/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15179012]

What is your worst food related sickness story ?

[Anonymous No.15179016]

>>15179012
this is a good kind of fat. this means you eat a shit load of meat which is based.

[Anonymous No.15179019]

>>15179016
Yeah bas- *dies of hear attack on the spot*.

[Anonymous No.15179020]

>>15179019
want to live until 80 when you cant do anything but shit in a diaper? me neither.

[Anonymous No.15179027]

>>15179012
>Pedros pizza Cairns
>Large Mexicana Pizza
>Bad Gastro for three weeks.
>Lost 18 Kilos
>Blood from Mouth and Ass for first two weeks
>Could only drink small sips of water.
>Was in Navy
>Military doctors had to come to my house and said it was the worst they'd ever seen.
Fin.

[Anonymous No.15179036]

>>15179020
That fat fuck is going to have at least the same problems as an old man when he turns 40. Is that better?

[Anonymous No.15179039]

>>15179027
You know, your small story made me realize how BAD the hygiene must have been in that mexican """""restaurant""""" shithole. To be sick in such a level doesn't imply a "gastro", this wasn't a virus. This was either a very, very spoiled and bad food, or more than likely poor hygiene from workers with literal feces on their hands.

I don't know why you don't dragged your ass into an hospital the moment it went south.

[Anonymous No.15179045]

>>15179027
The ground beef got you man. The blood and the length of the illness is a good indicator. Probably some shitty ground beef at room temperature coupled with hands full of feces. Lucky you made out without complications man.

[Anonymous No.15179065]

>>15179039
>>15179045
Every time someone mentions food poisoning or food related Illness I feel like I have "Phantom Cramps" and makes me remember Pedros Pizza and my experience.
I will never forget throwing up and shitting blood, along with the constant cramps.
It was the most painful experience in my life. Sitting on a toilet, shitting blood and throwing up into a bucket at the same time. It has made me paranoid about food and hygiene.

I can assure you this is a 100% true story.

[Anonymous No.15179094]

>>15179027
Man, I'm just now coming off a very similar bout.
Didn't eat anything at all for two weeks and pretty much just a bit of toast/grilled cheese for the last week.
I still don't know how it happened. I cook all my own food and I am very particular with hygiene.
Three damn weeks very literally down the shitter.

[Anonymous No.15179102]

>>15179012
i ate a hotdog from the elementry school cafeteria. i remember puking spaghetti and at the same time shitting myself in the street.
dried spaghetti was visible for months in the pavement.

[Anonymous No.15179106]

drinking tons of alcohol and wishing for the sweet release of death

[Anonymous No.15179111]

Had some duck that was defrosted and frozen again. Got the diarrhea and vomit as did my friends and some 20.000 others. Should have made a class-suit.

[Anonymous No.15179153]

>>15179012
4.5 mm kidney stone

[Anonymous No.15179161]

How long will a man like him live?

[Anonymous No.15179169]

>>15179161
He wouldn't pass 40. Not a loss though.

[Anonymous No.15179194]

>>15179106
Literally me for the past two years.

[Anonymous No.15179196]

I ate purple goat in afghanistan out of a communal dish with my hands

[Anonymous No.15179198]

It happened last week. I don't know what it was, probably a store bought frozen pizza that was not well kept.
I went to sleep, woke up after a hour or so. Drenched in cold sweat, couldn't even walk, I had to crawl, I was begging for death.

Small compared to what people here say though.

[Anonymous No.15179203]

Not my worst but literally every time I eat Papa John's I get diarrhea. Not an exaggeration. It used to be my favorite fast food pizza but it makes me sick every damn time nowadays, I don't know how or why.

[Anonymous No.15179212]

>>15179161
I used to work in bariatrics.
Most of the ones I saw croak were late fifties to early sixties.
The thing is, though, that while they remained alive for that long, they were absolutely miserable, sick, and handicapped for easily a decade or two before they finally checked out.

One guy who had been a chef when he could still work told me he would routinely get out of bed late at night and make himself a snack.
The snack in question being, I swear this is true, a whole roasted duck.
"You can cook it pretty quickly if you cut it in halves"

Died at 58 IIRC.

[Anonymous No.15179219]

>>15179012
I worked in the oilfield and got food poisoning from a gas station burrito. I spent 12 hours a day at a location with like 30 other guys sharing 2 porta potties. It was winter, and every 10-20 minutes or whenever I would even take a sip of water i had to peel out of my layers of clothes and overalls inside a smelly nasty shitter, in the cold, and piss out my ass. Last like 5 days like this.

[Anonymous No.15179225]

>>15179020
There are 80 year olds that run marathons anon. The people whose brains and bodies start decomposing at 65 are those with shit lifestyles like you

[Anonymous No.15179352]

>>15179045
Beef tapeworm?

[Anonymous No.15179375]

>>15179012
>make some recipe for tabit my grandma taught me
>fuck it up, too much water
>wasn't that tasty so left it too long in the fridge
>doesthissmellfunnytoyou.jpg
>still eat it
>wake up at 3 am with the worst shits imaginable
>be sick for a week with fever and diarrhea

[Anonymous No.15179616]

Noro virus. Probably on a packaged salad.
My GF managed to get it first. I remember waking up at night to the noises of projective vomiting, went to the bathroom to check up on her. At that point it's too late, the viral particles of that disease literally explode through the room.

Couple hours later, and I was also hanging above the toilet, puking. And when that was finally done, we were shitting our guts out. It was a 3 day marathon, with a +/- 30 min average time window of having bursts of diarrhea. Couldn't really sleep through it. We only had one toilet in our apartment to share, and eventually we ran out of toilet paper.

A bit after the point of not having toilet paper and the time between bouts of exploding ass increasing, I felt confident that I could go to a supermarket without soiling myself, I stockpiled on electrolyte sport drinks, toilet paper, and those Salt/sugar powders to quickly hydrate ourselves. Maybe infected some people there lol, but that first sports drink after that horrible long weekend was amazing.

[Anonymous No.15179635]

>>15179012
>summer
>power outage for a few days
>mom left the ice box in the garage untouched in hopes things would stay cold
>power returns
>mom makes stir fry using chicken from that freezer
>it's mediocre as always
>next day
>become a sick human fountain
>ask mom for help while puking brains out and nearly fainting
>she brags about how she got over her food poisoning earlier that morning
>then leaves to go shopping

[Anonymous No.15179646]

Been to mexico 3 times. Every time I got sick as hell. Shitting what looked like dirt and constant puking. The only time I felt OK was when I would drink liquor. I think the booze killed some of the bacteria. Mexicans are dirty fuckers and dont give a shit what they eat. The worst mexican food Ive ever had in my life was in mexico

[Anonymous No.15179672]

I was in an online poker tournament and got hit by food poisoning right as I was entering the final table with one of the larger stacks. Full body convulsions and vomiting for the next few hours and I busted out in 9th for like $500 when 1st place was $15k or something.

Don't even know what it was I ate but that was the most expensive meal of my life

[Anonymous No.15179684]

Little ceasars hot and ready in the mid 2000’s. The entire family. Vomiting fever and diarrhea for 3 days. Try splitting 1 bathroom between 6 people who cant hold down water. Every one had their own bucket to vomit in as to not take up bathroom from someone needing to shit.

[Anonymous No.15179689]

>>15179646
>The worst mexican food Ive ever had in my life was in mexico
Did you even try to eat good food from rated restaurants? Some of the best food of my life was in Mexico where you can dine 4 star for hardly any expense. If you just random point to food off a sidewalk stand you get the no-bathroom-no-kitchen-no-sink-no-handwashing-no-purified-water kind of food prep. Avoid raw veggies.

Drinking alcohol with every meal does in fact help.

[Anonymous No.15179696]

>>15179027
I don't have anything against the Mexican people, beautiful culture and music. When I see Mexican cooks in a restaurant, I decide not to eat there. Certain people don't care about food safety.

[Anonymous No.15179709]

>>15179689
I tried to eat at good places in Mexico. I think they have refrigeration and cleanliness issues even in the best places. I eventually ate at american franchise places. They did have good fruit and good margaritas though.

[Anonymous No.15179716]

>>15179696
I think they literally dont understand food cleanliness.

[Anonymous No.15179770]

>>15179352
It sounds like a combined bacterial and fungal infection desu

[Anonymous No.15179777]

>>15179020
The man in the photo already needs a diaper

[Anonymous No.15179791]

>>15179012
I got seasick recently a few hours after I had a mint-flavored protein bar and that came up last in a semi-solid chunk that I thought I would choke on. Instead, it tasted as if I had just brushed my teeth rather than puked up a day's worth of food.

[Anonymous No.15179795]

>>15179646
before I travel anywhere, I drink this stuff 2 weeks prior called....Dukerall?? or somthing like that. I just don't want to get sick when on vacation. I drink heavily and don't make the best decisions on where to eat usually. Pizza in cuba is gross btw.

[Anonymous No.15179807]

In College. Got really bad food poisoning (or bug) from cafeteria. End up delirious, naked, shitting and vomiting in dorm bathroom for four straight hours.

[Anonymous No.15179919]

>>15179012
maybe you're genetically inferior. i can't relate to a damn thing any of you are saying. you sound like vegtarians that can't stomach beef broth. quit being such fuckin' pussies! LOL

[Anonymous No.15180121]

Ordered from a sketchy Chinese place on the state highway in my city known for generally shady shit that delivers until like 3am. Drunk decision. Got like some real mediocre Tsao’s. Was fine the next day, two days later I am shitting nothing but water, horrible stomach pains, miss two days of work but I’m wfh so it didn’t matter that much.

