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Ethnic Food Edition

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>>15177005
Pure autism.

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>> No.15177043

>>15177024
please tell me he's british

>> No.15177064

>>15177043
Of course he is. Even if he wasn't wearing a shirt that said "Nigel" on it, everything about this screams bong.

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>> No.15177372

Can someone post the egg sliding of the grill or whatever that thing is? Always gave me a good chuckle

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>>15176991
I think ur supposed to provide a URL OP, u brain dead faggot. Let help you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGWJWPDsJXs&t=610s

>> No.15177785

>>15177779
Why the fuck would I link to youtube in a webm thread? Fuck off.

>> No.15177976

>>15177024
Oh, yes. Superlad Nigel. What an absolute unit.

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>>15176991
>It is big
>But it is not MAC

>> No.15178575

>>15177779
the old cunt is a real son of a bitch. eat the fucking burger you clown.

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>>15177024
>sauce in fry box

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>>15178498
breadface was fun for a while but now she's just another whore on the Internet

>> No.15179308

>>15179296
ok this is evil

>> No.15179330

>>15179296
What a shitstorm.

>> No.15179335

>>15177024
visual high blood pressure

>> No.15179359

>>15176991
tribal people? wearing digital watches and nail polish? what...?

>> No.15179423

Does anyone really give a shit about what a bunch of melanin enriched minorities think about our food?

>> No.15179449

>>15176991
What is a tribal person???

>> No.15179722

>>15179449
It's the PC way of saying ignorant savages, like Indians and other dirt people.

>> No.15180187

>>15179449
an oxymoron

>> No.15180456

>>15179449
there's remote areas of india and pakistan that are reservations for tribal groups, except they're kind of like a mix between hillbillies and the amish

>> No.15181382

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1607244283769.webm

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1607244315756.webm

https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1607244379564.webm

>> No.15181459

>>15177024
Do americans really

>> No.15181501

>>15176991
These people are clearly part of a civilized society if they recognize (correctly or otherwise idk) that the third patty in a big mac contributes to it being unhealthy

>> No.15182487

>>15177024
do aussies really?

>> No.15182873

>>15179296
this vid is at least 12+ years old. remember seeing it in ebaumsworld

>> No.15182920

>>15176991
>it gives you health problems
The majority of people in these societies are malnourished, the healthy hunza bullshit is bullshit.

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>>15177779
Thanks for saving the pic of my art.

>> No.15182996

>>15182952
That's damn good shit. Saved both. Keep it up

>> No.15183407

>>15177774
based

>> No.15183647

>>15177024
do canadians really?

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>> No.15183774

>>15179296
I watched this while listening to Bandeleros by Don Omar.

>> No.15183778

>>15182873
It's been a while. Crazy that those 13 year olds probably work at target now.

>> No.15183799

>>15177005
have you ever hoped a pancake would notice you?

>> No.15183809

>>15177774
This guy must get all the pussy, holy shit.

>> No.15183819

>>15183737
if 100 days is so good why not more? why not eat 15 year old beef?

>> No.15183829

>>15176991
>It is big, but not Mac
I don't know why but this guy makes me laugh so hard.

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>> No.15183983

>>15183947
completely ruined by that one bit that flies off

>> No.15183985

>>15183859
wtf even is this?

>> No.15184218

>>15183947
is this even real?

>> No.15184233

>>15183727
Wtf??? Do white families really?

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>> No.15184831

>>15183985
just some cheeky stirfry for me son

>> No.15185795

>>15184818
what the fuck is even the point in making a video on how something is made if you're going to keep secrets

>> No.15186034

>>15177024
Bubble Bass

>> No.15186046

>>15177069
He drank a 12oz soda in under 15 seconds, what did he expect?

>> No.15186593

>>15184818
fucking carpetbaggers

>> No.15186665

>>15185795
"secret spices gives it a extra kick!!" so its just fucking cayenne pepper, youre welcome

>> No.15186781

>>15186665
yeah it's southern food. most likely ceyenne salt pepper. might even just be season all

>> No.15187114

>>15177069
>0:32
Me on Friday nights. :)

>> No.15187160

>>15177005
hey, I think I have that same pan
It's Ozeri and it rules

>> No.15187188

I like the "Let's see if it is mac" joker.

