/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15189595]

ITT: Food industry workers tell their horror stories

[Anonymous No.15189602]

>>15189595
I'm black and we always spit in white people's too.

[Anonymous No.15189607]

>>15189595
>worked at maccas
>served human meat

[Anonymous No.15189614]

>>15189595
After my shift at a&ws i went on /ck/ and found this gay faggot thread. It was horrible

[Anonymous No.15189638]

>>15189602
>order number 1365 in drive thru
>yeah dat gotta be whitey
Do /pol/tards really?

[Anonymous No.15189644]

>>15189607
I mean, we're basically indiscernible from Pork. Though seriously, why? the price per pound is so much higher for human meat.

[Anonymous No.15189651]

>>15189638
Lying to protect others? Spiritually weak.

[Anonymous No.15189755]

>>15189602
I don't blame you honestly, considering our racism.

[Anonymous No.15189804]

>>15189595
I saw a lot of disgusting things working at different pizza places. Once I was making a hawaiian pizza and found of there were maggots in the bottom of a bin of ham we'd been using all shift. It turned out everyone had just been refilling it whenever it was getting empty and not changing the bin for days, same thing would often happen with big bins of cheese that would be going bad on the bottom.

[bappo No.15189844]

>>15189595
>be me
>mcdonalds worker
>deal with manager doing sketchy ass shit like deep frying old meat and using rancid oils
>one day he tests me by scraping dust off the walls and crushing it into a burger
>i stay silent
>he decides im a reliably quiet worker and sends me off to a neighboring branch as a promotion
>i see progressively terrible shit going on but stay silent
>pay is just good enough that i can ignore rats and cockroaches
>one day new manager takes me to the back room
>shows me the truth
>mcdonald burgers are actually made out of little kids
>ronald mcdonald kidnaps them and bribes the with toys, leading away to a secret room where they are fillet'd
>am horrified but keep my mouth shut
>eventually fired and forced to sigh a NDA about it when manager sees i am bothered

nowadays, its difficult for me to eat a mcBorgar without feeling guilty. whatever. little kids taste good idc

[Anonymous No.15190109]

>>15189595
Are you familiar with the Hash Slinging Slasher?

[Anonymous No.15190110]

>>15189844
>>15189595
I was debating about whether or not to tell this story because a greentext of it would end up being more than 1 post to tell, but I worked at a McDonalds for a very short time and it was truly one of the most disgusting decripit buildings I have ever been in. We where told to never drain the deep fries because "cleaning them wastes time", the sanatizer rags where never cleaned, there where mountains of dead cockroaches swept behind trash cans and booths, and other various similar issues. I ended up quiting after some guy came in and ordered over 50 different items at once and I had to stay late. The location ended up getting shut down due to "numerous health code violations" and they ended up destroying the entire building. I think it reopened but it still is probably just as shit. I There are better jobs out there that pay just as shitty, and I haven't been in a McDonald's since then.

[Anonymous No.15190117]

>>15190110
btw the 50+ order was
>10 McChickens
>10 Quarter Pounders
>10 Big Macs
>32 Apple Pies
>8 large Fantas (American size large btw so these are massive)
>8 large fries

and of course this dude ended up dropping all 8 of his large fantas on the floor and I had to mop it all up. I don't think the floor was ever the same though.

[Anonymous No.15190119]

>>15189602
we know that's why we raped africa and then enslaved you

[Anonymous No.15190128]

>>15189844
>be me
Who else would you be you fucking moron?

[Anonymous No.15190139]

>>15190117
>>10 McChickens
>>10 Quarter Pounders
>>10 Big Macs
>>32 Apple Pies
>>8 large Fantas (American size large btw so these are massive)
>>8 large fries
>and of course this dude ended up dropping all 8 of his large fantas on the floor and I had to mop it all up. I don't think the floor was ever the same though.
The last 20 years I have been ashamed to be an American 99% of the time. This is the 1% I live for. That man is a trooper.

[Anonymous No.15190140]

>>15189595
Why bother? Everyone will just accuse me of lying even though I'll probably tell the most benign story imaginable.

[Anonymous No.15190178]

>>15190140
Yeah I'm calling bullshit on this.

[Anonymous No.15190222]

>>15190109
No.

[Anonymous No.15190225]

I worked at a mcdolans for almost 2 years and quiznos for 1. Only gross things were
>people wiping nose and not washing hands
>lots of no hand washing
>our store wasnt changing oil as much as they should
>using buns that fell on the floor
>putting new stickers on things that were supposed to be thrown out
There was spit a few times but it was never indiscriminate or at random. It was always because of some kind of fight where a customer was being mean

[Anonymous No.15190230]

Get sauce on the side at BDubs. Big plastic buckets to sauce wings and they are not cleaned until closing. 16 hours could be possible if early lunch rush and Sat.night.