[Anonymous No.15180175]

>>15179016
Dude there are people who eat a shitload of meat and don't look like this goon.
You know he built his physique on bread, fries, chips, hot pockets, fast food, and dollar store junk food, and then downed it with as much mountain dew and cheap shitty beer as humanly possible.

Sure, every once in a while he will smoke a whole pig (marinaded in his drink of choice) for his senpai and drinking buddies but that is not the foundation of his diet. Meat alone is way too satisfying to get to get high quality American gains like OPs pic. That's why the government invented to food pyramid.

You know this guys diet is like 90 percent corn syrup so don't even front.

>>15179012
Worst food sickness was making kimchi from hell using 2 year old thai chilis in my freezer and then not properly sanitizing the jar and slowly eating it. Near the end after not eating some for months I put some of the juice on my meal and then proceeded to vomit all night.

[Anonymous No.15180196]

>>15179212
Based bariatric late night duck man.

It takes me a week to eat an entire duck with my boyfriend (leftovers end up being stewed so it wont go bad), this man is a true legend.

[Anonymous No.15180197]

>>15179012
>taco cabana
>get fajita steak and egg tacos
>eat tacos
>4-5 hours later, intense stomach cramps
>liquid shits for two days
>asshole on fire from excessive shitting and wiping
Worst July 4th weekend ever

[Anonymous No.15180220]

Anything Jamaican Jerk will guarantee a high specific impulse of diarrhea.

[Anonymous No.15180230]

My trip to Peru, everyone I know has gotten sick in Peru

[Anonymous No.15180243]

every time i eat egg white my entire gi tract implodes
my stomach gets rock hard and so painful that i can only curl into a ball on the floor and chug pepto
then i puke and shit violently for about three hours in between cold showers and then i'm fine

[Anonymous No.15180252]

>>15180196
who bottoms?

[Anonymous No.15180261]

>>15179020
That fat fuck can't even wipe his asshole properly you lardass

[Swissanon No.15180285]

>>15179219
Sounds worse than death.

[Anonymous No.15180306]

>>15179012
>Fly to the west coast with some co-workers for a convention related to our field of research
>First 3 days are great
>Outdoor dinner & block party after the 4th day is canceled due to rain
>Co-workers and I decide to just go get some pizza and head back to the hotel
>Decent enough food
>Start getting the stomach rumbles later that evening
>Pissing out my ass by 2 AM, get about 3 hours of sleep
>Turns out the others got it too
>End up having to bail out of the keynote the next morning to deal with it
>Eventually decide to just spend the last day in my hotel room
>Still having problems on the day of the 7 hour flight back
Thank Christ for pepto-bismol

[Anonymous No.15180309]

>Visit Chile
>Have dodgy “pastel de choclo” at restaurant on night before I fly back
>Nauseous and delirious at high altitude for most of the night.

[Anonymous No.15180311]

im 6' 220lbs and feel fat as fuck ans depresses whenever i see my reflection. There is no way someone like this is happy with themselves

[Anonymous No.15180313]

>>15180252
Me, how am I going to top a guy who is a foot and a half taller and 100 lbs heavier than me and I don't even have a dick?

[Anonymous No.15180327]

>>15179039
>middle eastern chain near me
>its fairly popular
>near high school so a lot of atudents go there for lunch
>they get shut down for having no water source or cleaning supplies
i can only wonder what ive digested

[Anonymous No.15180351]

>in Iraq
>go to engagement with local gov officials
>they serve camel hump on a big communal platter as one of the courses
>rude to say no
>actually pretty tasty
>fast forward two days later
>in an eight hour running gun fight in the city of Samarra
>decide to trust a fart while taking cover
>stream of high pressure liquid shit erupts from asshole
>no other symptoms
>proceed to not take a solid shit for two weeks
>to this day still don’t know why I had

[Anonymous No.15180375]

>visiting my parents
>decide to skip preparing lunch and just buy rotisserie chicken at certain fucking place I hate with passion now
>we eat the whole thing
>like 20 minutes later everybody starts feeling weird
>we start shitting and vomiting like crazy.
>next day dad goes to the bathroom for another shit, he can barely stand.
>he falls and hits his face on the floor, also suffers from heart attack.
>ambulance comes and takes him covered in blood, shit and suffering from heart attack
>never again eat another rotisserie chicken

[Anonymous No.15180392]

>>15179012
Got wasted on a 2-6 of vodka and ate an aentire bag of fries with a whole bottle of vinegar over them. Puked it all up and burned my throat so bad I couldn't swallow for days

[Anonymous No.15180397]

>>15179919
>t.

[Anonymous No.15180406]

>>15179212
>a whole roasted duck

fucking based

[Anonymous No.15180412]

>>15179012
wtf is wrong with his legs

[Anonymous No.15180414]

>>15179039
I used to manage a mexican food place. A lot of mexicans flat out just dont wash hands, it's laughable to them, if you talk to them outside of work they will laugh in your face about washing hands. So i basically had to run kindergarten rules with mexicans to the point that I would check hands after their bathroom breaks. The only thing worse than mexican cooks are white cooks then Chinese then black people. Whites and blacks intentionally fuck with people's food and are the only ones that you have to fire for possible restaurant ending violations due to rumors. I would put chineese in last place, but i've nerver managed a chineese cook but they're the only ones that get shut down by health dept in my area. Blacks get last place because they do all the wrong stuff the others do but also really obviously dumb stuff like the old "lost ticket" trick where they ask to leave their shift a bit early because "theres no tickets (they threw tickets away)" but i can obviously see seated tables that have orders in because their menus were taken by the waiter, and i can just fucking ask the waiter.

[Anonymous No.15180419]

>>15180351

[Anonymous No.15180420]

>>15179219
eating every meal out of a gas station turned you into a cooking aficionado huh?

[Anonymous No.15180421]

>>15179212
I eat like this and can't stop myself so I got a physical job and started going to the gym 5x a week. Now I can still gorge like an absolute pig but I'm losing weight

[Anonymous No.15180425]

>>15179375
the fuck is tabit?

[Anonymous No.15180436]

>>15179012
>I was in Cambodia with my then gf turned wife. >We go to the island of Koh Rong for 5 days. First day on the island I decide to be brave and eat seafood from a restaurant off the pier.
>I get stomach cramps a few hours later. Constant shitting and cramping for the next few days.
>Decide to try snorkeling the reef in front of our hut.
>Beautiful turquoise water and amazingly colored fish.
>Stomach starts gurgling. I tell my gf to swim ahead of me.
>I pull my trunks down and start hershey squirting into the reef.
>I get mobbed by fish fighting over my diarrhea.
>So amazed by the scene that I just stick around in my own shit and just watch the feeding frenzy.

Life is beautiful, guys.

[Anonymous No.15180440]

>Navyfag
>King Neptune’s court
>they bring out a flight of shot glasses and tell of us we’re going to take a shot each before starting
>I take mine, excited because no booze on the cruise
>start thinking about where they got liquor from
>whatever.mpeg
>take shot
>instant burning
>crew starts laughing as me and a few shipmates collapse choking on the ground
>some instantly vomit, I’m not so lucky
>learn that it was JP-5, literally jet fuel.

[Anonymous No.15180443]

>>15180414
Forgot to add my food story. My worst food experience is a chuck wagon in the rural northwest where a simple fucking BLT was such fucking nuclear poison that the clinic had to knock me out with sedatives or whatever. Felt like a fucking Xenomorph was clawing out of my intestines.

[Anonymous No.15180453]

>>15179161
As a BSN/CRNA in my experience, 40's with serious compounding factors (smoking/excessive alcohol consumption), but 45+ is just going to be absolutely miserable. The amount of pain on your joints alone would likely make a sane person an opioid addict, not to mention the pressure on your abdominal region is gonna fuck your upper and lower digestive track that basically every bathroom transaction is going to be uncomfortable. Plus I've been told by obese patients, at some point they recognize they have their own distinct scent, because certain regions will never get cleaned properly.

[Anonymous No.15180466]

>>15180436

[Anonymous No.15180472]

>>15180436
Great story

[Anonymous No.15180473]

>>15179696
I really think the best bet is to just rawdog life and eat literal garbage out of trash cans and such and you won't have any problems. I eat a burrito from one of two local mexican places very nearly every day because it is nutritious and cost-effective. These are the kinds of places where they call your number in Spanish only and the cars outside have mexican plates. I know these fuckers are not washing their hands but neither are the nogs at kfc

I have been doing this for coming up on a decade now and not once have they gotten me sick

knock on wood i can't remember the last time i was sick other than when drinking excessively

[Anonymous No.15180480]

>>15180313
fuck off roastie

[Anonymous No.15180486]

>>15180436
Maybe that’s why the local reefs are so vibrant. They feed off the wealth of tourist shit.

[Anonymous No.15180496]

>>15179012
>What is your worst food related sickness story ?

>be me
>go home from college my junior year for Christmas break
>first meal at home is leftover turkey casserole
>wake up the next morning feeling under the weather
>when out of nowhere, oh god, puking and shitting my guts out simultaneously
>literally alternating shitting in the toilet and puking into a bucket
>mom and dad both have food poisoning, too
>there is one bathroom in the entire house
At least I bounced back from it fairly quickly. My brother and I got our parents tickets for a suite at an NFL game because they were still too sick to go.