>> No.15187211

>>15183819
>if 100 days is so good why not more? why not eat 15 year old beef?
Because longer is not always better when it comes to fermentation.

>> No.15187228

>>15183859
as soon as I saw kay's little goblin claw I knew I was in for hibernian sloppa kino

>> No.15187232

>>15186665
>>15186781
my money is on ceyenne, garlic+onion powder, paprika, and celery salt. This comprises 99% of "secret" southern spice blends.

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>>15187232
yeah I grew up in the south and in most things I fry that's what I add to the flour. that's all of the ingredients in season all

>> No.15187273

>>15187256
>silicon dioxide
Now I'm not a master chemist but isn't that just sand? Are they putting sand in the spice mix?

>> No.15187274

>>15186046
>)-[Close]
The soda is old as fuck anon, that's what he does in his channel: vomit. I don't remember the name of the channel, but it had Beast on it, I think?

>> No.15187280

>>15183809
He probably could if he wanted to, but I'm sure a man this powerful would prefer to remain celibate. I know its easy for simpletons like you and me to think of sexual relations as the end all of human existence, but something tells me this guy has it figured out way better than the rest of us. While people like you and you think about foolish things like peepee friction pleasure, this guy clearly has a higher calling and is resisting such animalistic urges. If only weyou could understand what it is like to be a decent human being like this guy. Shame on you.

>> No.15187290

>>15187273
yeah it's super common to be used as an anti caking agent. you'll find it in a ton of stuff.

>> No.15187339

>>15187273
Yeah basically, silica isn't processed by your body at all so it'll just pass through. It's a very common anti caking agent.

You don't want to breathe it in or get it inside your skin either for the same reason

>> No.15187349

>>15187339
>You don't want to breathe it in or get it inside your skin either for the same reason
Because it's an anti-caking agent? Wut?

>> No.15187399

>>15187274
He's the LA Beast. That soda he drank was extremely old, that's why he threw up.

https://www.youtube.com/c/LABEAST/videos

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>>15187274
Respect the LA Beast.

>> No.15187705

>>15177006
Pancake maker?

>> No.15188165

>>15187349
No because your body cannot remove it from wherever it gets into and it will just sit there forever

>> No.15188175

>>15187256
>Dollar Store Lawry's

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>> No.15188188

>>15180456
That's an insult to hillbillies and the Amish. Please apologize

>> No.15188208

>>15188179
>I've got Vermeer down me shirt

>> No.15188377

>>15188175
morton makes lawry's

>> No.15188402

>>15177024
Do Bangladeshis really?

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>>15188531
does this abomination has an official name ?

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>> No.15188660

>>15187618

This dude is legit insane. Watching this gave me heartburn.

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>> No.15188686

>>15188436

What the fuck is that fucking hair. I can't stand "black people" and their lazy look at me "fuck u cuz I can" culture. Blacks are a mistake.

>> No.15188692

>>15188676
Thats German though.

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>> No.15188814

>>15188686
>Hairstyles built around the fact that their hair is difficult to care for
>He thinks his mutant cold-adapted straight hair should define how blacks manage their hair

>> No.15188833

>>15188593
I opened this webm expecting that it couldnt possibly be what it looks like since itd been up for so long.
Nope, it's exactly what it looks like.

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>> No.15188902

>>15177024
>king of norf fc

>> No.15188993

>>15188465
You would think they would buy a machine to do that for them. This has to be Japan.

>> No.15189005

>>15177069
>sitting there and vomitting all over your table your teh views
>running to the toilet and not ruining your furniture
The state of degeneracy

>> No.15189025

>>15179296
This is actual supervillain tier shit and I love it

>> No.15189046

>>15188478
that seems like it'd be an undercooked mess

>> No.15189053

>>15188595
mushroom sausage roll

>> No.15189061

>>15179330
kek

>> No.15189092

>>15177774
Probably the best webm I've ever seen on this board, what an absolute lad

>> No.15189096

>>15188516
never got the point of mixing so many cheeses together. At that point it just tastes like cheap cheese

>> No.15189104

>>15183819
if 425°F is so good why not more? why not cook your beef at 23,268.75°F?
if 20 minutes per pound is so good, why not more? why not 18.25 hours?
Fucking dumb asses.

