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Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:04:13 2020 No.15187748 [Reply] [Original]

I ate a kilogram of tangerines and now I don't feel so good, are there any foods to counteract this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:04:43 2020 No.15187752 drink some water and lie down

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:05:44 2020 No.15187760 File: 119 KB, 1200x900, DDi7ZlPXkAEPwmd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15187748 Yes, green tangerine

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:05:50 2020 No.15187761 >>15187748 Try shitting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:06:34 2020 No.15187763 >>15187748 You need to eat 2 kilograms of barbecue meat covered in melted cheese.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:07:03 2020 No.15187766 >>15187748 Quick, rub my balls over your lips and nose

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 19:07:21 2020 No.15187768 >>15187748 definitely not seafood lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:01:42 2020 No.15187984 maybe some bread anon pepto bismol i believe dicks on citric acid but ive personally never used the shite

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:51:35 2020 No.15188807 >>15187748 more dangerines. thanks for reminding me to megadose some vitamin c tonight anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:53:44 2020 No.15188820 >>15187763 This but unironically

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:54:36 2020 No.15188823 OP reminds me of Cher. She's always changing the color of her hair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:50:26 2020 No.15189117 >>15187748 Next time avoid the tan ones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:04:01 2020 No.15189183 Apples are the opposite of oranges so try eating a kilogram of apples to counteract the effect. Same as adding black pepper to a dish if you accidentally put in too much salt (and vice versa).

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:05:50 2020 No.15189192 >>15189183 This sounds good but it doesn't actually work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:16:10 2020 No.15189242 File: 118 KB, 1300x701, 44c001e49aa20e37b6cdf9ba2c44d7c9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15187748 Yogurt, baking soda taken as an antacid, or milk.

>>	strawman !!9eSatjbJatr Tue Dec 8 00:20:47 2020 No.15189265 >>15189242 Based on this chart, bleach or drain cleaner will be the most effective antidote OP

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:21:56 2020 No.15189274 >>15189242 lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:34:41 2020 No.15189334 >>15187748 Eating too much fruit just gives you the runs. Drink water so you don't get too dehydrated when you shit your guts out later

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:00:44 2020 No.15189470 >>15187748 what's that in non-faggot units of measure?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:11:32 2020 No.15189514 >>15187748 Why did you eat a kilogram of tangerines? Also, eat a bar of soap >>15189242

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:17:14 2020 No.15189547 >>15189470 2.2 pounds

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:18:05 2020 No.15189554 >>15187748 literally same except i feel great

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:36:35 2020 No.15189632 Theyre called mandarinyy, and they are a staple food for the new years. spread some butter and salted pig fat on a slice of refrigerated black bread and you will be fine

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:57:43 2020 No.15189716 Well now you have to eat a kilogram of eniregnats

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 02:04:02 2020 No.15189737 try eating a bunch of charcoal

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:50:30 2020 No.15190370 >>15187748 No, wait until your blood sugar stabilizes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:53:10 2020 No.15190375 >>15187748 You're just stuffed. I ate a 2kg of oranges in one sitting, drank a lot of water and the day after I was 100% fine

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:09:26 2020 No.15190407 been there op

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:10:59 2020 No.15190411 >>15188823 TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGERINEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:19:21 2020 No.15190440 >>15189547 but imperial is faggot units

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 10:51:30 2020 No.15191248 >>15189470 Exactly one kilogram

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 10:56:01 2020 No.15191267 Friend you are about to shit everything you've eaten since you were 13. I suggest you drink plenty of water and make peace with your god.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 10:56:27 2020 No.15191269 how do I tell if a citrus fruit is good? I've noticed no external difference between plump juicy ones and dry inedible crap

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:04:40 2020 No.15191293 >>15187748 this might be caused by your stomach's acidity reaching very high levels to counteract that you should eat and drink basic stuff, like olives and bleach or some other kind of soap

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:12:35 2020 No.15191313 >>15187760 Can you actually eat these? They're not so sour like a lemon. I like to chew on the halves after I use the juice, probably destroys my teeth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:15:11 2020 No.15191318 >>15187748 How fat and diabetic are you that you decide it is a good idea to eat some fruit and manage to have a hyperglycemic episode?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:16:31 2020 No.15191319 >>15191318 I mean 1kg of fruit is a fuckton of sugar

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:28:32 2020 No.15191348 File: 145 KB, 983x799, EhRb_nkWsAQdbIb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15187748 "OP eats 1kg of d̶i̶c̶k̶s̶ tangerines, this is how his organs shut down."

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:34:25 2020 No.15191371 >>15187748 white rice or bread

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:04:57 2020 No.15191473 >>15187748 >I ate a kilogram of tangerines So...two tangerines? Oooo wow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:23:40 2020 No.15191531 >>15187748 A kilo's nothing, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:00:39 2020 No.15191663 >>15187748 Dairy will counter the effects of citrus. Drink some half and half.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:32:55 2020 No.15191793 >>15187748 Drink 3 bangs, shit will clear you out