[Anonymous No.15180499]

>>15180313
show bobs and vagene

[Anonymous No.15180515]

>>15180425
https://bamitbach.wordpress.com/2010/04/11/tabit-iraqi-chicken-and-rice/

[Anonymous No.15180518]

>>15180466
based marcille poster

[Anonymous No.15180520]

>>15179012
>be me
>go to kitchen eat something
>find an open bag of cheetos i left there one day
>"better eat it before it expires"
>eats it
>a couple minutes later i start to ask myself how long it has been there
>tfw it's 4 months past the expiration date
>don't think too much of it and forget about it some time later
Next day
>wake up feeling sick
>try to get out of bed
>immediately throw up on the floor
>try to walk out of my room
>throw up on the floor again
>go take a shit
>throw up on the hallway leading to the bathroom
>sit on toilet
>severe diarrhea
>go drink some water
>feel a bit better
>go play Minecraft
>my dad asks if i'm ok
>"yeah, i-"
>i throw up again
>my dad ends up taking me to the hospital
>need iv therapy
>mfw

Never trust stale cheetos

[Anonymous No.15180523]

>>15180230
My brother went to Peru, or Ecuador I don't remember, on business and got absolutely fucked from some seafood. If his coworkers hadn't came to get check up on him after a couple of days of no show and got him to the hospital he'd have probably died.

My own worst experience was from some Chinese place. Got some chicken curry, a bit after finishing start to get some stomach pain.
Then extreme pain puking more than I have ever thought was possible. Puking involuntarily so much that I begin painfully dryheaving (after plenty had already got in my nose on the way out my mouth). Then the diarrhea started. It went on that way for a few hours until my body was completely empty but I kept having to get back up because my body was telling me there was more to shit or puke.
Laid on the couch most of the next day, but eventually forced myself to go to the store and get some gatorade. After I drank what little of that I could stomach, I got some ensure. I didn't eat anything for 2 weeks after, and I couldn't even stomach the smell of chicken for probably six months.

[Anonymous No.15180536]

>>15180473
>eat literal garbage out of trash cans and such and you won't have any problems.

[Anonymous No.15180546]

>>15179039
Was probably some E. Coli. Norovirus is rough but fast.

[Anonymous No.15180549]

Just made some miso ramen and the tofu, fresh out of a package, tastes funny. Into the trash it goes.

[Anonymous No.15180575]

>>15179039
>Australian
>pizza place
>Mexican
what ?

[Anonymous No.15180580]

all 3 times i went to taco del mar and got burritos, I'd get home and start vomiting. The only reason I went back was cus my friend liked it and he never mentioned getting sick from it which was odd

[Anonymous No.15180613]

>>15180436
Holy shit i love this thread

[Anonymous No.15180642]

>>15180480
>fuck off roastie

[Anonymous No.15180657]

>>15179020
You must be a smoker.

[Anonymous No.15180659]

>>15179212
>I used to work in bariatrics.
>Most of the ones I saw croak were late fifties to early sixties.
>The thing is, though, that while they remained alive for that long, they were absolutely miserable, sick, and handicapped for easily a decade or two before they finally checked out.

I'm a lawyer who used to handle Social Security Disability cases. This is accurate, fatties can live decently long lives but they're physically ruined by their early 40s at latest. Tons (no pun intended) of them are able to get disability checks because of obesity-related illnesses.

[Anonymous No.15180692]

>>15179012
I got the noro virus from Red Robin. I got the baked potato soup because I was only going to keep my friend company and wasn't really hungry. If I had been really hungry I probably wouldn't have gotten sick.

It hit me stupid hard the next day. It was coming out from both ends so badly that I just sat in the shower and cried. After 4 days I was so dehydrated I thought about calling 911. My boyfriend at the time was useless but I finally talked him into buying me some pedialyte. It was 8 days before I could keep more than a sip of water down.

[Anonymous No.15180744]

>>15180414
>"theres no tickets (they threw tickets away)"
Did you fire them on the spot? I don’t even care what race, I would fire any lazy motherfucker like this on the spot.

[Anonymous No.15180759]

>>15180480
Sir, this is the cooking board. Maybe go to a board with more for your type, like /mlp/

[Anonymous No.15180761]

>>15179635
Based mom

[Anonymous No.15180778]

>>15180440
Holy shit anon you’re gonna get cancer

[Anonymous No.15180779]

>>15179635
Your mom sounds hot.

[Anonymous No.15180825]

>>15179616
By far the single worst thing I have experienced in my life is the year I got noro, or something similar like the flu, 3 times in one year of middleschool. The first one was hellish, shitting everywhere and vomiting until I dry heaved. I was blacked out for most of it, my memory recounts two days but it went on for 5.

Second bout was similar but didn't last as long, and third was just a regular flu for a day. Felt like a fucking gift from the heavens just vomiting twice for one day of being ill.

To this day the idea of vomiting makes me feel ill and paranoid, and I have not vomited ever since.

[Anonymous No.15180847]

>>15179102
>dried spaghetti was visible for months in the pavement.
Lel

[Anonymous No.15180879]

>>15179203
It’s the human meat

[Anonymous No.15180892]

>>15180313
tits or gtfo, dumb fat ugly cunt

[Anonymous No.15180893]

>>15179012
>order a kebab
>mm tasty
>later that night
>feel ill
>well fuck, I'll just throw it up and be ok after
>I wasn't
>all the night, keep throwing up, even when it feels like there is nothing there
>at 4 am wonder if I am dying, the pain of retching and dry heaving convulsions is almost too much
>pass out
>wake up shaking the next day, can't eat solids another 2 days
never had a takeaway since. turned out the place's website *said* 5 star food hygiene, but the local government said 3. Fucking cunts, I would have bricked their window if I thought I could have gotten away with it.

[Anonymous No.15180930]

>>15180473
I live in a Southern California ghetto and these places do not actually exist. This retard has been eating at some perfectly safe restaurant and thinks he’s doing something special.

[Anonymous No.15180932]

>>15180892

[Anonymous No.15180937]

Never got food poisoning yet but i did get a terrible blockage once
>load up on meats at ayce hot pot
>take busride back to uni
>don't drink any water
>wake up at 3am with a horrible lower abdominal pain
>lie on the floor for another couple hours
>breath becomes rapid and shallow
>drenched in sweat
>decide I don't wanna die from a burst colon and be found a week later
>call medics
>blow my ass right as they get to the door

[Anonymous No.15180943]

>>15180436
>seafood became food for the sea
the circle of life

[Anonymous No.15180946]

>>15180175
>continuously eating something that give you food poisoning
The definition of a sadist

[Anonymous No.15180953]

>>15180937
blow it out your ass

[Anonymous No.15180956]

>>15180946
It didn't give me food positioning until the end of its long and miserable life. After I figured out what made me sick I threw it the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.15180965]

>>15180351
Fucking Archer

[Anonymous No.15180977]

>>15180744
Basically yeah, they were dead to me. I called the owner to have the accountant figure up their last paycheck (by law has to be same day of firings) and the second the owner hands me the check i called the cook up and fired him.

[Anonymous No.15180982]

>>15179020
My neighbor up the road is 82 and he jogs around our loop every single day. Stop being a lazy fuck and take care of yourself.

[Anonymous No.15181006]

>>15180520
I can’t tell if you’re 11 or 34

[Anonymous No.15181014]

>>15180580
>taco Del Mar
There was a place called this in Palm Springs and I still miss it to this day.

[Anonymous No.15181038]

>>15180956
There’s still the two year old chili’s and lack of sanitizing, so you should’ve just thrown it out before you even started.

[Anonymous No.15181087]

>move across states
>exhausted from the drive so order chinese
>hot and sour soup
>absolutely explosive diarrhea
Last time I ever ate from a jank local chinese food joint. Got the chink flu and a bad case of lantern flies this year, too. Fuck the chinks.

[Anonymous No.15181096]

>>15179016
there is no good kind of fat
look at that whale's shins
there is no good kind of fat

[Anonymous No.15181099]

>>15179012
that's no moon

[Anonymous No.15181153]

>>15179012
>The abandoned can of WD40 under the barbeque
I could forgive the burnt meat
I could forgive the fat shins
But this... This calls for a crusade

[Anonymous No.15181163]

>>15180977
Based. I can’t even imagine being so fucking inconsiderate and stupid. He not only inconveniencing the kitchen but the customer as well which leads to less sales and more bad reviews.

[Anonymous No.15181203]

>>15181038
And these other people should've not eaten shitty restaurant food made with unwashed doodoo hands. What is your point?

[Anonymous No.15181205]

>>15181163
It almost appears as though he was incapable of thinking more than a few minutes in the future, and only thought about the most immediate gratification, i.e. not working a little sooner.

[Anonymous No.15181219]

>>15180414
so you re saying basically all line cooks are terrible?

[Anonymous No.15181250]

>>15181153
the amount of garbage strewed all over peoples properties can make me angry. I live in the city, so I don't have a backyard. But when I go to visit places and see a bunch of tires and garbage strewn around, it is upsetting. Take some fucking pride in your land. It takes like 30 mins to clean up garbage that has been sitting around for years.

Disgusting people.

[Anonymous No.15181259]

>bacon taken on a camping trip was put back in the fridge despite the ice in the cooler having melted completely on the way back
>two weeks of something approaching acute Hep A infection
>can't leave the house, that's too far from the toilet

[Anonymous No.15181303]

a few years ago i ate some boiled cold shrimp for the first time at my now ex gfs house. worst food poisoning of my life, even a sip of water would make me have to crawl to the bathroom to vomit. i had to spend like 4 days swishing water in my mouth and smearing it on myself to not feel thirsty, idk how i didnt die of dehydration. the kicker is the first day i got sick i had to fly on a plane, the flight crew were really nice but told me i had to not throw up so much or they couldnt let me fly home, some health risk thing i guess.

