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Hey compadre, we do things different in New Mexico.

>> No.15173122

>>15173104
that's a pretty normal sized burger for someone i'd say? the reason new mexico burgers look so sloppa and "taste" so shitty is because there isn't good ingredients in it. i wouldn't WANT to shit my pants after eating a NM burger, but i could easily

>> No.15173124

>>15173104
There's aphids under my foreskin.

>> No.15173138
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>>15173122
You can get a smaller one from McD’s if that’s too big for you.

>> No.15173144

Friend left after his sister in law was hacked to pieces and shoved in the cupboards.

Very-different. Rifle next to bed, doors braced, barred windows different.

>> No.15173195

>>15173138
he literally said it was normal-sized, you unproductive, indulgent, mental pygmy

>> No.15173220

>>15173104
Hatch green chile burgers are kino with a good aged white cheddar

>> No.15173222

Tejas here we got em at whataburger right now

>> No.15174006
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Part of a complete breakfast!

>> No.15174015

>>15173138
nice people? i thought it was all methheads there

>> No.15174018

>>15173104
New Mexico borgers be lookin like that?!?

>> No.15174156

>>15174015
When I went through New Mexico I both ate the chile burger and got harrassed by a meth head. I was there for two days kek. Glad to see it's a stereotype

>> No.15174302

>>15173104
Liven in New Mexico my entire life.

Do not come here. This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.

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>>15174006
based
i tried this stuff on my eggs, was really good

>> No.15174628

Life if just better for you here if you like green chile

>> No.15176211

>>15173104

>> No.15176299

Other New Mexican here, I think it's fucking retarded how we take so much pride in green chile.

>> No.15176363

>>15174302
Fact check: true
>>15174344
That looks good but it isn’t green chile sauce.
>>15176299
We have nothing else to be proud of fuckwit at least give us this.

>> No.15176507

>>15176363
>two fantastic national laboratories
>incredibly rich native American history/culture
>beautiful national parks
>nothing else to be proud of

Found the high school dropout gas station attendant. Retard

>> No.15176557

>>15176507
>Sandia
>fantastic
It’s gone to shit since Honeywell took over

>> No.15176587

>>15173138
Insane people,
Bland peppers.

>> No.15176616

Has anyone made a chile rellenos burger yet

>> No.15176715

I’ll bet. But but many of us still love avocado on a burger in Kentucky.

>> No.15176733

I can't fucking stand the green chile obsession here.

>> No.15176872

When I drove through New Mexico I just remember how beautiful the country was, until I got near any place with people where it was either meth trailers or Indians on meth or firewater trying to scam people with their shitty stores. Oh and gas on the reservation was like a 1.50 more than off lol.

>> No.15177020
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>>15176872
It’s one of the most beautiful states in the union. As you eluded to, it’s also one of the most impoverished.

>> No.15177050

>>15177020
ship rock is incredible even from a distance

>> No.15177087

>>15177050
Many rock formations in the Southwest are especially beautiful from a distance. The contrast between the formation and the flatness around it is often better appreciated from afar.

>> No.15177131 [DELETED] 

>>15176507
>>15176557

Don't forget that Adolf Hitler spent a semester abroad at UNM when he was an art student. That's got to count for something!

>> No.15177244

>>15173222
trips is right you can just get this at any whataburger. It's delicious though.

>> No.15177427

>>15177020
And as you *alluded to, its also one of the most poorly educated.

Also fuck this shit state.

>> No.15177446

>>15177131
Is that true? I can't find anything to substantiate it.

>> No.15177509

>>15177446
No he never even visited America.

Jeff Bezos was born here and Microsoft was started here tho.

>> No.15177510

>>15177427
I’m actually just someone who’s from Kentucky and has been to New Mexico two times. Even so, Kentucky is also in the bracket of the worst educated states.