Nothing fresh except bone-in chicken wings, veg, and beef. Everything else is prepackaged frozen junk.

The worst part is the smell. You will smell like fucking fried chicken wings and it gets old fast. May need two wash cycles to get it fully out of your clothes and you can't recycle that shit like standard BoH positions that aren't chicken or fish fry cook.

[Anonymous No.15190244]

>>15189595
Just tonight I had a homeless woman try to do a walk up. My manager said it was cool and she paid her food and left. Less than 5 minutes later she walks back up and starts hollering some dude named "bean" and kermit the pissing frog was in the kitchen spitting in her food and we were laundering money and that cryptocurrency is a scam. My manager refunded her and she walked off saying she was going to report us to the FBI
>inb4 fake and gay
I have no evidence but it happened. Seriously, don't do drugs kids.

[Anonymous No.15190266]

>>15189644
Yeah I always thought that was funny for these kinds of stories. Human meat is unviable for a shit load of reasons outside of some weird morbid curiosity.
I'd imagine even then 95% of the claimed places that were selling it in third world shit hole were just selling other meat anyways.

[Anonymous No.15190275]

>>15190117
>>32 Apple Pies
They don't even taste good.
The rest is at least understandable if he was buying for a large group of friends. Still kind of a dick move it was so late though.

[Anonymous No.15190292]

>>15190230
why is it always some crazy lady ive never had to deal with a crazy guy while working

[Anonymous No.15190294]

>>15190292
shit i fucked up meant for >>15190244

[Anonymous No.15190321]

>>15190294
Had another druggie walk in when I was working at a different maccas. Was getting breakfast off shift and he stopped me outside and held out a handfull of coins saying to take one. I did and he said another so I did. He looked at me and asked if I was fucking deaf. He said follow me and went inside, so I followed to help if he tried something dumb with my coworkers since it was all women at the time. He started going off to the front counter lady about how saddam houssein was hiding out in Houston still alive and 5g was a mind control device, on and on. After I asked the lady if she wanted me to call police, he mumbled more and finally trudged off. I posted this story here before

[Anonymous No.15190466]

>>15190244
Your manager is a good dude. Also I just farded

[Anonymous No.15190499]

>>15190128
>be you
>absolutely buttblasted

[Anonymous No.15190508]

>>15190321
Based /x/ poster visits /ck/ mcdonalds

[Anonymous No.15190580]

>>15190292
because women can get away with it, basically
a guy with a "crazy lady" attitude would get the shit beaten out of him at some point

[Anonymous No.15190646]

>>15189595
Working at Logan's for a week made me realize that you will never have actually clean dishes at a restaurant. I thought I was moving up after working at a small locally owned bar for a few years but it turns out the hygiene standards fucking plummeted. Dishwashing at bigger places really just means "make it look clean".

[Anonymous No.15190683]

I had to follow extremely simple step by step instructions given to me requiring zero critical thought and be nice to customers even if they weren't nice to me
It was the hardest thing in the world and I should have been paid as much as an engineer

[Anonymous No.15190688]

>>15189602
On behalf of all white people we apologize and know we deserve it
Black is beautiful

[Anonymous No.15191204]

>>15190230
Kek. You were walkingnigger-bait

[Anonymous No.15191209]

>>15189602
if it's any consolation our white wives love bbc.

[Anonymous No.15191216]

>>15189602
This is why if I see niggers work at a fast food restaurant, I just won't eat there. Not only are they incapable of completing menial tasks such as constructing a proper burger, but they oversauce everything because their iow IQ brains cannot comprehend flavors and how a mixture of them all come together. Ever since then, my fast food experiences have been much better.

Oh, that and teenagers too. Teenagers are fucking retarded and cant do anything right.

[Anonymous No.15191225]

>>15189602
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.15191229]

>>15189602
Based

[Anonymous No.15191230]

>>15190139

I wonder

[Anonymous No.15191236]

>>15190466
How stinky

[Anonymous No.15191276]

>>15190230
>May need two wash cycles to get it fully out of your clothes

Lestoil. You're welcome. As are any other people reading who work with oil, like diesel mechanics.

[Anonymous No.15191301]

I worked at a local pizza chain in rural West Virginia for a time. The management would let the parmesan sit so long it would mold to a ridiculous degree before swapping it out because they didnt want to unload the gigantic sacks it came in from the truck.
Carbonized dough was routinely left on deep dish pans because the pill junkies working the place absolutely refused to wash dishes properly.
The felons in management would shake down new drivers for their tips.