[Anonymous No.15181359]

>>15180175
This. I've gotten fat finally and figured out how it happens: beer. That man is basically made of Coors.

[Anonymous No.15181365]

>>15179012
THAT'S NO MOON

[Anonymous No.15181376]

>>15180175
>Don't even front
Oh I'm sorry? We're letting niggers in here now? I don't think so? Please leave? Now?

[Anonymous No.15181393]

>>15180420
Why don't just die of cancer, huh?

[Anonymous No.15181397]

>>15181250
Get out of the city fren
Nature calls

[Anonymous No.15181420]

>>15179012
I think I was 4 or 5 at the time. More psychological than physical.
>Family went to Germany to visit relatives because new baby.
>Went to some hole-in-the-wall pizza shop for lunch.
>Had a slice of something.
>Threw up all over the floor.
>Avoided pizza of all kinds for next 6 years.
I still don't really care for pizza unless it's got next to no sauce and there is a layer of meat on it.

[Anonymous No.15181441]

>>15181203
Don’t be retarded and give yourself food poisoning? Seems simple enough, I guess.

[Anonymous No.15181448]

>>15181441
Tsk. Teleports behind you. Starts sucking your dick.

Tsk,

Didn't see that coming?

[Anonymous No.15181460]

>>15181397
Truly, nature is the only thing dividing man from npc.

[Anonymous No.15181462]

>>15180311
cool food sickness story fatass

[Anonymous No.15181471]

>>15181448
S-senpai
*cums profusely*
Swallow it you dirty whore.

[Anonymous No.15181472]

>>15180436
Is your GF Asian? I assume since I think the only reason someone would visit Cambodia is if they're Cambodian. If so good for you! How do you get an Asian gf? It's the reason I started dieting.

[Anonymous No.15181475]

>>15179020

Only gays need diapers when they get old

[Anonymous No.15181479]

>>15181471
I will swallow it

if you shitpost for me in this thread

>>15181156

[Anonymous No.15181514]

>>15179012
Ate some fried octopus ring with "risky" feta, spent two weeks on the shitter, only driping piping hot water after a few days. Just before I flushed my entire intestines, I shat green mucus, don't know if it was intestinal flora or remnants of meals...

[Anonymous No.15181520]

>>15179672
Sounds like an anecdote you repeat at each party you're invited to.
I don't mean you're lying, I mean it's easy to see you've worked the text.

[Anonymous No.15181541]

>>15179012
Store bought, pre-packaged guacamole. Ate a little bit, tasted fine going down, and when I when I woke up the next day my whole body was in pain for about 24 hours, and I slept for about half of it. Probably should have seen the doctor (although I don't know what they would have been able to do). Never buy dips and shit that were prepared at your grocery store's deli man.

[Anonymous No.15181600]

>>15181472
i'm Canadian and we all do the vietnam/cambodia trip. don't need any asian GF to visit that country.

[Anonymous No.15181628]

>>15179212
think how much money the government saved by not having to pay him any social security

[Anonymous No.15181708]

>>15181472
There are 2 ways to get an asian gf:
Be rich and buy a whore of your preferred race
or
Stop fetishizing someone for their race. It's gross.
t.has big butt tiny waist asian gf

[Anonymous No.15182020]

>>15180440
Do warfags really pull this shit? No wonder only stupid retards sign up to fight in meaningless wars

[Anonymous No.15182049]

>>15182020
>2020 - checked.

also, you speak the truth. only faggots join the military.

Bunch of fucking stupid goofs.

[Anonymous No.15182051]

>>15179012
>go grab lunch while at work and bring it back to my office
>some korean food
>spicy pork with rice and veg, super delicious
>devour it
>suddenly unholy cramps
>run to shitter
>as I'm unbuckling a dude walks in and starts making a phonecall
>blast ass so hard it's echoing
>sounded like cartoon fart sounds
>accompanied by liquid shit
>dude stays in the room on the phone despite my ear splitting farts

[Anonymous No.15182119]

>>15179020
There are reasons other than age to need a diaper

[Anonymous No.15182146]

>>15179065
I usually shit blood every Sunday/Monday all day from binge drinking Friday/Saturday it’s not that bad

[Anonymous No.15182155]

>>15182051
I remember my first time having Korean too

[Anonymous No.15182162]

>>15179027
You got E-coli, likely from the beef. Used to work at a chain pizza joint, learned very quickly to never order beef on pizza. Alfredo sauce and anchovies can be iffy as well. Basically anything that can spoil that isn't a common topping should be avoided.

[Anonymous No.15182228]

>>15179709
It is pretty well known the tap water in Mexico can make anyone that doesn't live there violently ill.
Just brushing your teeth in the tap can make you sick as well as any uncooked food that was washed in tap water.
Ironically, your best bet is to stick to grilled street foods and salsas.

[Anonymous No.15182438]

>>15182020
Are you actually curious why only stupid retards sign up to be disposable meat robots used to murder and be murdered for "glory" and country songs?

[Anonymous No.15182472]

>>15179212
My ex's stepdad was a big bloated fat fuck like the guy in the OP image. If I recall, he was only in his fifties but could hardly walk, and just laid in bed whenever he wasn't at work. Work being, of course, being a truck driver who sits on his day ass all day. He ended up dying a couple years ago after he fell and literally couldn't get back up, he broke both of his legs under his own weight. He had a bunch of extra health complications after that and croaked. Pretty sure he wasn't even 60 yet. I don't get how turbofats get that big and are seemingly ok with crumbling to dust by the age of 45.

[Anonymous No.15182495]

>>15179684
>family of 6
Absolute degeneracy

[Anonymous No.15182503]

>>15179696
>When I see Mexican cooks in a restaurant
You realize that is like 90% of them, don't you?

[Anonymous No.15182512]

>>15179807
Sounds like that shit was spiked desu

[Anonymous No.15182518]

>>15182228
This. A guy i knew got cancer had to get full bone marrow irradiation. He was in recovery for more than a year. cancer free but his immune system was shot and was basically bubble boy for more than six months. Really restrictive diet. Eventually he was feeling strong enough to travel. Went to mexico and are an enchilada plate with lettuce. The lettuce fucked him up and he died. Killed by fucking mexican lettuce.

[Anonymous No.15182525]

>>15180946
>The definition of a sadist
That would make him a masochist you asstard

[Anonymous No.15182530]

http://videos.bindext.com/watch/x4mldwq/school-children-get-sick.html

[Anonymous No.15182558]

>>15179696

I mean it's all up to if there is at least one head chef doing shit right and making sure they do it right.

A bunch of Mexicans unmonitored? Yeah that's a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.15182562]

>>15180351
>not flinging your shit drenched trousers at the enemy for psychological intimidation

[Anonymous No.15182567]

>>15179012
>What is your worst food related sickness story ?
Del Taco, but I keep going back

[Anonymous No.15182573]

After reading some of these stories I feel much better about being an absolute fucking nazi about cold chain policies. I drill down on my employees the importance of maintaining refrigeration and thawing temps. No longer than 10 minutes out of temp. I carry a temp gun to check temps of merch my people are stocking. I've fired people for repeatedly going 20 minutes before. Sometimes I've thought I was being too autistic, but I now feel vindicated.

>t. grocery store manager

[Anonymous No.15182575]

>>15180375
Should have sued them desu

[Anonymous No.15182591]

>>15180436
I almost pissed myself holy shit anon

[Anonymous No.15182597]

>>15180440
Are all navyfags this mentally ill?

[Anonymous No.15182654]

>>15180473
Agreed. Unless it's literally spoiled meat/milk I will put anything into my gut. My family thinks I am insane for eating any cheese that starts tasting more and more like bleu cheese than whatever its supposed to taste like. Sometimes when I'm drunk I forget to wash my hand after going to the bathroom and start eating chips. My homebrew hard cider, at 3 years old, now tastes more like yogurt than cider. Unless it's wet/sticky, I'll eat whatever I drop on the floor. I eat raw beef every chance I get.

The worst I get is some mushy light brown shits with mild stomach pain every 2-3 months. Germaphobes btfo. Once you realize expiration dates are just suggestions, you set yourself free.

Also I have not thrown up from anything but alcohol after reaching the age of 10.

[Anonymous No.15182707]

>>15182654
Forgot to add that I once ate a burrito I ordered from Chipotle over the course of 8 hours while walking around Baltimore with no ill effects. And I cannot tell you the amount of times i left a half eaten slice of pizza exposed in my shared college dorm overnight, only for it to become tomorrow's breakfast. If you regularly expose your GI tract to small amounts of bacteria, it learns how to deal with it without (literally) shitting the bed.

[Anonymous No.15182709]

Ate some meat that I left out too long before putting in the refrigerator. Had no idea it was from the meat, but I got the chills, shits, and the absolute worst stomach cramps I've ever experienced. It was excruciating. Spent a few hours in the ER. Not fun. Really haven't been the same since.

[Anonymous No.15182717]

>>15180313
tits or GTFO dumb bitch

[Anonymous No.15182733]

>>15180692
>After 4 days I was so dehydrated I thought about calling 911. My boyfriend at the time was useless but I finally talked him into buying me some pedialyte. It was 8 days before I could keep more than a sip of water down.
Please tell me you dumped him

[Anonymous No.15182748]

>>15180436
lmfao you certainly know how to live life, anon

[Anonymous No.15182808]

>>15181087
>a bad case of lantern flies
What does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.15182843]

>>15182051
Wtf was he talking about? The smell alone didn't drive him out?