>> No.15189137

>>15184818
The shit smear of sauce on the plate always just makes me angry

>> No.15189167

>>15189104
I don't eat old expired beef thanks

>> No.15189186

>>15188993
China. They take noodles serious as fuck there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62YHHdYGOXM

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>>15188593
I don't know why i laughed or why this shit is still up

>> No.15189211

>>15188179
Japs are so based. From game shows and service industry to Zen and bukkake, they truly are an enlightened society.

>> No.15189407

>>15188538
It's burnt

>> No.15189417

>>15188692
You think there are no Germans in the US?

>> No.15189432

>>15188739
Should have been looped.

>> No.15189441

>>15189186
The Chinese have forty-eight words for noodles but no word for friend.

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>>15188531
>that last 10 seconds

>> No.15189487

>>15184818
>that'll be $129.00 please

>> No.15189505

>>15184818
>retarded yankees will act like fried green tomatoes are a revolutionary new food then pay 20 dollars for 4 slices

>> No.15189534

>>15189505
Americans actually made a movie about the food.

>> No.15189598

>>15184818
Cayenne is super secret

>> No.15189605

>>15187618
He's going to lose his enamel with his bulimia channel.

>> No.15189616

>>15188660
Lmao look up shoenice. This guy is a fucking amateur.

>> No.15189681

>>15189407
Its not burned dumbass. That is the accumulation of smoke on the rub turning them black.

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>> No.15189843

>>15188635
they may be human, but they aren't people

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>>15177006
>woooooow what a rich culture, i live for travel , please some black fuck my wife I will take care of my wife's son

>> No.15189992

>>15189977
Rent free.

>> No.15190005

>>15179449
it's just hick indians/pakistanis

>> No.15190287

>>15177024
>a brit who isn't a ponce
Maybe you guys are alright after all.

>> No.15190354

>>15188499
>It's raw
kek

>> No.15190423 [DELETED] 

>>15188814
nigger

>> No.15190459

>>15188739
To be honest, I would never make this but I'd eat it. It's just overly sweet, so I'd nibble a few spoons, but I think it's be a fun potluck dessert sort of thing. Maybe used real whipped cream instead of cool whip.

>> No.15190467

>>15188676
I've seen this so many times and I've never understood what's going on. Could someone tell me?

>> No.15190470

>>15190467
Yes

>> No.15190505

>>15177774
is the burger glued together?

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>>15177024

>> No.15190549

>>15188531
not bad, a rustic wellington

>> No.15190607

>>15177006
Mmm... food cooked by unwashed brown people on rusty metal drums. So much better than disgusting Americ*n pig-dog "food."

>> No.15190613

>>15177024
Not gonna lie, I would hang out with this lad. Gonna smack his hand away when he goes for one of my breakfast burritos, though.

>> No.15190644

>>15190467
what is it that you don't understand?

>> No.15190658

>>15177024
Do Alpha Centurians really?

>> No.15190667

>>15188531
What the fuck is he adding at the end?

>> No.15190680

>>15177005
> when you convince yourself a goatse pancake is coming yet keep watching

>> No.15190752

>>15177024
> luv excessively large burgers
> luv me chippys
> 'ate skinny fags
> 'ate kfc
simple as

>> No.15190808

>>15190644
What is she making? What show is this? What do sausages in a tin taste like?

>> No.15190821

>>15190808
>what do sausages in a tin taste like
From my experience they're in general pretty low quality pink slime, which is what most hot dog style sausages are, but ones in tins are VERY soft and mushy due to the way they're stored. They have 0 crunch.

>> No.15190834

>>15183737
this is going in my comfy webms collection
because it's ultracomfy

>> No.15190839

>>15190821
Germans have very bad teeth that's why they only eat that precooked mushmeat

>> No.15190851

>>15190808
the show is called "pures leben" it's a scripted german show that shows asocial people, or "lowlifes". She is making a Pizza with chocolate. Sausages out of a tin can or a glass are pretty common in germany, and pink slime isn't allowed here.

