isn't, you lose some brownie because of the shape. You could easily have another brownie portion in there.

>> No.15217309

>>15217295
What the fuck do you mean you "lose some brownie"?? Where did the excess brownie mix disappear to? I'll get the same amount of brownies end of the day when i'm done baking the rest of the mix.

>> No.15217326

>>15217295
>you lose some brownie because of the shape.
Lmao

>> No.15217353

>>15217295
Every day I see something that reminds me why I return to this shithole of a site.

>> No.15217689

>>15217309
The shape takes away enough space to have another brownie portion in there, which means less brownies per batch. You're losing space not brownie mix, I said you lose a brownie, but it's because of the space. You should be thinking of baking least you can for a batch

>> No.15217934

>>15217689
>I said you lose a brownie
but you dont

>> No.15217985

>>15217934
You do because of the shape. You can fit a bit more mix into a normal tray and the line things get in the way

>> No.15217993

>>15217934
based
>>15217985
retard

>> No.15218002

>>15217295

The same amount of brownie mix will fit in that tray.

>> No.15218005

>>15217295
>>15217689
based retard

>> No.15218271

>>15218002
Yeah but you'll end up with a bit bigger but one few lost. In another tray it spreads more but rises less. So you get slight smaller brownies but more portions. No matter what those lines still remove some space in the tray, they're not see through.

>> No.15218307

>>15207015
>he's a fucking child who eats nothing but fast food.
>I don't understand why people on 4chan like him.

>> No.15218631

>>15217689
>I said you lose a brownie, but it's because of the space.
Ok I think I follow you, but where does this brownie go?

>> No.15218743

>>15207078
>Only makes the worst part of the brownie
What did they mean by this?

>> No.15218809

>>15218743
Edges and corners are the best part of the brownie anon

>> No.15219131

>>15218809
probably a woman

>> No.15219147

>>15217295
It's the same amount of brownie

>> No.15219181

>>15218809
Edges are good but corners suck. Especially since I eat brownies refrigerator cold, the corners get too hard and dried out.

>> No.15219592

>>15219147
No anon, one will always be missing. Look at the shape of the pan

>> No.15219594

>>15218809
Wrong. The gooey middle ones are superior in every way.

>> No.15219975

>>15219592
I think what the other guy was getting at was the whole less is more thing. Like chips for example. Take a potato and chop into 5-6 chips. You could make 10 chips out of the same potato by cutting each one smaller or chopping the potato another way. Then it looks like there's more chips to anyone who's johned the wiser.

>> No.15220162

>>15219594
False

>> No.15220197

>>15219181
Corners are bestest. Eat your brownies fresh you scrub.

>> No.15220329

>>15219975
>Then it looks like there's more chips to anyone who's johned the wiser.
wut

>> No.15220545

>>15207015
He is sexy, that's why

>> No.15220807

>>15220329
It's a visual thing. People see more chips and assume the chefs put a good portion on, five chips might not look as good. They don't know it's the same potato you use.

>> No.15220902

>>15220807
>johned the wiser
Is the bit I cant wrap my head around

>> No.15220961

>>15220902
It's that saying thing. "I switched mayo with low fat mayo and disguised it as regular mayo, they'll be johned the wiser hahaha." That type of example

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>>15220961
>johned the wiser

>> No.15221122

>>15220961
Do you mean none the wiser?

>> No.15221179

>>15220961
Are you the same anon that posted about his hammy down pasta maker that he got from his gran?

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15221370

>>15220961
Holy fucking kjek

>> No.15221408

>>15206731
is that his wife?

>> No.15223273

>>15221408
That's him mom pervert

>> No.15223310

>>15219975
Allow me to help, anon. You've caused some confusion.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/none_the_wiser

>> No.15223423

>>15223310
Yes, but johnny though as well

>> No.15223715

>>15208474
Kek no one clicked your link

>> No.15223731

>>15207015
>he's a fucking child who eats nothing but fast food.
>I don't understand why people on 4chan like him.
Really dude

>> No.15224429

>>15223731
Yes really

>> No.15224438

>>15224429
A ton of people here are underage and spam constant fast food threads. It's not a shocker that /ck/ and 4chan as a whole likes him

>> No.15224660

>>15224438
Most anons here are over 30

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15225589

>>15224660
no

>> No.15225595

>>15225589
Older yes, but to be more accurate its at least 25+

>> No.15225619

>>15212622
go back

>> No.15225659

>>15220961
Now THAT will get two birds stoned at once.

>> No.15225769

>>15224660
i'm 30 what do i win?

>> No.15225778

>>15220961
u iight

>> No.15226750

>>15225769
Back pain and despair

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15226835

>>15208474
>dips Oreo's in water

>> No.15227016

>>15226835
Not as retarded as not liking mayo on a burger . I still cant stop being mad about that . I feel I was duped

>> No.15227092

>>15207015
He's a completely innocent guy who unabashedly stays true to himself. He wears old-fashioned clothing and reviews fast food, and he has a wholesome sense of humor. He genuinely seems like a very nice guy who wants to bring joy to people. No need to hate.

>> No.15229139

How is he so based?

>> No.15229153

>>15227092
You will never be a woman.

>> No.15229159

>>15206796
You would know

>> No.15229162

>>15207115
But your opinion is less than worthless. Your anger is amusing

>> No.15229463

I don't understand mayonnaise haters
it's just vinegar and fat that's been emulsified so it won't soak into other ingredients
it's so basic it's not even a sauce, it's just an ingredient. Saying you hate mayo is like saying you hate flour.

>> No.15229754

>>15229463
And egg, some people don't like egg. Some people might not like vinegar either so it's combo shitty for them. Mayo is still shit though, only decent with tuna.

>> No.15229760

>>15229754
>some people don't like egg
Pretty sure you meant to say, some "faggots" dont like egg .

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15230098

What if we fixed reviewbrah up with greta?

>> No.15230108

>>15229463
people tend to overuse it. i don't mind a little bit. but there's nothing more disgusting than a fat person drowning something in mayo

>> No.15230304

>>15230108
FUCK YOU