[Anonymous No.15182859]

>>15180306
>Fly to the west coast with some co-workers for a convention related to our field of research
The cock sucking convention?

[Anonymous No.15182866]

>>15182518
>compromised immune system
>just beat off cancer
>restriced diet
>first thing he decides to eat of his own accord is Mexican food, in Mexico

It was suicide

[Anonymous No.15182875]

>>15182573

doing gods work there anon

[Anonymous No.15182883]

>>15182573
You might literally be saving lives, keep doing what you're doing. t. OCD

[Anonymous No.15182898]

>>15182808
>he doesn't know about lantern flies

I bet you've never heard of stove worms, either? lol

[Anonymous No.15182911]

>>15182573
we need more of like you in this world

[Anonymous No.15182969]

>>15181462
>eat food
>have shits
wow what a great variety of stories. Much wow

[Anonymous No.15183036]

>>15180375
Don't diss rotiss

But that said yes rotisserie chicken got me too. First time I may have ever gotten food poisoning. The worst feeling ever.
We thought I had COVID. Chills, fever, vomiting, diarrhea, etc.. I felt Death's hands on me. Bed ridden and horribly sick. So weak.

Admittedly I might think twice about rotisserie chicken. That was the last meal before I got sick.

[Anonymous No.15183166]

>>15179012
I'm not a good story teller but this should fall near the end of the thread so who cares.
Every year my mom would take me crystal mining with her in Arkansas. It was an annual quart ming competition or something. I was eight so digging in the dirt was my jam. Usually we'd stay in a motel that specifically catered to out of town miners. It was a weird place. There was a restraunt run by the wife of the owner and she had out there stuff hung all over the walls.
I got a burger and I remember thinking it tasted weird. The whole thing was pink and reminded me of how my grandma's house smelled (mildew). Afterwards everything seemed ok and I slept through the night.
The next morning we took my moms jeep up a steep backroad to one of the mines. The car jerked a lot and that's when I knew things were amiss. My mom let me out and I projectile vomited while spewing shit on the side of the road. I probably should have specified how big this competition is. Imagine thousands of prospectors and hippies converging to different mines in one area of Arkansas. I had to sit there on the side of the road like a two way lawn sprinkler of shit and vomit while hundreds of people drove by. Some honked, most ignored it, and some even stopped to try and help.
When my body had seemed to stop imploding my mom decided we should go down to the mine so we didn't wasted the trip. I basically found a hole from a previous quartz vain and hid there like a shit golem. Every once and while a miner would stop and give me water or crackers. Nothing stayed down. By the time we left there was a rank puddle of ass juice (it wasn't thick enough to be shit) and regurgitated water. I don't recall how it felt as I'm now in my late twenties but to this day I can't eat burgers

[Anonymous No.15183200]

If there's one thing I've learned from this thread, it's not the obvious that people should handle food property, that's a given. It's that people should be able to detect bad food and NOT FUCKING EAT IT. How do you people just consume spoiled shit? I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.15183208]

All the stories revolve around eating meat and dairy. I wonder why.

[Anonymous No.15183226]

>>15179012
I always wonder how people like in your pic could even be alive. Mean while people 1/3 of that size die from health related problems

[Anonymous No.15183228]

>>15182146
that isn't normal

[Anonymous No.15183235]

>>15183208
Because that's what 99% of people eat on a daily basis, retard.

[Anonymous No.15183241]

Had explosive diarrhea every single day for months. Got it from Little Caesars when I was a kid. I think it made my immune system stronger though. I’ve eaten all sorts of weird shit since then.

[Anonymous No.15183290]

>>15183235
In the next couple of day you will have projectile diarrhea think of me when your asshole gets ripped apart, please.

[Anonymous No.15183359]

When I was in high school my grandma made me a rare as fuck steak that was delicious but within an hour of eating it I'd turned white and was throwing up and shitting everywhere. My 90 year old grandpa ate basically the same steak, I think his was even rarer and he was completely fine.

[Anonymous No.15183386]

>>15182146
you got colon cancer anon

[Anonymous No.15183425]

One time I ate raw, chocolate chip cookie dough and got so sick I was vomiting and then my muscle contractions from vomiting made me squirt out diarrhea.

Turns out my mom had brought home Norovirus home from the hospital she works at- but I still will wretch at the thought of eating raw cookie dough.

[Anonymous No.15183456]

>>15182438
Please go into your local vfw and spout off these hot takes, pussy.

[Anonymous No.15183514]

>>15179012
>be in high school on the state wrestling team
>coach decides we're going to fly out to Jr duels in bumfuck Oklahoma
>dropping down 14 pounds or so
>the duels are a day before weigh in for greco then a +5 for freestyle in ~2 days so long as you wrestle 2 greco matches
>make weight and me and my friends decide to walk to a golden corral and pig out as short sited teenagers do
>get back to the room and feel fine
>make it to the next day as we're leaving the hotel I start hurling every 30 seconds into the trashcan by the door
>get left behind at the hotel throwing up until they come back at noon and take me to the hospital because I'm still throwing up
>get a couple iv bags of saline because I'm so dehydrated and I can't keep down anything
>get brought back to the hotel and weigh myself am barely lighter than what I weighed in at despite the about 4 pounds of liquid I got at the hospital
>coach decides I came out here so I might as well make it worth it and makes me wrestle the next day so I can weigh in again and wrestle free style
>get my ass kicked for the next 2 days because I'm still violently ill and can barely keep anything down
>never eat at a buffet again

[Anonymous No.15183558]

>>15180412
diabetus

[Anonymous No.15183581]

>>15180421
Good to hear anon.

[Anonymous No.15183617]

>>15180121
Hey Aurora bro! I lived up off 87th

[Anonymous No.15183618]

>25th birthday several years ago
>had just gotten out of a severely abusive relationship months earlier
>parents brought me out to a fancy seafood place after spending the previous night getting shitfaced with the boys
>always iffy about seafood, had mild poisoning several times at various cheap restaurants
>specifically told my mother this and she insisted that we go there
>decide to play it safe
>parents get various exotic raw and imported/far-traveled fish
>I get the regular ass beer battered cod
>get home
>violently puking for 2 hours on and off
>end up passing out and needing to go to the hospital
>forced to use 3 sick days recovering and losing about 10lbs
>miss out on plans to hang with several friends that week that I hadn't seen in years
>scheduling prevents me from seeing them for several more years
>mom still brings it up like a joke

[Anonymous No.15183688]

>>15179012
>consigned to live with father by mother for being an insolent shit
>father was living in Bengladesh so thats where I go
>one of several servants is a cook, makes basic shit, tries to make fat yankee food but it tastes funny and looks gross
>swarmed by peasants at a grocery store, shirt gets torn as they grab for a bushel of grapes
>get mildly sick a couple of times, think its just this third world shithole, its monsoon season after all
>get bitten by a mongoose
>cook still making weird gross oddly colored bad tasting food, today it's ""fish"" fillets with humus
>get REALLY sick
>horrible abdominal cramps, shit liquid for a week, can barely walk, no energy even to talk
>several times a day for a week walk naked to take showers for relief, dgaf about servants or decency
>spend rest of time in sweat puddle on cold concrete floor to offset fever
>raise question to dad, is this guy even a cook?
>he was never a cook
>lied to get a job from """"""rich"""""" white sultan-god
>find out later that fucking mudslimes don't use toilet paper or wash their hands when they take a shit
>they shit in a hole, scoop the remaining shit out of their asshole directly with their left hand, and dump water down their back to """"clean"""" up
>cook has been sourcing, cooking and serving food with literally shit covered hands the entire time
Fuck you Kassam.

[Anonymous No.15183715]

>>15183200
this asshole thinks norovirus is discernible with normal humans senses

how in the jesuscunt do you even remember to take a breath?

[Anonymous No.15183765]

>easter
>family doesnt get together because everyone is scared of the meme flu
>think about grandma and your fat fuck of an uncle, anon
>mom makes some traditional easter stuff anyway to put in tupperware for me
>its turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing and maybe a couple other things
>eat it
>tastesgoodman
>wake up in the night becauae i feel so uncomfortable
>my gut feels like a balloon stretched to the limit from bloat
>akin on stomach actually hurts like the skin is about to tear or something
>have a feeling of panic come over me
>never felt this before
>i let out a huge belch
>it relieved it just a bit
>get up and walk around
>letting out for real 15 second straight belches and farts for quite a while
>feel much better, stomach is no longer a beach ball
>go back to sleep
>wake up again in the same state
>wtf is this?
>walk around belching and farting the rest of the night
it was also those farts where it's basically silent with all gas and no ass smacking so it was a hell of a lot of gas coming out of me. I dunno what that was about. I threw out the rest of it.

[Anonymous No.15183771]

>>15179635
Based, you and my mom could be friends. We had like 3 major hurricanes this year and there's frozen blood in the bottom of the freezer. She threw away nothing. BASED frugal mom.

[Anonymous No.15183785]

>>15181219
Yeah. you pretty much have to just sift through the people until you find some lifers.

