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Let's say you were deepthroating a standard fork and accidentally swallowed it. Could it pass through your system or would you need surgery? The handle was the end that went first.

Asking for a friend ten minutes ago.

>> No.15198885

you would need surgery

>> No.15198889

yeah that aint passing.
But fun fact your ass sphincter can expand larger than your throat.

>> No.15198890
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15198890

I don't have healthcare.

>> No.15198892

Impossible to swallow a fork by accident

>> No.15198919

>>15198892
I was testing my gag reflex. I called 911 and they're on their way. I think I'm going to be sick.

>> No.15198944

>>15198885
Imagine a fork going through your intestines and perforating it the whole way through until it eventually gets stuck.

>> No.15198951

>>15198919
Post proof

>> No.15198954
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15198954

>>15198875
>A 24 year old man swallowed a fork. This is how his organs shut down.

>> No.15199121

>>15198954
Forkema, -ema meaning presence in blood

>> No.15199192

>>15199121
-emia you uneducated scum

>> No.15199197

>>15198951
This.
You already have to go to the hospital. Eat another fork and film it for us.

>> No.15199206

>>15199192
gimme a break I'm fucking tired

>> No.15199211

you accidentally a whole fork?

>> No.15199233

>>15198875
have you tried hanging upside down?

>> No.15199518

>>15198875
this would be very very bad.

>> No.15199792

>>15198875
>Could it pass through your system
It would be extremely painful

>> No.15199801

Sounds like OP really forked up

>> No.15199804

>>15198875
Proof?

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15200426

>sounds like OP reached a fork in the throat

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15200434

>i guess OP is running out of tine
>i guess OP won't be spooning with anyone tonight
>he really forked up

>> No.15200442

>>15198875
>standard fork
go to the hospital you retard
how the fuck did you manage to swallow a fork

>> No.15200464

>>15198954
kek read it in his voice

>> No.15200497

>>15198890
oh no

>> No.15200503

>>15198875
I don't think I've heard of instances of objects being accidentally swallowed that didn't eventually need surgery. Even ballpoint pens can stay in you for years without passing through natural means.

>> No.15200506

>>15198875
>Let's say you were deepthroating a standard fork and accidentally swallowed it.
Honestly, when a post starts out with something like this, you know you're in for a good time.

>> No.15200518

>>15198892
Not if you're brave (and stupid) enough.

>> No.15200534

Should go to hospital immediately.
I swallowed the end off one of these when I was small. Blocked intestine and had to be surgically removed.

>> No.15200541

>>15200503
Pretty much anything bigger than a quarter needs surgery. Otherwise you get intestinal blocking or worse pierced walls and sepsis

>> No.15200549

>>15200426
Carlos!