[Anonymous No.15191309]

>>15190266
that's why they only do it every few years with the McRib, i thought this was common knowledge.

[Anonymous No.15191346]

>>15190321
>>15189602
You built this country, the least we can do is make sure you and your relatives never have to work for the rest of eternity
You should be allowed to spit on white customers, not just their food

[Anonymous No.15191360]

>>15189602
How are black people so effortlessly cool?

[Anonymous No.15191366]

>>15189804
The biggest cockroach I have seen in my entire life was at a Domino's Pizza in Sun Valley, California. That fucker was so massive where I lost my appetite immediately, and didn't eat any of the food my friend and I picked up while going to another friend's house. I didn't want to ruin the mood but I told my friend was we were picking it up (before we paid) and he didn't give a shit.

[Anonymous No.15191386]

>>15191366
You shouldn't refer to Hispanics as cockroaches dude
Not cool

[Anonymous No.15191398]

The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out that might be what you get.

[Anonymous No.15192195]

retarded dishwasher sprays down plates with cold water and calls them clean and we can't fire her because she's retarded

[Anonymous No.15192204]

>>15190110
>We where told to never drain the deep fries because "cleaning them wastes time"
based

[Anonymous No.15192269]

>>15189595
I just smoked a big marijuana and I'm watching violent porno.

[Anonymous No.15192295]

>>15192269

This is why my 2 pickle slices are always slightly assymetrical?

[Anonymous No.15192336]

>>15190128
lurk moar newfag

[Anonymous No.15192414]

>>15189595
i don't work in the industry but i was shooting the shit with our pest control contractor (company handles places all over the city) and he said that KFC kitchens were without exception the absolute worst places he had to service

[Anonymous No.15192419]

>>15191230
even old honest abe is interested in a piece of that quarter pounder action

[Anonymous No.15192503]

>>15190117
Hey fuck you man I was hungry

[Anonymous No.15192614]

hauled a bunch of old kitchen equipment out of a tim horton's. it was full of rat shit and god knows what else. i have maybe eaten there one time since then

[Anonymous No.15192877]

>>15189602
this is why we put you in jail where you belong

[Anonymous No.15192879]

>>15189602
Why when they ask for the name for the order I always say LaMar

[Anonymous No.15192880]

>>15189602
>black
>working
obvious larp anon

[Anonymous No.15192889]

>>15190244
sounds based

[Anonymous No.15192891]

>>15189844
Actually good for the environment and sustainable desu

[Anonymous No.15193047]

>>15190321
>I posted this story here before
Really? I'm super interested in hearing about when and where you posted this. What was the thread like? Did you get any cool replies?

[Anonymous No.15193809]

I didn't work there but at panera there was a speed rack in customer view and every single sheet pan on it was black. The rack was full and every one was he same. A solid black. I don't get their breads but I never went back anyway

[Anonymous No.15193813]

>>15193809
Ask me how I know you're a stupid bitch.

[Anonymous No.15193846]

>>15189602
>I'm black
Prove it.

[Anonymous No.15194979]

>>15190292
even the most deranged man generally has better things to do than to power trip a fast food worker like a woman.

[Anonymous No.15194986]

>>15191360
they aren't, only shills like you think they are.

[Anonymous No.15195016]

>>15192269
basado ultimo

[Anonymous No.15195208]

>>15190230
why is getting the sauce on the side different from just having the wings already sauced

[Anonymous No.15195252]

Based mcfish

[Anonymous No.15195262]

chef nick had an anger problem and would rage a lot in the kitchen, once he threw his knife and martin was coming around the corner from behind the pass and it stuck in the wall right next to him
probably would've killed martin if he took a step on second sooner

[Anonymous No.15195547]

>>15189644
it's how they get rid of the kids they sacrifice for adrenochrome in satanic rituals or whatever, is the story

[Anonymous No.15196237]

Used to work at IHOP
>10:58pm
>we close at 11pm
>single disgusting fat black lady comes in
>manager tells her were closed
>"nah uh sign on door says yous open >:( wherrs ur companies numbah"
>manager bites the bullet
>were finishing cleaning back of house
>she sits there like a slob eating her shitty over cooked eggs n old ass sausage
It really does blow my mind people pay +$10 for some of the most mediocre shit and not cook at home lol.