[Anonymous No.15183800]

>>15179012
>mom once made burgers.
>Except if you live in eastern europe it was a kotlet.
>never really been a fan of crispy pork it makes me feel sick
>that was burger made from pork meat and it wasn't cooked through
>that night I throw up all night
>that week I throw up all week
>get diagnosed with food poisoning
>fall ill afterwards with high fever and bad cough
>get diagnosed with chlamydia
>stay ill for half a year
>feel like absolutely shit afterwards
>get diagnosed with asthma
>still have it
TL;DR
my moms burgers so shit it gave me asthma.

[Anonymous No.15183814]

>>15180313
I wouldn't even date you if you wouldn't top me you lazy fucking bitch. Learn to take charge, get a strap-on.

[Anonymous No.15183858]

I got sick as a kid after eating a pizza with eggs on it. The sight or even thought of it makes me nauseous.

[Anonymous No.15183862]

>>15181472
I'm Asian with a European wife. We were visiting the ruins of Sim Reap and Island hopping. The ruins of Sim Reap are worth a visit in everyone's lifetime in my opinion. Centuries of work to build these temples and they all collapse under the burden of its own infrastructure in a matter of decades. Everything has their season of rise and fall.

tldr
>Cambodia is cool because Tomb Raider was shot there. huh huh...

[Anonymous No.15183892]

>>15182573
Based lawful good chad

[Anonymous No.15183903]

>>15179012
5mm kidney stone, interfered with my kidneys ability to drain properly causing extreme pain and a constant feeling of sickness because of all the build up, was in the hospital for a solid week
>It had 3 brothers of equal size that I will have to pass at some point
>recently started getting the same pains and sickness I felt with the first stone and some redness in my urine

Drink water, stay hydrated.

[Anonymous No.15183905]

>>15183166
>two way lawn sprinkler of shit and vomit

That's a good visual.

[Anonymous No.15183937]

>>15179012
>eat some raw beef liver cauae sv3rige told me to
>feel really energized, damn good stuff
>two weeks later
>shit and puke out the smallest drop of water that enters my body, let alone food
>continues for 13 days straight

I've eaten raw liver again since then woth no problems so idk if it caused it or not

[Anonymous No.15183950]

>grandmother buys me a packet of dried wild rice pilaf from Michigan
>the kind of shit you buy to eat while going camping
>living on work housing two years later, out of food so i decide to finally eat it
>tastes okay, finish the whole package
>stomach starts rumbling
>start to let out the most rancid smelling farts i have ever produced
>bad enough that i'm positive anyone who wasn't me would gag or puke at the smell
>have to decline going to dinner with my coworkers

[Anonymous No.15183963]

Ate a bad pizza once and got food poisoning. That was pretty much it.

I'm unironically not trying to do the whole "literally obsessed" meme, but I was genuinely shocked to find out that food poisoning is a normal and frequent occurrence to your average America. As a yuro you can go through your whole life without having it. I myself was unlucky because I took a chance with a camel jockey joint.

[Anonymous No.15184042]

Lol, y'all are fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.15184064]

When I was a kid, mom and dad got divorced, and dad took me to Costco once, told me to pick out what I wanted. I picked Power Bars, which are protein bars, because I thought they were candy. He forced me to eat the whole box.

One morning he was mad because I hadn't written my paper for school, so he made me eat a quick breakfast before he was going to watch me work on my assignment. He forced me to eat 4 power bars, and warm Hawaiian Punch. Not long after, I told him I wasn't feeling well, asked if I could go to the bathroom, and he said I was just trying to get out of homework.

30 seconds later I power puked warm Hawaiian Punch and Power Bars all over the guest bedroom, computer desk, and hallway, completely ruining all of the bedding and making him have to replace all of the upstairs carpeting.

[Anonymous No.15184066]

Just wanted to post this classic.

[Anonymous No.15184079]

>>15183903
Have had similar experiences anon. Start drinking lemonade everyday (but watch the sugar content) and take potassium citrate daily. It dissolves the stones. Haven't had one in 2 years now and I was getting them a few times a year. Drink plenty of water too. Urine should be as close to clear as possible.

[Anonymous No.15184105]

>>15184066
lmao more like vlassic

[Anonymous No.15184129]

>>15179212
Hello fellow medfag.
>a whole roasted duck
>midnight snack
Fucking based ngl

[Anonymous No.15184131]

>>15179635
I want to jackhammer your mom's rosebud

[Anonymous No.15184140]

>>15180313
>tfw no /ck/ gf to turn her insides into sloppa

[Anonymous No.15184152]

>>15184079
I drink over 3 liters of water a day I am constantly pissing and it's always clear, I have had some bloods done, urine taken, camera down the piss hole. I wanna see what the uro says before taking anything but I will keep your post in mind the next time I meet with them.

[Anonymous No.15184162]

>>15182573
As someone who would be the dumb airhead to leave shit out too long, let me say you are 100% justified in firing people like me

[Anonymous No.15184172]

>>15183208
>he thinks meat and dairy are more dangerous than lettuce alone
Is this satire?

[Anonymous No.15184179]

>>15182146
>bruh.mp3

[Anonymous No.15184216]

>>15179709
i the past i work in a 3 star place (yes i am a beaner) they use this kind of fridge for everything even meat

[Anonymous No.15184257]

>currently pissing out my ass
Please God just don't bring on vomiting

[Anonymous No.15184272]

you know how is worse than a jew yes a mexican jew. i before the corona i work in a chicken place in san pedro the owner (a real jew) buy the cheapest chicken usually barrely rotten he know this thing can made people sick and for that reason he tell us to overcook everything

[Anonymous No.15184286]

>>15179203
Gluten sensitivity, casein sensitivity, or tomato sensitivity. You probably can't withstand a large amount of the offending ingredient.

[Anonymous No.15184288]

>>15179102
>dried spaghetti was visible for months in the pavement.
story of my life

[Anonymous No.15184301]

>>15182573
thank you for your service anon, I always worry about how seriously that stuff is taken at grocery stores

[Anonymous No.15184313]

>>15183617
See any good movies lately?

[Anonymous No.15184401]

>>15180692
Funny, my boyfriend is always happy when I have liquid shit. He just fucks my raw asshole afterward.

[Anonymous No.15184431]

>>15183937
That's good, that's because the fasciola hepatica migrated successfully to your liver for their adult form. You'll get cancer in 15 years without parasitic treatment of triclabendazole.

[Anonymous No.15184457]

>>15182573
Based weirdo

[Anonymous No.15184465]

>>15182162
I just looked up E Coli symptoms.
Thats definately what I had man.

[Anonymous No.15184469]

>>15183166
Fuck your hippie mom, she should have taken you home lol. What part of Arkansas?

[Anonymous No.15184479]

>>15184105
BASED

[Anonymous No.15184482]

>>15183618
You need to take charge of your birthday week and tell your cunt mom you're not eating water bugs.

[Anonymous No.15184491]

>>15183688
Kassam fed you, you little ungrateful shit. I hope Kassam got into that boypussy while it was still tight!

[Anonymous No.15184495]

>>15183765
Nah that's normal. You're just a braphogg

[Anonymous No.15184512]

>>15184064
Based, fuck your faggot dad

[Anonymous No.15184539]

>be 11
>dad starts seeing women in other city
>Swiss chalet night with the kids.jpeg
>have to sleep over
>wake up with stomach pain
>before I can even close the bathroom door I'm projectile vomiting and my ass is ready to explode
>vomit all over my clothes while my ass is erupting
>puke all over floor too
>borrow pajamas
>pass out from sitting and vomiting exhaustion right after
Really hazy memory of it but it's been
15 years and fuck that place. Always got sick after any of their chicken meals but that was torture.

[Anonymous No.15184556]

I don't remember what caused it, but the worst food poisoning I had as a projectile vomiting, diarrhea and fever combo. I took seven different pills everyday for a week. I had to go to the hospital to have intravenous saline.

[Anonymous No.15184612]

I ate sushi in washington. I got so sick I went 2 shades more pale and was told i looked pasty. i shit so much i was bedridden for 2 days.

[Anonymous No.15184751]

>>15179020
You fucking fat retard!

[Anonymous No.15184779]

>>15179012
1998. I had just turned 8 myself. The new Godzilla movie had just come out. (The first, shitty American one with Matthew Broderick. Well I'm a little bastard and I love that stupid lizard. My father decides for a birthday gift, he's gonna take me to a drive-in and watch it with me. Lucky him, it's a double feature and Saving Private Ryan is on. He got me some pizza, a drink, and popcorn and hoped I'd ignore the first movie. Well I fucking didn't. The onions and mushrooms on the pizza weren't cooked very well, I was already nauseous by the time the movie started getting really bad. Puked for an hour outside he car while dad enjoyed his movie. Managed to collect myself for Godzilla though. Was a shitty movie too.

[Anonymous No.15184806]

I didn't get sick but
>shitty pizza place in small town
>fixture of community, has two arcade machines in the 90s
>eat there after little league games
>the owner nick/nico is known by everyone, sometimes delivers pizzas himself
>gets shut down by the health department one day for having rat shit in the kitchen
>continue eating there when they reopen because it's nearby and I'm a retard
>place limps along for a couple years
>obviously goes out of business
>friend sees old nico working the oven at another pizza resteraunt in another town, had to get a job working for someone else

sad story

[Anonymous No.15184810]

>>15183715
wear a mask

[Anonymous No.15184813]

>>15181006
i was 11 when it happened

[Anonymous No.15184821]

>>15182573
Based

[Anonymous No.15184845]

>>15184066
Dang i want some pickles

[Anonymous No.15184934]

>>15182512
Nah maybe it was the bug. Vomit was brown.

[Anonymous No.15184991]

>>15180327
>no water source
W-what?