>> No.15190859

>>15190851
There's another clip of her geting stuck in a bathtub if you want to laugh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hag2CUa0mVw&t=171s

>> No.15190896

>>15190851
Pures Leben? More like "pure based"

>> No.15190926

>>15189783
>soy latte
>actually made with cow's milk

>> No.15191017

>>15190459
I had an aunt that made it every holiday, it was delicious. Good old apple snicker salad.

>> No.15191034

>>15188188
Based

>> No.15191051

>>15188676
> you will never be an American
silly Germans

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>>15187618

>> No.15191355

>>15191344
I'm retarded with math, but I think that amounts to about 98 grams of sodium per gallon. That's literally several fists full of salt lmao.

>> No.15191373

>>15183859
sloppa!

>> No.15191479

>>15177024
>160+ posts and no one has a link for this
I want to watch Nigel

>> No.15191502

>>15177024
didn't i see some vid where this lardbeast was strapped to the top of a car or something

>> No.15191541

>>15181459
You got caught lacking, limey

>> No.15191555

>>15190607
Then why do Murican bbq is so much better than all eur*peon "food"?

>> No.15191561

>>15177774
The burgermancer

>> No.15191575

>>15183947
Science has gone too far

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>>15178498
The food don't get fresher than this

>> No.15191589

>>15188427
This'll turn you into a gas plant

>> No.15191590

>>15188595
>>15188531
it's from a turkish restauraunt called Sirali

>> No.15191607

>>15189417
Those are germans in germany. You can stop coping

>> No.15191613

>>15189407
No culture europoor

>> No.15191627

>>15188993
Let's be honest, if you could get paid to bounce around on the hoppy pole all day at work you'd be catching dick like mr chinaman here too.

>> No.15191653

>>15191576
Honestly if they were ground or diced and presented in a more appetizing way than "here's a fistful of bugs fuck you" I'd eat the fuck out of some grasshoppers. Fry em up in a pan with onion, oil, some chopped tomato and a shitload of spices like indian food.

>> No.15191680

>>15188696
Hm yes unicorn intestine

>> No.15191744

>>15191589
Perfect for asserting your presence.

>> No.15192082

>>15187280
I know I'm late but shut the fuck up.

>> No.15192863

>>15192082
I won't let you have the last word.

>> No.15193568

>>15191355
Don't forget the acidosis from basically chugging vinegar.

>> No.15193636

>>15189096
>>15188516
>t. lactose intolerant 3rd worlder
The more cheeses (provided the flavors don't conflict), the better, this is a fact. The webm in question used 7 cheeses, which is some gourmet shit. I once made an 8 cheese mac n cheese (velveeta, cheddar, asiago, edam, provolone, mozzarella, american and parmesan) and it was god tier. Even my friends said it was the best mac n cheese of their lives, and those guys wouldnt have hesitated to take a shit all over it.

Tl;dr cheesephobe doesn't know what he's talking about

>> No.15193674

>>15192863
>I won't let you have the last word.
Again, shut the fuck up.

>> No.15193745

>>15189167
Let me guess you also don't eat bleu cheese because it has mold in it?
Fucking Amerisharts I swear

>> No.15193752

>>15193674
Benis

>> No.15193786

>>15193745
fuck cobb salad

>> No.15193791

>>15187280
Dumb slut

>> No.15193794

>>15176991
>>15183829
He should have a tv show exploring American food, like an inverse Anthony Bourdain. The guy is effortlessly witty, his "it is big, but is it mac? Let's find out" line is pure showmanship

Maybe pair him with the (pakistani?) guy in the brown shirt who scrutinizes the flavor profiles, have a funny guy/serious guy duo.

>> No.15193851

>>15193786
Agreed, but you're still a baby homo

>> No.15193885

>>15188179
I wish that girl biting the calendar would bite my nutsack like that

>> No.15193898

>>15188538
Meh.

That's more likely the $42 plate that nobody orders unless they're drunk/at a party.

>> No.15193914

>>15191653
Yup. Probably the way of the future, too. Much cheaper and easier to grow, and you don't have so much waste product from them. I think it's the shape and the legs that gets most people...