>> No.15177535

>>15176507

>rich Native American history/culture

They were only slightly better than animals there’s a reason they were methodically exterminated. As a Texan I can’t believe how white-washed this subject is. Eventually they’ll have everyone convinced the nice friendly peace loving Indians just moved away and nothing atrocious ever happened at all.

>> No.15177593

>>15173104
I've never been to NM but hatch chili's on a burger or hot sandwich is a great fucking addition. And I'm from Scandinavia

>> No.15177600

>>15176507
>incredibly rich native American history/culture
Drunk navajos and puebloans pissing themselves on the 66 Bus is rich culture huh

>> No.15177614

>>15176507
Don't forget how Epstein owned a vast estate in rural New Mexico where he was planning to operate a eugenics breeding program.

There was also an Islamic terrorist training compound nearby where they found a bunch of dead children buried, then the governor covered it up and ordered the charges dropped.

New Mexico is the shadiest place in the western hemisphere.

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>>15173104

>> No.15177695
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>the virgin New Mexican chopped green Chiles cheeseburger
>the chad Colorado slopper

>> No.15177703

>>15177535
>>15177600
Kys

>> No.15177757

>>15177600
Fuck you and your wasted dubs, you jerk.

>> No.15177763

>>15173104
>green chili
That's literally all NM has going for it. El Paso has a stronger pull on your state than any city inside the state, and we don't do green chili in EP

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>>15177763
El Paso has a stronger pull on its own dick than anywhere in New Mexico

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>>15173104
Your drivers are shit. I fucking hate you assholes! Everytime there's a shitty driver, or someone doing some dumb shit on the road it is almost always someone with a New Mexico license plate. "Land of Enchantment" my ass; more like land of literal retards. Even the beaners from Juarez are better drivers than your typical New Mexico driver.

Anyways, yeah green chiles are pretty good on a burger. In fact the only good thing to come from New Mexico are the hatch green chiles.

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>>15173122
>i wouldn't WANT to shit my pants after eating a NM burger, but i could easily
You have a weak stomach if you cannot handle some green chiles on a burger.

>> No.15178025

>>15177918
Get that Dr. Pepper shake fuck me it’s good

>> No.15178595

>>15177695
BASED

>> No.15179007

>>15178025
>Get that Dr. Pepper shake fuck me it’s good
really?

>> No.15179910

>>15177885
You hates us because we're the best.

>> No.15179914

>>15173124
i got barbs on my cock like im some sort of animal cock person

>> No.15180268

>>15177918
First time I have missed texas in a long time. I wish I was in abiline to try one of those

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>>15180268
I am going to pick one up for lunch tomorrow. I am hoping its better than the BASED mushroom swiss.

>> No.15180355
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15180355

New Mexifags, is this place any good?

>> No.15180360

>>15180355
Yeah but its becoming increasingly overpriced and the amount of food you get is shrinking at the same time

>> No.15180366

>>15180355
Yeah it’s really good but it isn’t fast. Their burgers are quite good, as are their fries (I like the seasoned ones) and their breakfast burritos are great. The fish sandwich they do during Lent is wonderful too.

>> No.15180372

>>15176587
Lmao

>> No.15180522

>>15173104

>bun isn't toasted again

when the fuck are people going to learn

>> No.15180532
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>>15177510

>> No.15180584

>>15180355
it's the only thing good about NM

>> No.15181927

>>15180584
based

>> No.15181947

>>15177020
I prefer some trees in my landscape

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>>15181947
We have that too

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>>15181957
Have anything Deciduous or is it all just that low tier Coniferous crap

>> No.15182628

>>15179914
pearly penile papules
me too homie me too

>> No.15182647

>>15173104
A real New Mexican would never post this shit because he knows the more Hatch chiles become a meme food the more scarce and expensive that shit gets in his local market each passing year

>> No.15182652

>>15174302
truth

>> No.15182659

>>15176299
t. red fag

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>>15177675
Nice picture of a storefront. At least post a picture of the actual slop.