[Anonymous No.15185011]

>>15180313
Tits or gtfo cunt

[Anonymous No.15185116]

>>15180932
Great tit/10

[Anonymous No.15185119]

>>15181205
>>15181205

Not a food sickness story but your story of employee bafoonery reminded me of a happening at the restaurant I worked at when I was a young line cook.

>End of a busy summer night
>me and 3 other employees are the last ones out, cleaning our stations
>2 line cooks and 2 dishwashers
>Dishwasher kids look fucked, gonna be here at least 2 more hours.
>30 minutes or so pass, me and the other cook haul ass and finish cleaning our station
>Boss comes to check us out
>Goodjob.exe
>clockout.exe
>Boss checks out dishwashers
>oh boy here we go, expect my boss to flip out cause they're so behind
>they're actually almost done and mopping out
>huh, never thought they had it in em
>Boss thoroughly impressed
>Boss looks around
>looks at half empty "clean" dish rack
>looks at dishwasher full of nothing
>realization.png
>B-lines to the dumpster out back and rages
>I have to hop in and pull out 2 large garbage bags of dirty and broken dishes

>these niggas thought they could get away with throwing away half of the dishes in the restaurant, say they cleaned it, and not expect the manager to notice.

Truly, food service employees are worthless.

[Anonymous No.15185127]

>>15182119
>this is normal for fags

[Anonymous No.15185128]

>>15182119
I'm genuinely surprised this guy doesn't just wear a pad like a chick.

[Anonymous No.15185132]

>>15185119

Here's a pseudo food sickness story.
No one got sick but if left alone then I'm sure some poor soul would have perished.

>be me
>work as a dishwasher at a shitty restaurant
>in the backroom looking at the "clean" food buckets seeing if they're up to par
>(boss makes food and uses these buckets to store it for later)
>grab a clean one to check
>look inside
>at the bottom of the bucket i see some black specs/stringy black stuff
>must be some dirt/steel wool bits, I'll clean it
>look closer
>the stringy bits are actually not stringy bits they're tiny, slim, black, worm like creatures
>Wriggling around the bottom of the bucket and standing up straight like tapeworms begging for food or something
>never seen anything like em
>rightfully disgusted
>ask assistant manager what the fuck is this alien species doing in the bottom of this bucket in a shitty restaurant
>he looks inside
>visible confusion and disgust, also, never seen anything like it.
>he just tells me to throw away the bucket cause he doesn't want to deal with the possibility of finding more

To this day I still don't know what the fuck was in that bucket, where they came from, or if there were more.
All I think about is how many meals have I eaten in that restaurant that had lil black wormies in it.

[Anonymous No.15185138]

>>15182709
>this nigger got food poisoning so hard he’s never been the same since
You deserved it for being a retard

[Anonymous No.15185143]

>>15182146
And thus, I was reminded that while I do have a problem, I don't have this problem.

[Anonymous No.15185144]

>>15183036
>we thought I had COVID
>First time I may have ever gotten food poisoning
>I felt Death's hands on me

>first time
>in 2020
You’re clearly underaged, a redditor, and a tremendous fucking faggot. Go back or kys, whatever gets the job done.

[Anonymous No.15185149]

>>15183166
At least you actually knew what the source of the sickness was. Half of these retards think food poisoning works like magic and they get it from something they ate 20 minutes ago.

[Anonymous No.15185159]

>>15183618
You sound like a loser lol

[Anonymous No.15185162]

>>15183688
Who the fuck actually takes the time to come up with this shit?

[Anonymous No.15185168]

>>15183765
You just had gas lol why are so many people in this thread fucking pussies. I can’t believe you threw out food your mother made for you, ungrateful spoiled brat.

[Anonymous No.15185173]

>>15183800
>get diagnosed with food poisoning
Communism.
>get diagnosed with chlamydia
>get diagnosed with asthma
> moms burgers so shit it gave me asthma
How the fuck did she give you chlamydia?

[Anonymous No.15185185]

>>15180351
Damn, can't even imagine about condition of ww1 soldier with serious case of desentery

[Anonymous No.15185197]

>>15184806
>has rats in the kitchen
It’s not a sad story that lazy fuck should’ve kept his kitchen clean, it really isn’t that hard.

[Anonymous No.15185199]

>>15183456
What's the implication here?
That the simpleton meatheads will kick his ass for expressing an opinion because that's all they know?

[Anonymous No.15185205]

>>15185132
The fact that shit happens like this probably all the time all over the world convinces me that an alien invasion could easily happen right under our noses because 99% of you fucking retards can’t even manage to do anything. Why wouldn’t you look for more? They were probably all over the fucking place if they were all inside of a stupid bucket. They might have just been some fly larvae or something, but the fact that you both just chose to ignore it completely is really retarded.

[Anonymous No.15185278]

>>15185132
Looks like mosquitoes larvae.

[Anonymous No.15185338]

>>15183800
>get diagnosed with chlamydia
Who was fucking you as a kid?

[Anonymous No.15185415]

>>15179012
Had some fish at some "hip" biatro bar in Santa Monica. Got some bacterial intestinal infection that gave me serious diarrhea for several days before I finally bit the bullet and got help. Had to take antibiotics for 12 days. Apparently, the strain of bacteria is really only ptevalent in central America and is easily killed fr standard hygiene peactices...ffs. absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.15185432]

>>15179689
>You did a thing?!
>Well, I did another thing.
>You should have done what I did? Doiing other things than what I do is dumb.

[Anonymous No.15185447]

I was visiting friends in LA a few years ago and we went to The Cheesecake Factory (my first and last time eating there). On the way back to their house, I felt sick so asked them to pull over, they were giving my shit but they did and I puked all over the side of the Waldorf Astoria hotel, which is to you EUs, one of the most prestigious hotels in the USA. They let me go inside and use their public bathroom to clean up, and holy shit, you could rent one of those stalls out for like $1500 a month. Thats a nice fucking hotel.

[Anonymous No.15185450]

>>15179219
Nothing better than working in heavy industry when you are sick. There are no sick days, you just have to keep going.

[Anonymous No.15185451]

>>15179016

>good kind of fat

Dude look at his fucking legs topkek

[Anonymous No.15185464]

>>15179212
>a whole roasted duck

A real human bean

[Anonymous No.15185470]

>>15185415
lol

[Anonymous No.15185474]

>>15185447
so its a pigs sty. typical burgerland.

[Anonymous No.15185478]

>>15183937
I am born and raised in Sweden, not once has it ever been suggested to me to eat raw liver. Where are you from?

[Anonymous No.15185501]

>>15185474

Rent free

[Anonymous No.15185541]

>Be me, around 4 years ago
>Having a get-together with my 3 siblings (2 sisters and a brother) at my sisters apartment
>Sisters were in charge of cooking, brother and I in charge of getting booze
>Sisters cook frikadeller (danish meatballs with pork) and potato salad
>When eating I notice that the meatballs are definetly not cooked through, sisters insist they are, brother doesn't care
>Fast forward 3 hours
>We are getting hammered
>Suddenly one of my sisters get a weird look on her face
>She immediatly heads for the bathroom
>Can hear puking sounds
>The rest of us immediatly feel funny as well
>My other sister heads for the kitchen sink, i grab a bowl and my brother heads out on the balcony

My sisters apartment is on the 6th floor in an apartment complex, and on that night a hurricane was going on for full throttle

>Brother starts puking over the balcony
>Puke goes fucking sideways instead of down
>See puke get carried through the wind
>Went out looking the next morning, at least 14 apartments had been hit

My brother and I were in charge of the cooking from then on

[Anonymous No.15185591]

>>15185447
I’ve never heard a single good thing about the Cheesecake Factory and have heard stories akin to this more times than I can remember. I’ll never understand why vapid women have an obsession with that shithole of a “restaurant”. At some point, the US stopped having nice restaurants and they were all replaced by shitty, overpriced garbage with flashy buildings around them.

[Anonymous No.15185594]

>>15185541
>at least 14 apartments had been hit
Top fucking kek, makes me wanna go for the highscore

[Anonymous No.15185953]

My quality and hard life hardened tastebuds cannot appreciate the ultra low quality merimutt foods.. its too bland and low quality at the same time, made me sad when i traveled from west to east coast

[Anonymous No.15185962]

>>15181628
You can get SSDI for being overweight at any age. Just have a MD sign off on some BS reason like bad joints

[Anonymous No.15185967]

>>15179212
Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.15185975]

>>15179696
Do you only eat at Michelin rated restaurants? Otherwise good luck finding one without one in the kitchen

[Anonymous No.15185995]

The night before starting my first shift at Chipotle I got terrible food poisoning from Wendys and my girlfriend did too.

I remember I had to call out and my manager sounded so defeated like "I just fucking hired this guy and he's already calling out before his first shift?". Anyway, I remember taking a shower and feeling so nauseous and dizzy I thought I was gonna fall out. It was the worse food-related sickness I ever had.

The next day I felt a bit better but not 100% but I was determined to go in and actually work, anyways, early that morning before my shift my girlfriend ended up shitting on herself before making it into the bathroom and removing her shit-covered lingerie and putting it in the corner of our stand-up shower. I woke up to her crawling out of the bathroom telling me she wouldn't be able to give me a ride to work.

I called an Uber and went to work and quit 2 days later on my lunch break. I never worked in the food industry after that again and me and my GF went alteast 2 years before eating Wendys again.

