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15204554 No.15204554[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>mom brings home red robin for dinner
>for some reason, she gets my burger with eggs, bacon, sauteed mushrooms, and avocadoes on it
>have to use a giant-ass toothpick to hold it together when taking a bite
>stab myself in the chin

>> No.15204676

Red Robbin is yummy

>> No.15204678

>>15204554
Retard

>> No.15204714
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15204714

>they removed the fucking peppercorn burger
literally never eating there again unless it comes back after covid

>> No.15204802

>not wearing your toothpick guard when you eat
you deserve all the suffering retarded anon

>> No.15205517

>someone literally brings you food
>its gourmet shit too
>you complain because youre retarded
fuck you

>> No.15205533

Take smaller bites you caveman

>> No.15205535

>>15204554
I ate a double cheeseburger there and got extremely bad gas and diarrhea.

>> No.15205542

>>15204554
I'm starting to think the meme about americans not being able to use knife and fork to eat isn't just a meme after all

>> No.15205545

>>15205535
as opposed to good gas and diarrhea?

>> No.15205563
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>>15204554
It's labor and cost free food you autistic toad poster. You want it different? You can pretty much shove anything in a good bun and call it a burger.

>> No.15205568

Your mom is my mom now

>> No.15205571

>>15205563
>that webm

How terrifying.

>> No.15205581
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15205581

>>15205571
No, this is terrifying. Look at this poor form.

>> No.15205590

>>15204714
It was inevitable. Theyve been trimming their regular burger menu and replacing it with their "gourmet" burgers for years. Anything that resembles a TGI Fridays meal is on the chopping block.

>> No.15205601

>>15205581
This is gore.

>> No.15205608
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>>15205601
I feel like firearms safety courses aren't required at all, but burger holding is. Maybe it's an issue of simple mechanics? Or basic rights? Both should be common sense though yet most people these days cannot figure out the burger.

>> No.15205660

>>15204554
You're cute OP. You would make an adorable airheaded househusband.

>> No.15205665

>>15205608
>not using a fork and knife

>> No.15205672

>>15205608
Best method is one handed.

>> No.15205688
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>>15205672
Only works for tiny burgers or sliders. Realistically though, it's meant for sandwiches. I mean stable sandwiches: tea sandwiches, club sandwiches, blt, etc.

>> No.15205690

>>15204676
Red robin has been bad for at least 10 years now.

>> No.15205693

>>15205672
This and while driving. That's what burger wrappers are for.

>> No.15205697

>>15205688
Wrong.

>> No.15205756

>>15205563
This is the weirdest food porn I've ever seen.

>> No.15205760

>>15205672
Only if you're a pervert.

>> No.15205767
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>>15205608
Eh, I liked it enough to screencap. You earned it.