Best burger in Minnesota hands down, the Jucy Lucy can kiss my ass

>> No.15182693

>>15182687
>modern art, on a burger, using ketchup and mustard

>> No.15182753

Just how spicy are those stewed green chilis? I've seen these burgers on Food Network and they always look so good.

>> No.15182758

Green chile is too good for you people.
If you have to pass through NM, stay on the interstate

>> No.15182777

>>15182753
they're not stewed, just roasted, chopped, and frozen

>> No.15182786

>>15177695
what is it about flyover states and having dog vomit tier food?

>> No.15182787

>>15177695
Colorado is a disgrace and should cede itself to Canada already

>> No.15183585

>>15182753
>Just how spicy are those stewed green chilis?
Not at all. They have great flavor.

>> No.15183795

right now grocery outlet has 28oz cans of diced hatch pepper for $1/ea

i bought two

>> No.15183801 [DELETED] 

>>15174302
>Do not come here. This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.
i went to nm to do drugs for a month and i remember everyone at the skatepark would only talk about beating up their gfs and getting in fights at parties.

then i get back home and my friend says "wow, check out this video of a guy getting kicked in the face" and it was a video of some guy getting kicked in the face at that skatepark i hung out at all day.

i rmember some lady cussing out her neighbor one morning saying god was gonna get them.

needles everywhere

>> No.15183807

>>15174302
>Do not come here. This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.
i went to alburquerque to do drugs for a month and i remember everyone at the skatepark would only talk about getting in fights at parties and beating up their gf's.

then i get back home and my friend says "wow, check out this video of a guy getting kicked in the face" and it was a video of some guy getting kicked in the face at that skatepark i hung out at all month.

i remember some lady cussing out her neighbor one morning saying god was gonna get them.

needles everywhere

>> No.15183824

>>15173104
>New Mexico.
>Green or red?
Neither, thank you.
>GREEN OR RED?
Fuck New Mexico.

>> No.15183965

>>15176507
>>peppers
>things with flavor are awful
>>NM has nothing else, pls give us this
>lists 3 more things whites/conservatives hate

>> No.15184921

>>15183965
>NM has nothing else, pls give us this
I hate the retards in NM see >>15177909 but I have to give credit where credit is due. Those peppers are damn good, NM has a huge variety of gorgeous sights to see, aside from driving they're nice people, most of the food is a pretty good take on mexican food unlike tex-mex, fantastic wine, but the only thing really gives a WTF that is /ck/ related is the green chile sundae.

>> No.15184930

>>15184921
>fantastic wine
For some reason local wine and craft beer is actually really good.

>> No.15184941

>>15184930
Yeah the "alien beer" in Roswell and there's some other craft NM beer that my El Paso Alberstons sells (has NM flag and is green and yellow) is damn spot on!

>> No.15184947
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>>15184941
The Happy Camper IPA, I have two in my fridge rn

>> No.15184960

>>15184947
YES! That's awesome beer. I'll see if I can order some from gopuff today. Albertsons has been sold out for a few months now.

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>>15184960
Albuquerque has a lot of local craft breweries with very popular taprooms.

>> No.15185003

>>15184993
How are they holding up with COVID? I know the scene in El Paso has been completely destroyed.

>> No.15185013

>>15185003
They’re totally shut down rn. The popular ones sell enough packaged beer that they’re surviving but everything is closed. Really sad. I don’t know of any that have closed permanently but ABQ has so many breweries and taprooms someone must have gone under or closed a taproom.

>> No.15185136

>>15185013
That sucks dude. I know my go-to places here tried to do the GH/Postmates thing but they were losing a lot of money due to fees (30%), so they said fuckit. Had a liquidation grogger sale, thinking to shut down but every month people come through and stock up. I know the owner of one, and he's just grateful to be breaking even.

>> No.15185295

>>15177535
That's how I feel about flyovers

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this case taught me all i needed to know about this place you call "Albuquerque".