[Anonymous No.15196271]

>>15196237
Wow it's like you're telling me everyone hates black people surprise surprise

[Anonymous No.15196390]

>>15189844
You better not be serving african kids, i don't want aids on my burger

[Anonymous No.15197019]

>>15196390
As long as you don't have open sores in your mouth from sucking 20 dicks in a row you should be fine eating well cooked negro meat.

[Anonymous No.15197490]

>>15190292
People won’t beat the shit out of the crazy lady.

[Anonymous No.15197681]

>working on grill in mcdonalds
>behind the grill area is the area where the burgers are assembled
>guy working on assembly grabs a slice of cheese and throws it straight up at the ceiling
>it fucking sticks there
>whatever, i just want to keep grilling for god's sake
>fastforward about two hours
>*plap*
>the cheese slice has fallen off of the roof and onto the floor
>my coworker, without hesitation, picks it up off of the floor and puts it straight onto the cheeseburger he's prepping
>turns to me, looks me dead in the eyes and says "it's about playing the long game"
>mfw

[Anonymous No.15197714]

>>15189614

>thread idea is actually good
>guy working at a&w is salty because he has a shitty job and he's young

die mad hotdog boy

[Anonymous No.15197925]

>>15196237
>implying she actually paid for it with her own money
Niggers come in two flavors, criminals and welfare leeches
That money was either from the taxpayers or from some nonblack who was robbed

[Anonymous No.15197933]

Ever since the Trump got thrown out of office /pol/ has been leaking here
GO BACK

[Anonymous No.15198129]

>>15197933
Still the president until January, cry harder lmao

[Anonymous No.15198209]

>>15189595
>work at The Bell
>manager is asked to put his mask up
>in retaliation, mockingly coughs in front of unwrapped burrito
>wraps it and sends it out
another
>get to work
>dishes piled on top of each other
>general manager was apparently working on them for hours
>the sink water was a dark orange, nothing in that sink was clean
>sanitizer water was cloudy and had oil in it
>after draining both sinks, cleaning the sinks out, and filling them with clean detergent and sanitizer, i got to work on them (because i care)
>in the middle of scrubbing a pan out, the general manager told me my method of washing dishes was a “health code violation”
>ignored her for being retarded
no summary.

[Anonymous No.15198248]

>>15191230
>imagine going to the Whitehouse and being feed McDonald's

[Anonymous No.15198256]

>>15189595
Hmmm, why did the mods decided to delete the black guy telling the truth? Weird. Smells a bit Jewish to me.

[Anonymous No.15198733]

>>15198248
>imagine dabbing on faggoty leftists with Trump while feasting on McDonald's
A man can dream

[Anonymous No.15198798]

One time I accidentally worked at a taco bell for 10 years.

[Anonymous No.15198803]

>>15198798
Yikes
Do you have brain damage?

[Anonymous No.15198806]

>>15198248
>imagine going to Chuck's Fuck and Suck and being Sneed feed

[Anonymous No.15198808]

>>15192503
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bbased on diabuetusa

[Anonymous No.15198886]

>be myself
>work at five guys
>walmart basically across us
>would get high with a friend and go on breaks to lift shit like candy
>get super stoned one day
>go solo
>took some candy and managed to snatch a 32gb flash drive
>check for tags
>think its clear
>alarm sounds
>pace really fast back to the store
>realize I was in my fucking uniform, and the cameras are everywhere
>try to calm down
>shift nearing end, 10pm
>all good
>closing, cleaning shit
>manager disappears
>try to look for him
>he's at the door talking with 2 cops
>oh no
>heart sank so fast
>I was only 18 back then, I don't want to go to jail plus my parents would kick me out
>have the worst shivers and sweat of my life
>manager comes in the back
>hey anon, you can go
>said in a tone I never heard before
>grab my stuff and slowly head to the front with teary eyes
>no one stops me
>I just leave
>get on the bus asap
>go back to work tomorrow and instantly ask what happened
>retarded coworker had a car crash that day and they came for a statement

Another story

>be also me
>be also working at five guys
>we close at 10
>its 9.59.30
>door bell rings
>every single employee turns to the doors with the most predatory aura that was palpable
>an actual pack of 10+ niggers and white girls walks in
>look at the boss
>I'm sorry anon its not 10 we have to serve them
>firmly grasp the potato washer as I try not to be the main topic of tomorrow's national news
>we usually put down more patties when we're in a rush, and since we had a good batch left I left those on the grill
>those patties were well done 10 minutes ago, what I was doing right now was a war crime
>white whores wanted milkshakes, nope whore, the machine broke 2 minutes ago, right when I finished cleaning it
>serve the niggers their charcoal
>visible disgust but they know they won't get a new order since we're closed