>> No.15193917

>>15193898
I don't know where that restaurant is, but if that plate is less than $75 I'll eat my hat.

>> No.15193923

>>15179359
A common misconception in the modern world is that tribal groups are totally untouched, when in reality many wear modern clothes, have things like radios, watches, etc, maybe even cars. But I will admit I was expecting something more like nomadic Mongolians, SubSaharan Africans, etc rather than a bunch of Indians. Seems like it's more of a rural village people try mcdonalds video.

>> No.15193939

>>15193917
I frequent a place with my work team every friday that has a "Feed the Senpai" order for $120 that would easily produce 4 trays the same size as the video shows. I know a lot of places may pretend to be high-dollar, but most Texas BBQ joints that are worth their salt know nobody will actually order it much, so they don't take much of a hit. It's also a way to use up excess food made in a day. BBQ is a little tricky to predict how much you'll need in a day. Takes 6-18 hours, depending on the meat, you're kinda screwed if you mis-guess how much you'll need.

I'm not saying that every place is like that. But I wouldn't pay over $50 for what's on the video; however, I'm surrounded by bbq joints, so the prices are a bit lower.

>> No.15193946

>>15193939
Interesting. "F-a-m" translates to Senpai. I did not know this. I feel old.

>> No.15193950

>>15188696
Nothing more unappetizing as artificial neon coloured food, how any can eat this crap is beyond me.

>> No.15193955

>>15188715
As an American that loves burgers and sweets, and is accustomed to the mixing of the two, this is revolting

>> No.15193962

>>15193946
It's a retarded word filter that's been in place for a while. Same thing happens with t b h and a few others. I can't remember why it was implemented.

>> No.15193982

>>15193962
Ah, thanks. Oldfag here, but I rarely post.

>> No.15193986

>>15193962
Is just gookmoot being a stoopid slope

>> No.15193987

>>15184218
It is. If I remember right, it has the blue channel of the video deleted.

>> No.15194008

>>15188814
He's just jealous that black people can have pretty much any hairstyle they want and have it look right.

>>15189843
At least this one is actually dead.

>> No.15194016

>>15193914
I recently learned they can be ground up into powder and are used to make like super protein pancakes and such. And I'm all for that. I just can't handle seeing an actual bug.

>> No.15194039

>It is big, but not Mac
Kekarino

>> No.15194054

>>15193674
This guy>>15193752 isn't me but I respect his energy. Look at that, I have a friend and you don't.

>> No.15194061

>>15193923
Those are afghans and pakis.

>> No.15194104

>>15188814
Its not hard to care for. Tons of whites have super frizzy curly hair and they dont let it turn into disgusting logs of grime.
If you wanna talk about mutant hair genes point at asians and their uniformly straight black hair.

>> No.15194132

>>15194054
Bagina

>> No.15194156

>>15178498
i love breadface

>> No.15194266

>>15189681
wow, sounds delicious. i'm gonna go bite into some charcoal.

>> No.15194277

>>15189783
Why!? He was making a normal face and then decided he'd rather make that face of all faces? What went on in his brain to cause this

>> No.15194397

>>15189783
What compels them to make the soy face?

>> No.15194527

>>15194277
>>15194397
>I have been indoctrinated to associate people making a goofy exaggerated expression of excitement out to be some weird attack on me, personally

>> No.15194541

>>15194527
Nobody said that you retard

>> No.15194692

>>15194541
It's what you're doing.

>> No.15194807

>>15188696
I think I would actually pay money to not eat this

>> No.15194840

>>15188465
>>15191627
i don't like to imagine how painful your inner thighs will be the next day

>> No.15194855

>>15188499
all that for coke? i'll pass

>> No.15194893
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>>15176991
>Ethnic Food Edition

this webm is traditional african american cuisine

>> No.15194897

>>15190752
>ate his local kfc
wouldn't be surprised

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>> No.15195004
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>>15177005
Who is this character?

>> No.15195019

>>15188715
>>15193955
It's a rainbow colored bagel you ding dongs

>> No.15195050

>>15177005
How do you get pictures on Pancakes?

>> No.15195052

>>15194925
So what? you take it home and make 3 meals.