>> No.15185705

>>15185333
yea, that was a horrid thing that happened, here.

>> No.15185778

>>15185333
checking those triptiy trips

>> No.15185815

>>15185705
Just another day in the city of "Breaking Bad."

>> No.15185860

>>15185295
Well, have you ever tried culvers?

>> No.15185873

Fuck off we're full.

>> No.15185898

>>15185873
The mouthwash aisle at Walgreens says otherwise

>> No.15185977

>>15181957
>muh decidious.
bruv there are many fine ass places not seen anywhere else in the world

>> No.15185999

>>15177614
>New Mexico is the shadiest place in the western hemisphere.

probably because it's one of the most forgettable states in the union. When has anything of note last happened there? How would you even know?

>> No.15186007

>>15185999
>When has anything of note last happened there? How would you even know?
Well ISIS literally had a training camp, with a bunch of shallow graves containing bodies, a few years ago.

>> No.15186020

>>15185333
I live less than a mile from this apartment.

>> No.15186073

>>15186020
got any stories?

>> No.15186083

>>15186073
once I was barhopping in Nob Hill and there was a drive-by shooting across the street. I don’t think anyone got hit but I heard the gunshots and saw the pulverized brick make a cloud and saw the car driving away

>> No.15186903

I moved to new Mexico a couple years ago for school and honestly I love it here: it's cheap, the food is top notch, stunning landscapes, no niggers, and crackheads keep the foreigners out. Now I can go to remote hot springs and fuck cute latina bitches in peace. So please keep calling it a shithole, I don't want any of you fags here anyway.

>> No.15187742

>>15186903
Well good luck finding a good job.

>> No.15188157

>>15185136
A lot of the smaller ones up here in Mn had already started selling 750ml cans in the better stores last year, so they've been doing OK.

>> No.15188166

>>15185860
>Live in Culvers territory
>Meh and overpriced
It's not even a proper butterburger as Sconnies created.

>> No.15188189

>>15185333
Meth is a helluva drug.

>> No.15188608

>>15187742
Netflix just invested 1 billion dollars in Albuquerque
There are jobs for anyone who wants to work

>> No.15190310

>>15188608
Oh wow. I didn't know that.

>> No.15190331

>>15173144
In NM?

>> No.15190395 [DELETED] 

>>15173104
not gonna lasagne, this burg looks fucking tasty

>> No.15190732

I live in arizona and really dislike it. I wonder if NM would be an upgrade or downgrade. I would prefer to live in new england or something

>> No.15190750

>>15190732
Are you too lazy or stupid to move?

>> No.15190760 [DELETED] 

>>15188608
>>15190310

Yes, Netflix is hoping that by dumping $1 billion in the local meth economy, that they might create the foundation for the ultimate reality show, basically Mad Max in real life.

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>>15173104
yeah.
>blocks you are a path

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>>15190816
Seethe more Tejas fag

>> No.15191321

>>15188166
it is overpriced and taste is subjective but i think the burgers and chicken is bretty good

>> No.15191324

>>15177020
Arizona is better

>> No.15191453

>>15185333

>dailymail.co.uk

Why is half of the content on that site about America?

>> No.15191681

>>15190816
BASED West Texas BTFO of injuns again

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>>15191070
Yeah So what? You retards put anything on ice cream and call it a sunday because too many rex niggers don't know any better.

>> No.15191693

>>15191453
it's buzzfeed for boomers, most anglos know to avoid the daily heil, so the yanks make up the readership.

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>>15191453
>Why is half of the content on that site about America?
RENT FREE

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15191993

ABQ is such a shithole, but it's also beautiful at the same time. The mountains, the suburban neighborhoods, all that shit is really nice. It's too bad about the subhuman assholes and Central, though.

>> No.15192526

>>15191993
ABQ is such a mixed bag. I love it and hate it

>> No.15192597

>>15191993
>ABQ is such a shithole, but it's also beautiful at the same time.
Is there such a nonshit hole with a reasonable cost of living?

