/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15181513]

>doordashed another one of these bad boys

But seriously, how to make them by yourself?

[Anonymous No.15181538]

If you had 2 brain cells you could figure this out in 2 minutes. But since I'm nice I'm gonna break it down for ya:

>go to the grocery store and buy something liek ONCOR Rib patties
>get an onion
>get some sliced pickles
>get some hoagie rolls
>go home
>chop up onion, cook rib
>put rib on hoagie roll
>sprinkle onion on rib
>put some pickles on it
>wa la

Honestly it doesn't taste good enough to be worth the effort. It is nice for McDonalds food, though.

[Anonymous No.15181562]

>>15181538
>If you had 2 brain cells you could figure this out in 2 minutes.
I only have one brain cell, Anon. It's the result of basing your diet entirely around McRibs.

[Anonymous No.15181615]

>>15181513
>how to make them by yourself?
Dump bbq sauce on a turd

[Anonymous No.15181623]

Go watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzXgP8RlbQ
>Prolly turn out more expensive cuz the fucker usually use premium ingredients .

[Anonymous No.15181644]

>>15181513
Here you go OP
6 ribs, halved and thawed
2 tablespoons olive oil
1 (8 ounce) package onion, chopped
1 clove garlic, minced
1 teaspoon smoked paprika
1 teaspoon salt

Combine the oil, onion, garlic, smoked paprika, salt, and pork ribs in a large bowl. Mix well. Cover the bowl with plastic wrap, and refrigerate until ready to use. Serve on homemade ciabatta bun.

[Anonymous No.15181660]

>>15181513
vro you're asking how to make a sandwich

[Anonymous No.15181682]

>>15181660
Yes.

[Anonymous No.15181683]

>>15181623
>Prolly
What's wrong with zoomers?

[Anonymous No.15181689]

I have never tasted this. I consider this to be a badge of honor. What will it take to force me to taste the McDonald's McRib?

[Anonymous No.15181693]

>>15181513
>how can you make mackdick food?
you can build your own factory

[Anonymous No.15181739]

>>15181623
I can't stand this hyper zoomer fuck. His videos would be tolerable if it wasn't for all of the loud noises and adhd zoomer meme editing he does. But I dunno I guess it fits his audience.

[Anonymous No.15181762]

>>15181562
McBased

[Anonymous No.15181800]

>>15181623
why do people think covering every square inch in sesame seeds is a good idea?

[Anonymous No.15181917]

I did this the other night with impossible meat, but any old ground meat would do the trick...

1) Mix meat with some crushed red pepper, garlic, salt, and parsley.
2) Make meat into patty about the same size as the bun you're going to eat it with.
3) put meat in pan and cook it
4) put BBQ (your favorite) on both sides of bun (I like mine toasted). Put freshly sliced onion on one side of bun. Put pickles on other side of bun.
5) put meat between the two sides of the bun.
6) eat

[Anonymous No.15181943]

it was awful and so soaked in sauce that the patty kept sliding around between the buns. subways has one of these bbq pork form sandwiches and they still suck but they're miles better than mcribs.

[Anonymous No.15181976]

>>15181538
If you knew how to cook it would be worth the effort.

[Anonymous No.15181989]

>>15181513
This dirty gas station on the Indian rez in my town sells their own version of the McRib in these cryovac packages. I used to get one of those, a monster, and a pot brownie for like $10 everyday at lunchtime when we were working out there, they were deadly cousin

[Anonymous No.15182013]

>>15181513
i had one 2 days ago. It was good

[Anonymous No.15182580]

>>15181513
doordashing fast-food is a sign of poverty

[Anonymous No.15182602]

>>15182580
no it's a sign of horrific money management
which i will give you, is a cause for poverty
so maybe you're right, never mind

[Anonymous No.15182639]

>>15182580

Friend of mine who rents from me does some delivery app food once a day. Fucking insane how much money he is blowing on it..

I did it once and the worst part of it is that a lot of restaurants have smaller portions for delivery orders at an inflated price. But the name on the menu is the exact same.

Never getting delivery from these scam fucking apps ever again.

[Anonymous No.15183893]

>>15181538
God bless you for helping the retards of this world.

[Anonymous No.15183988]

>doordashing one item

[Anonymous No.15184128]

>>15181644
You forgot to cook the ribs my guy

[Anonymous No.15184133]

>>15181513
>i just got this thing
>here's an image of it from google
Unironically kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.15184211]

>doordashing at all
make your own food u lazy fuck

[Anonymous No.15184346]

>>15181538
Is it me, or do these actually taste better than McRibs? When I had the McRib yesterday, the sauce seemed too overpowering, and the pork seemed bland. The patties you posted a pic of along with the rib sandwiches served at elementary schools used to be GOAT in terms of fake rib sandwiches.

>>15181623
>reverberating low-fi hip hop instrumental in the background
>crop, zoom, motion track, frame change every 3 seconds
>forced lame subtle not-so-subtle quips and jokes
This guy looks like he makes good food, but his format is insufferable.

[Anonymous No.15184370]

>>15181513
Meat Glue

[Anonymous No.15184459]

>>15181513
wtf where do you live? i went to mcdonald's earlier this week and they weren't advertising mcribs

[Anonymous No.15184674]

>>15181513
t. paying $25 for a McRib combo
you rich bich

[Anonymous No.15184683]

>>15181538
>rib-shaped aptties
I know I wouldn't

[Anonymous No.15184691]

>>15181623
was waiting for this faggot zoomer to drop his branded covid mask in the merch intro