>> No.15195056

>>15195050
You pipe down colored batter first to make a drawing, then pour the uncolored batter on top of it

>> No.15195059

>>15195004
She's from Kaguya sama, her name is Miko Iino. She's a sweet girl.

>> No.15195066

>>15195056
Sounds cool. I can draw a little bit myself so maybe I'll give it a shot.

>> No.15195070

>>15195059
thank u

>> No.15195079
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>>15195066
Use bottles like this for the batter. It's easier to draw with them.

>> No.15195508

>>15177005
I will now cum on your pancakes.

>> No.15195565

>>15194104
Curly hair is distinct from kinky-curly hair, which is something only Black Africans and Melanesians have. That guy has freeform dreadlocks, but of the unruly method. You can wash dreadlocks, but because hair of that texture gets dry extremely easily, you have to wash it differently, as opposed to straight to wavy hair, that gets greasy easily.

>> No.15195570

>>15177006
i don't know what it is but i bet it's good as fuck

>> No.15195635

>>15193914
>>15194016
Memes aside in the midst of a Malthusian catastrophe soybeans and grasshoppers aren't such a bad way to feed the teeming masses. Pad it out with rice and corn and we might survive the century.

>> No.15195712

>>15193636
Someone who openly admits to using American "cheese" and Velveeta has no right claiming superiority over others

>> No.15196632

>>15189046
have you never baked anything

>> No.15196644

>>15195712
they actually are very useful. chefs love and hate processed cheese. I can confirm velveeta makes really good mac and cheese if mixed properly with real cheese. also it's hard to beat American cheese on a burger.

>> No.15196675

>>15177024
RIP Nigel

>> No.15197009

>>15196632
yes, i have. i can't see how that top layer of dough wouldn't be unpleasantly soft unless it was cooked far longer to burn everything else.

>> No.15197208

>>15191578
Chinese puffer?

>> No.15197749

>>15183737
What do they do to prevent mold or spoil?

>> No.15197773

>>15193962
senpai
desu

>> No.15198253

>>15197749
It's a climate-controlled storage system, they're basically refrigerating them in open air so that they dry out in a controlled way.

>> No.15198356 [DELETED] 

STOP DELETING MY POSTS AND DILATE YOU POWER TRIPPING QUEERS

>> No.15198430

>>15188686
>>
Don't worry anon. Their lifestyles and choices end in diabetes and getting "caps" busted into them at very young ages.

>> No.15198444

>>15194054
Can I have the last word?

>> No.15198469

>>15191578
So this is puffer power

>> No.15198523

>>15184818
>Gives you a nice glob of sauce
>Ruins it with a spoon slide.
Fucking fine dinning dilettantes

>> No.15198543

>>15187114
Forgot you nose sideways friend.
( ° ᴗ°)~ ^

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>> No.15198656

>>15194893
>The way it stops to ponder around 0:45
kek

>> No.15198849

>>15198575
where's the hamster?

>> No.15199117

>>15194266
t. retard

>> No.15199315

>>15177024
fat lou dobbs

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>> No.15199357

>>15191589
no wonder they call it gascony

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>> No.15199414

>>15188436
>left handed
subhuman scum

>> No.15199429

>>15198575
These are cute. I love tiny cooking even though it's pointless

>> No.15199616

>>15199361
What the fuck did I just watch?

>> No.15199620

>>15198444
Only because you got trips, go ahead it's all yours.

>> No.15199656

>>15199616
Oil from cooking goes into sewer
Chinaman fishes out sewer oil
Boils it to clean it
Free cooking oil

>> No.15199683

>>15199616
Chinks ladleing used frying oil out of the sewer, "cleaning" and "refining" it and then selling it back to street vendors.

>> No.15199794

>>15199318
Still the greatest marketing campaign in small kitchen appliance history.

>> No.15199798

>>15177774
DEJAVU
HIGHER ON THE BEAT

>> No.15199802

>>15199361
RIP Bizonacci.
We will always remember you, wherever you are

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>>15194807
>Paying money not to eat something
Nigga just walk away

>> No.15200002

>>15199620
Thanks

>> No.15200069

>>15188516
If you don't use 19 cheeses minimum, you have failed as a chef.