>> No.15192849

>>15192597
your mom's snatch

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>>15179914
pearly penile papules

Same bro, women know they're normal so don't use it as an excuse

>> No.15194244

>>15191070
we had to show y'all how it's done

>> No.15194309

>>15177535
The one thing I love about native american culture in NM is the beautiful sparkling glass along the roadsides as it sparkles in the sun and moonlight. It is so beautiful and at the same time an 8th wonder of the world that so many bottles of liquor and beer have been thrown out the window over thousands of miles of NM roads in order to allow them to glisten and sparkle with such brilliance. Fuck getting your wife a diamond ring. Scoop up a chunk of the NM roadside and slap it on her finger.

>> No.15194316

New Mexico is terrible but I'd still rather live there than anywhere east of the mississippi.

>> No.15194319

>>15182687
Is that a carrot. That is a faggot burger if it is. Fucking degenerate hipsters.

>> No.15194321

>>15177535
Based. Reading Empire of the Summer Moon completely erased any white guilt I had for those savages.

>> No.15194347

>>15173138
Used to live in Arizona, love the hatch chili. Not too spicy, but just hot enough to enjoy.
Hatch chili stew made by the natives with fry bread was kickass, too.

>> No.15194846

>>15194321
Kys

>> No.15195825

>>15194316
Why Florida is a great state

>> No.15196402

>>15174302
Stop looking in the mirror mate and go to a village. Or perhaps you are just cursed with constant wah my glass is half full Mummy syndrome. Either way get fucked and get out.

>> No.15196533

>>15196402
What are you even on about? We're talking about New Mexico food here.

>> No.15196668

>>15194319
Where do you see a carrot?

>> No.15197010

>>15196668
Right in the middle

>> No.15197462

>>15177427
*it's
fuckwit

>> No.15197629

>>15197462
Nope. The english professors have changed it back.

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New mexico is maybe the best state in the us if you are outdoorsy and dont like to see other people when you hike or mountainbike
The state is fucking huge and there are only 2 million people there

>> No.15198544

>>15197010
Not him but that could be a pepper.

>> No.15198668

>>15198544
It's a carrot. No need to COPE on the fast food board

>> No.15198679

>>15198668
I dont know mate, Ive lived in New Mexico a long time and I have never seen a carrot in a green chile burger

>> No.15199044

>>15198679
That burger with the carrot was Minnesota

>> No.15199161

>>15199044
Seems like an odd choice no matter what state you live in

>> No.15199220

>>15173195
>that's a """pretty""" normal sized burger for someone """i'd say"""?
Learn to read subtext, this beta cuck can't even commit to calling a burger small without weasel words.

>> No.15199420

>>15184947
IPA's are for cum guzzling faggots

>> No.15199425

>>15185333
i bet she voted libtard

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>>15194319
>>15197010
>>15198544
>>15198668
>>15199044
>>15199161
No carrots on the menu, might just be either a pepper or an orange tomato slice.

>> No.15199539

>>15197462
>>15197629

yeah its orc venicular

>> No.15200358

>>15185999
> . When has anything of note last happened there?

The Manhattan Project says hi!

>> No.15200375

>>15199443
>orange tomato slice.
wtf is that?

>> No.15200410

>>15182786
It looks tasty to me

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>>15200375
You are aware that tomatoes come in colors other than just red, right?

>> No.15200461

>>15174015
Who says meth heads can't be nice?

>> No.15200462

>>15190331
The incident was in NM. I'm not there. Fuck that. Can't stand low humidity anyways.

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>>15173104
Eat my ass you meth-addled child molester; Colorado has infinitely better green chili everything without being the third-world shithole that your state is. You're a national embarrassment and it's a missed opportunity that they didn't test those nukes on the people living there instead of empty desert.

>>15177695
Hell yeah.