The afternoon I came home from my first shift my girlfriend was in bed sleeping, she was so sick and dehydrated from the food poisoning. I went to take a piss and the bathroom smelt like shit. My girlfriend never went back into the bathroom to put her shit-covered lingerie in the washer from earlier that morning. I ended up throwing it out in a plastic bag.

[Anonymous No.15186005]

>>15179012
I really wanted to eat yogurt and saw one in my fridge that had an expiration date 2 years back. It smelled and look fine so I ate it. Ended up vomiting halfway through eating the cup then violent diarrhea followed by a fever for the next few days. I learned the difference between use by and best by that day

[Anonymous No.15186079]

>>15179012
what kind of meat is this always wanted to know.

[Anonymous No.15186116]

>>15185975
>live in Canada
>no faggot "michelin rated restaurants."
>No mexicans

[Anonymous No.15186119]

>>15186079
Pork. Looks like ribs

[Anonymous No.15186129]

>High School Graduation
>chinese buffet
>wonton soup
>old
>shit so liquidity you'd think i was pissing
>went on for two days
Did bump into a classmate who I later lost my virginity to. Guess it was worth it

[Anonymous No.15186135]

I once ate some moldy bread, then spit it out because it tastes like nail polish remover.

[Anonymous No.15186140]

>>15182573
Nah, you're retarded. Shit needs to be out of temp for hours to even possibly have any damage done. Guarantee that every single one of your employees hates you. I hope your $13/hr is worth it.

[Anonymous No.15186147]

>>15185478
note the "3", it's the handle of this nutjob on youtube who eats rotten meat and stares at the sun, still good videos though

[Anonymous No.15186161]

>>15179012
Food poisoning back in the 90's.

Told this before in some other thread but back when McDonald's sold the Arch Deluxe me and a buddy went to try them. They weren't bad, and at the time they were running the Monopoly game and I won a free one, which I ate. Next morning I woke up and thought I was dying. Non stop vomiting, projectile vomiting. Couldn't even keep sips of water down. That wasn't even the worst part. My eyes did this weird shit where they moved on their own. To describe it, like if I tried to focus on a clock on the wall, my eyes world drift off to the left and wouldn't stay where I looked no matter how hard I tried. That shit scared me worse than throwing up every 5 minutes. This lasted two days, didn't go to the hospital though I shouldve and it went away on its own. That's why I'll never eat fast food again.

[Anonymous No.15186220]

>>15179012
Had an airport sandwich at the airport in iceland. Idk what was wrong with it, the date on it was fine and all that but once i was on the plane i was puking and shitting like you wouldnt believe. My flight was like 6 hours long too and the more i puked and shit myself the more surprised i was that i even had that much stuff in me. It stung and burned and i couldnt get any kind of relief.

[Anonymous No.15186229]

>>15179027

>Bad Gastro for three weeks

I wouldn't wish that shit on my worst enemy. So much vomiting and diarrhea mixed with a total lack of appetite and complete lethargy feels like a death sentence

[Anonymous No.15186244]

>>15179106
This, got my drunkest recently and threw up so fucking much in the morning. Never happened before then. New meds make liquor stronger and I hadn't tried shots since starting them

[Anonymous No.15186256]

>>15182573

Keep doing what you're doing. A few years ago I was roommates with a guy who worked in preventative medicine and he was a complete asshole about food safety. In retrospect, he probably just saved me from myself.

[Anonymous No.15186261]

>dad's friend invites us to her house for thanksgiving
>we're all brits living in america so we just use the time off to relax and meet up
>eat some chicken
>fine for about an hour
>really need to poop
>don't like pooping in a toilet that isn't my own
>start to feel nauseous too
>when we eventually get home all, what fluids I don't shit out I vomit out
>really bad for two days
>fast forward five months
>turns out my dad was banging that woman behind my mum's back

[Anonymous No.15186269]

>>15184779

>Puked for an hour outside he car while dad enjoyed his movie

He was doing all he could

[Anonymous No.15186280]

>>15186161

You were so sick your own eyes were trying to escape your skull lmao

[Anonymous No.15186324]

>>15179012
Ate a girl out who had a yeast infection and then drank beer later. Puked the entirety of the next day

[Anonymous No.15186364]

not food poisoning, just drunkenness
>go away with work for the first time
>not actually part of the sales team, but they pinch me for this
>setup is physically exhausting, 9 to 6 moving stuff around, being on the floor, on top of a ladder, having to work around people
>worth it because a nice meal and drinks are paid for, then I get to go back to my room in a Crowne Plaza
>last day of setup, people from the office come and help us with the final touches
>we all go out for a meal and drinks when we finish
>i end up getting beyond shitfaced, haven't drank for maybe three weeks so it goes to my head really quickly
>one of the sales reps can see I'm clearly out of my depth and says to me I should probably stop and go back to the hotel
>bar is only a few minutes from the hotel
>stumble in to my room and head for the toilet
>lie on the floor for a bit because it's nice and cool
>decide to throw up
>somehow manage to wake up the next morning
>realise I have 10 minutes to shower and dress to meet everyone downstairs
>my room stinks of vomit
>go to bathroom
>i didn't throw up in the toilet, I threw up all over the floor
>dry heave at the stench
>shower anyway, get dressed, put on my jacket
>that's covered in vomit too
>make it through the first day of sales like a champ
>come back to my room
>someone cleaned up the vomit
A day or two later I matched with a girl on tinder that worked in the hotel as a housemaid. I told her what happened and she said even though it was disgusting, the person who was on duty that day was a bitch and deserved it
And I still haven't learnt to pace myself

[Anonymous No.15186432]

> be me, 13
> eating disorder induced binges with unthinkable combinations of foods, cravings i didnt even know a man can have
> one evening feel a bit sick to the stomach going to bed
> "oh must be some minor ache" i think for the next 20 minutes trying to sleep
> it gets worse, tension going up my esophagus that i cant burp out, cramps kicking in
> im in cold sweat, doubled over the toilet trying to throw up
> must be around 2am, mom woke up, concerned
> proceed to drink 1.5l of water and violate the back of my mouth with spoon handle, nothing comes out, just feel worse from all the liquid
> take several painkillers and stomach meds, full-blown trench warfare in my intestines
> by 4am i am pale and thinking i'm in purgatory, mom calls an ambulance
> docs palpate my stomach and ask what i ate, 15 miserable minutes pass
> suddenly i feel it
> jump and hurry to the bathroom, throw up in the hallway one step short from the toilet, distinct pieces of undigested food i ate since breakfast
> suddenly recall i devoured some canned pineapples, dried/salted fish, sourmilk products and a shitload of other weird things that day that i forgot about instantly aftet eating
went to sleep normally and revaluated my life choices

[Anonymous No.15186499]

>>15179016

[Anonymous No.15186515]

>>15186140
I bet you've got people sick. Also I make 80 a year

[Anonymous No.15186566]

>>15186280
For real. The closest I can get to describing the sensation is like if you soon around real fast to get dizzy and stop, how your eyes travel... That was what it was like sitting still trying to look at stationary shit

[Anonymous No.15186596]

>>15186566
*spin
I swear autocorrect is pissing me off, the shit isn't even on and it still changes words

[Anonymous No.15186703]

>Be me
> Walking through the streets in Barcelona with some schoolmates
>The town is nice, but the amount of tourists is just horrible.
*spots a KFC*
> "Well i've eaten at Burger king here so i shouldnt get food poisoning"
>Buys some wings, fries and a soda.
>Eat it up and feel fine for the rest of the day.
Next day:
>Be me in bed
>Bit stressful because we are leaving for france that day
>Stomach feels wierd and i feel very sick
>go to the bathroom thinking i'll have a nice poopoo before the train journey
>Projectile half-watery shit fires out of my ass like those ww2 Katyusha rockets
>Flamethrower-style vomit flies out my mouth with similar velocity
>"Anon have you finished packing? we are leaving soon!"
>I am finished puking and pooping but my body is devastated and i have very little energy.
>Force myself up and clean the bathroom
>Pack my stuff walk like an old granny down the stairs praying there isnt a round 2
>Spend the entire train journey being quite possibly the sickest ive ever been.
>even puked in several trash cans throughout the southern france area.

[Anonymous No.15186756]

>>15185162
t. Kassam

[Anonymous No.15187436]

>>15185162
Fuck you, Kassam.

[Anonymous No.15187498]

>>15180220
Had some spicy liquid shits recently becuse of chicken and sausage drenched in pepper sauce
I'll still eat the pepper sauce everytime. It tastes too good

[Anonymous No.15187722]

>>15179012
Had salmonella infection. Piss and shit and puke for 2 weeks, stomach ache all the fucking time. Couldn't leave bed all that time.

[Anonymous No.15187844]

>>15185995
>gets job
>calls out first day
>quits on his third
Zoomers are pathetic

[Anonymous No.15187973]

>>15186515
>I bet you've got
Well shit, I'm sorry my man. I didn't realize you were just a complete retard. No wonder you're unable to read what actual health guidelines are for keeping food out of refrigeration. Protip: Unless you're leaving it in 90F weather, it will be fine for 2 hours or so. Leaving it out for 10-30ish minutes isn't going to cause any harm whatsoever. You're just annoying the fuck out of your employees for no reason.

[Anonymous No.15188030]

>family comes back from road trip
>we stop at burger king and get food. Everyone but me and pops eats burgers. They all had chicken stuff or salads
>me and pops both get sick later after eating. Shits. Stomach pain
>next day pops eats a spare burger leftover in the fridge and gets sick again
>family never eats at BK ever again

Nothing of value was lost