>> No.15200429

>>15190667
melted sheep butter

>> No.15200445
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>>15176991
>Big Mac
>Yes it is Big
>Is it Mac or not? Let's check

>> No.15200452

>>15177064
Not even close lmao, he looked perfectly american to me until I read Nigel on his shirt. Stop acting like you and bongs aren't the same pink, fat shit.

>> No.15200476

>>15200452
Some of us are black

>> No.15200479

>>15200476
Nig

>> No.15200481

>>15200479
el

>> No.15200790

>>15177774
based

>> No.15200798

>>15193885
What did he mean by this?

>> No.15200805

>>15200798
He meant that he would like his scrotum to be bitten in the same fashion as the girl biting the calendar.

>> No.15200807

>>15200805
Please elaborate.

>> No.15200946

>>15200452
Well you're an idiot. Everything about him from his facial expressions and mannerisms is extremely British.

>> No.15200953

>>15200946
Yeah keep telling yourself that Cletus, you probably look just like him

>> No.15201326

>>15190667
boiled sprite

>> No.15201397

>>15194397
One interpretation I heard was that they don't know how to correctly smile, so they just do the mouth gape as a substitute.

>> No.15201418

>>15195066
Draw the image on the pan before cooking.
So it won't be burnt

>> No.15201426

>>15177024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s29RKnB7l7o

>> No.15201920

>>15176991
>tribal
looks like pakis and indians to me

>> No.15201955

>>15179296
based

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>>15189992
>rent free

>> No.15202483

>>15202472
>>rent free

>> No.15202492

>>15202472
>>15202483
i dont know what you 2 are on about, but i let people stay in my head for $1200 a month

>> No.15202684

>>15188692
>every single time, without fail
that webm is just too good for trolling

>> No.15202697

>>15193636
>mac n cheese
>gourmet
lmao and they say american humor sucks!

>> No.15202993

>>15177774
and europeans say americans have no art

>> No.15203164

>>15181501
>3rd patty
Fucking retard

>> No.15203244

>>15188686
a hair style like that takes hours at a salon/barber shop you balding tard

>> No.15203283

>>15203244
all that effort for some dead ferns on your head nigger?

>> No.15203327

>>15203283
better hair then you'll ever have permavirgin

>> No.15203339

>>15203327
1 doubt 2 had sex. get shot nigger

>> No.15203344

>>15190859
So she's a known tv actress or something?
https://youtu.be/A7nvTaoR0sQ

>> No.15203350

>>15194397
>>15194277
>>15194527
There is a study that shows that men with lower testosterone levels are more likely to open their mouth like that

>> No.15203374

>>15191653
>>15191680
Everytime, fuck off schlomo

>> No.15203448

>>15193636
so you used cheeses that taste the same also who uses mozzarella in cheese pasta its terrible for it

>> No.15203484

>>15188538
*taps knife*

>> No.15203756

>>15201426
Great song anon, thanks for sharing!

>> No.15203999

>>15203350
>Study was done by Stormfronters

>> No.15204013

>>15203999
If the results are correct it might have been conducted by muslims dogs and it would't matter.

>> No.15204077

>>15204013
>Implying there's anything done correctly by Stormfront, especially how they interpret crime statistics

>> No.15204080

>>15204077
Stopped clocks

>> No.15204642

>>15191576
Funny enough, I believe those bugs cost more than chicken.

>> No.15204836

>>15190851
Thanks anon, I really appreciate this. Seen this clip so many times with no idea what's going on.

>> No.15204840

>>15190821
I remember seeing a friend open a tin of pasta and sausages in tomato sauce when we were in uni and I was thoroughly grossed out.

>> No.15204927

>>15204077
i dont know why people say dumb shit like this. youre just making racism seem cooler by being a retarded fag

>> No.15204973

>>15204927
Found the stormfag.

>> No.15205386

>>15188436
this is literally prison food

>> No.15205398

>>15188436
>I prefer you boil it
>smash cut to putting a bowl of water in a fucking microwave
lmao black "people"

>> No.15205403

>>15195565
So cut it off.
Bald or with a hat is the default nigger head style.