>>15181957
>Haha yeah bro we have trees
>I mean, only in a tiny area of mountains and mountain valleys and the handful of it that isn't used as pasture or for hunting ranches or ski resorts is full of gangs growing pot on public lands and trash dumped by alcoholics and teenagers and the rest of the state is a bombed-out wasteland but yeah we have trees

>>15183824
Fuck you green chili makes everything better.

>> No.15200742

>>15194846
Read a book

>> No.15200750

>>15190732
I'm from Arizona. New Mexico is a shithole. Imagine if all of AZ was like the Navajo rez and Tuscon put together. That's New Mexico. Their desert is cold, windy, and lifeless. I've heard good things about Taos though, it's like their Flagstaff.

>> No.15200777

>>15190732
I moved to thr northeast from AZ and this place is a shithole and everyone is a pussy about the cold. They charge you tolls to use federal interstates. They accept gobernmental bullshit like updatong your drivers liscense constantly and having the governement do a manditory inspection of your entire vehicle and pay money for that. There are cameras fucking everywhere. Fucking everywhere they film you driving and monitor you. The people just accept it and say "Could be worse, we could be in New Jersey." There is no open spaces and they have no idea about the scale of the west. Their "rural" areas in Pennsylvania look like Disnwy made a Tinytown phoney version of Nebraska. They've never seen a mountain. It's only like 5 hours from DC to NYC and 3 more to Boston. This place is fucking tiny and overpopulated. I can't stand it. But I'm not going back to Arizona. 100F 9 months out of the year makes me judgemental of these ladyboys out here complaining about any cold above the 10sF. Like put a fucking hat on you east coast weenie.

>> No.15201227

>>15196533
Read what I'm responding to. Don't come at me with ignorance.

>> No.15201238

>>15201227
I still don't understand. Could you explain?

>> No.15201332

>>15200462
>Can't stand low humidity anyways.
that seems crazy to me since humidity is so horrible that everyone complains about it like the two live jews

>> No.15201469

>>15200462
>Can't stand low humidity anyways.
t. mucus-let

Just buy a humidifier and some saline nasal spray

>> No.15201830

>>15201469
Kek hes all snotty

>> No.15202267

>>15201830
Hate all you want but my sinuses are fine, and my skin is silky smooth because unlike a neanderthal I use lotion.

>> No.15202291

>>15202267
Fuck yeah lotion rules as well as drinking over a gallon of water a day.

>> No.15202316

>>15194347
There is not much hatch chili in Arizona. It's uniquely a NM thing.
In NM if you order chili cheese fries it's likely you'll get hatch chili not meat.
Every fast food place has a hatch chili burger in NM, none have one in AZ. jack in the box, mcdonalds, burger king, etc. they all have a hatch chili burger on their menu in NM.
They are obsessed with that chili pepper there.
It's the only state I know of that all the fast food stores have a regional menu for.

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>>15202291
GOWAD!

>> No.15202369

>>15202316
>In NM if you order chili cheese fries it's likely you'll get hatch chili not meat.
Learn the difference between chile and chili, please.

>> No.15202378

>>15202316
>They are obsessed with that chili pepper there.
it's literally their entire economy if you exclude glow nigger research sites

>> No.15202385

>>15202378
They also sell fireworks and turqoiae jewelry. Also truckstop prostitution.

>> No.15202394

>>15202385
>truckstop prostitution
You talking about lot lizards?

>> No.15202423

>>15202394
Si. Yo quero el hamburger und la chicka.

>> No.15202463

>>15202385
They legalized a lot of types of fireworks in Arizona a few years ago so people stopped going to NM from here as much to get fireworks.
If you want decent fireworks you still have to drive out to NM though, they don't sell Roman Candles or Bottlerockets in AZ.
They can't sell anything that shoots into the air in AZ.

>> No.15202475

>>15202463
I know. Unless it's a real gun. Fireworks become obsolete when your dad gets you real guns anyway. They're only relevent until you're 12 and then they become boring.